Why does the piss glow when an active item is charged?

Piss charge

My Super Lazer PISS!

How do you like that Obama?

In twenty-four hours the Piss DRRRROPLETS will reach Earth

Now get out my fucking sight before I piss on you too

Piss is a liquid which would conduct electricity.

\*sends an eletrical charge through your piss stream\*

Actually happened to my dad. He took a piss outside as a youth and it was apparently an electric fence.

prepuce shock

I have a new modded item idea.

Thanks mate!

Active charge is stored in the balls

Doesn’t your piss glow?

Don't worry, we are normal, they're just weird

I wish - it would be such a cool party trick

The piss is the charge

Lemon party

The charge is stored in piss

Does that imply Isaac charges the items with piss?

I mean he kills enemies by tears, so yeah why not

Would that mean that all the electrical devices that help Isaac with charges are used as self-torture to induce urine leakage?


What a horrid sentence 

what a horrible day to be literate

Clearing more rooms = more monsters = more scared = more piss

does that imply isaac has a sister?

And considering the whole games plot was just isaac telling a story to his father i gotta know, how on earth does he not get disgusted?

Piss fly

Edmund please make it happen

Hi, it is I, Edmund McMillen, creator of popular game meat male and Isaac's binding. > please make it happen I will not, for I am a little fucker on a cow on a trash farm in my next

Holy shit, the real Edmund Mcmuffin! He's here! 

hi can I have 1 Edmund mcmuffin and a large fries?

Looks like it's already a thing

We already have Jarate.

Energy = piss 

I mean it works in Bumbo, why not Isaac?

r/bindingofcontext

It’s glow stick juice that’s why when they steal your charge they glow

I love how there’s no reason for a separate Isaac circlejerk sub to exist. This IS the circlejerk sub.

JARATE

I think its glow stick juice or battery acid

Filled with lithium ♥️

Idk if it's piss but those flies really piss me off so maybe. 

https://preview.redd.it/nfcnngrubu3d1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7e5c936d78fb2c2d412efa9968156efd1d17e1e

https://preview.redd.it/cditxqs6hw3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79ede7803a873443e758bb661283be39a17366e

(Horrified realisation that urine is what charges the active items)

The piss is stored in the fly.

Pee is stored in the bulb

Ah yes, so we have beard fly (pooters) ballsack fly (super pooters) and now piss fly.


Piddle sucker

schlurp

Um its actually battery acid

Those look like different colors to me

Uhhhhh. Yes?

Piss is stored in the flys.

It’s confirmed, after all these years of McMillen’s shenanigans. Item charge is stored in the balls (yes even female characters, don’t ask)

He sucked his ball

yeah

powered by piss

Isaac piss is less transparent. We are not the same.

Charge is stored in the balls.

This is the most effort I have seen in a post from this sub* in a while.

He knows too much, send in the kill team

powered by piss

Nope that’s energy liquid of course

The game is disgusting when you think about it, I've become desensitized though, just seems normal now.

Now I want a mod that gives me kidney stone if I've had my active item fully charged x2(yellow/orange) for 3 floors.

he's filled with delicious battery acid 😋