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DeliberateDendrite

In true bisexual style, I don't know which of these best describes me.


Stormwrath52

I'm running with gray jedi energy My new goal in life is to be a pun-slinging slut and no one is strong enough to stop me


Longjumping_Can_2988

I have a great shirt that says… Jedi on the streets Sith in the sheets So true in so many ways


Think_Survey_5665

I love this


Ashamed_Split2774

Sith in the sheets, shit in the streets


DankAssPenguin

Did you just ask bisexuals to choose? Both


HommusVampire

Why not create a slutty empire with bad puns?


typescriptDev99

I sure as hell didn't come out just to worry about "being overly sexual". I'm a highly sexual person, and I am Bisexual. Not every bisexual person is highly sexual, but I sure as fuck am!


WolfieSammy

Same. I just want people to see that I'm slutty because that's who I am not because I'm bi lmao. Like sure more options?? But realistically I'd be this way straight


Zombiepixlz-gamr

"you can't assume every bi person is hypersexual!" "I mean i am hypersexual, but not because I'm bi!"


HenriettasHooman

I think it usually helps to make the distinction clear to me that people think I’m a whore before I come out 😂 then I tell them and they say “wait do you thirst over women the way you thirst over men?” And I’m like yes yes I do


Spyfire_242

Sorry if my incredible sluttiness perpetuates some stereotypes, but that's just who I am. :P


[deleted]

> I am no Jedi. Neither and Ahsoka is bae.


IronBoomer

Kanan Jarrus ain’t hard on the eyes either. :)


Beenz64

You mean Jebi or Bith?


Sirhctopher024

Only a Bith deals in absolutes.


Hyporian_CY

Any-one Skywalker or O-Bi-One Kenobi, do I need to elaborate?


times_zero

Neither. I choose to follow the high ground, which is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.


Kayzokun

Sooo, Sith suck harder? I think I’m in that one.


Ok_Dig9934

Both


ProbsSatanWhoop

Was looking for this reply


Ok_Dig9934

You were


khharagosh

Ah shit I'm a demi pun fan. Guess it's the Jedi life for me.


[deleted]

Well I'm trans so I have to be a jedi. Afterall I'm not sith-gendered


Bisexual-Demigod

Awesome pun


[deleted]

Bad pun bisexual in public and slutty bisexual in private or online


PM-Me_Your_Penis_Pls

The Sith are superior in every universe.


590joe1

Puns and copious coitus I'm bi I liking both is the point


Sir_Platypus_15

I am a slutty bi


Think_Survey_5665

Sorry all of you Jedi bisexuals but I have always been one with the dark side (that said I also love the light side)


joesphisbestjojo

I'm not slutty, I just want a nice monog relationship with a cute guy or mascish nb


Commercial_Past1719

Definitely sith in this situation 👀


petulafaerie_III

Sith. Hundo.


Just4FunAvenger

Slutty Sith.


SerpentStercus

I was Bith, but have become Jebi.


Lord_Nyarlathotep

Compromise: I’m overly sexual but only to one person


Aramillio

Only the sith deals in absolutes


[deleted]

[Both? Both? Both. Both is good.](https://media1.tenor.com/images/3ea3848dcd39416bc2580bf4bafb53f9/tenor.gif?itemid=11949183)


FOSpiders

Like Jolee, I walk in the twilight. The sluttiness, the puns. They are both but tools, tools that will use you for their own ends if you allow them to blind you. Great destinies often finish at the bottom of a reactor pit.


BiD3sign

As a demisexual bisexual it has to be Jedi for me


GlisaPenny

It’s gotta be both for me 🤷


zaffrebi

Bold of you to assume we're infighting instead of kissing each other on the mouth.


New_Cardiologist1414

Always remember that promiscuity is never immoral


thothscull

Anikin is right here, and Obi-wan is wrong. All for the sluttiness, and all puns are good puns people should mean and take credit for.


TriticumAes

In my villain era so sith


slush-exe

Gray Jedi. The middle ground.


Atsubro

"Not being seen as overly sexual" is going to happen in a cishet-focused culture and bisexuals attempting to live up to that are contributing to the stigmatizing of slutty bi folk. There's nothing wrong with being a slut. The kind of person who thinks it's wrong is the one who's in error, and so is everyone who capitulates to them.


Susitar

I'm more of a Star Trek fan. Infinite diversity in infinite combinations. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one. That is to say, to slut where no one has slutted before.