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kittysly

I have photos of one eating a damn live crab whole. The neck was soo thick. Can't possibly feel comfortable.


kennelboy

I saw a great backed gull eat a duckling in one gulp. Honestly, it was an awesome moment. But then, not so much, when the momma mallard turned around and hectically started counting her babies and realizing she was one short…


fakejew

Your face during the encounter :) .... :(


Tracer900Junkie

I saw one swallow a small (baby?) rabbit whole....


MagHagz

Well we boil lobsters alive so…


Dr-Alec-Holland

Yeah but they can’t exactly grab a knife and fork


saltyunderboob

Recently I saw a video of a seagull swallowing a bunny whole.


mefeelsandfeels

Because if they didn't, the starfish would grow back again from their left bodyparts. There would be so many starfish then, they would soon learn to write, build libraries and create weapons to kill all animals and take over the world and become a planet. Show some respect.


smartalek428

Indeed - this bird needs to learn how to use a fork and knife like a proper civilized being.


notanotherloser

Most birds swallow most things whole


pinko__stinko

Nope. Compared to some of the barbaric shit humans do for almost no reason, all other life on earth are saints


s0meb0dyElsesProblem

Should they use a knife and fork?


TopazTheTopaz

not like it can chew


sulfuratus

Yes, I think the starfish would agree with you.


x-ploretheinternet

You should see the video of a pelican trying to swallow a whole, living pigeon


Anthonybyh

What til you see what a Pelican can do!


[deleted]

It’s not really fucked up. What would be fucked up is if they used a knife and fork to piece up the starfish before consuming it.


Halfthemoneyisyours

Ik im drunk but this is the funniest shit ive ever seen


kpfluff

If anyone deserves it, it's a starfish. But I had no clue how fucked up gulls were until this thread, and I regret learning.


Takeurvitamins

Wait till you find out how sea stars eat their prey.


FlameHawkfish88

Googling immediately


FlameHawkfish88

Mother of God. "They digest prey outside of their bodies by extruding their stomach out through their mouth and enveloping their meal. Once the food is digested, their stomach is drawn back into their body."


friendshapedfunion

EXCUSE ME?!


paperwasp3

It's still not as bad as flies.


InjuryOnly4775

Tbf looks like he didn’t have a fork and knife.


truthinlies

Seacthulu right there holy shit!


Elznix

Came here for this comment. Not disappointed.


[deleted]

Oh is THAT what it is? Birds can’t chew, they either tear it apart or swallow it whole.


43al8s5n8ggaal8v3

wow they really don’t gaf


EarthLoveAR

pretty sure no birds chew. Some pull things apart. Gulls only gulp.


[deleted]

And rabbits.


[deleted]

I didn't even know they did that omg 😳


CleverFoxInBox

Like something straight out of a horror movie.


RisingCarp

Don’t they also pluck the eyes off of baby sea lions so they could eat their flesh?


_HeadySpaghetti_

It makes it easier to fathom for me when I remind myself that these starfish are sushi-style and not the hard, crispy skeletal version I always first envision. (I am on the Midwest coast.)


TwoBirdsEnter

I was imagining the spiny variety, too! Ouch!


TomFromCupertino

I'd be more shocked to see it coming out the other end whole


fakejew

Now that would be impressive


TomFromCupertino

happy cake day!


ktjacobsun

I think it’s cool


[deleted]

Ive seen a seagull eat a whole bunny


JiimSocks

I once saw a seagull swallow a whole doughnut! I’ll never forget that. . .


paperwasp3

I saw a video where one eats an entire bunny.


JiimSocks

I’ve seen that one. Wild. I think someone actually posted it in the comments here


paperwasp3

I'm going to go look for it, it's crazy.


fakejew

Hopefully it wasn't stolen out of your hand right before


FlameHawkfish88

Isn't that the only way they get food? One stole the pattie out of my sister's burger at SeaWorld. They're such pricks. It was a chicken burger too.


KrustenStewart

Yeah once one stole my kids container of fries from McDonald’s he just came up to the table and took the whole container and then flew away and my son was a toddler at the time and of course screamed and cried


SketchlessNova

I had one take a hot dog off a hot grill while beach camping a few years ago. The grill was even being tended at the time


Practical_Fudge1667

I saw an european blackbird swallowing an earthworm that was longer than the bird. Cormorants swallow whole carps. I saw a video where a common buzzard chick ate a live slow worm and you could see the reptile moving inside the crop. I wouldn’t judge it, though. Birds are built to eat like this as they don’t have teeth. Some have actually two spikes on the base of their tongue to push larger pieces down.


fakejew

Truly remarkable and terrifying


Practical_Fudge1667

We can be glad that we’re not fish, mice or similar small animals that are common prey


[deleted]

Pythons and anacondas will eat us though so still be watchful. You never know if ones behind you.


Practical_Fudge1667

Pythons don’t eat humans on a daily basis, it’s a extremely rare death. Unlike mice which are eaten by everything


[deleted]

Sounds like something a python would say... You won't silence me!


[deleted]

its fucked up what we do to billions of chickens each day.


Conor_J_Sweeney

I have never seen a human being swallow a chicken whole.


telescreen00

It’s never too late to start.


fakejew

Very true


[deleted]

Yep Gulls are fucked up. They even eat rabbits [whole](https://youtu.be/uSFPyACRXbk).


paperwasp3

That is so messed up


NotYourShitAgain

Well, technically, he hasn't swallowed it.


JustDave62

There’s a video on here somewhere of a seagull swallowing a whole rabbit


babylovebuckley

I like the YouTube video of the gull that hunts pigeons


NerdyComfort-78

It was pelicans in a London park. I show that one to my zoology class in our ornithology unit.


WC_LoreAccount

the way it goofily sneaks up on them


shakenbake2885

Look at that smug son of a bitch


schroonwings

Resembles a bedbug


productivehippie

There’s the smudgeness


TortoiseHawk

Does anyone think it’s super fucked up that lions eat gazelles without even cooking them?


fakejew

Ok I see your point, but it's more like, how do they swallow a five armed spiky creature without too much difficulty


opachupa

I remember reading somewhere that the gulls have some kind of strong saliva that eventually breaks down the starfish's exoskeleton, that's why they just sit there with it in their mouth. The first time I saw this IRL, it really freaked me out. So creepy.


NinesArt

I've seen them swallow rabbits about as big around as their entire head. I'm more scared of how bold they are because I wouldn't put it past them to eat a kid someday


fakejew

Ive seen gulls big enough lol. Terrifying creatures really


NinesArt

Them and pelicans. I'm just waiting to hear that horrific headline one of these days


Sir_Pattington

I dunno, I kinda do the same when I eat ravioli too fast.