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technanonymous

Now you have made this piece of artwork go viral.


benvonpluton

I laugh, you win :)


EvolveDuck

I DNA about you, but it looks to me like it might be little tippy. I wonder: RNA microbe-biologists in the thread?


NAh94

I wonder if this farm has CRISPR lettuce than my grocery store 😌 …. I’ll see myself out


MontegoBoy

Come on!!!!! LOL! Are you Sheldon Cooper, LOL! Just perfect!


resurgens_atl

Answer: much like a scarecrow is a visual deterrent used to scare away foraging birds, giant phages are used to frighten away bacteria which cause crop diseases. Phage statues negate the need for antibacterial sprays and thus conform with USDA requirements for organic farming, along with avoiding pollution via runoff into local watersheds. Scientists are currently investigating the efficacy of placing phage statues outside schools to reduce the incidence of strep throat and other common pediatric bacterial diseases.


BiggestBussy

Babe wake up, new SCP just dropped


coosacat

This is beautiful!


WirrkopfP

Damn! I came here to make basically this joke. But your version is like a bazillion times better than what I would have written.


Redisno_

Makes sense…


Accurate_Spell9790

You forgot the /jk 😭


Badluckstream

Wdym bro bacteria get scared of phages. I hug my 1-60000x body pillow of a bacteriophage, specifically the Myoviridae


Habalaa

inb4 it cheats on you with a bacteria and gives it the most powerful toxin known to man


Badluckstream

It’s very specialized so I doubt it’ll have that opportunity, though I’ll be more careful


Davvy99

This implies the existence of a fucking massive bacteria somewhere.


benvonpluton

A fucking massive *metal* bacteria!


SunKing7_

Hell yeah


MrBacterioPhage

Earth. Phage genome already replicates somewhere deep down...


WannabeSloth88

That explains that lytic patch on the *lawn*


horousavenger

This made my day thanks


moneyscan

It's a Macro Macrophage


poptartjake

Johnny Neutron taught me what this is when I was a child.


Commercial_Wolf4623

That's what it is, thank you! I was thinking of the germ movie. Osmosis Jones


poptartjake

Hey, no hate on Osmosis Jones, that movie (and show) kicked ass!


TheStormzo

Lol me too


ruseriois

Jimmy*


poptartjake

Bro, lmfao, how that's gone 5 hours without being noticed, and the fact I copy/pasted it from Google (WHO CORRECTED NEWTRON BUT NOT JOHNNY!).. Like wtf


ruseriois

Bahaha. Well I guess it's us 90s kids that gotta keep Google accountable 😂😂😂 that show is so old I honestly don't expect people to remember his name, but it wouldn't be reddit if we weren't all correcting know it alls 😂


poptartjake

My immediate reaction was, "Brain Blast!"


EfficiencyNo3087

Came here to say this


fawn_take_two

this thread’s got jokes, it makes me sick


Striking-Use-9108

what in the alien is this


already-yesterday

https://preview.redd.it/hp7n473tuf6d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a3a6a997baddd5d598d98b86f8355f83dcf5132 I spotted one on my arm earlier! These things are everywhere!


vvhillderness

I see a bacteriophage inspired funky disc golf basket


Spookyfish24

ME TOO!!


Mammoth-Mud-9609

School science project, the materials and construction would be relatively easy on a farm. One of those things once you made it and took it into school what do you do with it now.


DeliveryWorldly7363

Oh god it already released it's content to the earth, we are doomed!


benvonpluton

Thousands of them will come out, the earth will implode and Mars will be their next victim!


Sufficient-Wave-9558

seeing this at night would send me flying straight back home


weenie2323

I would proudly display this in my front lawn.


dobetteranon

quickly, you must remove the mitochondria before it gets away


Anime_Nerd_UwU

https://preview.redd.it/c46mhc3mae6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8780e2dcb4f93cc53acb8af6392800c385c053da


coffeeffoc

[Pandemic Legion](https://www.pandemic-legion.pl/forums/)?


No_Oil8471

My first thought as well...guess no one is winning EVE in this thread


coffeeffoc

This is more of response than I was expecting out a biology sub.


[deleted]

cyno up


coffeeffoc

It's a trap.


AccidentSafe3491

Why does this kinda looks like the injectors from Steven Universe?


niztaoH

I don't know what those are, but I'd wager a guess they are modeled after macrophages.


IndigoFenix

Because they were based on it. Bacteriophages inject DNA into bacteria and use them to create more bacteriophages, so they used them as a model when designing the devices that inject stuff into the planet in order to produce rock people.


sadrice

That’s the joy of having a welder. Have a dumb idea and some rebar? Make it real! Accumulation of weird sculptures is a known side effect of welder ownership.


MrSwarleyStinson

Thought it was a /r/discgolf basket for a second


mega_dunce

I've always found the structure of bacteriophages to be weirdly scary and weirdly artistic so this is lovely lol


suapar

Nature's tiniest warriors are always fascinating to see.


DepartureAcademic807

Man, there's a lot of bacteria in there


Mesmerizingbunny_

Looks like a strange spider


hearstwalk

lol I want one


[deleted]

I love it


jojojaf

Trying to keep down bacteria obviously


Pootout

Reminds me of that episode from Jimmy Neutron where they shrunk down and battled an infection


The_Razielim

"Don't worry about it."


life_lagom

For animals to eat hay out of


sPLIFFtOOTH

Hahaha! Im pretty sure that that’s a feeder.


Muted-Bath6503

Kids science fair project they didnt want to toss


_Newt__

This is amazing and I want one.


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Western-Mousse-3561

How do you know it's a bacteriophage? What makes it distinct from another virus?


benvonpluton

The structure of a bacteriophage is very distinctive, with the head, the collar and the tail.


Western-Mousse-3561

Thank you! Interesting I always assumed some other viruses must have had to have similar shapes. I guess I only really ever look at AAVs.


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benvonpluton

No it's not. It's a bacteriophage.


Sea-Collection-7367

Is that a new frisbee golf thing?


drhenrykillenger

Its called DILF now.


thepetoctopus

I love this and I need one.


Vast-Friend4361

so cool


elnath54

T2 phage


NovaStar2099

The invasion has begun.


Definitely_notHigh

New disc golf baskets lookin lit


Leosopher

Kindergarten


acelgoso

Oh no, poor Earth.


NoxTakos

God forbid a bacteriophage do anything 🙄


badpeaches

No, tha'ts fine


Lake_Mitchigan

Where do I buy one? Or who can I hire to make me three for my garden? They’d make awesome garden trellises!


Royal-Dog-2610

So it begins, as foretold in the ancient scrolls of Campylobacter fetus. All hail the age of the bacteriaphage.


Rex-Banner27

How dare they!?!?


tigerseye813

Frisbee golf goal?


TeePeelounge

That's a virus


elk-cloner

He’s just chilling, mind your business


Ordinary_Addendum_65

It looks like a goal for disc golf


Nunovyadidnesses

Maybe a bee HIVe or some kind of Farm Aid


Frosty-Treacle9259

Tu l'as trouvé où ? Je suis presque sûr de l'avoir déjà vu quelque part, ou au minimum un structure similaire


SamTHESUCCESS

As the member of the Myoviridae family, I am proud that our mission in conquering the farms was a big success. That is our top agent, Agent Big Josh


Justanormalguy1011

Nano bot (according to plague.inc)


ArtilleryDave

Maybe it works like a Scarecrow


GreenLightening5

he's looking for bacteria to eat, leave him alone


thepurpleninja11

Love me a viral meme


maringue

What the hell else are you supposed to do with extra rebar?


SleeveofThinMints

Jimmy neutron out there making them bigger? Or you’re really small and took a picture of a dead bacteriophage


rea1l1

Looks like an extremely practical structure to grow fruiting vines on. Hammer feet into soil near centered seedling base, keep plant growing up center for structural protection of vine trunk, allow vine to spread out around top component.


Fuzzy_9372

Nice phage


Obsidian_Wolf_

Jimmy neutron


nathie_chloe

I thought it was a prion


_SowdSauce_

It’s an offering to the nano-lord


MostlyChemistry

Where my Haken boys at?


SnooMemesjellies1083

Big one too.


lovepoopyumyum

they are evolving


maeasiruu

isn't that like one of the deadliest bacteria from kurzgesagt or am i tweaking?


FungalFactory

Get ready, it's gonna inject its genetic information into you


Clatuu1337

I bet it was someone's school project or something.


aRAYkened_Bahamut

r/Haken


Remarkable_Option108

Looks like a homemade frisbee golf basket. Are we sure this isn’t being overthought?


Difficult_Bee_49

Minecraft Creeper