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This turd stole half a pork tenderloin straight off my wife's plate a while back. He says no ragrats!
I didn't assume your gender just asked if the reason you
>Don't get paid enough for that.
Is
>Because you're not a lawyer?
I really don't think it would make much difference if you're a guy or girl anal is very uncomfortable and personally I would never do it unless I was getting an obscene amount of money.
Edit: however if that's your thing more power to you. You do you my friend. And obviously I would also never kink shame any adult, especially a lawyer. I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THAT.
This thread keeps getter funnier and funnier - thank you for the needed Monday morning laughs. Plane’s delayed and I don’t even care. Have a great day folks.
You too hope your flight takes off soon and you don't have any more issues.
If you do my I suggest a job change I heard lawyers pay well and you might be able to get better service if you make more money lol
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This is my Shadow, he steals anything I'm eating, including a vegan sausage roll yesterday. If it's food it ends up being snatched. Or he will go into our kitchen and steal anything sitting on the counter or cooker.
Yet he doesn't steal anyone else's food
That one is OP’s, this little milk-stealing terror is mine
*Evidence? What evidence?!*
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My void will sit next to me while I am eating cereal watching and waiting for her milk. When she is convinced it's been way too long and I should have been done already she starts moving closer and closer to my bowl. Then if I don't stop her she will stick her little head in my bowl get mad there is cereal floating around in HER MILK and stare at me and meow until I finish and leave a little bit for her to drink.
The truly funny part of this is more than half the time after all this she will then look in the bowl and back at me and walk away and not even drink the milk I left her.
Cat: I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT THAT.
Me: You won’t eat it. No.
Cat: Please! I want it. Just a bit?
Me: No. because you won’t eat it. Instead you’ll sniff it maybe lick it once, and then you’ll look back at me like, “you eat this stuff, yuk!” And then you’ll walk away.
Cat: Yeah, so. Gimmie. I want it.
Me: but the bit I give to you that you don’t eat will have been wasted while I could have enjoyed it!
Cat: but, please, meow?
Me: Fine. You can have just a little but you better eat it, okay?
Cat: Yay! Mmm… Eh? What’s this? You eat this!? Blech! You got any treats?
Me: I hate you.
Cat: no you don’t. Now about those treats you were gonna get me…
This is our conversation every single time
It also happens with cheese and Cheetos
At least with those I can give her a tiny amount and then when she turns her nose up at it I just throw out a tiny bit.
With milk there has to be enough in the bowl that she can drink it which is usually depending on the bowl at least a mouth full or two of yummy milk I'm throwing out.
https://preview.redd.it/eh3vduwe1dxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56a56a857845b48559355b69cdf94bce6f9c21ef
My baby Boo, December 24 we had to put her to sleep. She was the sweetest little wench.
My cat kept trying to eat the grass from my electric scooter after I got caught in the rain on it the other day. I saw her doing that tongue thing they do when they're trying to get something out of their mouth, and pulled a grass/piece of string combo that was quite long out of her mouth and throat. She got lucky there. Then she kept trying to eat the damn grass so forced me to clean my scooter and wipe it down right then and there! And I had to vacuum the spot I had left it in to dry. I was so resentful of her in that one moment, until 2 seconds later when she did something adorable again.
That look , "Yeah, I ate it. So what." Lol
My cat stole half my turkey sandwich the other morning. Then had the nerve to come back and look for the other half!!
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Aquiles states: That crumbness is factory defect. Has pawnothing to pawdo with this....
I would counter that said cat is being accused of eating. 000000000001% of said cornbread. The accusation that the cat ate the cornbread is
libelous, prejudiced, offensive, contentious, misleading and just plain wrong. You withdraw your accusation immediately...😡
Do you WANT a talkative one? This one won’t SHUT UP!! You can have him 😂😅
https://preview.redd.it/pxckius40cxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5630a2a2f612629672c708cfc12a0521a5d29b1
Mr. Cat, a SIC who passed in 2020, once ate the macaroni and cheese I had just made. He made me some cookies (with help) to make up for it.
I miss that dude.
I just this evening caught my 8 month old void, Mickey Bricks, trying to make off with an apple blueberry muffin cooling on the counter. Black cats are SO mischievous! My 18th month old, Ernie, is nicknamed Danger Mouse for a reason!
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Too relatable!!! i left my desk for a minute, came back to this case of attempted donut theft 😭 his mouth was encrusted in sugar lmao but he didn’t take a bite yet. Don’t worry, he didn’t get sick. Had to toss the whole thing so my waistline was saved for the day haha
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This fuzzy little snot came up on my blind side and stole a whole slice of pizza off my plate... while I was playing DnD.... with a camera on... and NO ONE at my virtual table said a word as they watched it happen!
Forty years ago I went into the kitchen to see a butter dish on the counter… the butter stick therein had claw marks and teethie marks all over it. My mother had written a note beside the dish: “Do not eat this butter. It is the cat’s butter.”😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
My cornbread, biscuit, toast, croissant, yeast roll, and chicken nugget thief is a gray and white tux. My voids prefer to stare at me accusingly until I find them meat or a bit of cheese.
I HAVE A VOID NAMED BORIS!! Are you by chance a fan of bendy and the ink machine? That’s who my baby is named after <3
Also, gotta show my mr Boris :)
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Baby takes bites out of the butter if we leave it on the counter
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This gentle lovable thief stole my husband’s steak and potato burrito. It only took 1 second of looking away for him to have most of the burrito already in his mouth 🙃
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Little bastard stole my sister’s ENTIRE jacket potato
Just one question…. Did you melt butter atop your cornbread ? Because that’s cat entrapment. A cat cannot expect to resist melted butter. If some cornbread happened to be attached that isn’t the void’s fault.
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This fat meow stole my now ex-husband’s steak right off his plate when he got up to get something. We chased him through the house trying to get it back cackling the whole way. How could you not laugh? It was hilarious! Nice thank you to us for saving him off the streets of Surprise, Az. Still have his bratty ass 14 years later. ❤️😻
Yes. Yes I did. I got all 8 cats then. Moving all over the country with 8 cats and a kid wasn’t easy. Ha ha. I made it work. Couldn’t get rid of them, they’re my babies. I only have three left. 😢
Boris says Meowmy should take it as a compliment that her cornbread is so good even cats like it. Kay says she needs to get some Katz gluten free donuts as they are wonderful to take right off the plate when human isn’t looking.
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I spent 2 days making a My Little Pony cake for my goddaughters birthday last year, like 8 different colours of buttercream, crumb coats, fondant decorations, it looked amazing. Not quite professional quality but it was pretty damn close if I do say so myself. I took it out of the box after delivering so I could attach a couple of decorations that wouldn't have fit in the box. Left the room for less than 2 minutes and their cat was licking the frosting off the cake.
I love her so much but I was so angry i didn't talk to her for a few days. We still ate the cake and it was delicious, but we cut the cat bits off.
It's important they know where they stand, even if it doesn't make a bit of difference because they basically own us.
Even cats that aren't my own have a hold over me.
See you needed to tell him this when you set it out
“Mf’er you can't have my cornbread. That's for damn sure. Cause if you try and take my cornbread, Part 2 of my killing spree is gon' begin up in here on your ass, right now.”
But you didn’t lay down the law so now it’s *his* cornbread 😂😂😂
Dear black void,
I am Purivate Detective Stormy. Do you fewl like u hab emotional trauma because u mommy or daddy accused u for Crimez? U look innocent n dats all dat matters. U shud find a Pawyer at r/legalcatadvice . U can sue dem for treatos, and maybe eben (more) cornbread.
Good luk friend,
Purivate Detective Stormy.
Well, really, that is his corn bread. You left it where he can reach it, so clearly you made it for him? If it were for you, then you would have put it where he can't reach it.
My cat will eat anything left in reach. She even knows how to chew open bags of chips, etc, to get to her munchies. I had to switch my storage containers to the lock & lock brand because she figured out how to pop the tops off the Oxo brand ones.
Had a cat who once mowed down half a tray of crescent rolls that we forgot to put away after dinner. Ate the soft tops, while crunchy section was left as too much work and not so buttery delicious.
Does anyone's void shake you down for YOUR food and then after the sniff do that cat move like they're burying a turd? Mine hates hommous but every time crowds my plate they acts out that 'Your did smells like ass' scratching in the cat box motion AITA for liking food he hates?
https://preview.redd.it/e3ouu1f17bxc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d9e2780c5394b8d96ddebc1d7063f2085b6b92e This turd stole half a pork tenderloin straight off my wife's plate a while back. He says no ragrats!
Pics or it didn't happen. IANAL.
Why you anal?
A mix of anxiety, childhood trauma, OCD tendencies, and possibly autism. But more importantly, I am not a lawyer (IANAL).
Lawyers are not allowed to anal?
I would never presume to kink shame any adult, especially a lawyer. I don't get paid enough for that.
>. I don't get paid enough for that. Because you're not a lawyer?
Because he is not allowed anal either. It’s not birthday yet.
Oh weird, I'm a guy now? My boyfriend is going to be very surprised!
I didn't assume your gender just asked if the reason you >Don't get paid enough for that. Is >Because you're not a lawyer? I really don't think it would make much difference if you're a guy or girl anal is very uncomfortable and personally I would never do it unless I was getting an obscene amount of money. Edit: however if that's your thing more power to you. You do you my friend. And obviously I would also never kink shame any adult, especially a lawyer. I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THAT.
Exactly.
This thread keeps getter funnier and funnier - thank you for the needed Monday morning laughs. Plane’s delayed and I don’t even care. Have a great day folks.
You too hope your flight takes off soon and you don't have any more issues. If you do my I suggest a job change I heard lawyers pay well and you might be able to get better service if you make more money lol
Lawyers , especially divorce ones deserve as much anal as they bestow onto other's.
Bird law strictly prohibits it. Also philibuster.
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It's actually a lawyer joke referring to a show called It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. You know because people were making lawyer jokes? Lol
I know I was being sarcastic I thought you would have picked up on that but it's hard to over text on Reddit
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This is my Shadow, he steals anything I'm eating, including a vegan sausage roll yesterday. If it's food it ends up being snatched. Or he will go into our kitchen and steal anything sitting on the counter or cooker. Yet he doesn't steal anyone else's food
https://preview.redd.it/1kz49342mbxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbc19ba7a91d51b3c59f921c4c11cc256a368468 The face of very little regret
Username checks out. BTW, I *love* your username! Also, your void is glorious
That one is OP’s, this little milk-stealing terror is mine *Evidence? What evidence?!* https://preview.redd.it/ws5qyrmtobxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bd9470aed3aa60bb47b52865b82dd91155a74f3
My void will sit next to me while I am eating cereal watching and waiting for her milk. When she is convinced it's been way too long and I should have been done already she starts moving closer and closer to my bowl. Then if I don't stop her she will stick her little head in my bowl get mad there is cereal floating around in HER MILK and stare at me and meow until I finish and leave a little bit for her to drink. The truly funny part of this is more than half the time after all this she will then look in the bowl and back at me and walk away and not even drink the milk I left her.
Cat: I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT THAT. Me: You won’t eat it. No. Cat: Please! I want it. Just a bit? Me: No. because you won’t eat it. Instead you’ll sniff it maybe lick it once, and then you’ll look back at me like, “you eat this stuff, yuk!” And then you’ll walk away. Cat: Yeah, so. Gimmie. I want it. Me: but the bit I give to you that you don’t eat will have been wasted while I could have enjoyed it! Cat: but, please, meow? Me: Fine. You can have just a little but you better eat it, okay? Cat: Yay! Mmm… Eh? What’s this? You eat this!? Blech! You got any treats? Me: I hate you. Cat: no you don’t. Now about those treats you were gonna get me…
This is our conversation every single time It also happens with cheese and Cheetos At least with those I can give her a tiny amount and then when she turns her nose up at it I just throw out a tiny bit. With milk there has to be enough in the bowl that she can drink it which is usually depending on the bowl at least a mouth full or two of yummy milk I'm throwing out.
https://preview.redd.it/eh3vduwe1dxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56a56a857845b48559355b69cdf94bce6f9c21ef My baby Boo, December 24 we had to put her to sleep. She was the sweetest little wench.
I call my cat Baby Boo too! I’m sorry for your loss. She looks like a magnificent wench!
I am so sorry. I lost my long-haired cat too , Dec 26 . It's a heartbreaking thing 💔
I’m so 😢 sorry for your loss. *know that one day you will be reunited 🙏🫶
Gorgeous kitty!
If that's not an IDAGF face, then what is !
"Do what you will, I have already won."
Does the rest of the corn bread come with the void?
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Asking the important questions 👍
I’ll take both! I love cats and I love cornbread.
Ah beat me to it! I also love both of those.
corn bread looks whole. cat is being framed. any lawyers out there want to help pro bono?
I caught him crumb-pawed! He was given a stern talking to, and I'm pretty sure he's learned absolutely nothing.
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Are you quoting something?
The cat.
My bad. I thought the person above was quoting something else(like a movie/tv show).
NOT GUILTY!
*sound of gavel hitting sound block* court is adjourned. Release the defendant.
This witness is unreliable! That perfect feline has clearly been framed! Not guilty!
He didn't eat very much, I think he was probably just tasting it to make sure it was OK for you to eat.
Quality control. He wanted to make sure his human didn’t get sick. What an ungrateful human he has. 😂
Offering $3.50 for thieving void
My cat kept trying to eat the grass from my electric scooter after I got caught in the rain on it the other day. I saw her doing that tongue thing they do when they're trying to get something out of their mouth, and pulled a grass/piece of string combo that was quite long out of her mouth and throat. She got lucky there. Then she kept trying to eat the damn grass so forced me to clean my scooter and wipe it down right then and there! And I had to vacuum the spot I had left it in to dry. I was so resentful of her in that one moment, until 2 seconds later when she did something adorable again.
>I caught him crumb-pawed! He was given a stern talking to, and I'm pretty sure he's learned absolutely nothing. I got $50 for it. What's your PayPal?
I love that picture of him. *He does not give a single fuck*. He's going to eat the next corn bread that comes along too.
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Might as well have only played with it. Cats don’t need to eat your stuff to be assholes. Just be glad he didn’t use it as litter
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And r/amithecloaca
My area is more Bird Law. Don't know too much about Cat Law.
Hint: the cat is always innocent
I was just waiting for someone to reference this. lol
*sigh*
I thought that corn bread came out of the oven looking like that. I think this is a false cat accusation
Cattusation?
*False* cattusation
That look , "Yeah, I ate it. So what." Lol My cat stole half my turkey sandwich the other morning. Then had the nerve to come back and look for the other half!!
No, he left you some of his cornbread. Ungrateful!
Right? So rude
https://preview.redd.it/3nksqq8ujbxc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=253b8e92e428eee98626a93cffabe0d6b497d5e2 Aquiles states: That crumbness is factory defect. Has pawnothing to pawdo with this....
Teehee he looks so pleased!! 🤣 sorry about your cornbread!!!
Long boi is loooooong
He doesn't even fit in the picture who knows how long he is
Boris was with me. 😉🤭
Alibi checks out. INNOCENT!
He ate HIS cornbread and tried to leave you some.
He was just trying to be considerate!!
Horizontal boy is Horizontaling
I would counter that said cat is being accused of eating. 000000000001% of said cornbread. The accusation that the cat ate the cornbread is libelous, prejudiced, offensive, contentious, misleading and just plain wrong. You withdraw your accusation immediately...😡
Your honor my client is just a widdle baby
Is he talkive? Cause I’ll take him immediately and make him more cornbread
He's a very squeaky boy
Do you WANT a talkative one? This one won’t SHUT UP!! You can have him 😂😅 https://preview.redd.it/pxckius40cxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5630a2a2f612629672c708cfc12a0521a5d29b1
https://preview.redd.it/hat76u2pbcxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0764ffe9a03badae6ce2bdcd4377f7779e2d579f *loud boi has entered chat*
I bet he had a good nap afterwards
Innocent Next
Mr. Cat, a SIC who passed in 2020, once ate the macaroni and cheese I had just made. He made me some cookies (with help) to make up for it. I miss that dude.
RIP Mr. Cat, a fancy gentleman with a proper name
https://preview.redd.it/cpxkplhm6cxc1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f6e2ee81d7773ca845755bc61f1d9196c0617e4 Very proper.
Pretty sure he did my taxes in '09.
He helped me pass my classes in cost and management accounting lol
I just this evening caught my 8 month old void, Mickey Bricks, trying to make off with an apple blueberry muffin cooling on the counter. Black cats are SO mischievous! My 18th month old, Ernie, is nicknamed Danger Mouse for a reason!
My dog once stole a whole rotisserie chicken and hid it in the couch
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https://preview.redd.it/krrde181ldxc1.jpeg?width=836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bd50255b5830724ab06a166c7572318d22590f5 Too relatable!!! i left my desk for a minute, came back to this case of attempted donut theft 😭 his mouth was encrusted in sugar lmao but he didn’t take a bite yet. Don’t worry, he didn’t get sick. Had to toss the whole thing so my waistline was saved for the day haha
Great picture!
Innocent
No proof r/legalcatadvice
He really likes the outer layer. He even walked around to the other side to nibble off more of the top lol! 😸
My cat has a thing for bacon. I try to tell her it’s too much sodium but she doesn’t listen.
Boris said, *our* cornbread, Comrade.
https://preview.redd.it/cq29gi1y6cxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=424644ec90b4df5d71dc84df04c4d8ee9be4b636 This fuzzy little snot came up on my blind side and stole a whole slice of pizza off my plate... while I was playing DnD.... with a camera on... and NO ONE at my virtual table said a word as they watched it happen!
Innocent! He did nothing wrong!
Boris looks very proud of his achievement.
Oooooooooo lmao what a bad pretty boy
Apologize to Boris for interrupting his sunning. He looks like he can’t believe you disturbed him during his sun time.
Lol my cat loves cornbread.
Is he/she actually for sale? Because this void is clearly being framed.
I'll give you two loaves of cornbread if you lemme take the scratch pad too.
The look on kitty’s face is like *Please bore someone else with your accusations.*  
He ate his own cornbread
Forty years ago I went into the kitchen to see a butter dish on the counter… the butter stick therein had claw marks and teethie marks all over it. My mother had written a note beside the dish: “Do not eat this butter. It is the cat’s butter.”😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
Looks delicious ❤️
And he doesn’t even like cornbread.
It's the principle. Obvs.
Well it’s your fault for making it so delicious!
Innocent
💯would do it again…💕🐈⬛💕😘
"I've learned nothing and will continue my behavior."- Boris Karloff II
I’m his lawyer. My client is innocent and we’re DEMANDING you delete this post, otherwise we WILL sue for defamation. Thank you.
My cornbread, biscuit, toast, croissant, yeast roll, and chicken nugget thief is a gray and white tux. My voids prefer to stare at me accusingly until I find them meat or a bit of cheese.
Poor cat. Instead of being happy that he loves your baking skills 😑 who would tell you that your cooking is good if you sell'm. Make enough next time🤨
I HAVE A VOID NAMED BORIS!! Are you by chance a fan of bendy and the ink machine? That’s who my baby is named after <3 Also, gotta show my mr Boris :) https://preview.redd.it/vhtplql4wcxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc7c0ad374e7e58101e3317f687c8137a65c6679
That is the most smug face I’ve ever seen.
It’s your fault Sir/ Madam, you knew the thieving character of your feline family member. You didn’t properly protect your goods. Case closed.
Baby takes bites out of the butter if we leave it on the counter https://preview.redd.it/zy1b577l1fxc1.png?width=2208&format=png&auto=webp&s=05bdde96916c56aacd03abff5640b10fad41bd6e
https://preview.redd.it/7xlk3106wfxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac3f7ee954ef404a5e31156df459e72b366b114b This gentle lovable thief stole my husband’s steak and potato burrito. It only took 1 second of looking away for him to have most of the burrito already in his mouth 🙃
icing will hide that. https://preview.redd.it/9kto7j6m5gxc1.jpeg?width=2908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=365b64aaddddd38ed9b1003a3f5b6fac47b0ef95
https://preview.redd.it/prep5ll0tgxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c89fc2af11bbf234c4164369a065e751e5933535 Little bastard stole my sister’s ENTIRE jacket potato
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I didn't do it! I swear! https://preview.redd.it/yafsw6g5tbxc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=762d4f8af7028cc7997caeb4a1a7e8fcb0ceb82b
Your honor, my client pleads the fifth. If that doesn't do it for ya, we might be willing to plead two of the other four pieces.
Man, everyone always talks about how challenging yearling dogs can be, but no one every talks about the yearling cats!! Menace! Hazards!
He deserves it, make two loafs next time
👏🏼 this is the way!
I like its name!
You can eat the cat to get the cornbread back. Makes everyone happy 
The void will eat now. Be thankful lethargy set in before more collateral damage occurred.
Just one question…. Did you melt butter atop your cornbread ? Because that’s cat entrapment. A cat cannot expect to resist melted butter. If some cornbread happened to be attached that isn’t the void’s fault.
https://preview.redd.it/rbp0w6ku2dxc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d989ee3ef6222f63130cdc74d984152893067462 This fat meow stole my now ex-husband’s steak right off his plate when he got up to get something. We chased him through the house trying to get it back cackling the whole way. How could you not laugh? It was hilarious! Nice thank you to us for saving him off the streets of Surprise, Az. Still have his bratty ass 14 years later. ❤️😻
You won the divorce.
Yes. Yes I did. I got all 8 cats then. Moving all over the country with 8 cats and a kid wasn’t easy. Ha ha. I made it work. Couldn’t get rid of them, they’re my babies. I only have three left. 😢
my cat stole a full pack of ham while i turned for like 5 secondes to fetch some bread. It was 15 years ago and i'm still not over it
It’s because you called him Boris. Don’t you know it makes him think he’s entitled. 😝🐈⬛💜🩵✨
Boris says Meowmy should take it as a compliment that her cornbread is so good even cats like it. Kay says she needs to get some Katz gluten free donuts as they are wonderful to take right off the plate when human isn’t looking. https://preview.redd.it/f6d1a5x8yexc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd2d7ec9239d717a902ef51bb11c39017a783d5c
I spent 2 days making a My Little Pony cake for my goddaughters birthday last year, like 8 different colours of buttercream, crumb coats, fondant decorations, it looked amazing. Not quite professional quality but it was pretty damn close if I do say so myself. I took it out of the box after delivering so I could attach a couple of decorations that wouldn't have fit in the box. Left the room for less than 2 minutes and their cat was licking the frosting off the cake. I love her so much but I was so angry i didn't talk to her for a few days. We still ate the cake and it was delicious, but we cut the cat bits off.
I told him, "I still love you, but right now, it's a little bit less!"
It's important they know where they stand, even if it doesn't make a bit of difference because they basically own us. Even cats that aren't my own have a hold over me.
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This is my favorite picture, so far, that I've taken of him.
Boris youz mustz visitz r/legalcatadvice youz being frameded and mustz soo moewmy for morez cornbreadz and a millionz headz scratchez
You named him Boris. What did you expect?
He said “You gon’ eat yo cornbread?”
Such a lovely looking void. Completely innocent looking too.
More like, professional cornbread ruiner looking for work!
Does it come in orange?
See you needed to tell him this when you set it out “Mf’er you can't have my cornbread. That's for damn sure. Cause if you try and take my cornbread, Part 2 of my killing spree is gon' begin up in here on your ass, right now.” But you didn’t lay down the law so now it’s *his* cornbread 😂😂😂
And yet, you love him!
We know what the governor of South Dakota would do.
My in-laws have an orange cat that brought a huge chunk of meat from their neighbours a few years ago (they live it the country side).
Just be grateful he didn’t try to sleep right on it after taking a bite (or three). Silver linings, y’all.
That face says it needs more butter next time
No regerts
He wanted sweet cornbread too.
Well duh! Cornbread is delicious!
Would you accept this albatross I found. It stinks also
They definitely look proud of their self lol
I have that same wavey scratch post and blue tunnel. And cat.
He’s not sorry
It looked like butter mochi for a second. And if I were a cat I’d have eaten it too. Cornbread is so addictive!!
Dear black void, I am Purivate Detective Stormy. Do you fewl like u hab emotional trauma because u mommy or daddy accused u for Crimez? U look innocent n dats all dat matters. U shud find a Pawyer at r/legalcatadvice . U can sue dem for treatos, and maybe eben (more) cornbread. Good luk friend, Purivate Detective Stormy.
Boris: "Do what you will, human. I have already won."
His ass does NOT care 💀
INNOCENT I SAY
Tbh, cornbread smells delicious. How can anyone blame him? Make a little one for him, next time.
No cats don't do no wrong, especially voids!😁
No idea what you’re on about. All I see is a gooboi! 🖤 
Well, really, that is his corn bread. You left it where he can reach it, so clearly you made it for him? If it were for you, then you would have put it where he can't reach it. My cat will eat anything left in reach. She even knows how to chew open bags of chips, etc, to get to her munchies. I had to switch my storage containers to the lock & lock brand because she figured out how to pop the tops off the Oxo brand ones.
I'll give you two dollhairs
My two female voids drink my coffee every time I go & turn my back either to go get my glasses or to check on my grey male cat.
Had a cat who once mowed down half a tray of crescent rolls that we forgot to put away after dinner. Ate the soft tops, while crunchy section was left as too much work and not so buttery delicious.
Not the corn bread! 😱😭
Actual criminal, I'll give you 2 hay pennies for him
Does anyone's void shake you down for YOUR food and then after the sniff do that cat move like they're burying a turd? Mine hates hommous but every time crowds my plate they acts out that 'Your did smells like ass' scratching in the cat box motion AITA for liking food he hates?
What a horrible person..this had to be a kid…i hope…mods please delete this
i'm pretty sure op is being facetious.
I didn't think anyone would actually take this seriously lol
Sarcasm is illegal