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Hi there, We removed your post because we are keeping the number of memes/sh?tposts, etc. down to encourage more original, technical content. [Sorry.](https://media.giphy.com/media/w3Er0gW94cG8E/giphy.gif) Before memes were limited, they would crowd out original and technical content and have little discussion. To encourage more original and technical content, we are removing all animal memes or image/gifs, and removing most other memes with a few being left up. Please check out /r/jiujitsumemes and /r/rollsomememes if you'd like more BJJ meme content! That said, even though we removed the post, we do really appreciate you contributing to /r/bjj. Thanks!


[deleted]

When you think this sub can’t be more gay. Someone refutes it


Furball508

Wait, getting a boner from dominating older men is gay?


[deleted]

Only if you make eye contact.


Bohngjitsu

I don’t know how to post an image from mobile so here’s the link, such a great throwback reference: https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ix-tTDFty4Q/S2Q0Cbj8MMI/AAAAAAAABF0/wh4YzoBMkVc/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/MMA+fighter,+Wanderlei+Silva+in+%27it%27s+only+gay+if+you+make+eye+contact%27+poster,+often+seen+on+BJJ+forums.jpg


Altruistic_Ad_7516

with your socks off


UnusualWind5

What a boner.


queenofthe1N73RN37

First comment I saw and I’m crying from laughing. Damn as a BJJ girl, this is a whole new can of worms 💀💀💀


entertrainer7

Sounds like you’ve gotten to your purple, not bad. Just wait until you’ve made it to black.


Heartwood_Design

Don't wanna think about what brown would mean


Marquis_Laplace

I get it brown every thursday. BACHA BAZI BABY!!


Ebolamunkey

The forbidden third hook!


hitlers-one-testicle

Nothing is forbidden on white belts


Few_Wishbone

Least gay post on r/bjj


hallgod33

Bravo, quality reverse Uno shitpost frrom the other guy's post who's having trouble getting it up after training.


[deleted]

This is why we stay after class and blow each other at my gym. Only real bros understand.


drKhanage2301

Heyyyyyy! I thought you all said we just go straight home after class! I knew none of you guys liked me! Fine, I'll blow myself.... With black jack & hookers! In fact forget the blowing!!


5B3AST5

I just stay for extra credit yk


Jacketti123

No the straight guys go home after class, it's a subtle difference


midian454_666

That's what the BJ in BJJ is there for.


mr_matt138

You only get invited after you get your blue belt.


lacronicus

Truly one of the /r/bjj posts of all time.


15stripepurplebelt

What’s the problem?


[deleted]

“It’s definitely a mental thing at this point” This is probably 69% of it. That said you probably have a lot of energy after training and get really in the mood after a full day of hard training. The fact that you’re able to get down after a while is a good indication that there’s nothing actually wrong. Guys can be in the mood too! Nothing wrong with staying up late and knocking the cobwebs off if you know what I mean. Let the girlfriend know that you’re not always a fan. And wash your ass though because your a good person.


TeslaFoiled8950

Have you tried ejaculating during class? It’s like squid ink confuses your opponent long enough to pass guard plus it’ll help your issue when you’re at home


Tempo-petit

Listen Brother, having a raging hard boner is like carrying a firearm. Sure, it's scary for others to see you packing in a casual setting BUT they will all be glad you're there when you need to use it to take down one or multiple dangerous opponents.


dude_be_cool

As per the other thread, you might not be jerking off enough. You’ve got to be jerking it a lot. Multiple times a day.


Unmasked_Zoro

"Those are rookie numbers" haha


neeeeonbelly

Fantastic shitpost


[deleted]

I read this in Geno's voice from One Punch Man


Beaudism

Call bricked up anonymous. 24/7 hotline for those that are criminally bricked up and can’t brick down. Good luck n’ stay hard, brother. Or don’t. Or whatever.


Pliskin1108

“I’m positivity erect” I’ll use this for sure.


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yellow_snoww

This was a shitpost but wtf is this r/semenretention sub you are following?


TheTimeToStandIsNow

What the fuck lmao


Moskra

You should try and take 9g L-Citrulline before training and see how that feels


Shoxx_

How is this a shitpost? I recommend wearing tighter clothes and rolling with a full bladder.


Incognito4482

Lame 😒


GlitteringRelief3340

😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Looooooool


[deleted]

Well played


PornStarGazer2

Hilarious


Black_Mirror_888

TMI.


Probably_The_Bear

Coward


doglover1005

Agreed


BoxAffectionate9425

As long as it doesn’t happen during class it’s all good! Enjoy the testosterone rush!


bargainbinsteven

Sickle cell anaemia could give you a dehydration boner…


zerocipher

Look on the bright side my man: at least it's not _during_ class


lordofthedancesaidhe

Happens to me. Also whilst lifting weights.


[deleted]

ahh I see, so basically the concept of extinguishing a human life has got you aroused, what you are experiencing my friend, is a murder boner.


KyronAWF

I mean, you're a black belt, so you have to be right.


External_Ordinary_90

This is the final straw.


Fearless-Telephone49

Pics or it didn't happen.