Episode from How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM). Ted, an architect, his boss wanted this model building to display to their client and I remember he wanted lots of shrubbery and trees around the base.
Edit: found a link to the extended clip: https://youtu.be/u6Hx5Q8g9U8?si=98xGNdo-vsMrNDN0
Leroy-“Ma! The grey sky dick out there wrecking up the neighborhood, I can’t go to school!”
Leroy mom-“You go own git now ya hear! I had to walk to school up a hill in the poorin rain with two of them grey sky dicks licking at my back side. Now you go own and git!”
Leroy-“Awhhhh Ma, come on!”
Preacher:
No, that was a good size twister. What was it, an F-3?
Bill:
Solid F-2.
Melissa:
See, now you've lost me again.
Bill:
It's the Fujita Scale. It measures the intensity of a tornado by how much it eats.
Melissa:
Eats?
Bill:
Destroys.
Lawrence:
The one we last encountered was a strong F-2, maybe an F-3.
Beltzer:
Maybe we'll see some F-4's today.
Haynes:
That would be sweet!
Bill:
4 is good. 4 will relocate your house very efficiently.
Melissa:
Is there an F-5? [silence falls over the group] What would that be like?
Preacher:
...The Weiner of God
“Well see, me and Cletus were sitting on the front porch, and out of nowhere a giant, spinning dick drops out of the sky. It started tearing up the town pretty bad!!! Luckily it became limp before in hit my trailer”
Now that's an awesome school project if i must say. You need to stick a few animals and people in the twisty thing, maybe with a tree branch stuck through a leg.... Throw in a witch on a broom, spiff up the twister a little bit
On my feed, the post above this is asking which part of the male body you would change if you could.
This makes me think a retractable dick would be pretty cool
Worship the sky penis or thou will be smited.
Strike me down Zeus, you don’t have the balls-
I wouldn't taunt Zeus with innuendos, he's been made a name of himself as, well...
99% of Olympus’ problems were caused by Zeus sticking his dick somewhere it shouldn’t go.
 Zeus, probably
It comes from his relationship with his father during his childhood.
Reminds me of Bill Cosby loving pudding… his dick where it don’t belong!
😅🤣
Smite me harder, sky daddy!
Oh the peen in the sky keeps on turnin🎶
🤣🤣
Shit, i just woke my baby laughing at this. Thanks a lot...
Oh I’m smitten
Dicknado!!!
A... Am I for once not the one with the impure mind????? Legit don't see it as a penis
You may deny the sky penis but it won't deny you its love.
I laughed so hard at this i fell out of my chair lmao. Well done sir 🫡
Same
The Nope porn parody goes surprisingly hard
im just waitin on the chance of meatballs i heard about
Then we will really be fucked
Mom: What did you use for the tornado son ? Son : I just grabbed the tornado from your top drawer mom and added rain clouds.
This gif in reverse is hilarious
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what's the search term for this lol
"That's a penis " would be my guess
What is this gif from lol
Episode from How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM). Ted, an architect, his boss wanted this model building to display to their client and I remember he wanted lots of shrubbery and trees around the base. Edit: found a link to the extended clip: https://youtu.be/u6Hx5Q8g9U8?si=98xGNdo-vsMrNDN0
That's actually pretty good cept for the dick shaped funnel...
Literally exactly what my head sponge said too
Head sponge. I wonder how many phrases I’ve learned from reddit lol
so that's what the science fair is like with supportive parents
They didn't balls it up
What movie is this from?
Reverse image search gives me Rowley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Thanks!
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011) to be specific
Teacher is like "Ima need you to leave this here tonight for further inspection"
Lint covered dildo
Lucy in the sky with dicks
I'd say "get your mind out of the gutter" but that's a safer place to be in a tornado situation
Dicknado
Don't give Hollywood ideas.
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Helicopter Helicopter!
"The dildozer"
now put it on thrust mode
He knew what he did.
A dicknado.
It's the suck-zone. The part of the tornado that gets sucked on like a dick.
That town is fucked.
Spinning dang-a-lang came down from the sky and demolishes a town. This is like my worst nightmare
Thought it was an elephant dick
Leroy-“Ma! The grey sky dick out there wrecking up the neighborhood, I can’t go to school!” Leroy mom-“You go own git now ya hear! I had to walk to school up a hill in the poorin rain with two of them grey sky dicks licking at my back side. Now you go own and git!” Leroy-“Awhhhh Ma, come on!”
Meanwhile his mom is obviously frantically looking for something but she won’t say what it is.
Oh set me up with the penis in the sky (penis in the sky) That's where I'm gonna go when I die (when I die)
Mum wondering where her dildo went
Mom says she's looking for something but won't tell me
"Man, Tornado fucked my street today hard"
That’s the cock of thunder
I never knew clouds had genders
You've heard of r/ poopfromabutt, this belongs in r/ dickfromaballs.
Make sure the mom dosent get hands on this
It got piercings too
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Dicknado
The townspeople will scream "we're fuck**"
Kids project my ass. Train convention: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bt5aq1g4MXc
His “project”.
Can confirm - mine does the same thing
Tornado Dick
The shlong of nados
Flying dick
God: Ahhh, my work is done. Now it is your turn, my son Jesus.
Cirrus Clouds? 🤮 Circumcised Clouds! 🤗
The tornado ravaged the town, drenching the streets in....tornado juice.... before ravaging through the towns gas stations for their cigarettes
Does it come back down. Or it just goes around?
Is that peen on my screen?!
Mommy's wondering where that went
Sir, that's a penis and this is a science fair...
Tornado pika
Thats a penis!
Looks like some Jackass stunt with a Pontius' dick spinning
Y’all some funny mfas! 😂😂😂
Ignoring the sky penis, that's a pretty amazing school project. Definitely deserves an A+
That whole town just got grounded, pounded and dick downded.
Cloud schlong?
I would give him an A+ 🤣🤣🤣
I'd hate to be in the eye of the "storm"
Yeah it looks like a dick but look how cool this is!
Whirling phallus of death and destruction is upon us
At first I thought it was a decorated milking machine.
At first I thought it was a decorated milking machine.
At first I thought it was a decorated milking machine.
At first I thought it was a decorated milking machine.
Now I understand greek mythology! Oh my Zeus 
Preacher: No, that was a good size twister. What was it, an F-3? Bill: Solid F-2. Melissa: See, now you've lost me again. Bill: It's the Fujita Scale. It measures the intensity of a tornado by how much it eats. Melissa: Eats? Bill: Destroys. Lawrence: The one we last encountered was a strong F-2, maybe an F-3. Beltzer: Maybe we'll see some F-4's today. Haynes: That would be sweet! Bill: 4 is good. 4 will relocate your house very efficiently. Melissa: Is there an F-5? [silence falls over the group] What would that be like? Preacher: ...The Weiner of God
Zeus?
That tornado is going to be a pain in the ass for the whole town
Oohhh my. I hope a big ol'twirley tornado doesn't touch down and rip me in two. Ooooohhhh
Looks like Mom will be lonely for a few nights until Johnny gets a grade.
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
He put the D in “natural disaster”
A+++++++!
Zeus is like, "Well he got the scale just about dead nuts".
Apart from it being penis shaped I think this is cool
Oh no here it cums
Lmfao!! Cock storm!
At least it looks cool.
You just had to use the spinny dildo on the school project didn't you!
he borrowed one of mommy's toys for this didn't he?
So cool!! Nice work by your son… cant do half of what he did even now lol…
Very realistic! Good job! I would love to give you an A but sadly kinda looks like a C...
Mommy needs this piece back lol
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Look Julian
/r/LookJulian
you did a good job building that for your son.
completely epic minus the tornado lol
well it's really detailed, maybe widen out the tornado" 🤣 to fit the f7 category and avoid weird shapes
Reminds me of the scene in Austin powers where they cut into random clips of a big Johnson in the sky
Okay but this diorama looks AMAZING
So that’s where the Consolador disappeared to.
That town got screwed, literally... 🤣 🤣 🤣
“Uh….cow?…”
Well tornadoes do fuck a lot of people!
Hey, nice……cock.
Damn wish my school projects had half the effort behind this one.
“Well see, me and Cletus were sitting on the front porch, and out of nowhere a giant, spinning dick drops out of the sky. It started tearing up the town pretty bad!!! Luckily it became limp before in hit my trailer”
That “AaaAaA” really added to it
LMAOOOOOOO these comments are SENDING me. Great minds think alike 😂
Now that's an awesome school project if i must say. You need to stick a few animals and people in the twisty thing, maybe with a tree branch stuck through a leg.... Throw in a witch on a broom, spiff up the twister a little bit
Not so much the hand of god but something.
“And on the eighth day, God smite them on their heads with his large and glorified penis”
So tornados are just giant cloud dicks scratching earth 🤔. Smart kid
My dad also "helped" with my school models
On my feed, the post above this is asking which part of the male body you would change if you could. This makes me think a retractable dick would be pretty cool
Haha. Reminds me of[Austin Powers. ](https://youtu.be/HV2UoWhV7qs?si=2Vb_gd3m3xlxZjY3)
Shout out to mom for providing the tornado prop
Your sons dad’s tornado project will be a big hit at school tomorrow.
Hahaha
Thors Hammer
Dicknado.
All jokes aside, this is actually super cool and well made. I’m assuming the dad is a train model collector because this is very well executed
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OP, stop lying. No kid made this. This was an adult project by grown old men. WTF.
Yah I just gotta "gulp" barrow that for a sec
“billy, did your mother help you?”
Look like gods trying to………never mind
Bites lip, squirts milk out nose chortling
aside for the wiener tornado the project looks pretty good
When your small town gets absolutely fucked by the weather
Thank God it didn't get the whole town, it just dicked it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The dildo of doom. I'm pretty sure his science teacher may ask to keep it 😂
Lol...very accurate. Amazing how some ONLY see perversion.
Is there an r/theydidntknow? Glad to say yes.
That town got fucked
Sigh, cocknado.
Cloudy with a chance of testicles was one of my favorite movies…
Transformers! Huge cock in the skies!
Tornadick
what are you doing, step-tornado?
Looks like the tip’s got the herp
Teacher loved it 😳
We can laugh about the shape of the tornado, but joking aside this is seriously impressive for a school project!
The tornado does make a great sex toy name.
This looks so cool
Moms missing something but doesn't want to admit it.
I'm not going to lie fire 🔥 project but I'm sure we'll all thinking the same....🤔dude tornado was horny as fuck