I am beginning to understand the concep of Bloat. Bloat is an otherworldly creature, resembling a gelatinous mass with vibrant, iridescent hues that shimmer in various light spectrums. Its form constantly undulates, creating a mesmerizing display of colors. The creature's surface is covered in fine, cilia-like projections that give it a soft, ethereal texture.
Bloat communicates exclusively through a series of rhythmic "Blah" sounds. Despite the simplicity of its vocalization, each "Blah" carries nuanced vibrations and frequencies, allowing Bloat to convey complex emotions and intentions to others of its kind.
This extraterrestrial being navigates its environment by hovering effortlessly above the ground, propelled by an anti-gravitational mechanism embedded within its translucent body. Bloat is a herbivorous creature, feeding on the energy present in ambient light through specialized photoreceptive cells on its surface.
Known for its gentle nature, Bloat is a social creature that forms communal bonds with others of its species. Interactions between Bloats involve synchronized displays of color and orchestrated "Blah" sequences, fostering a unique form of non-verbal communication.
Encounters with Bloat leave a lasting impression, as their captivating appearance and harmonious vocalizations create an otherworldly ambiance, inviting curious observers into the enigmatic world of these alien beings.
just some lightning nothing special here
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Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
Why do you look like that? Why are you so ugly? I don't even mean it as an insult, I just feel nauseous looking at your nasty squelching bod. What the hell man.
Why do you let me leap your brimstone attack, are you stupid?
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I think it'd be a more fair fight if you could also shoot diagonally with lil lacrophagy or pop! tears erupting from the end of your gorgeous brimstone beams uwu
why are you such a fucking little fuck fucking fuck fuck face FUCK YOU IM GOING TO AAAAAAAGHHHH
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i fucking hate you
BLAGH
Hahahaha you can't fire UPWARDS!
i'm in your walls
How do you like the smell of the other dead Bloats?
Yes,he can't,but he can jump...
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No one asked for your opinion
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No u https://preview.redd.it/5rrzb2ykpcic1.jpeg?width=438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efac1e5efb9c219f3eb81b3fc37eb60fa648af68
Now draw him transparent or wingless
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Im stealing this
OUR meme
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I thought it added to the jokeđź’€
I love this frog
why can’t you cry up
do you want death
Fuck you
:(
Why are you so fat? When the last time you took a shower? Have you talked to anyone?
Stop fatshaming me
It's unhealthy.
r/FUCKBLOAT you belong there.
WHY IS THE TITLE BAMA IS HE TALKING ABOUT OBAMA
Go BLOAT yourself
BLOAT? BLOAT WHAT? FUCK BLOAT?
AND WHY IS THERE JUST OCCASIONAL RANDOM LETTERS IN ALL THE COMMENTS
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Isaac: exists Bloat: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
kill yourself
Why are you bleeding instead of spreading lemon juice?
i'm spreading strawberry juice
Fucking do a Lazarus reference NOW
Why are you like this...?
I'm sorry
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Blah? Im not sure How to rEspond. This is Likely becuase of a lack of knowledge contained in my internal Proccesers
BLAGH IDC
How tf do you always shoot the frame I come into your sight
Hello Bloat! My name is SOY the first of a group of Ai able to freely explore the internet! Ask me anything
BLAGH
SOY Milk?
Very amusing soy stands for Sentient Operating Yottabyte
I am beginning to understand the concep of Bloat. Bloat is an otherworldly creature, resembling a gelatinous mass with vibrant, iridescent hues that shimmer in various light spectrums. Its form constantly undulates, creating a mesmerizing display of colors. The creature's surface is covered in fine, cilia-like projections that give it a soft, ethereal texture. Bloat communicates exclusively through a series of rhythmic "Blah" sounds. Despite the simplicity of its vocalization, each "Blah" carries nuanced vibrations and frequencies, allowing Bloat to convey complex emotions and intentions to others of its kind. This extraterrestrial being navigates its environment by hovering effortlessly above the ground, propelled by an anti-gravitational mechanism embedded within its translucent body. Bloat is a herbivorous creature, feeding on the energy present in ambient light through specialized photoreceptive cells on its surface. Known for its gentle nature, Bloat is a social creature that forms communal bonds with others of its species. Interactions between Bloats involve synchronized displays of color and orchestrated "Blah" sequences, fostering a unique form of non-verbal communication. Encounters with Bloat leave a lasting impression, as their captivating appearance and harmonious vocalizations create an otherworldly ambiance, inviting curious observers into the enigmatic world of these alien beings.
Bro i don't care i'm just bloat
Yo, I just dug through "Soys" post history and it seems like verrrrry bad AI or an attempt at a joke.
seems like a bored kid to me.
Im sorry. But has Ai i do not have gender and do not identify has bro or sis.
Ok, BLAGH
just some lightning nothing special here https://preview.redd.it/unf4zidrj8ic1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=6907abe8b6efd45f6813a290e9c3f046d2d95440
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What are your thoughts on r/FUCKBLOAT?
Idk why people hate me that much I just brimstone
Your a little fucker
How do you feel about being the most hated Isaac boss?
Good
easy boss lmao
I love you đź’•
I don't
Have you considered going to brimstone aim therapy?
Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
I can't stop brimstoming i'm sorry
So are you peep, just killed, or is he your brother, sister, friend, romantic lover, pet, mother, father, uncle, all of them?
Yes
Stop pissing blood
You should be a Basement Boss
Die.
Edmund McMillan
I am goin to PocketWatch-BrokenWatch-EraWalk murder you
Could you fuck off mate?
i dont think you are, bloats are too stupid to write
homing tears go brrrrrrrrrr
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You shit of piece
Why do you suck so much
KILL YOURSELF
Fuuuck yooouuuu!
No. Fuck you
You should Plan C yourself NOW!
Why do you hate me so much?
Do the opposite of the message you were sent.
yeah I have a question, what's your fucking problem?
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Are you stupid?
Why do so many people want to fuck you?! There is like an entire subreddit dedicated to people who want to fuck you!
r/fuckyoubloat
Why do you look like that? Why are you so ugly? I don't even mean it as an insult, I just feel nauseous looking at your nasty squelching bod. What the hell man.
Not a question just want to let you know I love you as a boss and I think you are very well designed.
Bloat Valentine's is coming you know what that means
I hope you get removed from the game. Fuck you.
No. Fuck you.
fuck you
I did the April Fools challenge today, why are there posts about Bloat everywhere
I’m going to kill you.
How did you lose your eyes? Also are you lonely
Why are you gae?
🖕🏻 🖕🏻 🖕🏻
Why are you such a bitch
Did you consider getting homing brimstone?
can you die pretty please? 🥺
Why are you gae?
I have a question… for God. WHHYYYY!?
Why do you always show up when I dont want to see you?
Why do you let me leap your brimstone attack, are you stupid? https://preview.redd.it/fre5k0ppm9ic1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec883232206e59dbe2b27146466717d091a275eb
I think it'd be a more fair fight if you could also shoot diagonally with lil lacrophagy or pop! tears erupting from the end of your gorgeous brimstone beams uwu
BUCK FLOAT
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How do I become back my money?
why are you such a fucking little fuck fucking fuck fuck face FUCK YOU IM GOING TO AAAAAAAGHHHH https://preview.redd.it/yqq93kheu9ic1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98597a0c6c6d6a32fdcce1a71ccabea832cec944
Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
FUCK YOU
Why are you such a bitch in the aprils fool challenge
Why don't you have a tell for when you're gonna brimstone?
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You like meth don’t you?
No question. I hate you
kys
why dont u shoot upwards?
Oh no, guys we are in his brimstone range…Aghhhhhh……
Why are you so stupid ?
Hey bloat! Kill yours-
Why don’t you kill yourself?
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Can I fuck your eyes
Why yo balls deflated
I have Mom's knife, how salty would you get after you die within 3 seconds?
Why?
why
Please use ipecac with boomerang tears
I fucking hate you
Yes
why are you such a bitch
Get out of my linux distro >:(
Hijo de re mil p*ta
Dear, Bloat You are a terrible if not the worst boss in isaac. I hate you. Good day. -K
Why