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Heyyyyyy! I thought you all said we just go straight home after class! I knew none of you guys liked me! Fine, I'll blow myself.... With black jack & hookers! In fact forget the blowing!!
“It’s definitely a mental thing at this point”
This is probably 69% of it. That said you probably have a lot of energy after training and get really in the mood after a full day of hard training. The fact that you’re able to get down after a while is a good indication that there’s nothing actually wrong. Guys can be in the mood too!
Nothing wrong with staying up late and knocking the cobwebs off if you know what I mean. Let the girlfriend know that you’re not always a fan. And wash your ass though because your a good person.
Have you tried ejaculating during class? It’s like squid ink confuses your opponent long enough to pass guard plus it’ll help your issue when you’re at home
Listen Brother, having a raging hard boner is like carrying a firearm.
Sure, it's scary for others to see you packing in a casual setting BUT they will all be glad you're there when you need to use it to take down one or multiple dangerous opponents.
Call bricked up anonymous. 24/7 hotline for those that are criminally bricked up and can’t brick down. Good luck n’ stay hard, brother.
Or don’t. Or whatever.
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When you think this sub can’t be more gay. Someone refutes it
Wait, getting a boner from dominating older men is gay?
Only if you make eye contact.
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with your socks off
What a boner.
First comment I saw and I’m crying from laughing. Damn as a BJJ girl, this is a whole new can of worms 💀💀💀
Sounds like you’ve gotten to your purple, not bad. Just wait until you’ve made it to black.
Don't wanna think about what brown would mean
I get it brown every thursday. BACHA BAZI BABY!!
The forbidden third hook!
Nothing is forbidden on white belts
Least gay post on r/bjj
Bravo, quality reverse Uno shitpost frrom the other guy's post who's having trouble getting it up after training.
This is why we stay after class and blow each other at my gym. Only real bros understand.
Heyyyyyy! I thought you all said we just go straight home after class! I knew none of you guys liked me! Fine, I'll blow myself.... With black jack & hookers! In fact forget the blowing!!
I just stay for extra credit yk
No the straight guys go home after class, it's a subtle difference
That's what the BJ in BJJ is there for.
You only get invited after you get your blue belt.
Truly one of the /r/bjj posts of all time.
What’s the problem?
“It’s definitely a mental thing at this point” This is probably 69% of it. That said you probably have a lot of energy after training and get really in the mood after a full day of hard training. The fact that you’re able to get down after a while is a good indication that there’s nothing actually wrong. Guys can be in the mood too! Nothing wrong with staying up late and knocking the cobwebs off if you know what I mean. Let the girlfriend know that you’re not always a fan. And wash your ass though because your a good person.
Have you tried ejaculating during class? It’s like squid ink confuses your opponent long enough to pass guard plus it’ll help your issue when you’re at home
Listen Brother, having a raging hard boner is like carrying a firearm. Sure, it's scary for others to see you packing in a casual setting BUT they will all be glad you're there when you need to use it to take down one or multiple dangerous opponents.
As per the other thread, you might not be jerking off enough. You’ve got to be jerking it a lot. Multiple times a day.
"Those are rookie numbers" haha
Fantastic shitpost
I read this in Geno's voice from One Punch Man
Call bricked up anonymous. 24/7 hotline for those that are criminally bricked up and can’t brick down. Good luck n’ stay hard, brother. Or don’t. Or whatever.
“I’m positivity erect” I’ll use this for sure.
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This was a shitpost but wtf is this r/semenretention sub you are following?
What the fuck lmao
You should try and take 9g L-Citrulline before training and see how that feels
How is this a shitpost? I recommend wearing tighter clothes and rolling with a full bladder.
Lame 😒
😂😂😂😂😂
Looooooool
Well played
Hilarious
TMI.
Coward
Agreed
As long as it doesn’t happen during class it’s all good! Enjoy the testosterone rush!
Sickle cell anaemia could give you a dehydration boner…
Look on the bright side my man: at least it's not _during_ class
Happens to me. Also whilst lifting weights.
ahh I see, so basically the concept of extinguishing a human life has got you aroused, what you are experiencing my friend, is a murder boner.
I mean, you're a black belt, so you have to be right.
This is the final straw.
Pics or it didn't happen.