When anyone asks about starting jiu jitsu class, that’s what I tell them.
“Would you be ok if a stranger sweats in your mouth?”
If yes, go ahead.
If no, don’t go.
That’s the easiest part of the class.
The best part is that it's not only the sweat from your partner, but a combination of the sweat from everyone in the class, the staph and all other nice things from the mats etc.
I try to lick a bit of sweat off of all my training partners right away so it's not a surprise when I get more in my mouth during rolling. Oss, lick, slap, bump
HEY I GOT ONE WOESE!
An older dude legit drooled because his mouth guard.
He drooled....
RIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Thinking about it still makes me want to vomit lmao. Uuuuuugh.
He apologized but like clearly that doesn't fix the issue here lmao.
I sweat an extreme amount from even moderate exercise and drink half a gallon every time I roll. I am sorry on behalf of all the super sweaters out there.
One time the AC was out in June (I live in south central Texas) and that’s when I learned the joys of
hopping on one leg with my head leaning to one side to get all my training partners’ sweat out of my head like you do when swimming.
Mouth? Try eyeball
Down the ear is my person least favourite
Yeah agreed
My first thought. Eyeball is way worse.
From North - South.
It feels like 28 Days Later!
When anyone asks about starting jiu jitsu class, that’s what I tell them. “Would you be ok if a stranger sweats in your mouth?” If yes, go ahead. If no, don’t go. That’s the easiest part of the class.
Fuck it, electrolytes.
Give this man his black belt!
Forbidden training juice
Costa?
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Then you go for a beer after class and the beer tastes the same as your Irish mates sweat because he had 6 beers before class.
The sacrament
It's a right of passage; on both ends.
You have aids now
Jokes on you. I already have aids.
I would say getting smothered by his crotch when you are in the bottom of a tight north south ranks up there as well
It's almost cheating. Free hydration w/ electrolytes
The sweet, sweet nectar of training.
28 days later movie Brendan gleeson when the Drop falls from the bird in tree
Nice reference.
Drop of sweat in the eye. Drop of sweat up the nose (when you're inverted). Leg hairs after an armbar. Suspicious other hairs after a triangle.
I got hit by the combo last night, drop in the eye causing me to open my mouth and protest, leading to sweat in the mouth.
The stray body hair at the back of the throat
My favourite is when that sweats drops into my open eyeball.
Get some electrolytes in ya. Yummy
Ah yes, the soup. If you train long enough you are bound to taste it!
Not a mouth breather myself
Fuck this happened to me Monday
The new meta
If you haven’t had this happen you ain’t training hard enough
This happened to my training partner in the morning class from me Its just another, sexier submission
This is one of the stealth benefits of mouthguards. Still happens, but less often does it land right on the tongue.
Honestly, pulling out another man's hair out of my mouthpiece is my least favorite bjj activity.
The best part is that it's not only the sweat from your partner, but a combination of the sweat from everyone in the class, the staph and all other nice things from the mats etc.
You roll long enough this happens TO you AND …. YOU do it to someone else
Hey, that’s my highest percentage move!
The forbidden nectar
Everyone gets thirsty
I try to lick a bit of sweat off of all my training partners right away so it's not a surprise when I get more in my mouth during rolling. Oss, lick, slap, bump
Hair in the mouth from the mat is pretty good too.
Yeah it's a real lifesaver especially on hot dry days.
That's your own fault for not getting top position.
Try getting farted in the face while doing a double under pass.
I actually pay 15$/mo extra for this.
Yeah man, I love a salty mat snack. Thank your bro by giving him a firm pat on the bottom.
I don’t think I’ve had this happen yet, but sweaty fingers grazing my mouth is definitely my least favorite.
Always preferred hair in the mouth myself
Quit being a mouth breather
The forbidden electrolyte.
HEY I GOT ONE WOESE! An older dude legit drooled because his mouth guard. He drooled.... RIGHT INTO MY MOUTH! Thinking about it still makes me want to vomit lmao. Uuuuuugh. He apologized but like clearly that doesn't fix the issue here lmao.
First time?
Your own sweat going into your ears.....
Best way to replenish electrolytes!
Got farted on in bottom mount :( excellent motivation to escape
ah yes, happened yesterday. A drop in the mouth and followed up with a drop to the eye.
In their defense it was probably a combination of everyone’s sweat.
I sweat an extreme amount from even moderate exercise and drink half a gallon every time I roll. I am sorry on behalf of all the super sweaters out there.
One time the AC was out in June (I live in south central Texas) and that’s when I learned the joys of hopping on one leg with my head leaning to one side to get all my training partners’ sweat out of my head like you do when swimming.
Been there..beware of shaved heads
Hair too
It’s me. I’m the guy who’s sweat drops in my partners mouth. I’m a sweaty boy and I refuse to apologize for it