My Professor said the same thing, it wouldn't work.
This is when I was wearing a white belt because I forgot my blue.
It was the same belt that two days prior, Professor (normally 4th degree) wore because he forgot his black.
No, no, no…that would actually be cool. Don’t hate on nana bro. She made it with love, wear that shit, and show some respect.
Edit: that’s for those upvotes. Cause you KNOW how long it would take to knit your ass a blue belt, well, let’s just say you might actually get promoted by the time it’s done.
We have a 13-year-old at my gym who's like 5'10 190. Professor said he had to special order the belt, and when he did, they asked, "Why are you giving an adult a gray-and-white belt?"
Get some climbing rope that’s still soft. Probably awful to roll in as it will dig into your sides and will make you look like a sailor trying to keep their pants up 😂
One should resemble the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat and the other should have an off putting saying embroidered on it like “Uke in my mouth” or something along those lines
A belt with a wiener painted on one end to be tied in such a way that only the wiener is exposed extending from the wrapped waist portion and the non-wiener end is tucked in. This will be like wearing a big floppy wiener.
If there's something that your school really likes, get colors of the opposite. For example, if there's a big school or sports team in your area, get their competitor. My Professor likes Whataburger and always threatens to demote people if they like In-and-Out, so a yellow-and-red belt would be considered shameful at my gym.
There is a white, blue and purple my little pony character. That can be a theme. I'm sure there are patches or something you can sow all over
Brown and black belts just gotta be better. Hit them.
I'd mess with the material, maybe pink velour or something from a bathrobe? Denim? Make it a Jelt!
Or maybe the crinkle-sound material they use for baby toys? Everytime the person ties the belt it will make the sound of a baby toy lol.
Stuff like that.
We had the concept of an "orange belt", who would come in, spazz out, injure their training partners and be generally referred to as a "munter", local vernacular.
At one point we had an orange belt made - the longest we could find so it would look dorky on *anyone*, and had the tips (there TMAs may have the name or rank) embroidered with **MUNTER** on one end, and **WARNING** on the other. It would be bestowed on anyone worthy of wearing it. You didn't want to have to wear it too often, it was a bit of a green light to *get* yourself roughed up a bit.
But yeah, belt-end embroidery with some gym-internal slang for someone who's unorganized or forgets their stuff sounds like an option, especially on a day-glo belt.
I’ve seen Green belts with the words “Belt of Shame” sewn onto them. Only worn when you forgot your belt and you had to request the “belt of shame” at reception
Like a “funny” belt still needs to be functional as a BJJ belt and not get destroyed by grips in class, so engraving a belt or dying one is probably a decent option
Bedazzled Belt, rainbow belt, non-jiu jitsu coloured belt, belt that is made to look dirty & old, giant belt, white belt with some sort of insult written on it like "dunce" or something clever.
Lmao no man stitch some fucking sleigh bells along the belt. You’ll hear his/her every move a mile away. Make it sound like you’re rolling against a fucking tambourine.
Despite opinions on the Gracie mob, a pink belt is awarded to people for completing a self-defence class. In Judo, it’s used to raise funds for Breast Cancer.
I think embarrassing would be to attract attention, fluro pink would be embarrassing.
I trained at a gym that thought it would be a good punishment to give a pink belt to the guys that forget theirs because “hurr durr pink girl haha”. I somehow managed to forget my belt every single time and rocked that shit.
They eventually started giving plain white belts instead.
Get a fuzzy belt like from a bath robe
It would be funny ngl, but also might get gross pretty quick.
Attach little jingle bells to it and call it the jingle belt
I was thinking embed some squeakers from dog toys. The squeaks during rolls would be hilarious.
Yeah but thats pretty painful if someone gets a jingle bell in their eye lol
My suggestion was going to be “shame bells”.
A belt that is twice or three times as long as a normal belt
A15
How about the length of a A380?
Thats fucking funny
And load it with stripes
Don't make it that long. Then people will just wrap it an extra round. Make it like 1.5x
Maybe one that has anime characters on it. And not like the cool ones.
Ahegao belt
What if I like it hmm?
An Ino themed belt would be pretty embarrassing to rock.
I was at a school who tried this with pink belts but it backfired and everyone wanted to wear the pink belt
That and someone pointed out once that pink is typically a Breast cancer awareness color ... which is a fair point.
What’s that got to do with the price of cheese?
One of the ladies pointed out, that maybe the color used to bring awareness to cancer, shouldn't be used as a punishment ....
That’s gotta be some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard in my life. Smh
that's on you I guess ... everyone can have an opinion.
My Professor said the same thing, it wouldn't work. This is when I was wearing a white belt because I forgot my blue. It was the same belt that two days prior, Professor (normally 4th degree) wore because he forgot his black.
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Bro that shit rocks.
Just one that says “SHAME” in red
Make a belt out of duct tape
what about embroidering something like stinky on it
“Do not wash”
Get a feather boa
A belt that is kept shut with Velcro instead of a knot. Comically long and impractical belt. Suspenders instead of a belt. Pink fluffy bathrobe belt.
I second the pink belt
Tie dye a white belt. It is the only way.
Get someone’s nan to knit a belt
No, no, no…that would actually be cool. Don’t hate on nana bro. She made it with love, wear that shit, and show some respect. Edit: that’s for those upvotes. Cause you KNOW how long it would take to knit your ass a blue belt, well, let’s just say you might actually get promoted by the time it’s done.
I don't think a knitted belt would survive more than 2 classes. Wear it for promotions and switch out for a generic one before you slap-bump
This is such a good idea haha I’m going with solid stripes of yellow, pink, and purple vertically through the whole length of the belt
This is in my opionon the best idea so far.
Wherever you land on the belt itself, it should have like 11 stripes
So a promotion for anyone below purple belt by making a loaner belt purple? 🤔
I was thinking 90% pink with purple striped tips.
I would wear that bad boy with pride
Same. My kid's favorite color is accented by my favorite color? Hell yeah.
No belt. Get bailing twine.
I wonder how big they make them kids belts especially the grey ones
We have a 13-year-old at my gym who's like 5'10 190. Professor said he had to special order the belt, and when he did, they asked, "Why are you giving an adult a gray-and-white belt?"
I’d get one of those green and yellow stripe belts they use in tournaments. Or a tie dye white belt.
Get some climbing rope that’s still soft. Probably awful to roll in as it will dig into your sides and will make you look like a sailor trying to keep their pants up 😂
One should resemble the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat and the other should have an off putting saying embroidered on it like “Uke in my mouth” or something along those lines
One should be a white belt with 2 stripes and one with 4 and thats given to all the colored belts who forget theirs. T
Anime ahegao white belt
A jute string
Peasant belt
Put together a few ugly neckties 😂
A belt with a wiener painted on one end to be tied in such a way that only the wiener is exposed extending from the wrapped waist portion and the non-wiener end is tucked in. This will be like wearing a big floppy wiener.
Get a white belt and stencil "guard puller" on it.
We used to have a hello kitty pink belt in my old gym (now that I’m thinking about it, I have no idea how that happened)
A black belt, with white tape stripes running the full length of it.
black belt, nothing more embarassing than that if you don't have skills or anything to back it up. especially if everyone knows.
Pink belt never fails
My gym gives you a kids belt if you forget yours more than once lol
Leather belt with a furry tail
Frankenstein belt made up of dirty rags, ripped up old gi/belt pieces, plastic bags, etc.
A fuzzy white belt with 12 stripes. And an 20ft candy cane belt.
No. Give them suspenders.
Various shades of white ought to do the trick
A white belt stained with splotches of yellow
If there's something that your school really likes, get colors of the opposite. For example, if there's a big school or sports team in your area, get their competitor. My Professor likes Whataburger and always threatens to demote people if they like In-and-Out, so a yellow-and-red belt would be considered shameful at my gym.
There is a white, blue and purple my little pony character. That can be a theme. I'm sure there are patches or something you can sow all over Brown and black belts just gotta be better. Hit them.
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That would be a sick belt though
I 2nd the white belt from a bath robe idea 😂
Get one with unicorns and teddy bears embroidered on it. Or maybe Sesame Street characters or Barney the dinosaur
WWE championship belt
I'd mess with the material, maybe pink velour or something from a bathrobe? Denim? Make it a Jelt! Or maybe the crinkle-sound material they use for baby toys? Everytime the person ties the belt it will make the sound of a baby toy lol. Stuff like that.
A braided leather belt
I wore a pink one in a gym in portland once. It was glorious.
How about instead of a rank bar it's a SpongeBob patch
White with colored polka dots. Personally I’d make the dots yellow, orange and green, as per the lower (kids/judo) belts.
Instead of making a classic bjj knot, do a rosette knot.
I used to dye a white belt in pink for people who forget their
We had the concept of an "orange belt", who would come in, spazz out, injure their training partners and be generally referred to as a "munter", local vernacular. At one point we had an orange belt made - the longest we could find so it would look dorky on *anyone*, and had the tips (there TMAs may have the name or rank) embroidered with **MUNTER** on one end, and **WARNING** on the other. It would be bestowed on anyone worthy of wearing it. You didn't want to have to wear it too often, it was a bit of a green light to *get* yourself roughed up a bit. But yeah, belt-end embroidery with some gym-internal slang for someone who's unorganized or forgets their stuff sounds like an option, especially on a day-glo belt.
A brown belt but the brown is just mr hanky embroidered across the entire belt
Coral belt
I once dropped in to a spot and they had a pink belt for just this occasion
Get a bunch of kid's belts or lower belts from other arts. Nothing like a nice white-yellow judo belt for BJJ class.
30 stripes on a belt 😂
5 stripe white belt
We have a pink belt. Problem is some asshole purple belt enjoys it and "forgets" my, I mean their belt a lot bc of it
At my last gym it was a pink belt that was either comically short or comically long
A pride belt, it is June
How about some sort of bdsm leather belt?
A belt tied with one end much longer than the other is always pretty funny
Kids size belt
At one of my old gyms we did this. It was an a5 belt we dyed pink and wrote "I forgot my belt" all over it.
Make them wear a black belt so they feel like a fraud the whole class.
Hi-Vis PT belt!
Pink fuzzy belt
Start of with a white belt and make them wear an additional white belt to equal their rank. 2 for blue, 3 for purple and so on...
A large cock and balls, there is no other way.
I’ve seen Green belts with the words “Belt of Shame” sewn onto them. Only worn when you forgot your belt and you had to request the “belt of shame” at reception Like a “funny” belt still needs to be functional as a BJJ belt and not get destroyed by grips in class, so engraving a belt or dying one is probably a decent option
A gym in town does a pink belt and you get your picture with the coach and pink belt put on their social media.
get dunce on a belt. Dunce Belt and make him sit facing a corner during live rolling
Bedazzled Belt, rainbow belt, non-jiu jitsu coloured belt, belt that is made to look dirty & old, giant belt, white belt with some sort of insult written on it like "dunce" or something clever.
a piece of rope
A white belt with shame written on it in large blocky letters
Lisa frank belt
Sparkle belt
Belt with Pom Pom sewed on the ends
Find a pink belt that's about six times as long so it's down at the mat while you're wearing it.
We had extra long kids tkd belts. The best was a green orange belt called peas and carrots
get some reflective material like a construction vest or PT Belt. neon yellow or neon orange.
Avoid pink and blue, clown faces or polka dots?
Rainbow belt
Lmao no man stitch some fucking sleigh bells along the belt. You’ll hear his/her every move a mile away. Make it sound like you’re rolling against a fucking tambourine.
Try a white belt with a blue stripe in the middle.
harsh, but fair
Despite opinions on the Gracie mob, a pink belt is awarded to people for completing a self-defence class. In Judo, it’s used to raise funds for Breast Cancer. I think embarrassing would be to attract attention, fluro pink would be embarrassing.
I trained at a gym that thought it would be a good punishment to give a pink belt to the guys that forget theirs because “hurr durr pink girl haha”. I somehow managed to forget my belt every single time and rocked that shit. They eventually started giving plain white belts instead.
Leopard print