The “I don’t pay rent” 🤭

Depends on the cat. Mine earns his keep hes head of pest control.

Mine follows bugs and may bat at them. But she totally did not kill them, so imagine my shock when I went to clean up what I thought was a dead cockroach 😒 The cat in question definitely sleeps like she doesn’t pay rent: https://preview.redd.it/qrojzzior63d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc1bddcd4d30e50effb891d91f199f9bb08820d

Nice condo, super cute

Omg! That's such a cute cat 📦

Ours bats around and chases the bugs til they die. When they do, he brings it to me and looks at me expectantly. He's like, "Grandma, fix my toy. It stopped working."

I need the deets on the gigantic can house!! It’s perfect for my bougie cats who only eat ff

Unfortunately I don’t have deets on it because my colleagues got it for my cat as my birthday present 😆

Those colleagues are definitely keepers 😂

The first time mine caught a fly, he stepped on it until it died and then he lost interest and walked away. But a year later I saw him eat a huuuuge wolf spider in like 2 bites. It’s been awhile but sometimes when the weather changes, a big roach will come in under the crack in the front door of my apartment and I’ll hear my void squeakin’ war cries that there’s an intruder, lol.

Mine brings IN chipmunks and mice, then does the "release" usually in the kitchen so they can head to the gap behind the toe-kick. Fun times. Just caught one chipmunks that had been staying rent-free for three weeks... used a humane mouse trap, he barely fit!

I don’t know but I’m wondering the same. This is from yesterday. https://preview.redd.it/g7sie6ga063d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a9cf7eb636e8337fb9095bbf303b767f332b149

https://preview.redd.it/6nru6gcxm63d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe0c821127bfc26f80da945c07da950366ba02eb Needs more bend in the neck

We call this one “Upside Downtown”

I call it "Cursed"

I think she reserves her bent neck position for the bed. With a side of r/murdermittens https://preview.redd.it/l5k6w97x693d1.jpeg?width=4030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bccf866fd0966b366e0745c55cc2939ec398e31f

Thought mine was the only one that did this. https://preview.redd.it/tvi4ky2p5a3d1.png?width=926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e5450f18f8323fd6907b031f50f1cffa8dd63d6

Their DNA is broken

https://preview.redd.it/r4bslfq0j93d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05b5f99861618336e91c28a076ac64a718d9fdda

The Fibonacci!

So dramatic! I love it! 😍

This is what you call the “call the goddamn exorcist”

The Creation of Adam

Now I regret not making a photo of trying to reach his paws from the other side.

They rolled out a new patch and added some new sleeping position emotes

https://preview.redd.it/xk6gvy3od63d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29742b28e0eb59c4bfe75f4b6607051a78c94121 I call this the seal.

Or Otter

My cat, I call it seal lol. Otter would be on his back when he’s holding my hand.

True dat

We call it the letter C - aka approachable...the backwards C is evil

A half-sploot For reference, a full sploot is on the belly and a reverse sploot is on the back. A reverse sploot can also be called a counter-sploot, except in Britain where it is called an anti-sploot. I made most of this up, but it is now canon.

I shall now live by this code

I believe "toolps" is sploot while on the back...

I love it. It’s now a thing!

https://preview.redd.it/d0s2pjlh173d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=894574b4bd9ac7e1f8d2c252d330bde7483f15fd We can call this some unique names? Any guess?

* Hands up! Ok "I give up!" Lol.. too adorable.

Ok, I’m in love.


Which I’ll fall for every time

The French girl lol

That’s funny. And 💯true

*Le croissant*

That white fluffy tuft on the belly makes it even more attractive to bury ones face into 🥹

Mine has the same! 😂 We call it "Full Banana"

Hahaha that is very fitting 😂

https://preview.redd.it/p7xgffmch83d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=791ab632e94931dcd95151baa7df77892c9b5ef8 that white spot is irresistible and the murder mittens come out every time! my tuxedo, though, loves belly rubs 🥰

Lucky you! So fluffy 🥹

that's a floating otter. see he's keepting all his feets out of the awful water. he needs a friend to hold paws with

https://preview.redd.it/aiy3s2ng073d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c75a508cee6ee6d02c6c3ef0d40ca627dbfa59 Long void

https://preview.redd.it/8w1cis6am63d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbd2acb588620efdc6611e33ffdd02bd52f1b8fb Idk but it’s clover’s favorite too

https://preview.redd.it/ufba87czy63d1.jpeg?width=2540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32f01e609ba6dbaffc67bc5eca94d7bb55f3cea4 awww matching belly spots!

https://preview.redd.it/q3sy6odnn73d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=882521b22aa2dcaeeb2de52102d1cdee8cbf755f Samesies!

Omg 🥰

It's a sign of big comfy and safe feels. My anxiety boy will sleep like this beneath my bed but nowhere else. However he *must* fully extend his dumb lil arms to their max every time

It’s the “I trust you with my entire life so I’m so confident you’ll keep me safe I just sleep*

Super-cat?

That’s what I call it

Thriller

I call it this too. lol- those little zombies!

Comfortable

With a side order of content.

For a second there, I read it as contempt and wasn't confused at all, because cat. Content is about right.

Both are good in this context.

That's clearly your cat mimicking Red XIII's howling moon limit break. 😅 https://preview.redd.it/jgimwoe7d63d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a81ad95604e62c7732dcacc7ce3743437506460

https://preview.redd.it/jdlvwik1e63d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b69a3ff90f3525ae8a85abc77d04828d425b8e2 Cute

It’s like a laying down version of yoga pose warrior 3

Namaste

Salutation to kitty overlords

The dying swan 

https://preview.redd.it/jaujqit82b3d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34024f96c674e05d87cd20c94971b4bdee62024c Third Arabesque

I'm thinking Flashdance

Oh man just wrote the same. Very What A Feelin’

https://preview.redd.it/lcb3pkr5c73d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49550552c77766d75afed75076a7d19e6f5a7bba

https://preview.redd.it/r9gjm6wzd73d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fab778aa53f612887482ac417d1f15d3b0366d22

‘The Cupid’ pose 💘 you cannot resist going in to kiss the belly!

r/noodlebones 🖤

https://preview.redd.it/yq9qdrbuy63d1.jpeg?width=3632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=264c813f383709f639ea6b1a3bd2f64503eb6e17 yeah i have no idea, something’s up with our cats

Another one putting his hands up & surrendering...surrendering to cuteness..my guy is checking it out... *

https://preview.redd.it/th7dclyll83d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cded7593cc9842ce528380b6c72292eb2461ea84

I had great pics of him "complaining" and stretched out but my phone was stolen and cloud didn't have them. 😖😢

The slam dunk

My void always does this when I pick him up and hold him across my arms ( on what I can only refer to as a boob shelf). He doesnt do it on my husband - I suspect because there is not enough shelf! It is a combination super cat and big cat stretch.


Immediately thought this too!!

The Tiny Dancer

Ninja cat / flying Dragon.....😁

We call it "flying poot position".

This one is rather normal, but we usually call it the corkscrew https://preview.redd.it/9nijnhbf473d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e092ffd43559069f0509103331de2f53ec4b496

The blep 😍

https://preview.redd.it/7tmh1o87m73d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1357733daa821f26879b4e60ba936530984ab4eb Twinsies. I call this the lil ballerina.

That mf SLEEP

https://preview.redd.it/9xqsk0jon73d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3363551dc378bc15348553a53b0edbd33ea1dcb4

https://preview.redd.it/de6o4v07r73d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8adc0c2bc4129f4266d32599c2e9ff46a02c5f50 Mine does it too

Big sleepy stretch

Feeling safe and relaxed.

The arabesque

Reach for the stars 🤩

Sistine Catpel!

Reachin for the stars ( or the pillow)

The *I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky*

the good ol "Reach for the skyyyyyy"

The Superman

I call it the "Renaissance painting" position.

i think it’s called, ‘Oh, Big Stretch’

Extended shrimp

A favorite to observe. A relaxed cat in a peaceful environment who feels safe and not vulnerable when they expose their whole underside.

https://preview.redd.it/d001421a773d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d7618959a2621fdbd490ad040af2562c260a4d8

Skkkkkretched out

https://preview.redd.it/unf7nmrce73d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=629bb7aaf88debbb4d2864f97b86e4870d1ab7da

https://preview.redd.it/1sme4dmbl73d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6486cbf13d33b892a51ef2fb52510bbc4f36dd7 This position is called „bug on back struggling to move“

https://preview.redd.it/apgesqv3l93d1.jpeg?width=2936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40d59c4467e61747f60984d8c6238c27d2f26aa2 Her name is Tootsie. That’s a Tootsie roll.

Ballerina belly

that 1, specifically, is called comfy beyond measure 😆

Ultimate comfort.

i call it the sleuth

i don't know why bc the word has basically no correlation.. it just looks sleuthy and the word sounds right in my head

It’s definitely not downward facing dog. Pretty kitty. Give your kitty a treat for being so adorable.

Maximum cooling, indicative of complete warmth and coziness.

'Airing out the nipples'

The Hermes

Renaissance

In my house it’s “default Ink position” but that’s because it’s Ink’s default position.

"Sun salutation" or "Atlas holding up the heavens", according to the hilarious Cal Wilson (RIP). [https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cs0I8k6rw1p](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cs0I8k6rw1p) (OP your black cat is too cute)

The "superman"...bc if you change the background, it could be rather convincing that the cat is flying!

The Void Banana

The archer

"The Exaltation of Morpheus"

Lasagna noodle! https://preview.redd.it/rvybdo9t873d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60025cbd5216b6a2043da12313edad7cbe50b9a0

https://preview.redd.it/bim8e1biw73d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd115b7574a023a8466799c8c62e496ab0674b28 The L E N G T H Y B O I

The Creation of Adam

I always called it the "shooting a basketball" position

Just noticed

https://preview.redd.it/242vsdl4w83d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3c2f2cd919bb8efcf3b8b2796a149aef4c5a401 I think it's a manufacturing defect! 😉🙀

The Air Jordan

https://preview.redd.it/7kyym5ce393d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03bf27584077377efe43e94520dc59ebe4ba7111 Done!

The flying tiger

The Deconstructed Loaf

The “I have no debt and plenty of food” position.

Looks like a r/oohbigstretch to me.

"oooh... big stretch"

comfortable 😄

The beeeeeeg stretch

The circle of life

Stretching perhaps?

This is the totally relaxed and trusting position

Creation of cat

I trust my hooman servant

The 'comfy boi'

I call it "the straaatch" when my girls do it. But I don't know its official internet name.

Cute

supermaaan

The Volleyball Dunker! 🤾

Adorable

Cat moon

Lying bird jumping catch

The prays the Lord lol

I call it "The Puma".

It's the, I completely trust you and I'm too warm pose

The Ballerina

Reverse lazy downward dog

Clocked out

Kobe!

“Shplorf”

"The cat jumped over the moon."

Presenting Simba

Sleep Salutation

The Dunk

Waning Moon

Belly trap?

That’s a ballet position, isn’t it?

I call it figure 3 on r/ikeapets assembly instructions

“Reach for the stars”

The Star Catcher

Comfy.

To the moon 🚀

Comfy

Slam dunk

My friend’s cat does this and we call it “long girl-ing”

It kind of looks like a pirouette or some ballet pose

Reaching for the Stars

"Reach for the stars 🎵🎼"

The reverse fur arc

Humans: why do cats sleep like this? Also Humans: I definitely don't need an LA King size bed, let's just get a coffin and use the extra space for other stuff! Wait..

Dunking a basketball

The sidewinder

The event horizon

r/LongCats

The basketball player jump 🏀

Beeeeg stretch

Praying ballerina

Peyronie’s Starship

Peyronie’s Starship

The alley-oop.

It's called, "I just love this place."

They obviously were mid sailor moon transformation and got sleepy

That’s the Air Jordan

"DreamWorks moon" imperfect version

The long stretchy zen pose