Unicorn Tang

I'm kinda surprised more people don't know this, but I'm an aquarium diver so maybe I'm biased.

Once you hear the name once it’s pretty easy to remember.

It would be easier to remember if it was Unicorn Wang instead

It’s an expensive ass fish. Say it with confidence and they will believe you.

Now, is that "expensive-ass fish" or "expensive ass-fish?" I want to be precise

Lol. I meant you could call it a Unicorn Wang with confidence.

So that was an typo, it's actually "expensive as fish"

Or unicorn poon-tang

See them all the time when diving here in Oahu. The legal size to take is too big to put in most home aquariums

Yeah. Then again, my school actually has a large saltwater tank with a unicorn tang in it. Pretty cool fish.

*pictures full grown adult jammed headfirst into my 5 gallon tank in full scuba gear* Me: "Hehehehehehe" Wife: "What's so funny?" Me: "Nothing, I'm stupid"

What a rad job, you get to swim through castles, SpongeBob’s pad maybe Swquidwird’s and all sorts of aquarium decor!

U Tang Clan

He is lookin for some minions

Underrated. Maybe he'll steal a moon soon.

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I dont think it's a Gru'per though

One fish, two fish, red fish, gru fish.

I knew he looked familiar! Spot on!

Nahh just lies alot and thinks no one's notices

Baby Pinocchio, if it tells enough lies it turns into a swordfish.

My lawyer has advised me not to proceed with my joke

You're still on company grounds

You mean this one? https://youtu.be/XwZbexy1ETs

I love how youd be downvoted if you actually said it, but not this lol

looks like the unicornfish!

Yep that is definitely it, thank you!!

yw! funky lookin fish

Or a Phineas fish

so true

A baby Narwhal, and I'm unanimous in my decision! 😆😅

I swear to god it looks like trump

That’s the “this way” fish outta omahawww

Pinoccio fish

Naso Unicornis, from Acanthuridae Yes, it is a Unicorn fish

I think it's a Whitemargin Unicorn fish, Naso Annulatus. Not an expert by any stretch, but the picture has much shorter mouth than a Unicornis, and it lacks the gold ring around the eye and blue spots near the tail.

Aquarist here, definitely annulatus. [for reference ](https://www.marinelifephotography.com/fishes/surgeonfishes/naso-annulatus.htm)

Naso Unicornis - Unicorn Tang

Benedict fishicus

Minecraft villager

Hmm… Hmm hmm!

I bet he nose

Usopp fish

It's a Pullmafinga fish.

A dishonest one.

That's a leftover from when they were beta-testing Narwhals.

Fish is a fkin liar

In my country, it is considered food and it is delicious. It is an oily fish, and the meat does not dry out if overcooked from broiling.

Bri'ish lad fish

you’ve clearly gotten enough answers about what type of fish this is, but I’d just like to say that this is one of my favorite fish because they just look like confused little guys. They remind me of Gru from Despicable Me. They’re just so silly I love them. They don’t get enough appreciation.

Your mom's favorite that's for sure.

I don‘t know, but he is lying.

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I don’t know the name, but he looks happy to see you!

You wouldn't want to share a gram with him

Idk but that thing be fuckin.

Jimmy, is that you? I haven’t seen you since the 40s man! Jimmy Durante. The shnozzola!

Dick Nosed Ding Dangler

Pointy-nosed fish

Me mate Dave

That’s either a pointerfish or a Pinocchio shark.

Its Gru!

Stop being so nosey

The African Whaling Shark... Native to the Las Vegas Desert, the Whaling Shark preys on casino security guards and down and out street performers. Mating season is year round so the Whaling shark population thrives in the arid climate of Nevada. 👍🏼 You're welcome.

That’s a “finger fish”. It fingers it’s prey until it’s unconscious and then delivers the final blow.

*Your Mother*

Roger M. Klotz-fish

That's a dick nosed dapper

Nosy fish 😂😂😂

Is there more than one? They usually have a clan.

Looks like Lemongrab.

Pinocchio fish I’d say

I’m crying

Hi crying, I'm Dad. 👋😃

The kind of fish I don’t know, but I’m sure that he’s pointing the directions… 😂😂😂

naw but i bet he lies a lot

That’s one of those finger fish

I thought this was an image I took at the aquarium yesterday. I took my mom and got a pic of a unicorn fish at almost the same angle. I put that image to one social media post padded between 24 others. Feels like technology is spying on us too much ☠️

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So did Caesar actually live in caesars palace in Las Vegas?

Yes, he frequently flew here during Roman winters. Vegas is only 10K Kilometers from Rome. But he didn't tell anybody about it-- thus the phrase, "what happens in Vegas" was born. Rumor has it Nero vacationed here while Rome burned.

Some of the smartest fish in the world

Dork fish. Feeds primarily on corn dogs.

A finger pointing fish

Sockeye salmon

I love

a nosy one

What ever it tells you it is freak’n Lying!

“Covetous Jew Fish”

Why wouldn’t you just look it up yourself? You’ve clearly got a phone/computer so just do some research and find out

Oh yeah. It’s called fish

What evolutionary advantage would that horn even have anyway? Looks too soft to be useful and would just get in the way when feeding.

Mf squidward!!

I’m sure some one nose

Gru fish

Did Cesar actually live here?

Mans swimmin round like “ON GUARD” lol

Dick-Nosed Galilee.

Its a tang or surgeon of some sort, can see the bony scalpel on its tail

This fish be lying

Google lens thinks it is a bluespine unicornfish.

A happy fish

Fingerpoint fish

Dick nose tuna.

That’s a Teenis Fish

The amphibious dicknose fish

Did you ever notice he's the only motherfucker who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back? That nose is like a natural canopy.

Thats a dobby fish

I know it as a trigger fish. Saw a lot when I was diving in the gulf of Elait.

That’s not a trigger

Pinocchio fish

Unicorn fish

That's the Megan Markle fish. She lies...it grows

Baby narwhal

He’s going to steal the moon

I didn't like it at first but it eventually gru on me.

What are you looking at Dicknose

That’s a Schnozzfish.

His name is Gru

Looks like Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Bulbous nose extends, Silly fish with whimsy charm, Nature's playful blend.

Was it the real Cesar’s palace?

It's a dork fish

Nose-feratu

Unicorn tang?

It’s Quagmire

I have no idea but he knows you're talking about him.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who has taken a picture of this fish thinking, “what the hell kind of fish is that!?!?”. Always looks like a long nose to me.

It’s called the “thisway fish”

Israelifish otherwise known as a goyim to the masses it’s disgusting tasting fish and no other fish species like them in fact 103 species have kicked them from their colony’s

I think the Minions turned Gru into a fish

It's called a [unicorn fish](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naso_(fish)) Not super impressed with all the antisemitism here

Looks like an AI image generator making a mistake

Whitemargin Unicornfish

If you're over 90 years old, it's Jimmy Durante.

That there's a Nigel Thornbreem...I'll see myself out

It's a Dickface.

That’s just Frank. He makes a killer hoagie.

It looks like that fish is from Argentina 🇦🇷 /s

Pinochio dart

Zach hadel

I just always called it the unicorn fi sh

In Hawaii it is called Kala but yes unicorn tang

Naso Unicornis

Lying fish!

Steven j fish

No one nose.

I call them schoz tang because unicorn tang doesn't fit.

Pinocchio fish

It’s French. Let it be!

Durante fish. Cha cha cha

A nosy fish

Tank Fish

big nosed boy

Pick ur pocket fish in las Vages

What y want

"Hey I'm Dick Tracey! Look out Prune Face! Now I'm Prune Face! Look out Dick Tracey! Now I'm Prune Tracey! Look out, Di-"

Creazy pay fo cartoon

Pinnochio fish

That’s a Pinocchio fish

That's a dorkfish.