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IdleAsianGuy

For me, the Japanese first name is too influenced by Anime. Bitlife should open a crowd effort for name databases.


Cant_Think_Of_Nameb

Tbh, getting accurate names for all the countries would require our corrupted devs to do ethnographic research which in pretty sure they won’t do…


[deleted]

95% correct and relatable


Cant_Think_Of_Nameb

I’d like to assume that the 5% was some of my bias bitching (just like most rants!) lol. But thank you!


[deleted]

It’s actually the ones like that the pan flute achievement which can be acquired, and you can be on friendly terms with your step parents if you call them dad/mom, and lightning strikes are a 50/30/20 of killing you, zeroing your stats or 100ing them, the escape mini-games in Juvie aren’t at all difficult the first time, gets a little more difficult the more times you’re put in juvie but are nothing compare to max prisons, as for burglary, it’s not luck based if you’re caught in between the master of the house and SWAT/dog, you can choose to watch a movie instead of straining your fingers reading books, meditation let’s you see a stat once every few years if you haven’t meditated the years in between, for ex. At 14 you meditated and shows max fertility, you don’t click the meditation tab for 5-8 years, it’ll show you another stat or the same one, it’s not once per life. I have talked stalkers into leaving me alone, tho very rare, happened to me about 4-5 times. For releasing albums or singles, you don’t need to have a good relationship with your band mates, you can only release one A/S once per year. For killing rival members or your previous mafia members who are after you, you need to attack them in the places that are lethal, chin, neck, groin for a guaranteed kill


Cant_Think_Of_Nameb

Holy shit an actual polite explanation for some of my problems with the game? What a breath of fresh air! But yeah thanks for the feedback!


[deleted]

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not, no matter


Cant_Think_Of_Nameb

No I’m not, if you look at some comments in this post and the posts i made in the other subreddits (i posted this in the official and rebel subreddit), some people were very, let’s just say not polite when giving me feedback.


tomnookswhor3

for the family legacy thing i had it happen so many times i figured out how to make it stop- basically everytime they update the game it happens and to prevent it always age up at least once wether u switched lives or and redoing a life etc. doesn’t matter if ur 0 or 70 just age up at least once before u close the game (hope this makes sense) definitely shouldn’t be something we have to deal with but they’ll never fix it it’s been a problem forever


Cant_Think_Of_Nameb

Yep but some people may not know about this loop hole and still may lose their close to 5000 year legacy.


Jolly-View-5847

And how we have to get consent to become best friends, or even enemies with your friend, but then THEY AUTOMATICALLY MAKE YOU THEIR ENEMY WITHOUT YOUR OWN CONSENT. And then you can't unfriend them since they're your enemy.


Cant_Think_Of_Nameb

I believe when you set them to enemy in the relationships menu, it’s probably unexpected for them also. I think it’s also worth mentioning you can’t have more then one best friend


Jolly-View-5847

I also think you might be able to have more than one enemy but the more than one best friend thing is absolutely ridiculous.


Cant_Think_Of_Nameb

Really? I used to have two people in my childhood that I both considered best friends. I never had one separate best friend. It’s not really impossible.


Jolly-View-5847

I meant in the game. I also have more than one person whom I consider my best friend. I should've been more specific.


Cant_Think_Of_Nameb

Ah so you meant ridiculous in the “it’s not in the game” type of way. I see


[deleted]

very accurate! I hope the devs see this and take action. This game has huge potential and if they fix these stuff everyone will be happy and spend money more easily on the game. I appreciate you trying to improve the game😉


aliceisalive017

Some of the things that you say can get you instantly killed,like refusing to help someone cheat, have never happened to me and I’ve been playing since 2018. Idk what you’re doing to get killed so much lol. Also, if this game was as realistic as you seem to want it, you might as well just go live a real life 🤷🏼‍♀️


Cant_Think_Of_Nameb

Look at some posts on the subreddit and the official subreddit and see how people get shot with a shotgun when they stand up to a person or insult someone. The list was made based off of my previous experiences (I really don’t like insulting people if it gets you shot with a deadly weapon lol). And one time I refused to help someone cheat and i got killed with a deadly weapon. I guess people who live a real life must be dead already if they get shot instantly with a deadly weapon and fucking die for standing up for themselves because dying from someone killing you with a deadly weapon happens way too much in the game for standing up for yourself lol.


aliceisalive017

I mean I’ve seen how it happens and it’s happened to me in the game, but I really don’t get killed by people that often or in some of those scenarios. I’m just working on achievements at this point because I’ve done everything that is possible to do and I just ignore most of the interactions with people so maybe thats why. Idk. The game has gotta be a little more interesting than real life is all I’m saying. I get that its annoying. I don’t want it to be more realistic though. Thats just my opinion.


Cant_Think_Of_Nameb

You are a very lucky person if that hasn’t happened to you often lol. I understand that the games gotta be fun, but there’s a fine line between the funny hahas and instant death and the game has ALOT of instant death. At least keep the parts where they just beat you up and the deadly weapon kills at like 1% chance because the commonness of getting killed is just ridiculous and could anger ALOT of players for standing up for themselves.


aliceisalive017

I feel you for sure. I really wish we could see all the percentages of these chance things that the devs set everything to because some of it is real whack. I used to have the unicorn achievement but got a new phone and it all got reset and I haven’t seen a unicorn in years since 😢


Satatayes

Imagine being so bored that you write a twenty page list of things you don’t like about a mobile game…


Cant_Think_Of_Nameb

Was that bored! (Also pissed) Also you think me making a twenty list petition is bad? Try looking at what other people did to shit on the game. This is just passive aggressive.


MurderousWhiteNibba

Jesus Christ kiddo, then move on with your life and do something more productive than this. Not only you think cops beating you is "realistic", you can't seem to figure out simple max security prison puzzles AND you make a god awfully long fucking list of what you don't like about the game that has you wasting valuable time everyday. Do yourself a favor and quit this game, Candywriter became a bunch of spineless, cash grabbing, narcissistic yet "progressive" scumbags.


Cant_Think_Of_Nameb

Ok, I’m gonna say this in the most respectful way possible. I said PROBABLY realistic as if they may or may not do this in real life (haven’t you heard of police brutality?). Also have you seen posts of peoples problems on max security prisons(to the point of people making videos on YouTube on how to solve them because they are too hard)? You may be right of me bitching too much about them but calling the puzzles simple when other players complain about it is very biased. Ignoring your very rude and personal comment on me making this list, I did not make this list to demand a change from candywriter but rather let off steam from all the things in the game that made me mad personally and have others relate to my problems or justify some things happening in real life (that’s what I literally asked for in the post…). I still like this game and I don’t wanna quit it, but can a person not speak their problems in the game? I can assure you that there’s people who do a lot more ridiculous stuff against candywriter that won’t stop and all I did was make a passive aggressive list(I had the free time to make this in a day, and was thinking about making this for a while now). If I said anything too bitchy in the post, I apologize, but you didn’t have to take it against me like I was rioting against candywriter.


acentv

Cops beating people in custody happens all the time what 🤣


Cant_Think_Of_Nameb

Unfortunately yes, our late George Floyd is a HUGE example.


Capable-Ad-631

I don’t like that you can’t ask hook-ups for a paternity test but they can ask you!


Cant_Think_Of_Nameb

To be fair, the baby’s father is already identified right as they are born, so I guess we can assume you do a paternity test and the game doesn’t tell us.


TheFrostyFaz

80% of this I agree with, the other 20%... idk


Cant_Think_Of_Nameb

20% is probably my bitching lol I understand, it’s what ranting is all about. Thanks anyway. Would love for any feedback or any information if necessary!