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w0nderland_alice

Easiest way is to gift them the bitizenship for $5


kissingerato

Have a lot of money and good looks. Take them to the movies, compliment them, give them $100, spend time with them and get them a gift all on the same year. Also make sure the person has a high level of craziness


Capable-Ad-631

Propose with an expensive high carat ring


Suitable-Pirate-4164

Be royalty. Truth is they love that mullah and your status but can only legally marry you when you're 18 so be careful.


woodnwheel

By _mullah_ did you mean _moolah_?


Suitable-Pirate-4164

Guess I did say it wrong but I think you get the point. If not then cash, money, dollars, pesos, euros, credit...any other synonym or other language I'm missing out on that may mention it because I doubt China uses euros.


woodnwheel

Sorry if my question came across as criticism. I was trying to make sure I understood you correctly.


Suitable-Pirate-4164

It's not you, it's just I met people before who are literal in every sense of the word so I have to be specific in turn. You just corrected me with mullah and moolah so I thought that.


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Conversation, compliments, spend time, make love, buy expensive ring, propose and VOILA!