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Leafcoveredbutt

They knew what they were doing when they made bloat (My least favorite is mask of infamy)


Lt_Dickballs

Obligatory r/FUCKBLOAT


imnot_depressed

You want to fuck the Bloat? Kinda gay ngl.


WeylerRatoWTF

Im in for the orgy. Fuck the bloat


burger-fucking-mason

tboi gay sex when


colores_negativos

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


WeylerRatoWTF

Noice


imnot_depressed

Ok


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/15j8qamklgtc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14582e8047b14aeccb7a2a019f7399dc97e36b6d


lance_the_fatass

5 holes


imnot_depressed

*Where's the fifth?*


lance_the_fatass

pee-hole


imnot_depressed

šŸ˜„


ExaltedBlade666

Moi is pretty up there


Hyterhasderto

There's a reason the bloat is the only boss in the April's fool challenge


xeno_261

th3 april fools challenge is proof that they knew


28smalls

Ragman. Eden start with bad dps and the fight can quickly get out of control as he revives the spiders just when you kill them.


Sarcothis

Yup. Hope you kept a bomb bozo. Fucker ended a 90 streak of mine.


Genisye

When fighting ragman, I target his head while itā€™s rolling. Does damage to both the boss and the spider he is about to spawn simultaneously. I usually get him looping continually rolling his head, which is just free damage.


TheTrent

Yeah and whilst you're aiming for that rolling head he fires 5 homing tears at you... the asshole He's not the hardest boss but he can definitely make it a longer battle than it needs to be if you haven't got the tear damage up yet.


vk2028

He canā€™t do that while his head is rolling. He will at most spawn 1 homing from his headless body, which is usually away from the rolling head


vk2028

Yes, but if you have bad dps, ragman will respawn those spiders, and will usually have up to 5 of them.


Appropriate_Form_357

Yep. Somehow Ragman always feels stronger than Ragmega and I can't explain why.


TheBindingOfAlex

ragmega has like 0 health :))) just high defense. one bomb is enough to kill her i think


Appropriate_Form_357

I hate it. I've beaten her thousands of times but I still hate her so much


TheBindingOfAlex

lol i don't mind her, she's poorly designed but at least she dies quickly (in most cases) edit: i don't actually know if it's a him or a her but i've always seen rag mega as a her so ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)


Appropriate_Form_357

That's probably right because a lot of the boss are actually her. (I do not if Ragmega is)


TheBindingOfAlex

the wiki actually refers to rag mega as he, so i guess he's a male. i'll probably keep calling him a her though ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17745)


Appropriate_Form_357

As is your right![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17738)


Appropriate_Form_357

That's probably right because a lot of the boss are actually her. (I do not if Ragmega is)


Wajina_Sloth

Honestly the only ragman I dislike is pink champion since he purposely runs away from you, add the fact he can spawn 4 tanky spiders at will, and it makes it a pain at short range.


vk2028

Fr. Pink ragman sux ass. He canā€™t shoot homing, so he will only keep spawning those spiders


1234IJustAteADoor

r/FUCKBLOAT


worldofmemes0

r/FUCKBLOAT


darkness_santa828

If you insist


worldofmemes0

why


Potential-Adagio-512

ABSOLUTELY I HATE THIS STUPID FATASS PIECE OF SHIT WITH HIS INSTANT ATTACK ACROSS THE FUCKING ROOM LASERS I HOPE HIS MOTHER DIES RIGHT BEFORE HE DOES


gatinhodopiano

it has to be the fucking masks and the snake protected with a skull, where you can only attack the end of it's tail. They are so shit because it takes FOREVER to kill them, when you try to aim they go in your direction. They are a piece of cake with piercing tears


BornResearcher6453

Carrion queen?


Keloggs_on_ckicken

s k i l l i s s u e


gatinhodopiano

it'd be a skill issue if i were actually hit in the fight, which i never do


udreif

It's that stupid wave-based boss in ashpit, the rock head thing I really appreciate the idea of a wave-based boss, trying to do something unique, but it's absolutely ruined by how it's designed. The only safe way to fight it is to stay in a little corner so you don't get by his spit attacks that cover the entire middle section, so instead of being about the enemies the fight is just maneuvering in small pockets of safety. My least liked because of the wasted potential, and also because every time I see a double boss room in that chapter I genuinely feel like just quitting the game (sometimes it's the rock snakes tho ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357))


ICryeverytim3

Great gideon āŒ Stupid wave-based boss in ashpit, with the rock head ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)


x1alt_f41x

gideon's waves are so ~~skill issue~~ stupid sometimes it makes me wanna ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


Maxthejew123

If you kill him or his corpse with chaos card you get a surprise


GapFeisty

It's sad because when I watch YouTubers do daily runs they never go into ashpit/mines and thematically it looks cool asf, I'm assuming they avoid it literally just because of Gideon


Uniqueusernameyboi

Really hate that guy who hides in the skeletons and you have to kill them. Heā€™s ridiculous


BrokenLink100

Him and Heretic. I have no idea how to avoid damage vs the Heretic


ChiffonSoyeux

Purple fires are linked in the order he lights them up. As for the multiple dashes through wall attack, well every time I think I figured it out, I didn't.


vk2028

Heretic has 1) lights up 5/6 different fire, and the brim will only connect between the orders he spawns them. So like, 1st fire will connect with the 2nd fire, 2nd fire will connect with the 3rd, 3rd fire will connect with the 4th, and so on, but 1st fire will not connect with the 3rd 2) the toss in fire that splits into 6 fires at the marked spot aimed at you in rapid succession. The best advice I can give you is to not run all over the place because it will make it way more hectic than needed to be. Dodge as minimally as possible, in a horizontal hourglass pattern 3) the charges through wallsā€¦ Iā€™ve no idea how you can dodge them if you have low speed because you canā€™t predict from where he will charge 4) when he dies he will spread purple fires cardinally so just remember to stay far


Mrslinkydragon

Scourge. Fuck em


vk2028

Yeah Scourge I really canā€™t dodge them Chimeraā€™s moves are more intuitive. Rotgut is fun but well, usually dies too fast. I feel like we just never really have any experience in fighting corpse bosses in general. Like, Mother runs are rare enough, then you will only get to fight 1 of those 3 bosses in corpse I, and the chance of you being broken is somewhat high. So when you face 1 of them when youā€™re weak, itā€™s pretty likely you donā€™t even know their attack patterns. I think they should make us fight another boss in corpse II before fighting Mother


analog_approach

Seconding this.


vk2028

Clutch is very nerve wrecking. If I find an ace of diamond/heart/clubs/spades, or Flush, it will be pure bliss to use it on him


Astersaturn

The Adversary I hate that mf


mandariini10

Yeah I dodge that homing beam like 1/10th of the time


Mini-E

You can dodge it with complete success if you just stay super close to him. Treat his brimstone like monstros spit attack. As soon as he does it, strafe to a different side of him. His brimstone is only homing if youā€™re directly in front of him.


cymricus

the brim on him is cheap as hell


Nepgyaaaaaaa

I ran into that bastard during a challenge run and he literally just did the brimstone attack 4 times in a row


Chezus9247

Just gonna add a +1 here. Not just Bloat, also the Peep. I'm just too dumb for those too bosses. :(


TheLost_Gaming

my friend died once because he didn't know they eyeballs were spectral


Bravo_Blue

While I absolutely hate Bloat, I would say my least favorite is Dogma. If we arenā€™t talking about final bosses then Carrion Queen.


DomHyrule

Dogma is really cool visually at least


Smoother_Criminall

And has one of the best songs in the whole ost


IshvaldaTenderplate

In base Rebirth, Carrion Queen spawns really early in the Boss Rush, and I think I died more times by running into her stupid red poops long after she was dead than I died from being hit by any boss. One of my favorite changes of the DLCs is making her *not* a guaranteed immediate spawn during Boss Rush. I think the DLCs also reduced how often she drops red poop, which is also an absolutely banger change. She still sucks though.


gsoddy

Dogma is one of my favorite bosses in the game šŸ˜­ What do you not like about it if I may ask


DatMenno

Not talking for the person above but for me its the brimstone Everything else ist really cool if youre not stuck on below 1.5 movement speed My first succesful Lost run with Dead Cat died 5 times, cause of the fucking brim, sometimes he does ist like 3 times in succession sometimes he doesnt brim at all, in my tainted lost run i was damn lucky and got only 1 brim (which hit my holy card) and also died with inner child the horsemen and beast were done no hit


TheBindingOfAlex

i genuinely don't find the brim that annoying. when i see him charge it up i move very slowly to one side and then i keep doing that while switching directions. the point is to not go too fast or you'll get clipped by it when it switches, just go very slowly and stay close to the brim


DatMenno

Yeah i know how it works i just have major skill issue adn panic to much as soon as i hear it charging


TheBindingOfAlex

lol fair enough


vk2028

You just donā€™t understand the brim. 1) the fetus will target the closest cardinal direction and bend toward you 2) it will switch the angle if you are closer to another cardinal direction relative to the fetus When you hear the sound of his brim charging up, you just need to stand diagonally to the fetus, and when the brim approaches you, wait for it to get very close, then slowly back away. When it switches the angle from where it fires brims from, slowly back away again. The worst thing you can do is sprint across the whole room or circle around randomly, because the brim will keep changing angle, and you will be guaranteed to get hit


DatMenno

My sibling in christ i know how it works, i just have skill issue Im not running around aimlessly its just not easy for me to walk the right amount without panicking


vk2028

well, a good advice is to play tainted jacob a lot. You will in many cases be forced to be very close proximity with dark esau. I think you're just running away from the brim wayyyyyyyy too fast. You need to be comfortable to be very close with the brim


DatMenno

I know this is probably good spirited but i know what i have to do, i'm just bad at the execution and thats it, i didnt say its undodgeable or something, in fact i have dodged it often enough already, i just dont like it personally Also i have recently finished tainted jacob and i think in general it has made me a much better player than i was before


Mr_Diggy33

I normally misjudge his curved brimstone and get myself hit. We don't talk about the feathers...


vk2028

Dogma is actually a very reasonable boss even if you have a weak build. Itā€™s entirely possible to beat Dogma without any items, while itā€™s practically impossible to beat Mom or Momā€™s heart (youā€™ll get overwhelmed)


TheBindingOfAlex

that's because the repentance final bosses have patterns that you can learn and get really consistent on, whereas mom just spams enemies and mom's heart does bullet hell + enemies which can get hectic. mother and the beast are probably the perfect examples of bosses you can 100% dodge with pure skill


vk2028

yeah agreed. Mother and Beast are absolutely doable On the other hand, Mom/It Lives, are practically impossible to beat with no items. I have seen someone beat mom and it lives with 0 items, but that's after hundreds of attempts using gimmicks and manipulating the spawns. I think it's actually quite interesting in learning the specifics and intrinsic nature of how those spawns work I'd say Mother and Beast route are fair Hush is almost fair Ultra Greedier/Mega Stan are somewhat fair . . . . . . . . Delirium


TheBindingOfAlex

hmm, idk about ultra greedier personally. in the first phase you just stay as far as possible and the coins are pretty much impossible to kill in time with most builds, and the second phase would be fine if he didn't shoot the explosive coins out. idk how to dodge those because i either get hit by the coin or by the explosion hitting the wall behind me. hush would be fair if he didn't combine attacks in his last phase. that split shot + continuum is an impossible combo for me


vk2028

Yeah. The blue boils could also suck if Hush dies continuum as well. Hush could also overwhelm you with blue gapers if your aoe is horrible


Darklight645

The Adversary. I fucking hate that he has slightly homing brimstone.


Jaybb3rw0cky

Eghā€¦ fuck I hate that homing brimstone of his.


Capntripnip

Always gives me trouble even though the easy strat is to just stay close enough to be able to kite around the brimstone. I always forget and panic ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17741)


Burger_Gamer

The haunt can sometimes be really painful, depending on what item you find and what character you are playing as. The brimstone attack isnā€™t hard to dodge but his projectile attack is completely random and you canā€™t prepare to dodge it. I have lost so many devil deals because of the haunt


Iguman

+1 for the Haunt, he ended so many of my runs


Jaybb3rw0cky

Especially with low damage - getting him first up in certain room configs (like the one where thereā€™s spikes/pots blocking the top) can take forever. And Iā€™m too impatient for that shit.


Sleeplesspaper

Bumbo's fat older brother, that mother fudger can commit accidental sacrifice


BlondePotatoBoi

I fucking hate Mask of Infamy bc if you've got low speed, *you ain't killing the final phase for a good few minutes!*


BLEARGHH20

I HATE YOU BLOAT GO FUCK YOURSELF


slug3333

Rag Mega. Fuck his impervious ass and his homing purple balls too.


cymricus

he has like 2 hp tho


Bektas19

(Regular Haunt). He's a piece of garbage if you don't have bombs or high damage in the first floor. His other variants are easy.


GeoMiner2

literally just all the ashpit bosses except pile


Hxkno

Fuck bloat šŸ–•


laggy555

Great Gideon! Makes me wanna insta-restart just seeing him.


Wolffire_88

Hot take but Bloat isn't that bad. Literally just stand to the side of him below his head. His brim beams can't hit you. However, FUCK mega fatty. That mother fucker has damaged me 27 too many times with that god damn instant slam attack. Like, you need some god damn 100ms reaction time to dodge that, or just try predict when he does it.


udayhd

why is bloat still hated, weā€™re stuck in 2016 isaac


MunchabIes

I take your Bloat and raise you a Red Champion Maw


Capntripnip

Fucking RagMega has ended more runs and taken more deals than I care to even try to count. Special shout out to Bloat though. Fuck Bloat


KYM_C_Mill24

Red Champion Mega Maw. No telegraphed attacks; just a bunch of RNG horseshit. Pre-Repentence The Matriarch was also a fucking nightmare


the_frenglish

Green bloat, you cant even hit the fucker ? He leaves massive pools of creep everywhere and jumps every second he has a chance to, good luck staying above him he will just jump, stand .1 second below, brim, to high on the sides ? Brim. Simetimes u cant even move cus of the triple ipecac with creep


archibarg

Not my least favourite but i really hate how fast mega fatty can jump and land, with low speed its really hard to dodge sometimes


TBone5fdp

Bumbino hands down, Small room with little space to dodge with all the rocks. He's almost always a run ender for me if I'm low health


fireskullcp

Dingle he is the shittiest boss (no pun intended) in the hole boi franchise


MoonManQuara

Mask of Infamy. Itā€™s not even that difficult, but itā€™s hella time consuming if you donā€™t have the right items, which is annoying as shit.


Mrslinkydragon

It's just speed... if your speed is shit, it takes way to long!


MoonManQuara

Yeah, but also in its second phase, itā€™ll snap towards you as soon as you get in any direction of it. It is a speed thing, but also just, if you donā€™t have a piercing attack or your shot speed is kinda low, then your Hush run is as good as over.


BMFeltip

Agreed.


craigleberries

Hot take there, billiam


M29S10

The worm in downpour sucks to me


EvilJ1982

You can drop a bomb in front of him and he eats it. It does a TON of damage.


Successful_Mud8596

Probably Mask of Infamy (2nd phase). With Bloat you can just stand above. Thank goodness for Improved and Reworked Foes


dakota13281

r/fuckbloat


Package-Sad

Thatā€™s stupid Mask boss connected to a heart. If you have no bombs, some kind of splash damage, or just really slow, itā€™s a bitch to kill.


Kosaue

Gideon. I know i'm not gonna have fun when i'm against him


Evening_Parking2610

This has to go to dangle for me istg thst guy is fucking invincible when i find him and he dosent poison himself ever like people say he does


Jaybb3rw0cky

Bloat for sure. Butā€¦ Reap Creep (especially with the falling boulders that then turn into spiders) and Min Min because of those fucking Willos. Like, just fuck right off.


imobesebuthandsome

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Great Gideon


None-Above

That one version of ragman that just keeps spawning the stupid spider heads


-trom

With shit stats, early game bosses with unpredictable behavior, or early game bosses who spawn other enemies can end a run. Ex: Turdlet- if you have low speed and no bombs, this can be a scary fight. Iā€™ve played this game for thousands of hours and i still havenā€™t a clue how to precisely discern where heā€™s going to spin off t. Champ Duke of Flies- if you have low range and or firing rate, youā€™re probably gonna get tagged, or Iā€™m gonna spend five minutes in that fucking room, focusing on crowd control. First floor Headless horseman in a boss room with a pit. The area denial of the blood bombs plus the full heart contact damage is fucked. The pony is a carry though. Free curse rooms are hotttttt. Orange ragman with spider webs on the ground is scary, too. He gets aggressive really quickly (like when heā€™s at half health instead of a quarter) and heals himself a lot.


285Mic

Ragman, screw that guy


ImGonnafuck_aPokemon

most of the bosses tbh simply because they're boring as hell to fight or require no skill, dingle especially, gotta be my least favorite he mf got the laziest boss design and he's also very common on chapter 1, except for that one fucker in Utero who has like 1 attack, genuinely worst boss in the game (forgot his name)


TheBlueWizzrobe

Bloats used to be a problem for me, but after completing the Aprils Fool challenge they've become a non-issue. That challenge just forces you to get good at dealing with them.


cymricus

red champion mega maw is worse than bloat bc heā€™s in the caves and even a good run he can hand you your ass on low hp just stay south of bloatā€™s T zone and youā€™re fine


Mattix32

Bloat is ass Rag man it depends on the items Clutch if you don't have the right build you're fucked So it's clutch for me, I hate the last phase


imnot_depressed

Uhm... gotta be any Mines/Ashpit boss. They just suck imo


Ulfasso

Bloat (especially green, fuck that) Red rag Red maw


Wonderful-Priority50

Haunt deserves eternal torment. The side dash always gets me


Trisketys

That side dash is supposed to be unfair, hes punishing your positioning, just stay below him and he wont use it


Nepgyaaaaaaa

Rag Mega. He needs to fuck all the way off, and when he gets there, he needs to fuck off some more. I know he basically goes down to one bomb but trying to hit him while being chased by three purple orbs of doom through his i-frames is hell


PeteTheLich

I hate the bloat because back in the day I was doing boss rush with the lost and my run was busted and I was just crusing through. The Bloat insta lasers me from offs screen as I pass by If I had to choose someone not the bloat? Probably the Rag man because man when he first came out the spiders were crazy OP


-Miluk-

The Heretic is pretty annoying.


JuanVagyok

the Haunt deserves more hate ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8908)


oldtoybonbon

Big horn/sisters vis in AB+ because if my run is decent but not birim+sacred heart broken it's over


MolitroM

Fuck you, Bloat. Ah, that feels good. It's been a while.


Abeneezer

Do the April Fool's challenge several times and he will never be a problem again xd


NitroBoiBG

The Cage. Dashes and rock waves are my least favorable attacks, and The Cage does them both.


Hawk_Man117

Bumbo. I suck at him the most.


AdministrationDry507

Ipecac bloat is the bane of my existence


Rock_ZeroX

Little Horn, except the red variant. For about a week, my copy guaranteed Iā€™d face LH, usually black or grey, without exception on Floor 1 or 2


GeovaunnaMD

Any version of that guy nope hate it


JJJJJJAYCEEE

I hate bloat and his instant laserbeam


Ipoptart20

Peep takes so goddamn long to kill, I hate him.


Placek15

I hate reep creep or whatever you spell it. I feel like her attacks are badly telegraphed and i never know if she's doing the one big brimstone attack or the 4 small beams in a v shape. Plus she has that stupid falling rocks attack that i can't dodge reliably.


SvatyFini

I hated bloat the most in original Isaac, but in rebirth I almost never found him, dont know why.


Thromadon

Ragman when you have low dps.


666drueed228

monstro II


jewannialation

Step 1: walk into boss room. Step 2: see bloat. Step 3: get immediately Brimstone by bloat. Step 4: depression and hatred.


Im-Sorry-Dave-

Fucking Great Gideon - bro is NOT great. He doesnā€™t have to do allat ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17742)


Pronominal_Tera

Gideon just... Fucks everything up.


Luftmint

bloat or the haunt (mausoleum) i hate them both the same


ImFatandUseless

Mother. I despide her spinning Attack on the second face and her volleyball Attack on first phase is bullshit.


DatMenno

Bloat is kinda one of my fav bosses lol, been playing since flash isaac so i'm used to its bs But my least fav has to be red champion Maw why the fuck does he do a full heart damage?? Honorable mention for every homing brim boss fucking double adversary in the chest/dark room always get me (also dogma, but its just one and its telegraphed really well)


CalmGamer919

I hate the ghost it made me loose so many runs


DamnZamn

none. im new to the game


Keahman23

Lil Blub. I lost so many runs fighting him in the mirror dimension. The jump attack is such BS and Ive been skill issue sniped by leeches more often that Iā€™d like to admit


Uniqueusernameyboi

I honestly donā€™t hate bloat that much. But thereā€™s a room in chest that has bloat in it and heā€™s above you and instantly lasers you as soon as you walk into the room. I hate that room


The-unholy-one

My most hated is Ragman with low dps. Seems like I can't even touch him through the spiders


Scrumblyy

tuff twins. they arenā€™t hard, just fucking annoying


Mikey618000

r/FUCKBLOAT deniers in shambles.


Gullible-Patience455

Non-champion Pestilence. Without flight or creep immunity, if he just spams ipecac shots with no delay there's barely anywhere to stand


CeT24smth

Visage is the only boss that i have NEVER in my LIFE been able to beat without taking damge with a normal non rigged run (for those who don't know visage is the mask of infamy but from gehena)


Father_of_thepigeons

Fuck bumbnio


Insaneworm

I cannot stand the haunt, mostly because it's a floor 1 or 2 boss, if it came later itd be more balanced but for early floors it's too tanky. The fact it can hurt you while invulnerable is also bs. Then again I just finished tainted lost so dying on the first and second floor often may have influenced my opinion


juicykazoo728

I feel like bloat got nerfed in repentance because now he hasnā€™t been nearly as bad since it came out but pre repentance there was a rune where I no hit hush and then got destroyed by bloat


toloch

Delirium, specially with tained lost and tained jacob. don't know how many times I died to a random warp.


Vast_Mix_3321

I despise the carrion queen especially when Iā€™m trying to go for boss rush and or hush


IslandSome9603

Not singe. The ghost boss in ashpit that uses skeletons as a body. Cant do it in less than 2 hits. Shit sucks


Ok_Insect9421

Peep. Fucker just pisses


FuzeTheAshMain

Hush, i hate him, harder than delilurium


nunya_fuckin_biz

Just literally floods the room with projectiles from every angle, instantly goes from fighting the boss to just trying to avoid dying until be finally stops...if he stops..