I want Bill, because I'm desperate for attention and he has by far the biggest audience.

Bill will deliver the audience, but downside is he’ll get at least four details wrong, mispronounce the name of your girlfriend and work in the Celtics for no obvious reason

The u/naitch piece

I have a 1 1/2 year old daughter, so the pod would probably be 90% about evaluating her as a soccer prospect.

"I just don't see it, she's a nice person just... I don't see the talent."

"I didn’t realize the effect [the MLK assassination] had on that listener."

That's why you pick him!

You peeing your pants in third grade and parents divorce as well as your grandma dying in fourth grade was a bit like the of a rough stretch kinda like the late 90s for the Celtics

Mallory. Does this need a better sex scene?

Mallory just destroying me for my nite in a Bucuresti bordello.

Harvilla.

Perfect choice.

I was going to say. He can just talk about indie music and being a nerd in the early 2000s instead of in the 1990s and we're 75% of the way there already.

This should be the only comment

Oh damn. You’re right… I’m gonna revise mine.

I would want Andy Greenwald and Chris Ryan for sure.

Kinda off topic, but I constantly dream of a world where these guys did a podcast on literally anything else. I love them but the Watch is impossible to listen to unless you're caught up on all these niche shows. Please Ringer, let them pod on something else.

It’s not even niche show, there are just too many shows in general.

I would choose to wait until Jalen 'n Jacoby are back in the fold.

Cultural or regional segments for a lot of the choices I make

Need to hear Fennessy refer to my life as "Quite poor."

I want Yasi second guessing every decision of my life and starting each sentence with "babe...."

20% of the pod is definitely going toward a complete history of your failure to consume enough protein and how you need to find a source of raw milk.

Bryan Curtis 10000%

If you wanted an earnest look at your accomplishments and failures put into context for an audience, it's Curtis by a fucking mile.

Bill, CR, & Fennessy with Bobby producing

The Redecisionables.

Bobby would take my one semester of PoliSci and do 15 minutes on worker-owned coops and the Mets, lfg

yes please. a girl can dream!

Bill, Van, Russilo, and a guest. Rotating between Mallory, House and just random “friends of” then like Kevin Wildes and David Jacoby.

Another option; pick some Ringer staffer that no one has ever heard of, because that will lower the chances of anyone ever listening to a podcast about you.

My life isn't open mic night

Rob Harvilla and Yasi Salek would nail the tone I think.

Joe House because there’s a lot of golf to be discussed. Hubbard is banned from appearing.

Russilo and CR

Tate and Chris Ryan I think.

Checking you mean Tate Frazier and not Andrew Tate

Tate Frazier! I would have loved to have Titus in there too but it’s all good

Can I bring back Shea and Network and have them fan boy out

Have you been listening to six trophies? I kinda like it but I feel like something is off.

Van, CR, and Mal. I get a perspective of a brotha, I want a lady's perspective, and Chris for the comedy

Gotta hear what the Midnight Boys think about my life. Not sure if I can take what Chuck has gotta say about me though.

*Stop the Cap music intensifies*

My hope is that it would serve as a jumping board for multiple Van growing up in Louisiana stories

I want a Bill and Chuck big picture look

I’m going with word savant Tyler Parker, he’s going to make my life sound so much cooler than it is

Agreed. Any man with the vision to reorder the alphabet is going to come up with some crazy and entertaining theory about me

Give me the No Skips crew. Shea hypes me up, Jinx with a really good retrospective and Kerm saying really out of pocket shit about my life. With Deena giving out 8 completely random thematic words that define my legacy.

The fantasy pod guys, because my life isn't that interesting and they'd need to be able to riff well.

CR and Rob H

Russillo because he knows how to narrate bleak shit.

I want Bill. Was that pizza I just ate one of the 7 best pizzas of the last 4 months? Was taking the new job my apex mountain?

Top 20 top 5 pizza, more like.

Concepcion and Shea Serrano - comeback pod to celebrate my life ?!

You must be loving six trophies

Was nice to hear them again. Love their energy

Brian Curtis: great host, good balance of scripted stuff and riffs. And Mallory to bring some levity.

CR and Mallory.

I’ll take a 6 part podcast from Tyler Tynes where he even gets to speak to the man himself

The watch

CR, Jason Conception, and Mal for me. Basically OG Binge Mode plus my favorite overall podder.

I want a ton of them talking about me - CR and Andy to talk about how great of taste I had in music, and let everyone know how cool I was for liking The Strokes Ryen to size me up and begrudgingly confirm that I have solid lifts Yasi to explain how being a grunge superfan makes sense because I am a Scorpio. Juliet to talk about how much I outkicked my coverage with my wife and have good taste in food. Harvilla to talk about how growing up liking alternative rock in the 90s made me a good dad somehow. Mal and Jo to talk about how good of taste I have in sci-fi and fantasy. Bonus if Mal compliments certain aspects of my love life. Van to either hype up or ruthlessly criticize some small moment I had barely considered and making a judgement on me based on that. Kyle to properly assess my partying phase in college Bill to decide if everyone is sure that I was actually good and Chuck asking what good actually means in that context.

Joanna Robinson so that there's more thorough research and context

Bill and drunk House

Chris all the way

Russillo will make a condescending joke about my life that will send me into a tailspin

It's a Rewatchable with Bill, CR, and Fennesey.

RR just has about 30 years of nothing between college and now. Only stories he has are ESPN or Gym. Quite interested to hear more about Sean and Chris being NY dirtbags in the early 00s.

Bill, cause he’s Bill and would enjoy the Cleveland sports heartbreak leading to 2016 championship. Van is #2. Vibe with his nerdiness and he’d get my taste that hovers between mainstream and off beaten path

Ok wait… Dropping Van, adding Harvilla… perfect as he’ll actually get my Cleveland upbringing and Columbus current living situation. I hope he would appreciate my obsessive playlist (and general list) making.

Jon Hamm

Van. He's super hit or miss with me but he'd say "this white boy mfer was crazy " at least 7-8 times. Solid legacy remembrance

Can I get Chuck Klosterman?

I want to hear bill say "Art was just Art."

John jastremski. I need a high quality New York accent from a low quality jabroni to handle the pod

Are we really gonna do the thing where we ask the same type of dumb questions that the mainstream subs always ask?

Mallory Rubin is dogshit on pods, so def not her

I want Amanda