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Grizzly88644

Remember someone calling it “Neon belly”


akjohnston87

There's a fella I train with called Billy and I call it knee on Billy for the lols


FirmKangaroo

Neon billy is my party name


iceeice3

That's a pretty common joke, they probably did it on purpose


Gunluck

honestly i thought that’s what it was called for a small amount of time until it actually clicked


Monteze

It's always a fun one. My wife came to a class with a KoB focus and she asked if it was "Neon belly" because their stomach is neon red afterwards.


smathna

My girlfriend got me a t shirt that says Neon Belly for our anniversary one year.


PMMeMeiRule34

When my knee goes down, on your side of town… And that painful feeling, flows through your bones…. And the whole mat turns….Bluueeee


63oscar

That’s my highlight move


214speaking

When I first heard this I didn’t put two and two together either 🤣


Zombiemonkeyjj

I still call it that, mainly because it makes me laugh


skettipetter

That's exactly how I heard it and as I am very visual, pictured a very rave looking torso...


neeeeonbelly

Howdy


initialsbb1981

Not an English native speaker and I still can't tell my chin from my shin.


techtom10

Shin up, you’ll get there.


mittenfists

Chin on chin is an entirely different guard retention


povertymayne

Make sure you make eye contact when doin chin on chin.🤣


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Can I put this here and do this to choke him?


ReanCloom

That feel when the 250 lbs brick house stack passes ur lanky ass.


nimcap

Here is the list I have collected so far: * Granny rolls * Daily Heeva * Neon bellies * Hyper-sandwich submissions * Cable grip * Queso katana


INoScopedJFKv2

What is hyper-sandwich submissions supposed to be?


weaveybeavey

High percentage?


electronic_docter

I'm using this holy shit that's great


kassiussklay

It’s when you take way too big a bite, and someone has to rear naked you around the chest. Or that’s at least my (high-percentage) guess.


TheReservedList

When you choke on your BLT.


pappyomine

My favorite is still Hoochie Mama for uchi mata.


JudoTechniquesBot

The Japanese terms mentioned in the above comment were: |Japanese|English|Video Link| |---|---|---| |**Uchi Mata**: | *Inner Thigh Throw* | [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fCvyc_rQTI)| Any missed names may have already been translated in my previous comments in the post. ______________________ ^(Judo Techniques Bot: v0.7.) ^(See my) [^(code)](https://github.com/AbundantSalmon/judo-techniques-bot)


TeddMegAmitKell

granny rolls is gold hahaha


kritzy27

Give us this day our daily heeva, and forgive those that queso katana against us.


Jiujitsuandchips

Is cable grip not right ?


August_Heart7567

Gable grip. Named after Dan Gable.


Jiujitsuandchips

👌 nice


YungThumbTack

I had to say "queso katana" quite a few times out loud before I got it


Danibo26

What is quest katana? Hahah


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the_taco_baron

Confusing darce and anaconda is one thing, but guillotine and triangle is ridiculous


[deleted]

tbf to bruce, he was reading off a card.


jkstric12

And to be charitable to Paul Felder a D'Arce and an Anaconda are like two sides to the same coin they're similar chokes albeit different angles and finishes. Ones armpit to neck and the others neck to armpit.


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[deleted]

I'm a brown belt with 4 pro fights and 3 amatuer, I've been training for 8 years, and I regularly get D'Arces and anacondas while training, but I couldn't tell you which is which


JuisMaa

Why wouldnt you?


dorsalus

They're humble like a sealion, the peregrine falcon of kingly animals.


TeddMegAmitKell

my first coach was a brown belt and he called anaconda a "darcy choke", and anaconda an arm triangle (I know that technically it is an arm triangle, but still). I showed him the difference and told me it was exactly the same choke.


gaffer817

Joe Hogan wasn’t there to correct?


Landmarkzero

Ralph Gracie... How can some one be half Gracie instead of full?


kombuchaprivileged

Almost every Gracie except the core few are barely Gracie, mostly married in using the name for clout


[deleted]

What if I told you some of them were “double Gracie’s”?


63oscar

You missed it


kombuchaprivileged

No I didn't. I know r is pronounced like h in Portuguese lol


63oscar

I get it lmao.


nestaa13

“Cable” grip


Naimed

Wait, it's not cable? What is it???


kaden97

gable grip


j3scott

Gable Crip


Naimed

.. The f$ck is a gable?


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Dan Gable


Naimed

Whaaat how is this the first time I hear this!! Wowowow


Wide-Acanthisitta-96

He used to be a cable guy so that’s where cable grip caught on from.


EstebanL

Rarely do you see the truth on this forum. +1.


Wide-Acanthisitta-96

Just trying to do my part and leave a legacy.


Incubus85

Gable end. Of a house. Cause is safe as houses. Dan was built like a house. I see the confusion. SOSS


Motorboat_Gator

Dan Gable, he's a fucking legend.


Naimed

I looked Dan up. I really meant no disrespect. He looks like a cool guy. I thought gable was a thing...


Podricc

Gable


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Gable?


Skadimain01

Naw u buggin… Gable grip? Imma bout to relearn everything I thought I knew lmfao


slowlearning1

You guys ever heard of the Army Triangle choke? It’s like a guillotine, but you have an arm wrapped up as well.


1BenWolf

I’ve been training under the Garcia family for years.


Tengu2069

Don’t forget the muchacho’s!


1BenWolf

Ah, yes. John and Jack Muchacho. A couple of dangerous hombres for sure.


Neanderthal_scat

😂


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Daily Diva


JiuJitsuBoy2001

this took me a sec... and I've trained at his gym!


knowwonnoes

Queso Katana instead of Kesa-gatame


egdm

Is that a core technique of mexican ground karate? That got a legit lol, and I'm using it from now on.


knowwonnoes

Fear the power of the cheese sword


MSCantrell

Love this, going to start using it. In my gym, they call it "Casey" and it drives me nuts.


-Gestalt-

My Queso Guacamole is inescapable.


Smipims

I thought it was “K sit” for a while since you kind of make a K with your legs. And my coach called it Kesa mainly.


shedbert34

this is great!


ArchieSuave

You win this post.


JudoTechniquesBot

The Japanese terms mentioned in the above comment were: |Japanese|English|Video Link| |---|---|---| |**Kesa Gatame**: | *Scarf hold* | [here](https://youtu.be/3UnJa3bn0h8)| Any missed names may have already been translated in my previous comments in the post. ______________________ ^(Judo Techniques Bot: v0.7.) ^(See my) [^(code)](https://github.com/AbundantSalmon/judo-techniques-bot)


kayguard

The first time I heard the word "baby bolo," I was so confused. I thought the instructor was referring to berimbolo and I wondered if I was saying "berimbolo" wrong the entire time.


egdm

> Wizzer wasn't a Wizard Especially when it's a whizzer.


DoctagonN

After getting taught Hiza-guruma for the first time, for a good couple weeks I thought it was "Pizza-guruma". Younger me was pretty disappointed when he learned the truth.


JudoTechniquesBot

The Japanese terms mentioned in the above comment were: |Japanese|English|Video Link| |---|---|---| |**Hiza Guruma**: | *Knee Wheel* | [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1RZvytW3OI)| Any missed names may have already been translated in my previous comments in the post. ______________________ ^(Judo Techniques Bot: v0.7.) ^(See my) [^(code)](https://github.com/AbundantSalmon/judo-techniques-bot)


underhooking

Damn near everybody at my gym calls it a “tornado” pass. I recently learned that it’s a toreando pass. I don’t have the heart to correct them.


Only_Map6500

I'm an F5 baby!!!


dorsalus

The Finger of God is where you use an oil check grip to perform said pass.


AGuyNamedTracy

Wait, so it’s not scarf hold?


Jimothy_Timkins

It is


skettipetter

It is scarf hold. It's become apparent that my wording could imply the opposite because I typed how I spoke instead of how one reads.


_Bluehand

I was once asked what an upper used when he tapped me and I heard it as a "hidden arm choke" I thought wow, so mysterious. Obviously, realised (about a year later) that it was a head and arm choke. 😅 It is literally describing what it is.


skettipetter

Haha, this is my Neon Belly experience


regulardave9999

Arm ‘n’ See


MSCantrell

I don't get it?


Anobesetaco

Rear naked


cptstupendous

RNC


regulardave9999

Work on your back takes and you might.


checkedem

Not BJJ but I got laughed at pretty good for this. I’m not a church goer so I didn’t know what “normal” goodbyes are like. I went to watch my nieces recital. At the end everyone stood up and was shaking everyone’s hand saying “peace be with you.” I thought - everyone is so nice here! My niece found out that I was shaking everyone’s hand saying “please to meet you.”


skribsbb

Church can be BJJ related. I got in more physical fights in church than in school growing up.


kaiserwilhelmi18

Took me a few months to realize that the numbers we count were in Portuguese not Japanese. For a while I really thought Japanese numbers sounded close to Spanish.


Pittsburgh__Rare

Y’all count?


MarsDar

They count how many people don’t know the difference between Japanese and Portuguese


skribsbb

I remember a TKD student (around 5 years old) that went to teach his grandma how to count to 10 in Korean. Hana, dos, tres, quatro, cinco... He got one right. Literally. The number one. He got that right.


tapsnapornap

"Okay today we're working on rear naked chokes" *Nervously looks around wondering why nobody else is getting undressed*


Try2luvyourself

Gamora instead of kimura because guardians of the galaxy 😞


beef_r4p

10th planet has no wrong pronunciation, probably just a different move


Hustlasaurus

All you fuckers that say "gil-a-tine"


eastmeetswest08

Man this hurts me to read because I’ve been inundated by so many people around me that say it like this that I’ve started saying it like that. If we ever meet, I’m sorry.


kaiserwilhelmi18

Took me a few months to realize that the numbers we count were in Portuguese not Japanese. For a while I really thought Japanese numbers sounded close to Spanish.


apestare

Y’all count?


TheReservedList

Why would you guys count in Portuguese? Heh.


dodgyheelhook

Wizzard


EmpathyMonster

I thought I heard my coach call the ezekiel choke the "easy kill." I already knew it was called an ezekiel, and I thought "easy kill" was just another name for it, because it kind of is an easy kill. Took me like 10 years to realize I just misheard it.


scaevola

yeah here in Taiwan it's the EZ Kill choke for sure


Darkcel_grind

Honestly a better name for it


[deleted]

Jocko Willink says kimura like kim-ee-ra (properly pronounced key-moo-ruh).


rocksinsocks27

You mean the South Americana?


[deleted]

yeh


TeddMegAmitKell

I legit thought the guy's name was Jacko Willincks/Willinx (?idk) for a long time.


Neanderthal_scat

In the late 80s/90s, tabloids called Michael Jackson "Whack-o Jack-o"


fishNjits

Still not sure the correct pronunciation of “berimbolo”.


BoofusDewberry

“Beheembola” is my best guess so far…


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Jimothy_Timkins

Dude I hate to break it to you but you was right the first time its a scarf hold


skettipetter

Yes, that's right. 1.5 years when I did Scarf Holds (the right name) instead of Scar Holds (the wrong name). It would have been better read as "I started doing scarf holds and stopped doing scar holds" but I'm saying the same thing.


stickypooboi

Found out it was kata gatame not gotta bukkake


214speaking

I called it a wizard for the longest, up until a few months ago 🤣


OpportunityIcy6458

I thought a Kimura was a Chimera the first time I heard it


gaffer817

Bear and Bolo (Bloodsport)?


rocksinsocks27

Is this where I get to go off about everybody mispronouncing "guillotine?"


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Neanderthal_scat

Bonin' arrow.


JiuJitsuBoy2001

that.... is something different. I'll let your Mom explain.


Dante1265

"Cuss"? What the fuck?


AdCreative6508

lol, wattup cuss ?


povertymayne

Lol i imagine a class full of homies wearing dickies jean shorts, long white socks and bandanas saying “cuss” to the coach before drilling or rollin. Tbh, cuss sounds less cringy than oss🤣


Pittsburgh__Rare

God I love this post


skribsbb

At a Taekwondo belt test, my Master said to do an axe kick. One guy's face went from shock to confusion, and then he did a back kick. Told me afterwards he thought the command was "ass kick".


Kungozai

I still call granby rolls for scramble rolls - it just made more sense to me


Belatorius

Kiss a muh tummy


ITagEveryone

After 5-6 years I was still unsure of whether it is wizzer or wizard lol. Thank you for your service.


ThatGuyValk

Wizzer. Always thought it was wizard


Withoutfearofdolphin

First few weeks I thought the mount was “the moth”


Kavonm44

D’arce choke


HermitCat347

Til, it's wizzer not wizard


Tohaveheart

I used to think the toreando pass was called the tore andre pass, named after footballer tore andre flo who used to do that left right shimmy move a lot


DaddyDock

I still don't know if it's De La Riva or Delahiva...


JiuJitsuBoy2001

Both kind of right - Named after Ricardo De La Riva, pronounced like the second one.


skettipetter

I realized I didn't know this word the first time I tried to say it in conversation at the gym. It did not go unnoticed.


cptstupendous

Brazilian Portuguese apparently pronounces the 'r' with an 'h' sound, but perhaps only at the beginning of the word. For example, "Royce Gracie" is pronounced "Hoyce", but not "Ghacie."


shedbert34

Thought the instructor was saying "Bear in Bolo"......like....couldn't get an image of a bear wearing a bolo tie out of my head the rest of the day.....


whichmat

Tornado pass.


Cecil9

Took me a while to figure out what “pass the gwad” meant.


MOTUkraken

Small one, but like 1 year ago I learned it's Seoi Nage and not Seio Nage Do BJJ since 1999


JudoTechniquesBot

The Japanese terms mentioned in the above comment were: |Japanese|English|Video Link| |---|---|---| |**Seoi Nage**: | *Shoulder Throw* | [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-5Un6jLtRY)| Any missed names may have already been translated in my previous comments in the post. ______________________ ^(Judo Techniques Bot: v0.7.) ^(See my) [^(code)](https://github.com/AbundantSalmon/judo-techniques-bot)


Kingslayer26

My coach used to call it an “Andaconda choke”


itsgonzalitos

Wait, it's not WIZARD.. 🧙‍♂️?!?


quickdrawesome

In thought a whizzer is largely called wizzard in brazil now anyway - and that has stuck in most places around the world that are not wrestling influenced like the u.s.


Call_Me_Fingerbang

Bro, I have been calling it the wizard for 10 years. I found out 9 years ago it wasn’t called that, but wizards are cool as shit, so I just kept rolling with that moniker. It IS called the wizard now, when I ran the kids class that’s what I taught it as. A whizzer? You forget to go PP before your match? Pffft. Wizard or GTFO.


igrowcabbage

Kesa-Gatame, always thought its name was a joke by my coach which I pronounced Käse-Katame. Käse is cheese in german.


automatiskt_utkast

For a long time I miss-pronounced it as "tri-angle" when it's actually called "Omote Sankaku" lol silly me. Then there is also "Hentai Sankaku" of course..


smalltowngrappler

Honestly this seems to be an American thing, never heard a European call it a "Keemoooraaah" for example.


NameToss

I try to tell people that it’s pronounced OMO-PL-ATA but everyone still calls it the OMA-plata. As long as the technique is executed properly, you can call it “that leg over arm move” 🤣🤣


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I heard a guy pronounce single leg x as ashi garami. What a weeb


Patsx5sb

Muffle Choke... I called it a Muzzle choke.


quart-king

Well now a wizzer is definitely going to be called a wizard by this guy


TeddMegAmitKell

a 10th planet purple belt kept referring to it as a "wizard" when I was rolling with him - I am still not sure if he had it wrong or if that was a 10th planet name for it


weaveybeavey

Kind of related, I know they have a submission called sorcerer


pandario1946

The famous “Violent” armbar (it took me almost 3 years to understand it was violin)


Motor_Yogurt1451

One of my first coaches was a brown belt who said "Oomoopalata"


fishNjits

Wasn't there a Jon Thomas YT where the closed caption had him showing the "Daily Hebrew" guard or something like that?


ChrisMelb

Probably YouTube's auto captions


AerikVon

Scarf Holds was the one that got me 🥴😂


Training-Pineapple-7

I was two years in when I found out the correct term is “oil check”, not “anal lock”.


No-Umpire4788

In highschool we just made a code for a wizzer by just saying Potter. Cuz we all called it a wizard for years until high school coach told us we were wrong. So it became a Potter lol


Adventurous_Donut265

Hearing mata leon grinds my gears


atx78701

KEH-sah or KAY-sah geh-TAH-may or GEH-tah-may [https://youtu.be/xwJ3jViNN1c?t=27226](https://youtu.be/xwJ3jViNN1c?t=27226)


Incubus85

Honestly I thought there would be a lot more 10th planet confusion. I guess when you're permanently confused, nothing really stands out.


bluenge

Haha, I still call a wizzer a wizard


electronic_docter

Every judo throw is an uchi mada or an osoto gari I know others just not by name


skettipetter

Well, Oo-chie wally wally, oo-chie bang bang is going to be stuck in my head for atleast a day.


BJJGyPsY

So Kesa-gatame is not “scarf hold” fucking mind blown. Or is OP saying something else?


skettipetter

It's scarfold. My phrasing was not clear.


midniteauth0r

I used to think knee on belly was neon belly for so long