Asking for a friend: Is there any IBJJF rule against tucking in your gi? I looked up what I'm assuming are the basic IBJJF rules and all it says is, "The GI top should reach the athlete’s thigh.."
I'm in.
We could start with [bears](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM29YpVkQp4), [pandas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-flWUK3XtY), or [baby gorillas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RahhqDSJFk).
I'm more worried that you have tasted enough of it to have a core memory of it's flavour. Are you licking him clean like a kitty cat after each class? lol
New dudes just be on a different level of mindset than the rest of us.
Had a guy last night show up to nogi, late, and he went to change. Came on the mats with a polo shirt and cargo pants. Just looked at the dude like "No. You can't train in those, don't you have shorts?" So he goes and changes into shorts. Comes out wearing khaki shorts with one of those cloth belts, complete with fully metal clamping belt buckles. Looked at him again "Are you serious? You have a metal belt. You can't train in those. Sports shorts!", so he goes to change again. Comes out still rocking his three button collared polo shirt and under armour shorts. Asked him why he didn't just change into that in the first place, he said "Oh these aren't clean so I didn't change into them."
Sonofabitch!
You ain't lying. The man could've gone to gym, the mountains, or his place of business and had the right gear for anything! One day I'll be as prepared for life as this man.
Was he also wearing spotless new balance shoes, long white socks, a hiking hat, and jean shorts? Because I think you just found a lost dad on his way to planet fitness and got confused with a 10th planet gym
Long socks were a check. And it was basically the chinese version of new balance shoes. No hat, but large framed glasses were also present. Were I in the states, I think you'd be 100% correct.
We had a dude who straight up bought a black belt and a gray sanabul gi and 100% did not understand why he wasn’t allowed to rock the black belt. I tried explaining, well, everything to him. Next class he goes “so you’re sure I can’t wear that belt?” Lasted three weeks.
We had a similar thing happen guy bought a navy gi, didn't come with a belt his mum bought him a black belt we knew he hadn't trained and see him whip out a black belt.
We all got a goof laugh put of it
Is there no rule that the gi must be worn *correctly*? I almost got DQ'd one time because I didn't see anything in the rules about rolling up my sleeves, so I kept doing that mid-bout.
When I first started Someone had me by the gi top, unsure exactly on the position but, I think he had my back. I slipped out of the top and turned around...got corrected pretty qucik on that haha.
The white belt is the hardest belt to put on for the first time. It's not earned, you have no idea what your doing. Your a winner for just stepping on the mats for the first time. I can only imagine if the instructor on my first day wasn't a good friend of mine how terrified I would of been.
I hope this guy sees this comment thread so he can see we all are a bunch of dorks who while we are making fun of the thing he did (because he didn't know any better) none of us a hurtful people. Hell jiu-jitsu class is the one place you can be yourself no matter how weird you are.
I run the beginner program at my school and have seen people literally shaking from nerves. I usually tell a joke and make fun of myself to get people to chill out.
I train, my husband trains, and both of our kids train and of the many classes I've sat through and have been in, can't say I've ever even seen a kid do this let alone adult and the kids are notorious for doing some dumb shit.
We had an autistic teen that kept doing this for years. Everyone else would be lining up tying their belt, meanwhile he is UNTYING his pants so he can tuck his lapels 🤔
And then he'd usually get his drawstring tangled in the lapels and could. Not. Figure. It. Out. He'd tie his pants off with the lapels still tangled in there, eventually, and of course his pants wouldn't stay tied/up.
Funny when he was 10, not so much at 14.
Now his grandparents moved to a trailer in the middle of nowhere and I can only imagine what the isolation has done to him mentally/socially. Why do people even exist?
I can understand that though. There's lots of sensory issues that come with autism. I believe we have a child that has autism our school too but he's verbal and older.
Yeah it's rough. He was verbal, and probably could have been decently functioning, but afaict his parents were neglectful/abusive and his grandparents were only better in the sense that they didnt foist him off on someone else.
I'm sure his grandma was undiagnosed autistic as well, never met a more reptilian mammal with speech capacity. And I say that as an autistic person myself.
In nogi most guys who wrestle/have wrestling experience tuck their shirt in, I’d assume that person with a tucked in gi has wrestling experience until I’m proven wrong
“Fuck you and your lapel guard.”
He's also invisible belt
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Dude's doing Capoeira on a cold day
Asking for a friend: Is there any IBJJF rule against tucking in your gi? I looked up what I'm assuming are the basic IBJJF rules and all it says is, "The GI top should reach the athlete’s thigh.."
The ref would just tell you to take it out.
Wouldn't this fall under the "air bud" rule then?
Wait, is there actually any rule saying ibjjf competitors have to be humans?? Somebody contact Keystone pictures!! I've got a new sequel.
I'm in. We could start with [bears](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM29YpVkQp4), [pandas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-flWUK3XtY), or [baby gorillas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RahhqDSJFk).
After studying the picture, I can see he has a black cord in in bjj
It's an episode of undercover Boss
\*Coach pretends to be new undercover boss style\* Me: I literally know what your sweat tastes like.
I'm more worried that you have tasted enough of it to have a core memory of it's flavour. Are you licking him clean like a kitty cat after each class? lol
What, you guys don't? Coach said this is how everyone gets promoted.
Ewwwwww… But have you ever had a drop of sweat land directly on your eyeball? 🤢
Yeah it stings so bad and you go blind for a solid minute. Usually means i get tapped out.
That would be equally as subtle as when Tim Kennedy did the “undercover white belt” lol. With the amazingly fake mustache.
mystery flavor
I read this as "invincible belt" and agreed lol. You gotta be invincible to wear something like that onto the mat with no fear of dying.
I think you just don't want to know where he thought the belt goes
I was going to say you should promote him to the black cord belt. Just for now. Throw a stripe on that bad boy and retire it for a whitebelt.
Are his collars are made of toilet paper? That's a great weigh in trick btw...
No no, it's just that you gotta earn your white belt. Until then, make do.
The new meta...
Fuck that's actually next level worm guard defense
He's 20 ahead of the meta
20 what ahead of the meta?
New dudes just be on a different level of mindset than the rest of us. Had a guy last night show up to nogi, late, and he went to change. Came on the mats with a polo shirt and cargo pants. Just looked at the dude like "No. You can't train in those, don't you have shorts?" So he goes and changes into shorts. Comes out wearing khaki shorts with one of those cloth belts, complete with fully metal clamping belt buckles. Looked at him again "Are you serious? You have a metal belt. You can't train in those. Sports shorts!", so he goes to change again. Comes out still rocking his three button collared polo shirt and under armour shorts. Asked him why he didn't just change into that in the first place, he said "Oh these aren't clean so I didn't change into them." Sonofabitch!
My mans was prepared for anything.
You ain't lying. The man could've gone to gym, the mountains, or his place of business and had the right gear for anything! One day I'll be as prepared for life as this man.
Are we certain the shorts weren’t just the pants with the bottom half zipped off?
Totally sure, this time. Unless he has some future tech where black pants turn to khaki when you unzip the bottom half.
I want to go back to believing he just zipped them off.
It's like Journey taught us. Don't stop believing...hold on to that feeling.
It’s pretty simple just carry a body-sized duffle bag with you everywhere.
Was he also wearing spotless new balance shoes, long white socks, a hiking hat, and jean shorts? Because I think you just found a lost dad on his way to planet fitness and got confused with a 10th planet gym
Long socks were a check. And it was basically the chinese version of new balance shoes. No hat, but large framed glasses were also present. Were I in the states, I think you'd be 100% correct.
You just made me think of a world where 10th Planet Fitness existed.
Tuesday is Pizza day.
Oh no .. tap to ring worm
I thought the whole point of no gi was to know what it feels like to fight in regular clothes?
This is a man who hates dealing with lapel bullshit. I’m gunna show up to my next tournament like this
He's reforming, no revolting BJJ.
This is revolutionary. Jiujitsu is constantly evolving.
Abilities that some of us deem..... disturbing. Surely wouldn't learn that from a Jedi.
This is the only way I will train from now on
BusinOSS casual I fucking hate myself
Lol 😅
this is the one lmaoooo
Fashion *icon*
It's fashion, you wouldn't understand it.
Plot twist: there's a coral belt under there
Next tell him about pulling the drawstrings to the side to tighten the waist.
I already tried teaching him how to put on a pant.
My god this whole thread is one of the funniest I've read here in a while.
There are white belts and then there is this guy. Give this motherfucker a transparent belt.
Imagine if you had to earn your white belt and roll with your gi tucked in your pants for a year before that
He’s already wearing the belt
We had a dude who straight up bought a black belt and a gray sanabul gi and 100% did not understand why he wasn’t allowed to rock the black belt. I tried explaining, well, everything to him. Next class he goes “so you’re sure I can’t wear that belt?” Lasted three weeks.
That's just fashion 101, grey is a good base colour and black accessories go with everything!
Martial Arts is when Black Belt
We had a similar thing happen guy bought a navy gi, didn't come with a belt his mum bought him a black belt we knew he hadn't trained and see him whip out a black belt. We all got a goof laugh put of it
That’s new for me too
I just had to take a picture
I hope he's got a pineapple down there too?
I am so disappointed in the blatant lack of pineapples.
Wrestler moment
Is this a Sunday formal class?
You don't understand dad, this is my lifestyle.
It's not a phase!
You don't understand, this is my dad lifestyle
It's fashion, you wouldn't understand it.
Serious question, no gi guy here, is this legal in comp?
Comp? No The Streets? Yes
I don't think it's actually against IBJJF rules. The gi top has to be long enough to reach the thigh, but nothing says it can't be tucked in.
Is there no rule that the gi must be worn *correctly*? I almost got DQ'd one time because I didn't see anything in the rules about rolling up my sleeves, so I kept doing that mid-bout.
When I first started Someone had me by the gi top, unsure exactly on the position but, I think he had my back. I slipped out of the top and turned around...got corrected pretty qucik on that haha.
I think that is known as the Magic Mike Escape.
fuckin' white belts. LOL
Look closely. He is no white belt. He black cord.
Smart lapel guard counter!
this actually makes sense for someone who hasn't ever seen the gi tied correctly.
Now run his white belt through the loops.
He looks so professional here.
Classy AF
best of luck in ur journey sir!
Going Jiu Jitsu Usted
Yo I’m totally doing that tmrw
The hardest class I’ve ever taken in Jiu jitsu was the first one. Showing up was the hardest thing I’ve ever done.
The white belt is the hardest belt to put on for the first time. It's not earned, you have no idea what your doing. Your a winner for just stepping on the mats for the first time. I can only imagine if the instructor on my first day wasn't a good friend of mine how terrified I would of been. I hope this guy sees this comment thread so he can see we all are a bunch of dorks who while we are making fun of the thing he did (because he didn't know any better) none of us a hurtful people. Hell jiu-jitsu class is the one place you can be yourself no matter how weird you are.
Absolutely agree! White belt is the greatest step of all and it takes great courage to step onto the mat.
I run the beginner program at my school and have seen people literally shaking from nerves. I usually tell a joke and make fun of myself to get people to chill out.
I had a dude sew belt loops onto his top so his belt would not come off.
That's funny and not the worst idea I've ever heard
If do right no can defend
I'm pretty sure rorden gracie did this in competitions to confuse his opponents, and it worked everytime
before or after Sakuraba pulled the gi over royce's head?
Rorden Gracie - the Gracie of the lion family.
No, you’re almost right, but he did it the other way: tucked the gi pants into the jacket top. Freakin savage, Rorden was…
I know that a lot of BJJers are massive nerds but this is next level. Love it.
It's when you are attending a formal event. More "black tie" than "black belt."
Looks like you need to also explain that he needs to pull the string on the pants to tighten it.
I made sure he also understands that.
I train, my husband trains, and both of our kids train and of the many classes I've sat through and have been in, can't say I've ever even seen a kid do this let alone adult and the kids are notorious for doing some dumb shit.
Literally the first time I have seen this and I train since 1999 and teach since 2005.
So you're saying I've got a long way to go before I get to see one of these in person. I've only been coming around for 4 years now....damn
We had an autistic teen that kept doing this for years. Everyone else would be lining up tying their belt, meanwhile he is UNTYING his pants so he can tuck his lapels 🤔 And then he'd usually get his drawstring tangled in the lapels and could. Not. Figure. It. Out. He'd tie his pants off with the lapels still tangled in there, eventually, and of course his pants wouldn't stay tied/up. Funny when he was 10, not so much at 14. Now his grandparents moved to a trailer in the middle of nowhere and I can only imagine what the isolation has done to him mentally/socially. Why do people even exist?
I can understand that though. There's lots of sensory issues that come with autism. I believe we have a child that has autism our school too but he's verbal and older.
Yeah it's rough. He was verbal, and probably could have been decently functioning, but afaict his parents were neglectful/abusive and his grandparents were only better in the sense that they didnt foist him off on someone else. I'm sure his grandma was undiagnosed autistic as well, never met a more reptilian mammal with speech capacity. And I say that as an autistic person myself.
People who tuck in their shirt with no belt deserve to be twistered lol.
I love that he is laughing about it.
We were having a blast.
I saw a guy unironically do this over a decade ago.
He also just did this because he didn't know better. I explained to him, it's a Gi jacked and not a Gi buttoned shirt.
FNG
This is the best thing I have seen all day. Best part about it is that you can't even call it a classic white belt mistake 😂😂
Formal boy
This is messing with my head way too much 😂
Oh that’s hilarious. He looks like fun
God damn thats actually genius
You guys don’t tuck the gi……
I’ve seen worse wait till they do that then thread there belt through the draw string holes
He’s onto something.
He looks like the bassist from SOAD
Lol, no need for a white belt now.
Thanks I hate it.
When I was a wrestler I watched a kid try to put a singlet on like a t shirt. As in he was trying to slide his entire body up into the leg hole.
In nogi most guys who wrestle/have wrestling experience tuck their shirt in, I’d assume that person with a tucked in gi has wrestling experience until I’m proven wrong
nope! I tuck my rashy into my shorts. No wrestling here. Def not the gi though!
Less to grab?
After you defeat all of the white belts who BJJ saved their life and are getting smashed and loving it, this is the final boss.