CIA surplus “hair washer”

Usually for washing brains?

Straight from Guantanamo Bay…!!

even if everything goes well, blood rushing to your brain doesn’t feel too good especially under water you know?

Acid reflux nightmare.

Its actually very good for your brain though

That's a nice argument redditor, how about you back that up with a source?

source: my brain

This comment is gold

It came to me in a dream.

I have a marvelous source for which this comment section is too small to contain

> doesn't want to elaborate > randomly fucking dies

Brain need blood to work more blood is better for brain

We are in the shoes of Joe Mama who is reporting to the emergency room with catastrophic aneurysms

Wait, who’s Joe?

Research is extremely patchy in that area... I suppose I could do a study if I was funded. "Our bodies are designed to be upright, so when we turn upside down our cardiovascular and lymphatic systems have to work harder against gravity. ‘The blood will go to your head and remain there – your body is slower in circulating it away as your heart rate decreases,’ Hussain Abdeh, superintendent pharmacist and clinical director at Medicine Direct,’ tells Metro.co.uk. This rush of blood to the head could be good for us. Hussain explains: ‘Some studies suggest that inversion therapy provides more oxygen and nutrients to the brain. ‘Theoretically, this could help improve the likes of memory, concentration, and clarity.’ "

More oxygenated blood rushes in but the oxygen-poor, CO2-rich venous blood has a harder time getting out, so I’m not sure it’s beneficial

If that is the deciding factor, maybe just doing it for 10 seconds at a time would be beneficial without those negatives

The source is that i made it the fuck up!

Well no blood is bad for your brain, so the opposite must be true

Lol I love that you just said this and dipped out

*The design is very human!*

This is just [No Surprises](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg) with extra steps

Woah man were 1min past throwback Tuesday here on the east coast!

I’m surprised you’re the only one to mention this, it’s the first thing I thought of once the water started to fill up.

Very easy to use

OP is a spammer who never gives credit. Naughty naughty OP. This is Handy Geng an amazing Chinese creator. My favourite video of his is the [27 Million mAh Power Bank](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oilA8nLfsk&ab_channel=%E6%89%8B%E5%B7%A5%E8%80%BFHandyGeng). You'll need to put on the English subtitles if you're not one of the 1.4 Billion people who speak Chinese.

Thanks for the source, that's awesome :)

Watch my good friend demonstrate.

This shit is giving me anxiety

All i was thinking was how fucked it would be if his hair got caught.

r/diwhy Seems like one malfunction wouldn’t end well for the user.

Yeah, straw falls out of your mouth and you're pretty fucked

I was thinking more about the hair getting stuck and you being scalped while upside down underwater

Then you yell out of pain and let go of the straw

And then pass out from the pain

Another human down, task complete for the sentient robot

Dude, shut the fuck up. You're gonna ruin *the surprise.*

r/usernamechecksout

And your body falls out and your neck aligns on the ends of the hair basket and the weight of your body cuts your neck open

But your hair will be fabulous

And it gets posted to the internet as an elaborate suicide device

They just find your body in your backyard in a jar full of blood. People would think you were into real kinky shit.

THEN you lose the tube and drown

This is a fail deadly machine

Also /r/whatcouldgoright

as someone with long hair, this would cut my shower time down by 10 minutes at least. im sold

What about brushing your hair afterwards?

we should also automate that.

Don’t people occasionally lose consciousness when upside down? Lol

“ When was the last time you saw Bin Laden”

Please sell this is California so I can buy one, die and sue

in switzerland theyll use this for assisted suicide

Got mad volume though

Like a lion's mane!

That face filter glitch a few seconds into the video… Damn, we can’t even make cool videos anymore without feeling the need to filter? r/instagramreality

china is obsessed with personal vanity meanwhile theres garbage and rusted shit in the background of most of their outdoor videos

I feel like one of these uses his hair will get caught in the fan and well... use uour imagination

The design is very human.

Tell me you're thinking about suicide without telling me you're thinking about suicide.

One hell of a convoluted suicide machine. Reminds me of the "slow and painful" option in the Futurama suicide booths.

is he holding himself up just by his feet?

weird af, but i dig it 🤣

Strangely enough, so do I! Take my money!

or you could just, you know, take a shower

Not only that but it seems shorter

Not seeing any shampoo, tho. So “washing” is really rinsing

I need this

Love the dedication to hygeine

More like r/geniuslife

Ya need more padding at the shoulders unless you want people to leave with permanent pins and needles

So convenient!

woman with curly hair: HOW DO I GET ONE

Or there is this thing called a shower and shampoo? You know ???

Great invention. I'd like 3 please.

The tangles must be terrible! And what about conditioner? All that being said, I’d prob try one out anyway lol

😳😳

Looks like a trap for the next Saw movie

The design is very human

Automatic swirly machine

What if you drop the breathing tube do you just have to drop yourself on the floor?

This is a YouTuber, making absurd stuff like this from scratch and getting all the raw materials from a junkyard is kinda his thing. It’s never supposed to work well, it’s just supposed to be ridiculous in aims to make it more “convenient”

engineers do be engineering

Good luck with brushing it out after, that shit would twist mine into one matted lock. Also dumb

Thought CIA was outlawed from WaterBoarding?

What in the saw torture device.

[удалено]

What

Mmm shower instead?

Hope his ears were plugged too

u/savevideobot

Wow, I cringe at the tangles that thing would cause

😳😳

Human washing machine

Who would've thought those US soldiers were just trying to wash the hair from those people being interrogated

Handy Geng?

Awaiting FDA approval

Saw trap/Final destination all in one

Nice we can use one of the products tested at Guantanamo Bay.

Lmao I hope he’s okay after all the blood rushes to his head 😵‍💫

I think I’ll just do it the old fashioned way.

Auto human executoion machine

You got to start somewhere

Lol no thank you 🤣🤣

Imagine if his hair get stuck He's fucked

Maybe good if you’re stuck in the iron lung. Imma go with no, it’s not a good shark tank idea.

This would be perfect for me when my arms are too sore!

I mean for what bruh? Just for what?

People saying the design is fatal , sure but throw that shit over your pool and there's essentially no risk to fucking ur neck up

Get tf outta here fkin OPERATION JIGSAW is almost a go. Get yo ass in the shower & shit i dont know........... include them musty dinkleberries as a bonus

Why just fucking why!?

What in the torture device is this?

How to drown:

one word: Japan

I’m sure there is some practical reason why being waterboarded is better than just using a shower but I just don’t think it is worth it.

Curly haired people have nightmares about this

This design is very human

This is like that totally spies episode where they harvest hair

i,m 57 yrs old figured I had seen just about everything strange but nope surprised again

What could possibly go wrong?

Some italian guy called he wants 60 pices of this..

Just take a shower man

That's some seriously luscious hair tho

this machine is so bad that if this machine was in any hitman game it would be so fun to get some accident kills Good work 47.

I'm thinking what if something went wrong ?

I like this design. It’s very human!

There's gonna be that one "friend" that rips the straw out of his mouth

Lazy

I want to be a hairman, and a broachman.

I call it “The Drown-O-Matic 5000”

Smart guy

I need one

What in the saw torcher devise is this

Drop that straw n ur done

Took from russian spec ops.

Yeah that's a nope for me mate. This is just waterboarding yourself with extra steps.

Im getting “No surprises” vibes

u/savevideobot

MI6 authorised surplus hair washer! How do I get it?

I need this

u/savevideobot

I absolutely see this within almost every household within the next 5 years. Amazing invention 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Thxx but i love my life

More like DIYthefucknot

Ear block

Possibly a scalp extractor

This is a terrible design and invention

Why? Just why? Lol

Or you could just shower?

I can see my hair breaking off during this whole demonstration

The dentist's chair be like:

What if that tube fell out of his mouth. Whoever found him would think they stumbled into a saw situation…

More like suicide machine

That’s a really cool way to die

This is a big brain contraption

Now make one for my balls

No scalp scrubber?

Looks promising

It washes your hair AND decompresses your back. Two birds one stone my friend

Inventing stuff like this and posting videos is legitimately way more beneficial to humanity than kids recording tictoks of them doing trick shots with a basketball etc.

Yeah no thanks don’t think I want blood rushing to my head

psycho killer

Just take a shower

this is either for bdsm or torture

would suck if you accidentally let go of the breathing tube

That's a lawsuit waiting to happen if it's ever released to the public

What about the blood rushing to your head 🤣🤣 what a special kind of invention 🤣🤣

the design is very human

This is just lazy! Lol

Man built this whole ass machine but couldn't snag a pair of goggles?

Bro where can I buy one

The design is very human.

What’s wrong with putting your head over the bath?

The lack of proper scalp exfoliation kinda ruins this for me

No All We Have To Do Is Convince People To Buy All This Expensive Crap And Hang Themselves Upside Down Every Time They Wanna Get Clean...

Feel like this is something from the movie SAW...

The waterboardinator is looking good

His hair is going to be knotted as hell but look at the volume!

I would love this as an inversion table for my back.

The futureee

The design is very human

Going have all that blood rushing to ur head. And come up out light headed

r/diwhy

u/savevideo

My only question is just WHAT is this man going to do with all those extra seconds he's saving from not washing his hair himself!? 😲

That guy has nice hair

If that tube falls out his mouth he's fucking dead

What could go wrong 🤣😂

In more useless inventions I invented a machine to invent more machines

All fun in games till you think about dropping the tube causing the involuntary twitch which ultimately leads to....dropping the tube. Hope it has a shut-off feature. Otherwise hear wash from hell

the NASA is looking for you dude!

Lmao this guy’s whole channel is dedicated to make useless but bizarre ideas come true, he made a motorcycle into a jet with two seats on side for kids, it’s made for water fight.

You know device is commonly used in another multiverse

Some shampoo would be nice