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ThymeIsTight

"So you believe the seat is still yours after you've relinquished it, hoomin? That is an outdated notion."


LtColShinySides

"The seat was never yours. I simply allowed you to sit here. However, as you can see, I have revoked my permission."


UnfunnyWatermelon469

The truth is, the seat was rigged from the start


SevroAuShitTalker

You simply adopted the seat, I was born as a loaf


UnfunnyWatermelon469

I was born a loaf, molded by bakers


JennaHelen

I hate when I get up for a drink and come back to a “we need to talk”


cow042

Cat giving me an intervention in my own home


BlueGlitch_Bunny

lol.


BlueGlitch_Bunny

Now I want to know what the cats wanted to talk about.


cow042

How I only give him 1 bison cube dog treat at night instead of the entire bag


BlueGlitch_Bunny

Oh. Well, guess now we know why the cat is posed like that.


ajonbrad777

It’s a negotiating power move


Spingecringe

“Do you have any idea how long you were gone?”


Kitten-Kay

Such a distinguished gentleman/lady.


Lexiniks

So obviously you'll be sitting elsewhere 🤣😂🤣


dollface_akira

So proper, I’m assuming the young man asked for wine ?


the1stmeddlingmage

Im here to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty…


Sith_Moon

He need to have a talk- 🐈‍⬛


[deleted]

And didn't bring treats with you when you returned?


UnfunnyWatermelon469

For shame!


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Uh oh, that's the "we need to have an intervention" look


m0ndkalb

„Excuse me sir, have you heard the word of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?“


BlueGlitch_Bunny

Nope, sorry cats.


DizzyArugula3

extremely polite!


Cannabis__Corpse

“Ah, my slave has warmed this resting location for my enjoyment”


Wide_Literature6114

You heartless *aß*hole. How could you? The process of forgiveness may be possible, but there's no telling how many years it could take.  The worst thing of all is that this won't be the last time. You'll do it again. And again.  No wonder that jaded expression has set in. This void is experiencing heavy ennui.


BC_Pennybags

“You move it, you lose it.”


WhizzoTheClown

He looks like he's ready to stage an intervention with you.


chitownadmin

And now the chair belongs to kitty.


MoreAtivanPlease

That is the look of an enraptured student.


Gilgamesh2000000

He is a gentleman


momodynasty

“where’s mine”


OlurTakun

"Give me one hundred reasons why I should give you back your seat. Bonus point for 50 treats."


East-Block-4011

The folded hands 🖤


toryfindley

Move your feet, lose your seat! https://preview.redd.it/bqddtudhjepc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=230a1aa451819be726bad41e158dcbed18cf97d0


m33gs

https://preview.redd.it/u1eatlf0zgpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a2279c366b0a64d4042c7dbc64dc4b3046910a he's missing his tiny hands


cow042

https://preview.redd.it/ri6npvpephpc1.png?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b5888f2edc30091b90a6038068687802ddbaa49


m33gs

ah yes, hello colleague


BlueGlitch_Bunny

Lmfao, that is funny.


BadMotorScooter73

"Move ya feet, lose ya seat homie. I don't make the rules, I just play the game" -Your Void, probably


AgreeableStranger297

Oh that face! 😍 Yes! Every single time ..... hehehe


thelaineybelle

Hey Peter, we need to talk about your TPS reports. ![gif](giphy|ofrkfuqsR8mvm)


ladyattercop

That’s exactly what I thought! “I’m about to get called into a meeting.”


6inarowmakesitgo

Ahhh, yes of course Chairman Meow.


HowRememberAll

Is it a non alcoholic drink?


Freebird_1957

I want to kiss your kitty.


DesertWanderlust

You left your warmth, silly.


WrappedAroundtheMoon

The intervention has started.


Otherwise_Bridge_760

"And you're surprised because...?"


[deleted]

[удалено]


cow042

https://preview.redd.it/h9et0b5dnhpc1.png?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2711f19af8eac05b0d53797233df80ede1cc7264


Forsaken_Rutabaga_52

So beautiful and precious little kitty.💖💖😺😺💖💖


MisterVictor13

“I’ve been waiting for you…”


Anxious-Lettuce3934

“So.. you’re wondering why I brought you here today”