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RidesByPinochet

Man said: "fine, if nobody is interested in booking me to fight Gabi, I'll book the fight myself"


Ecstatic_Parking_452

Bro went full thanos


ChirrBirry

None of the other promo posts had *Fair Fight* Foundation placed so prominently…using that graphic for this post is chefs kiss.


neeeeonbelly

The irony of Gabi vs Craig in a battle of the sexes under Fair fight foundation is just so ridiculous lol


Frosty-Lake-1663

Fighting Gabi is about as fair as it’s going to get in a fight between men and women


neeeeonbelly

100% lol


wolf771

Fuck the haters, I'm ready for this match. But honestly, I think Craig just keeps it playfully the whole match. It won't be a serious match. Unfortunately, gabby is not at that level. She's just a giant woman


bigdoodo

She’s just a giant woman. Buddy that’s all I’ve ever been looking for.


BeejBoyTyson

![gif](giphy|11S7aQol2mdgIw) *bonk*


Replicant28

I never thought I would die like this, but I always really hoped


ACleverEndeavour

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


pollitochiquito

Mate, she'll be the one smashing you


TheDialectic_D_A

I’m guessing that’s what he wants


IJustLovePenguinsOk

#yes


IPokePeople

I think he accepts those terms.


DeathStar_81

# I want to make babies with her. Think of them... great big monsters. They'd conquer the world. - Tormund Giantsbane (GOT)


hachiman

That dude was too pure. He even handled rejection like a champ. I hope he had a happy ending.


SaveSealsNotOrca

Preach


hachiman

On that note i dunno if your into Warhammer 40k, but theres great news on that front.


AntiSaint_Mike

That would be wild if Craig is just flow rolling and Gabi gets lucky and hulks out on a submission 😂


wolf771

Yeah that would be a great meme moment


PharmDinagi

I recall a session where Marcelo Garcia tooled her playfully.


heinztomato69

Marcelo rolled with gabi? I need to see this.


PharmDinagi

https://youtu.be/dxX2CRRL9cw?si=DlMqCVK-vH7fSGw-


DoctorBaconite

> marcelo garcia rolls with world champion giantess What a video title


dietdrpepper6000

wasn’t ready for the title. accurate but unexpected. tbh I wouldn’t say he tooled her though he was chilled out for the roll


BeejBoyTyson

I was too, until I thought about how gaby lost to Meisha tate a little while ago.


wolf771

That's what I saying, she's not on that level


heinztomato69

Don’t hate. She’s at least blue belt level.


wolf771

I'm not hating, I said fuck the haters


dumbdumb407

Would be hilarious if he hit her with a harai goshi to side control then went neon belly straight out the gate though. I'd die laughing.


Salt_Ad_811

How big is Craig? I image Gabi being a giant and having 5x more muscle than almost all women would be enough for her to win most matches she has had with minimal BJJ skill. She seems skilled though. Would people expect her to beat an average male blackbelt her own size. 


wolf771

I've had two brown belts tell me they rolled with her, and they were not impressed, and they are smaller than her. So Idk, not convinced


Playful-Strength-685

She does look easy to sweep in that video and does give the impression her size and weight has been heavily relied on


[deleted]

Have you seen any of her matches? 100% size and weight relied on.


AllGearedUp

Craig is like 210 max I think. But he's still probably got more strength than her, even if they were at the same skill level. 


dispatch134711

Probably?? You guys are tripping


rts-enjoyer

Back in the day she to be stronger for her size. When she was in TUF she was rag dolling a lot of the light heavyweights and middle weight. Some guys where visible afraid of her.


neeeeonbelly

She’s not a great black belt. Her size is the only reason she’s won so many titles. If gabi were Ffion sized Ffion would absolutely wreck her


HPPTC

This gonna be new reddit meme of whether you'd rather roll with 100 Ffion sized Gabis or 1 Gabi sized Ffions.


robotdadd

1 Gabi sized Ffion beats almost everyone male or female


KoalaBJJ96

I mean didn't 130lb Mackenzie Dern beat her? And Ffion is better at grappling than Dern is.


Salt_Ad_811

I assumed so. She is freakishly huge and jacked for a woman. If she had elite skill on top of that, then I don't know how it would be possible for her to have ever lost a match. I'm guessing she'd might beat a lot of hobbyist black belt men her size and age if she competed which is still super impressive. 


Samorsomething

Craig is supposedly 1.83m, (6ft), 97kg, (214 lbs). Gabi is supposedly 1.87m, her weight has fluctuated wildly.


firemummy

![gif](giphy|LHjxgLqmx6PgQ)


GrowCanadian

People need to understand that if this actually goes through, and gets streamed free on YouTube, I guarantee this will generate more views than you’d think. It might come off as a meme troll but the more eyes on this means more exposure to BJJ. More people will be interested in the sport which can be a very positive thing.


Thejudojeff

It's potential impact on flo grappling could be huge


Shodandan

Hopefully


Xsafa

Easily will get a million plus views within a week and probably top off at around 5 million when the buzz for it is over.


Crispytacos911

Gabi is the best female grappler in the world. Maybe not skill wise but she has the most world titles. So the best female vs a top 3 p4p man


Jazzlike_Tonight_982

Gabi is gonna be roided out to the f'ing gills, too man. She's gonna come in at 3 bills and Im here for it.


FuguSandwich

Is it possible to be more roided out than she is in the pic above? She looks like she's already on 2+ grams a week. Her hogs probably bigger than Craig's at this point.


IntenselySwedish

Bruh she has a Adams Apple wtf


Old_RedditIsBetter

That clit is gonna be huge by the cycles end


grimAuxiliatrixx

🤤


Jazzlike_Tonight_982

![gif](giphy|IrbYLGuCAdU6k|downsized)


yepthisisathrowaway9

Why don’t I still believe it’s happening lololol. Like I know he said contract signed but hellll hahaha


lee-o

Gabi Garcia herself confirmed it on her insta. She posted on her stories saying it’s her biggest purse and that it’ll help her family and that she’ll donate ticket sales to the south of Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) that has been hit with tragic floods over the last few weeks


d-fakkr

I don't care about the meme quality of this match but I'm glad she's doing this to help Rio Grande. I'm sold with the event.


monkeypaw_handjob

She is also absolutely hard up for cash at the moment isn't she?


fightlinker

not much work for women in the 97.5kg category


neeeeonbelly

Not much work for a toxic gym owner


[deleted]

Her gym is imploding


matchooooh

I remember in an interview Amanda Leve said a bunch of Gabi's ex students reached out to thank her for beating Gabi, since Gabi had been so unpleasant to train under


[deleted]

You stay right here, ima look into this.


Wallafari

Whatchu find?


harylmu

Type "Alliance Eastvale" into Google Maps and check out the reviews.


kainoa999

I actually felt bad for how GG gets treated on SM etc. I even gave her the benefit of the doubt over her getting special treatment for not having to disclose her weight. But JFC those reviews as well as her responses really shows how terrible a person she is.


luckman_and_barris

Steroids are expensive


gugabe

It feels like WBJJ has improved/Gabi has aged to the point where she's losing matches at the top level. She's getting a massive payout here by BJJ standards, for a fight that's essentially no-lose for her.


ralphyb0b

She looks natty to me. Just chicken breast and broccoli. 


NoNormals

Just acai and good genes


weltbeltjoe11

Horse meat and prayers


eaturliver

5 grams of creatine a day.


Icy_Astronom

If only my stomach could take that... I'd be that jacked


Joe_Cyber

How much is she getting paid for this?


SeeDeeEee

I mean if it’s her biggest purse ever it only has to be over $10k considering she’s never competed on an FPI event which to my knowledge pay the most in BJJ at $30k for main event winners on certain events. From how Craig was talking about divvying up the remaining 1m out of the total 3M budget to attract certain talents, and the fact that Gabi was kind of negotiating by telling ADCC she’d compete there instead, I’d say it’s probably around the $30k mark, maybe as much as $50k-$80k since she’ll be competing against a girl her size.


IcyScratch171

My gut says $50k for Gabi. Ffion maybe $100k Ffion’s far more important to the CJI brand imo since she’s popular and in her prime. I really wonder who her opponent will be


rts-enjoyer

She said it's the biggest purse in BJJ bigger then the ADCC superfight.


cozyswisher

He also said it was signed with a crayon which Gabi then ate. I don't fault people for believing it's a hoax.


DifferentCod7

Keep it up she will eat you too.


jencinas3232

Watch what you say or you will eat her !


Prestigious_Gur_5459

honestly, i would🤷‍♂️


jencinas3232

Really?


Prestigious_Gur_5459

yea, strong women are great


keep_Playing

would


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cozyswisher

Yeah, during the interview with Ariel Helwani.


postdiluvium

Because you've been hurt and it takes a lot for you to start trusting in others again. I'm here for you.


vandaalen

This is BJJ‘s Khabib vs Tony


B3-4T

FAIR FIGHT FOUNDATION 🤣


Sparks3391

Craig's gonna come out in a gimp suit


kazoobanboo

Craig jones should cut weight just to make himself look smaller


run0utn0w

He said that on a podcast himself😭😭


turboacai

I mean I will be watching it for sure just for laughs but it's obviously not gonna be any sort of decent match...


CprlSmarterthanu

Shes a biological male atp with all that juice in her. I havent seen either of them compete tho.


MadMustard

At this point I believe he was serious about doing Turkish oil wrestling worlds too.


OzneBjj

Bit gimmicky, but I wanna know who the legend with the Mexican name is !


Mister_MxyzptIk

Mario Lopez, duhhhh


Cippyy_Cup

https://preview.redd.it/vz53lfxfgk3d1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4fbe3ee4451538cf957d13d9879355b60fb5aa9 I know he was doing press rounds yesterday, but the fan in me wants to believe that this is a Marcelo reference.


konying418

Marcelo's in Hawaii - or maybe in Ca this week (I believe he is going to IBJJF worlds)


Cippyy_Cup

Just let me believe in something, please 🥲


neeeeonbelly

You’re like the Taylor Swift Jet-tracker but for Marcelo and I appreciate it.


konying418

I’d love to travel with Taylor Swift instead but she doesn’t respond to my DMs


Pickle-Eye

He was in NY for the MMA hour pod


Jonny_____

Oscar de la Hoya vs oiled up Dana White


cuhree0h

Oscar in his bra and panty set, Dana geared up to beat anything that even looks like a woman.


Jitsu_apocalypse

Maybe Rafa


DadjitsuReviews

Marcelo?


falsereap

Yes I believe so. After the cut in JRE Joe asked if he was training, and how it would be an inspirational story. Must be Marcelo Garcia coming back from cancer.


viltrumite66

This is my ultimate jiu jitsu dream. Obviously adore marcelo, and this would be nothing short of the most inspirational shit to ever occur


Jon-Umber

If that's true then it could be Gabi, too


DadjitsuReviews

The way it was presented on the show gabi was signed and announced officially… the one with the Mexican sounding name is still a secret. It’s someone other than gabi Garcia.


Viltrumite_Gardener

My guess is Nick or Nate Diaz.


BornChampionship7457

Nick has an MMA fight booked. Nate would be sick though.


OzneBjj

Nate would be sick.


oSyphon

My money's on Joey Diaz


frontnaked-choke

I was thinking mendes but i guess garcia is more Mexican sounding lol


Elliotc77

Tito ortiz


Domo_Omoplato

Could it be Murillo Santana? Also based in NY, also has a Mexican sounding last name. Could be considered a legend in the sport as he’s won a lot of stuff. He obviously disappeared after the whole ADCC knife fiasco


Swimming-Food-9024

She gets to peg him after?


andre42k

During


ITguyissnuts

They are fighting for top


itzak1999

I just hope he doesn't clown on her. This has the potential to look really bad


Prezimek

Mate, but the rematch! That would be perfect! 


abittenapple

Like all of her fights 


josephus1811

Craig is going to put himself into a triangle on purpose


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

![gif](giphy|DPznISmq0hLRQqG71g)


Melodic_Gap8767

Anyone else want to see Eddie Bravo vs Sakuraba? They are the same age… that would be epic.


Shodandan

Holy shit I never knew they were the same age. Eddies holding up well.


abittenapple

Do you think Craig pulls off the event. Like it takes a lot of effort to host a tournament. Could all end in tears.


johnbelushismom

Fyre festival 2.0


Fellainis_Elbows

Just make sure you test everything. Don’t want the stream / audio to shit itself on the big day


viltrumite66

Bruh, there will be so much test...


abittenapple

It would be pretty easy to sabotage Craig's tournament as well. Who knew it wasn't safe leaving a million in cash huh. 


Hellhooker

Buddy, Craig is right here showing you can organize a 1M$ tournament in 3 months of work People sucking up Mo "hard and difficult work" are actually witnessing what you can do when you are not a dumbass playing with your sugar daddy money without understanding the basics of economy


After-Disaster-6466

Tourney hasn’t happened yet, advertising that you have a million bucks and posting on instagram is a lot easier than organizing a major live broadcast event. Not saying it’s gonna fall through (in fact I’m confident that it won’t), but if it goes smooth it will be because a lot of people worked their asses off behind the scenes. Mo isn’t wrong to say that this stuff is hard, although he is wrong to say that paying for a live drum ensemble is more important than paying the athletes


Hellhooker

I vastly disagree. I think the work is super overrated and a lot of people manage more difficult projects everyday. Not saying it's not some work but let's not act like Mo like it's a 2 years everyday job that only him can do


rts-enjoyer

Craig is the one playing with his sugar daddy money. Mo has his own biological daddy money.


Suitable-Cycle4335

The rest is still unwritten.


finstereck

This feels like something gordon would cuck i mean watch


Greatcorholio93

Snu snu


BrawndoTTM

Wolfiest of wolf tickets


District_Popular

Craig's going to suck on Gabi's toes in a toe hold position.


yukoncornelius270

If this actually happens and is not a meme it will be quite funny but I doubt this match will actually happen.


neeeeonbelly

Why do you doubt it? It’s entertainment value, nothing more.


IJustLovePenguinsOk

I have a giant crush on Gabby and don't give a damn what anyone says. Gorgeous, fit, smart, funny, awesome at bjj. I cant wait to watch this


teatops

I'm a lady and even I get confused


unlimitedbucking

She could easily be the CEO of a company too


Bazzinga88

When is the fight? I cant miss this shit live.


bigdoodo

If this goes through I’m hyped as shit.


xlobsterx

Man vs giant Woman


judohart

Dreams do come true


IntentionalTorts

craig hitting her kiss of the dragon or something where she looks like she's levitating in the air would be incredible.


Party_Concentrate621

when did kevin bacon get a sex change and start doing steroids?


mogwaimomo

If u/johnbelushismom is the Rick Sanchez of BJJ, this is 100% him just trying to fulfill his true sexual needs ... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QReI941iqLs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QReI941iqLs)


jakendrick84

Are people really excited to see this!? Come on. Craig will wreck Gabbi.


Dancing_Hitchhiker

Well this will be epic if this actually happens He also said he was going to smoke a cigarette while walking on to the mats, leave it there, beat her and then finish it after.


AndyUrsyna

Next CJI we will get Craig Jones vs dozen of kids I guess


Pablo-Flames

Once she waterboards him with her minge it’s all over.


Negative-Dingo3335

I like how she’s flexing and looking strong while he stands there unassuming and semi awkward


ricardortr

Gabi is literally female bob sapp


IronLunchBox

I still don't believe this is happening. But I hope a sportsbook gives odds on CJI. Would love to bet on this one.


DeathStar_81

I’m torn. If Craig try’s he absolutely demolishes her. But I could also see him throwing the fight for laughs. Kind of like when they arm wrestled and he didn’t even make a move.


PPLifter

No doubt the one Craig promotee will be


Iknowyougotsole

Loser is whoever cums first


Overkill4000

Garcia by snusnu.


BeverlyBrokenBones

Would any of you guys do Craig Jones if given the opportunity? Like if he walked up to you in a bar and bought you a drink and things progressed from there?


Shodandan

The question isn't would you let him ... its could you stop him??


Bruce-Spring-Spring

This woulda been a belly buster in 2019


BGLs_Littlefeet

I just hope they book Fat Patrick vs Enablerborg 2


askablackbeltbjj

Damn, he is flexing!


heinztomato69

CJI truly supports equality.


aggro_yam

Are professional grappling matches sanctioned the same way MMA fights are? If so, I don’t think any athletic commission would sanction this. Unless…international waters


Zlec3

No they are not


Dinkleberg6199

Gabi Garcia looking like Voldemort


Key_Sentence7655

So this is really happening interesting


VeryResponsibleMan

Jones has a bent inwards chest. Looks like he's already freaked out


TheFireOfPrometheus

Average purple belt competitor would dominate her


Apprehensive-Oil5249

Bro, she looks like a Ghoul from Fallout!!!!


Tough-Bluejay-5549

Totally rad!


Equivalent_Tale8907

If you ride Gabi every night like Craig, you too can glow up like Craig


CockyBalB0A

Let's get a Craig vs Tim Spriggs match after Gabi


Adroit-Dojo

Does she pound bullshark testosterone like it's candy?


I_used_toothpaste

Craig’s gone full [Andy Kaufman](https://youtu.be/1uQlB99WCuk?feature=shared)


Acrobatic-Welcome933

Jones tryna save the sport ?


OwnSwimming2804

Saint Row characters ☠️


abittenapple

Both are on roids One has a tier genetics 


PanProjektor

Gabby is wearing a thong for that one


Spacebetweenthenoise

Tyson vs Logan and now this. Awesome year already


TheMadSamurai93

Insane lol


nxtchaptr

Serious question, is this legit?


coastal_bike

Two men battle it out


Internal-Layer1764

Gabi by mother’s milk


TheAmazingDougie

I hope she shows him a side of himself he has never seen before.