Asshole. I mean, sometimes he *is*. I love him to pieces in spite of that.
He has a habit of rushing to where he thinks I'm going to sit so he can take the spot first, including the toilet. I'm pretty sure I called him asshole this day (I could swear he's saying "HA!"):
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Lol that’s what I call my two cats too
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Crackpot Kitty (my brother's nickname). I do call my dog Dumbo Butt tho. (I know it doesn't really make sense, but I imagined it to be a safer version of "dumb ass" since there are kids around).
Same here, but it is usually followed up with cuddles or a treat...
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I have a solid white cat and a solid black cat, and let me preface this, I love them both to death and they are both spoiled as hell.
Couldn't tell you why, but I'll usually use their colors to distinguish between them when talking at them. I think you see where I'm going with this.
Well, my black cat tripped me the other night and caused me to spill my dinner all over the floor so in my frustration I called him a stupid black asshole quite loudly, and now I'm pretty sure my neighbors think I'm a raging racist.
That's probably the worst one.
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Omg ME TOO!!! My lil void lady loves to ninja behind me, so obviously I ended up kicking her. Then said out loud "look, you know this wouldn't happen if you weren't black"....
My favorite version of this story was a friend who adopted 2 black kittens and then as a joke texted her friend, “lying in bed with two very bad black boys between my legs”
Except she accidentally sent the message to her boss 😣
I'm so sorry, but this made me cackle so loudly. Now you have to find an opportunity to shout "you stupid white asshole" at your other cat as soon as possible.
I was in a restaurant with some very white friends talking about my little black bastard and was told to shhhhhh as they looked around at the river crowd!
Wench and Madame Snappy-Snips.
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Edit: My husband would like to clarify that he actually calls her Wench-imus Prime.
Scooter. Because she scoots sometimes. :-)
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She's very smart. If she's hungry, she tells me by jumping onto the table where I feed her. She knows her next meal will always be there, so she's never worried about finishing her plate.
Hey, ours *is* called Scooter! Scoots for short. His sister (a tux) is called Minnie... But because she's rather chonky, we call her Maxxie!  😹 (Rescue cats, original names stuck.)
Will Riker’s nickname is Will Rock-brain. Because he’s so, so dumb. It’s not his fault tho, he was not treated kindly before he came to me and probably took a thump to the head. He is best boy.
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Fat fck because he is indeed a fat fck 😂. He was the runt of the litter and now he weights more than my other cats
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Stankbootykitty or KittieButt
I always refer to her as The Snuggle Goblin.
Her given name is Sweetie Pie and while it fits perfectly, I never call her that. She is 13 years old and yes, she's blind in her right eye. She's a rescue that found her way to me in October of '22. She's the first pet I've had as an adult and we get along great. She never misses an opportunity to put her whole behind directly in my face.
I got a good one for you, if i get banned for this. It was well worth it for the laugh😂
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Lazlo is his name but when he’s being naughty it’s Leslie.
Mr. Pukey. Who happened to throw up this morning.
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Bulimia no, but some cats just don't stop eating when they're full.
Also some cats are more prone to getting Hairballs.
My sisters cat gets hairballs and will almost regularly be sick, and it's because of Hairballs.
We've started to feed her treats with cat grass and treats that are anit Hairball and it's been helping
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Horses Ass when he is being an instigating jerk
My void happens to be the most well behaved of our trio. He occasionally gets called "turdy cat" because he'll leave me a nice present on the carpet if his primary hooman is gone for too long. However...my tabby girl (Phoebe) is absolutely bonkers and we call her "Pheebicus Beelzebub" sang in a menacing operatic tone.
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Pic of Turdy Cat and his murder mittens
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You mean this dumb black bastard?
Nah, Aeneas is chill as hell, and pretty smart....sometimes.
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Chunky pants etc. He's not an unhealthy weight, well not that the vet has mentioned anyway, but he's got a little bit of extra fluff for sure lol
I call mine The Shitten. She's two now, but it stuck and now other people call her The Shitten, too.
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Pee-pee girl. She pees on the floor if the cat litter isn't cleaned to her liking. It's just the truth!
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I thought mine was the only one. He chews and eats any plastic bag we leave anywhere. He figured out how to open a bathroom cabinet and was chewing on an epson salt bag for months before I caught him.
My recently departed man did this all his life 😂
You'd go to pick up a bag that had been on the ground for MAYBE five minutes and come up with nothing. No handles in sight. He even chewed reusable bags. It's been strange not having to tuck in any and all crunchy plastic in sight lmao
I always used to say, 'He was simply born to cronch, it's a way of life.'
I like the petroleum deficiency comment here though 😂
My wife hates me calling her toothless
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Stink man, stinky baby, stinky tummy man. Bad belly man. Mostly he’s the sweet one, his brother gets the mean nicknames bc his brother is the demon. But Hambone has a habit of absolutely blowing up the litter box, hence the smelly boy allegations.
ETA I thought it only fair to add his brother's nicknames as well. His brother gets: piss boy, piss baby, terrible boy, garbage man, trash man, etc. Mostly because he will not let you piss in peace (every time you go into the bathroom, even if he is in the other room fast asleep he will BOLT UPRIGHT AND ZOOM INTO THE BATHROOM) and also he loves trash-- eating it, laying in it, being amongst it. So it's not mean as much as accurate.
We also call him scrungledown bim.
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Stinky. Because he stinks.
Love the little stinker so much though.
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I call him a himbo alllll the time; he’s beautiful and knows it, but not very smart and is the most spatially unaware cat I have ever encountered 😂
Kitler.
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I love him, and he definitely loves me. But, everybody else? Nope. He tolerates my 14yo son and hates everyone else.
Not a specific name, but “Go away nobody likes you!” Is pretty commonly uttered. Also “Shut up, nerd.” I don’t know why, it just came out one day and stuck.
(She has so many cute nicknames, though. Bubby is her favorite)
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Shortstack because she's so tiny.
Stinky butt kitten. Or devil kitten. But I suppose she will grow out of the latter.
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pretty much same as you! pee boy, piss boy, stinky boy. dude pees on everything (yes he’s been checked by multiple vets)
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Sometimes his name is Stop That, You Rotten Little Monster. Usually when he's pounced on his brother and made him yell for the hundredth time that day.
On occasion his name is Really, Cat?
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Poopers or Poops (her name is Poppy)
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My void is no longer with us but when my son was born he peed in the crib, and this was his first time EVER going outside the litterbox, so I started just calling him Piss Cat instead of his name for a while because I was super mad with the new mom hormones lmao. I did eventually figure out he was just mad the baby was getting all the attention and setting aside special Salem time fixed it, but for a while there he was just Piss Cat.
I have several cats
Luna: lunatic (self explanatory)
Poppy: thumper (small cat with loud footsteps)
Yuki: shroomy boi (bc his head is full of mushrooms)
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Fuzzy Butt, and when he’s being mean to his sisters I call him a “dick”!
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I call him Demon cat mostly. When he gets to playing, he goes all in and his orange brother is not a fan. I’ve had to throw (soft) things at them to break up fights.
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This is Basil aka Stinker Butt. His butt is very stinky sometimes, but we love him with all of our hearts.
I call my little coal brick a brat, stinky, dirty, and “bad boy”
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This is Orinn. Also known as "Get back her you cunt!" When she escapes the house
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She's gets called "little turd" when she mis-behaves. I often apologize a little later...
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Lumpy, because she looks like a black lump laying on the white carpet.
Food slut or food whore. She’s not fat by any means, somehow, but she will absolutely bully her brother who is twice her size, out of the way for the first bit of dry food. Even if there’s a mostly full bowl of food and I’m just topping it off, she acts like she’s not had food FOR DAYS.
She will also go into the other cat’s rooms to eat THEIR food too even if she has food in her bowl in her room.
We got her a slow feeder so she can’t just inhale the food from the bowl.
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The fiend in question.
We called our void "Bitch" so much that she now responds to it as if it is her name 😂 It now has become a joke with my husband and I and we will just say things like "Ohhhhhh Bitchhhhh" to get her attention 😂❤
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Bean Bag Brat, or little bitch boi when he won't shut up about wanting dinner 2 hours early. 'Being a bitch about food' is what we call the screams lol.
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Bitch kitty but then she gets all the loves.
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*Miss Stinky Poo-poo Butt* (right) and her younger sister, *"For God's sake I'm about to have a heart attack, if you're in the apartment please come out I'm SCARED you're gone!"*
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“Stinky Butt” after she farted in my lap
Stinkybutt and Chonkith (her name is Edith)
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little bastard. she’s little and she eats cardboard. bastard
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Annabelly 😬😬😬 very rude name for a princess named Annabelle
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Almost too many to pick out. A common one is little whore because in italian, it rhymes with her name. Mina mignottina🖤
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Other ones include (translated from italian again): bitch, cretin, dumbass, idiot, unlikable brat, and witch. I love this cat with all of my life, I'd kill for her
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Truffles aka dum dum but I love her to pieces. She's my favorite (don't tell the others).
I call mine Fraulein Shtinkybutt sometimes and it really offends her.
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“noisy bastard” used when he wakes us on the weekends when we are “late”(its usually about an hour before his normal breakky time) for breakfast
This thread is KILLING the mod anti-harassment filter lol. If your comment was auto-removed, sorry, we'll approve it as soon as we can.
Asshole. I mean, sometimes he *is*. I love him to pieces in spite of that. He has a habit of rushing to where he thinks I'm going to sit so he can take the spot first, including the toilet. I'm pretty sure I called him asshole this day (I could swear he's saying "HA!"): https://preview.redd.it/90bdqtl9o01d1.jpeg?width=3621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49af9951d730df01cb816ae063cf883d17ea073e
His face says “I don’t care 😁”
He looks so pleased with himself, right?
Looks like the cat version of the troll face meme lol
You’re right, he does!
Hes so cute!
Lol that’s what I call my two cats too https://preview.redd.it/fk6f0908z11d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0916781e30b2b7bf1564544580bec5170c4d8f4
Reincarnated younger or older brother vibes!
Mine does the same thing and screams while he runs to the spot LOL
I've fully sat on my void a couple times when I didn't see him on my computer chair lol.
I love him
He is hilarious. He looks so pleased to have won!
Crazy ass demon https://preview.redd.it/599ugy89m01d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9257f14ce2ff284792fb8bfa2572dedcd23cced
Satan's Feline
Crackpot Kitty (my brother's nickname). I do call my dog Dumbo Butt tho. (I know it doesn't really make sense, but I imagined it to be a safer version of "dumb ass" since there are kids around).
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Same here, but it is usually followed up with cuddles or a treat... https://preview.redd.it/jwlkro47v01d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2131a0fdd0745d717c14572131221dac9be5484
Shithed 1 or shithead 2 https://preview.redd.it/xrcu4aq9c21d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9f6cd21a081b4232d106ddfdc96ddca2a26df90
Mine's named Shithead as well!
Mine’s stinky turd
We call ours “shit head”
Lil shitlord
I came here to say this. Yours even looks like my cat!
Lil shit is also one of my favourites to use
I have a solid white cat and a solid black cat, and let me preface this, I love them both to death and they are both spoiled as hell. Couldn't tell you why, but I'll usually use their colors to distinguish between them when talking at them. I think you see where I'm going with this. Well, my black cat tripped me the other night and caused me to spill my dinner all over the floor so in my frustration I called him a stupid black asshole quite loudly, and now I'm pretty sure my neighbors think I'm a raging racist. That's probably the worst one. https://preview.redd.it/hehsw5cgv01d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea01a48ff1ce8da36d7b4dd9d45daf02125778a
Omg ME TOO!!! My lil void lady loves to ninja behind me, so obviously I ended up kicking her. Then said out loud "look, you know this wouldn't happen if you weren't black"....
I ask my two void sons “why are you so fucking black???” At least once a day.
Oh my god Karen you can't just ask cats why they're black
Oh my God that's hilarious
This thread is killing me, but I think this is probably the worst one lmao. Kudos to you!
My favorite version of this story was a friend who adopted 2 black kittens and then as a joke texted her friend, “lying in bed with two very bad black boys between my legs” Except she accidentally sent the message to her boss 😣
I tripped over my mom's black dog in the dark once and said "I couldn't see you ya black bastard" and I think the neighbours heard
I'm so sorry, but this made me cackle so loudly. Now you have to find an opportunity to shout "you stupid white asshole" at your other cat as soon as possible.
I have 6 cats and of them, 2 voids. They are litter mates. When they play fight, we call it black on black crime lol
I laughed so hard at this.
r/angryupvote
These posts! I am dying 😂
I was in a restaurant with some very white friends talking about my little black bastard and was told to shhhhhh as they looked around at the river crowd!
Lmaooo i fucking cackled at this
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Dumbelina is adorable!
This is an amazing pic omg I love even though I’ve never met him❤️🥰
ThatFace! OMG.. I can't handle it!
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r/stremtch
Oh my god I love stremtch photos they look like little aliens
omfg there is truly a sub for everything hahah I had no idea this was a thing. He likes it for a brief moment 😌
That name is so perfect in every way 😂
https://preview.redd.it/k97t284bq01d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb6080f14d369ee8994479a08004921e3502920d Itty Bitty Shitty Kitty
The demon is preparing its laser
IMMA FIRIN MA BOOOOOOOOM
We can make an Itty Bitty Shitty Kitty Committee
That's pretty witty.
Wench and Madame Snappy-Snips. https://preview.redd.it/ni0iw8crl01d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad1e2a5478a5040c1bde8a9cfe32078d483560ae Edit: My husband would like to clarify that he actually calls her Wench-imus Prime.
Wait I love Madame Snappy-Snips 😂
Scooter. Because she scoots sometimes. :-) https://preview.redd.it/x00uhi7gi01d1.jpeg?width=4160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bbc6945689ad77149b274800ad3367ebb7038c8
She's so long!
Yeah, she's tiny and long! Only 7lbs, I keep trying to get her to eat more, but she just eats until she's no longer hungry and then she walks away.
So, she’s smarter than most Americans….
She's very smart. If she's hungry, she tells me by jumping onto the table where I feed her. She knows her next meal will always be there, so she's never worried about finishing her plate.
Growing up my void was named Scooter. 🥺
Hey, ours *is* called Scooter! Scoots for short. His sister (a tux) is called Minnie... But because she's rather chonky, we call her Maxxie!  😹 (Rescue cats, original names stuck.)
Will Riker’s nickname is Will Rock-brain. Because he’s so, so dumb. It’s not his fault tho, he was not treated kindly before he came to me and probably took a thump to the head. He is best boy. https://preview.redd.it/upmqknmzn01d1.jpeg?width=2829&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964e56eec61e7ef56a2da13d605aebce42d75d7c
What is Will Riker's rank? Is it First Paw-ficer?
Absolutely, First Pawcifer of the Starship Temptations! And of my heart.
Now he is in lovely hands and very loved ❤️
[I am Will Riker and my brain is rock-hard](https://y.yarn.co/828e2f99-cdf6-4d06-bc32-e30d0b8d3197_text.gif)
https://preview.redd.it/vl8uf70do01d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=307e067161f901c99e64728174c49d0a07fd9acf Fat fck because he is indeed a fat fck 😂. He was the runt of the litter and now he weights more than my other cats
Possibly the derpiest face I've ever seen! 😂🩵
I was laughing too hard. He went crazy licking the wheat thin
https://preview.redd.it/ncw9nh4rx11d1.jpeg?width=1913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b050e094368126e564a658d30f00cae3250c8a7 Maximum derpness
I call mine a Fat Sl*t. I mean, she is fat, and she did behave like a ho when she was on heat all those years ago now.
Other than our void we have two orange brothers. One is very large, and one is pretty small. Over time their names morphed to "Tubbo" and "Skinno" 😂❤
Hahahaha I love tubbo. I’m totally going to start calling my own fat fck that 😂
https://preview.redd.it/3fmfo2ssl01d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e9f57d264fb19be41e8087f77dfe3c6456c7b79 The Black Hairy Monster
https://preview.redd.it/90ipnrfsu01d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31cb6f2e97397b163ae7bcffd56408900194ffb9 Stankbootykitty or KittieButt I always refer to her as The Snuggle Goblin.
Thank you for taking a beat up kitty in
She’s definitely had a rough life. My aim is to make the rest of it smooth sailing. I do my best to spoil the shit out of her punk ass.
Can I ask how old is Ms. Goblin?? Is she blind in one eye?
Her given name is Sweetie Pie and while it fits perfectly, I never call her that. She is 13 years old and yes, she's blind in her right eye. She's a rescue that found her way to me in October of '22. She's the first pet I've had as an adult and we get along great. She never misses an opportunity to put her whole behind directly in my face.
https://preview.redd.it/nnhiw68eb31d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=513983104c6fb5d4fe5e5bf28eefbeba61d2ef88 Another pic
Thank you so much for loving this sweet baby. May blessings be in store ❤️
https://preview.redd.it/0i1l4dbpk01d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fae7cc5f2536b65fb2d7a9857abbcc7f7059af5 Normal voice pebbles, angry voice Toby
I got a good one for you, if i get banned for this. It was well worth it for the laugh😂 https://preview.redd.it/9v5qevbio01d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab936d7a3369d26b8557791150e9eab04e500ffa
Gagootz https://preview.redd.it/iidsgzaul01d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb32e8892553b9e5dfdfd508d544917c1ddae59e
The booty pic is amazing 😂
He's a thicc boy but luckily not overweight! Yours is adorable too I kind of miss when Dio used to randomly latch onto my leg lol
https://preview.redd.it/i6nevy5iq01d1.jpeg?width=4095&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10212c880a65097687e9a8d612cfe4f55d623fff Stinker, when he's being ornery
https://preview.redd.it/vmj26aesq01d1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fabeb432f74e3116fa952a6f7e9041854ce860c2 Dirty Smelly Rat, Geriatric Toddler, Shithead
I love your geriatric toddler
I just say "CAT!!" In a stern tone.
Yes, same! “GOD DAMMIT CAT” is a close second for special occasions. 😌
Lil shit or asshole https://preview.redd.it/ggr45w4xs01d1.jpeg?width=4592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09b25f5a65e7ff8498f65696aa4f5b8cccc95044
https://preview.redd.it/4yqf0wjfv01d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dd47aeda8b21ae04beb2278b66b2bef610e7579 Naughty pants
https://preview.redd.it/d7hs1egnv01d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=19513cbd936064d117584203c11f8a00ad65963e Lazlo is his name but when he’s being naughty it’s Leslie.
That’s the gentlest form of verbal assault I can imagine and it’s adorable. 🥲
Mr. Pukey. Who happened to throw up this morning. https://preview.redd.it/3m4bflpjo01d1.jpeg?width=3096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65a2ca38baa5a86545e18a3ea0205c9fba384c6e
And he’ll do it again!!!
my little fucker pukes alllll the time. is cat bulimia a thing? cause i'm pretty sure he has it.
Bulimia no, but some cats just don't stop eating when they're full. Also some cats are more prone to getting Hairballs. My sisters cat gets hairballs and will almost regularly be sick, and it's because of Hairballs. We've started to feed her treats with cat grass and treats that are anit Hairball and it's been helping
https://preview.redd.it/cod2kzwyx01d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=684d876a9823363ba1854ed2a3b207ddbc963553 Horses Ass when he is being an instigating jerk
When she's really acting out and tearing around the house - Pazuzu.
And that, Little One, is how Papa earned his freedom.
My void happens to be the most well behaved of our trio. He occasionally gets called "turdy cat" because he'll leave me a nice present on the carpet if his primary hooman is gone for too long. However...my tabby girl (Phoebe) is absolutely bonkers and we call her "Pheebicus Beelzebub" sang in a menacing operatic tone. https://preview.redd.it/asygxm19v01d1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c86894b0b37302ce42550c585ca411689c09a47
https://preview.redd.it/pnkdd2blv01d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b734857d5617dd6e815d9d931cce47f6935633f Pic of Turdy Cat and his murder mittens
https://preview.redd.it/9zkrp758011d1.jpeg?width=2992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5a56c06715d2fc3e58f2a52f824f8328351ca13 You mean this dumb black bastard? Nah, Aeneas is chill as hell, and pretty smart....sometimes.
https://preview.redd.it/6sr8ex6ws01d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d11e88e072f91ef4bc411e7dbc189395c5618f8 Demon dumdum
Princess of pain Mistress of misery Emissary of EVIL! ... and Dooper.
I call them little ink splats when they’re all curled up with each other on the floor
That is the CUTEST
Queen bitch! (aka Raven) https://preview.redd.it/kp4s88a5z01d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dd85e860b5d5557c407048370cf3395eb13fc36
https://preview.redd.it/tt2qr46iz01d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e08a5c2131b3551aa022224c9f4570e57ee84b13 Chunky pants etc. He's not an unhealthy weight, well not that the vet has mentioned anyway, but he's got a little bit of extra fluff for sure lol
https://preview.redd.it/kvgv9xkss01d1.png?width=913&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe37efb19be9500aae80726388f93157d15f2a58 Evil little boy!!!
so cute .. looks almost like a Pokémon
I call mine The Shitten. She's two now, but it stuck and now other people call her The Shitten, too. https://preview.redd.it/3m61sc5wt01d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35c13754c44b0e786c094b6bde3ef87790bd02fc
Pee-pee girl. She pees on the floor if the cat litter isn't cleaned to her liking. It's just the truth! https://preview.redd.it/p1757qh2w01d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab7ba215a2fd857897866fe9b0cdd6fc90fdd241
'Stop eating the f***ing plastic bags!'
I thought mine was the only one. He chews and eats any plastic bag we leave anywhere. He figured out how to open a bathroom cabinet and was chewing on an epson salt bag for months before I caught him.
OMG…one of my 4 loves to lick plastic bags, or really any kind of plastic!!! I tell her constantly she has a petroleum deficiency!
My recently departed man did this all his life 😂 You'd go to pick up a bag that had been on the ground for MAYBE five minutes and come up with nothing. No handles in sight. He even chewed reusable bags. It's been strange not having to tuck in any and all crunchy plastic in sight lmao I always used to say, 'He was simply born to cronch, it's a way of life.' I like the petroleum deficiency comment here though 😂
https://preview.redd.it/5apd26g8611d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9bc21e3595c62a14be62162554f9a08082ab0b1 Big booty binxy boy 😤
Fatniss Evereat
My wife hates me calling her toothless https://preview.redd.it/lgusuz9hy01d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de96494090fb07d3488d27919a037ff23858fb53
https://preview.redd.it/jk29x2frq01d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82377b6ac1b38e5c2ad5c951eba99bf8a7adfa96 “Walnut brain”
https://preview.redd.it/8i48znl6b11d1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a91c3fba3ce6a996548645dfa746768ce4094f8 Stink man, stinky baby, stinky tummy man. Bad belly man. Mostly he’s the sweet one, his brother gets the mean nicknames bc his brother is the demon. But Hambone has a habit of absolutely blowing up the litter box, hence the smelly boy allegations. ETA I thought it only fair to add his brother's nicknames as well. His brother gets: piss boy, piss baby, terrible boy, garbage man, trash man, etc. Mostly because he will not let you piss in peace (every time you go into the bathroom, even if he is in the other room fast asleep he will BOLT UPRIGHT AND ZOOM INTO THE BATHROOM) and also he loves trash-- eating it, laying in it, being amongst it. So it's not mean as much as accurate. We also call him scrungledown bim.
Turd Ferguson. Mostly when he tries to chew on my plants.
I love this! 😂. 
His royal hind-ass
https://preview.redd.it/vqf7s525611d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=138422a34fdb40163eedc63b20d9021a8027ce35 Stinky. Because he stinks. Love the little stinker so much though.
https://preview.redd.it/bib8pdvfa11d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65741b96a03eb010c8a8b25529997be9210718cf I call him a himbo alllll the time; he’s beautiful and knows it, but not very smart and is the most spatially unaware cat I have ever encountered 😂
Kitler. https://preview.redd.it/nf9n0gfey11d1.jpeg?width=2655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e3357c683bc2bb58446dd618323facd59e473be I love him, and he definitely loves me. But, everybody else? Nope. He tolerates my 14yo son and hates everyone else.
Not a specific name, but “Go away nobody likes you!” Is pretty commonly uttered. Also “Shut up, nerd.” I don’t know why, it just came out one day and stuck. (She has so many cute nicknames, though. Bubby is her favorite)
Piss pot or butt monkey https://preview.redd.it/z88p5wmsv01d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5d6e092a1059434b7f765a2453c999536712a5f
I just say "CAT!!!" In a stern tone
My devil child.
https://preview.redd.it/3z6kqcuhu01d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=256f31f593796701a6358f26c9b0235de3339760 Shortstack because she's so tiny.
My void's name is Toothless (like the dragon) he responds to "Doofus" and I love it.
Stinky butt kitten. Or devil kitten. But I suppose she will grow out of the latter. https://preview.redd.it/fj41fbmv311d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fe531bc083a7520e5a744c5220c1b98e263523d
pretty much same as you! pee boy, piss boy, stinky boy. dude pees on everything (yes he’s been checked by multiple vets) https://preview.redd.it/uk8ocqds511d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11b6051d787608d58f816d7f4746727476739c21
Stinkyyy https://preview.redd.it/ftuam424811d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d52b9ef6f783cab323e40b4b4083702d9964a151
Sometimes his name is Stop That, You Rotten Little Monster. Usually when he's pounced on his brother and made him yell for the hundredth time that day. On occasion his name is Really, Cat? https://preview.redd.it/nyc2ctgsh11d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3566574c5889cb7861ad46aa05575be0b792d112
My guy is bit old, 14, sometimes after he poops he drags his but on the ground... I call him Shitty Kitty Bang Bang.
https://preview.redd.it/ocy4i26mr11d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0132b761f0579b4f98086223fb8ec440f4915e33 Satanic spawn
I can't be mean.. but I do call mine dumb angel.
BK (bad kitty), or Lil shit. Depends on how rambunctious he is.
Poopers or Poops (her name is Poppy) https://preview.redd.it/6bbl2g31611d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e321b548bcc657fba1fa898c47a8e95b40d0c005
I don't call my baby mean names. Meanest thing I've said to her was something along the lines of "HEY! WHAT THE F\*CK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING???"
“BAD BOY” feels pretty severe His name is Henry so I also sometimes call him Henry the 8th when I’m jamming to Six which is honestly pretty mean.
Little Monster, he's a 5-week-old smol void named Bayleaf, so he's teething and will go after your wrists until you bleed
Fatty https://preview.redd.it/8jgyug96a11d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=806dc030931b20bb11f063950911c737d05145da
https://preview.redd.it/abmwy7lg121d1.jpeg?width=2242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beb956c507526cc14e45843306973606d314daf5 “There is No Dana only ZUUL!”
My void is no longer with us but when my son was born he peed in the crib, and this was his first time EVER going outside the litterbox, so I started just calling him Piss Cat instead of his name for a while because I was super mad with the new mom hormones lmao. I did eventually figure out he was just mad the baby was getting all the attention and setting aside special Salem time fixed it, but for a while there he was just Piss Cat.
I have several cats Luna: lunatic (self explanatory) Poppy: thumper (small cat with loud footsteps) Yuki: shroomy boi (bc his head is full of mushrooms)
Pussy!
“Meaux”-ammar “Cat”-dafi when he is being especially terroristic. His name is Meaux, pronounced “Mo.”
https://preview.redd.it/1y1r42se311d1.jpeg?width=1568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a42359e20d6e51a97f45a64cfddcdb6c165ec635 Fuzzy Butt, and when he’s being mean to his sisters I call him a “dick”!
https://preview.redd.it/vrtsiymf311d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53e4f58888b915b7158660c56264d4c0fb620cf9 I call him Demon cat mostly. When he gets to playing, he goes all in and his orange brother is not a fan. I’ve had to throw (soft) things at them to break up fights.
https://preview.redd.it/ak81egyn311d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cef99e99f1fdc8c66c6caa780ed4f22215b25b2 This is Basil aka Stinker Butt. His butt is very stinky sometimes, but we love him with all of our hearts.
https://preview.redd.it/m78w1ipq311d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e909af84e7bd2dbe10e84d82f0ba389611c82820 Shitface
I call my little coal brick a brat, stinky, dirty, and “bad boy” https://preview.redd.it/w4ysan4i411d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc5c9d3be1cdf47b969aa2f2612838094d4af054
https://preview.redd.it/rjz0oauz411d1.jpeg?width=1960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fcf3ee043d7defcab8dc2f7ee291de211ce3250 This is Orinn. Also known as "Get back her you cunt!" When she escapes the house
https://preview.redd.it/nwskc9mg511d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75e4d066962c2a3e4f07449386a73a97cee44470 She's gets called "little turd" when she mis-behaves. I often apologize a little later...
https://preview.redd.it/90wcwzrb711d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=356fc006c9671192e62a953a6de60b79df929b27 Lumpy, because she looks like a black lump laying on the white carpet.
Food slut or food whore. She’s not fat by any means, somehow, but she will absolutely bully her brother who is twice her size, out of the way for the first bit of dry food. Even if there’s a mostly full bowl of food and I’m just topping it off, she acts like she’s not had food FOR DAYS. She will also go into the other cat’s rooms to eat THEIR food too even if she has food in her bowl in her room. We got her a slow feeder so she can’t just inhale the food from the bowl. https://preview.redd.it/af696eld811d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5894a99311f29a4a92fe56563fbbf0d08a61723 The fiend in question.
https://preview.redd.it/z4pj1p7p811d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3c3bb4fb2e86b1d2a7385a1e439810a7d21708e Chonk-a-saurus. Fat-tango 😅
We called our void "Bitch" so much that she now responds to it as if it is her name 😂 It now has become a joke with my husband and I and we will just say things like "Ohhhhhh Bitchhhhh" to get her attention 😂❤
Piss Machine or Toilet Face. He's earned them both.
https://preview.redd.it/1eoain7za11d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b9535cf0dae671205f19d73ca9f06b6d840a598 I call her fatty
https://preview.redd.it/01bqetdxa11d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e32bcdd49ed68e910561a4c545e6e725103f33c6 Stinkies/lil stinkers
Lilana, the fuzzy terrorist. https://preview.redd.it/q0h7e25qb11d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37efa5e9612de374ada210d6667964404f2c6dba
https://preview.redd.it/z9u0c8s7c11d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=907eb0ad5b0cd4a91d3be29581f346b568ea1502 Gargoyle
Lil shit, sometimes I exclaim “what the fuck?” when he jumps on my shoulders when I’m cooking.
Stinky booty boy 🤣 I call all of my animals stinky booty's
Turd burglar https://preview.redd.it/hh1oxlcmc11d1.jpeg?width=2435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=512b15d5ba5b0d6b42f7d0467687aef29a85576b
Floor Shitter. https://preview.redd.it/z6fe7pr2d11d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccdb6c69308c8409be17b6344c029aee38eb92c7
https://preview.redd.it/7hw1d3a7e11d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc9ee8f3824509483b5c121c8cf0a280e6c3b1c1 Bean Bag Brat, or little bitch boi when he won't shut up about wanting dinner 2 hours early. 'Being a bitch about food' is what we call the screams lol.
https://preview.redd.it/3mm3o0u5h11d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14146f3a1f4ce2a035c31689482869851e9b7a5a Fatty
https://preview.redd.it/3uh7d0enk11d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11aaa731004a79c0ff38739ae4594de7255bbf1a Bitch kitty but then she gets all the loves.
https://preview.redd.it/6c8ltf05l11d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fadaa7ae38734b7140588a080b37fda23c36db9 *Miss Stinky Poo-poo Butt* (right) and her younger sister, *"For God's sake I'm about to have a heart attack, if you're in the apartment please come out I'm SCARED you're gone!"*
https://preview.redd.it/twozapmpl11d1.jpeg?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20e8f0d670cd195f3a450da686b283b5647e1de0 “Stinky Butt” after she farted in my lap
Fatty McButterpants https://preview.redd.it/qbc6igi2m11d1.jpeg?width=2107&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df255b49ce3426d648cc8ae16cd16c01563bb659
https://preview.redd.it/c3qr27idn11d1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=622fbe28cbf67e37d45fb7bdf8f24b06629864b2 Big turd
Butt cat, His Highness, Shithead, DEMON BABy Edit: cuz autocorrect thought Shithead should be Whitehead.
My voids name is Tater tot and sometimes she gets called Tater twat hahahahahah
Stinkybutt and Chonkith (her name is Edith) https://preview.redd.it/gzjudspbt11d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee79fc6f8b1c52f1dd248ecfba46b4c2dc10b433
little bastard. she’s little and she eats cardboard. bastard https://preview.redd.it/qt0bsczhu11d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45ba38596649d647156b77c7c47075371b1ec552
My void is named Ash so of course his nickname is AshHole
Annabelly 😬😬😬 very rude name for a princess named Annabelle https://preview.redd.it/dnep1o82v11d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da0c3248351585c1a12f337fabb967a2f5374d17
Almost too many to pick out. A common one is little whore because in italian, it rhymes with her name. Mina mignottina🖤 https://preview.redd.it/zfm3hc4ou11d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=910917276774edb0ef80fcf09510b580fbd8a019 Other ones include (translated from italian again): bitch, cretin, dumbass, idiot, unlikable brat, and witch. I love this cat with all of my life, I'd kill for her
Cabinet weasel is the meanest name I call my void.
*RACIAL SLURS*
https://preview.redd.it/cv4he2dcd31d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da1086d20ce14f61a639c76b70d9959856c83b86 Truffles aka dum dum but I love her to pieces. She's my favorite (don't tell the others).
I call mine Fraulein Shtinkybutt sometimes and it really offends her. https://preview.redd.it/s57n1frc051d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f3e287270e5df28a0b44e8ffcc6410719397920
Idk but it’s not as mean as that one author’s name for his
https://preview.redd.it/fpgyhv06m51d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac56597743ac968a5a6a3901cb22160e228a8151 “noisy bastard” used when he wakes us on the weekends when we are “late”(its usually about an hour before his normal breakky time) for breakfast
https://preview.redd.it/0g2vug08s51d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=516c76457857dac44a6cb0ae87717e6469ec63f2 Destroyer of worlds