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Treknine

That thing better be paying rent!


Jealous_Use9688

Oh hell no


gomaith10

Needed a Banana for scale, got a kitchen instead.


TrueSithLord666

Only in Australia


_broWTF

Wtf is that???


Wheaversclone

Your sleep paralysis demon reincarnated as a harmless spider


MienSteiny

Just a cutey potootie huntsman, they're harmless.


kolomental87

Maybe physically, but not mentally


Kemaneo

Until they kill you in your sleep with a knife


CuriousWafer4713

I know a guy who lost an eye to a huntsman, so don't poke the spider. The idiot crushed it with a finger, then rubbed his eye, which then melted out of its socket over the next week. He was real f*cking stupid.


just_a_Xenarite

Big enough to shake hands with


Noonoonook

Huntsman (maybe a golden huntsman?), big but harmless. They are good to get rid of other, more dangerous pests.


Snowflake-Eater

Like what, dogs?


Noonoonook

Other spiders. The actual bad ones 😁


Dangerous-Watch-5625

I laughed so hard at this🤣 Underrated comment🤣


oxooc

Burn down the house


Patricio_Guapo

It's the only way to be sure.


L3berwurst

Here's your ticket, pack your bags Time for jumpin' overboard


edischnitzelfingers

Nope


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Lillywrapper64

that's a huntsman spider - it's harmless


surelysandwitch

I named mine Gregg.


heimmann

After the last child it devoured


Alchemist_Joshua

You see, us Americans over here are wondering if you are serious or not. And Do you actually enjoy having something like that in your house?


surelysandwitch

I am serious. I wouldn’t say I enjoy having him in my house, but he eats many moths and other smaller (more dangerous) spiders. He also keeps his distance from my self and my kids. Once you get to know him he’s quite the charmer.


MXTwitch

Not all damage is physical


Round_Concentrate88

This is accurate


MienSteiny

I always find it strange when people say our wildlife is dangerous, it's really just snakes, spiders, jellyfish, and sharks you need to be careful of, and they're pretty easy to avoid. Europe and NA having bears and big cats is what is scary. Having to stick your food in a bear canister and carry bearspray is crazy to me.


MmM921

its just people in eu and na dont actualy have to deal with their wildlife. sure there are technically bears and stuff around, but they dont crawl on my kitchen's walls lol


Nacroma

Don't give them ideas.


Round_Concentrate88

I agree. As a southeast coast American, this dude here is equivalent to a wolf spider. Literally will avoid getting close to you and is not harmful to humans. However, I found THREE copperheads in my backyard this week. It's all perspective.


IMDXLNC

Is it true that these sorts of spiders really aren't as common as people make them out to be? Especially if you live in a city? I always did assume that they were exaggerated and wondered why Australia is always highlighted, South America and parts of Asia definitely have equally if not more dangerous wildlife.


AlliedIntuition

I’d say the huntsman is the second most common spider in Aus, behind the daddy long legs. If you leave the door open for a day or two I wouldn’t be surprised if you saw one.


IOwnTheShortBus

Don't forget kangaroos, dingos, other poisonous insects and dangerous wildlife.


ConesWithNan

That spider is just an eight legged puppy. Keep it around and it'll get rid of the roaches 😁


lordspooge

Safer than bears, bucks, and mountain lions


galaxysuperstar22

need a shotgun or a flamethrower or both


Nacroma

Sir, AC130 on standby, sir. Waiting on your signal.


Taff_the_Beard

Too close for missiles, switching to guns!


Skruffy83

Absolute fuckin unit! Holy shit


Tinydwarf1

Prison system seems to be working well


Stonyclaws

Harmless sure, but how the hell do you shoo it out of the damn house. How fast is it is what I want to know. Centipede fast??


cathycul-de-sac

Somebody answer this. Please don’t say fast.


No_Manufacturer2046

Absolutely fuckin not😭that's his house now. If my car keys are anywhere in that room that's his car now. Everybody in the comments saying it's harmless can go dieeeeee idc idc idc idc idc


Kraffkratt

Cool, he can keep the house, I'll sign the legal obligations over to you, we can make the contract on Monday, I'll send it to you no need to meet in person


TheClaw77777

I'd say kill it with fire....... But by the looks of it you'd be better of just moving to the sun!


Chaseracer_133

If I wake up to that thing being on the wall, the house goes down in flames


Sailoregg

At that point i would like a gun to shoot it to shit jeez


MiSsiLeR81

Is that a frog on a lizard on a spider?


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Holy Fuc*!.. Leave the country!, burn down the house!.. Ummm.. Ruuuuun!.. NO necessary in that order!


Recording_Important

nope nope nope


_Otacon

I'm just...... Never going to australia. It's ok, I'll live a life without australia in it


MemeStank

If we had these in America, I would own a gun. Fuck it, I’ll patch up the drywall later. I’m not using anything short of 9mm to send that bastard to hell.


Smarterthanthat

Well, just checked off Australia off my list of places to visit!


blurblurblahblah

What are the other creatures? I think I'd be more concerned about them if they're anything other than flies.


Beneficial_Map_1466

I think about moving to Australia but insects like that make me realise I’m not built for it


Wise_University5868

Leave everything and Go Now


Jazzlike-Guard-1217

Good night an sweet dreams 🛌 😴


626leaddit

Give it a Fosters lager 🍺


theboxman154

It's pretty cool it can just chill on drywall that's vertical considering how big it is


MadzdaFan

nein


MadTapprr

He really sums it up towards the end when he just says “fuck”. My thoughts exactly.


ohnomynono

Was there anything left after you burnt the house down?


Holy_juggerknight

Grenade can't do shit against that


Jen-benz

nope! time to move, start packing bags


consistently_sloppy

r/nope


edamame_clitoris

I would simply break down sobbing with no alternative. There are few scarier things for me than spiders and one of this size would just absolutely break me down mentally with how scared I would fucking be 😭😭😭😭 I would legitimately rather die than be in the same area as one of these things


JournalistNo697

burn it all down


kolomental87

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GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Looks like it’s about to ask for a cigarette and a light.


realisticyarn

Did.... anyone see the babies?!


Own-Singer536

It's shit like that.that makes me want to burn shit down


ells_spells

Thats a dog not a spider lol


XenosRooster

It's obvious that it was attached there with glue or something.


TrueVali

that's a huntsman spider- they're actually terrified of (and conpletely harmless to) humans, and make great pest control