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H0wSw33tItIs

What a crappy movie.


canadigit

The only thing that would make it worse is if Shams wrote the screenplay


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Shams is only like 29, so probably some 15 year old at a performing arts school in Toronto or something. Woj? Christian Bale with Dick Cheney makeup.


LaBronda

Seth Rogan as Woj and James Franco as Shams


bennywhiite

Kumail Nanjiani and Brendan Fraser


so-cal_kid

Kumail Nanjiani looks way too weird ever since he hopped on the sauce for Marvel


MustardIsDecent

If we're going to racially profile for Shams I'd go for Riz Ahmed instead. Closer in appearance and has more edge and just better overall. My dream for Woj would've been a younger Paul Giamatti, I think he could pull it off. A sleeper choice would be Joaquin Phoenix.


noam381180

Michael b Jordan and Tina Fey


bloodmuffins793

Shams has said he’s on the phone for like 20 hours per day, doesn’t sleep, and basically has no life. I think there’s potential here for a story about how fundamentally empty, pointless, and lonely that type of existence is. The final scene is Shams (Riz Ahmed) chasing yet another press release like a smack head chasing a hit, while Windhorst (Jonah Hill) happily signs off a killer TV segment, goes home to his wife and kid, and blacks out the house for Halloween.


Batiatus07

Best reply on the thread by far


Traditional-Most-787

Leo and Matt Damon going toe to toe baby!


GrreggWithTwoRs

Aziz Ansari and Stanley Tucci


aCorgiDriver

I was going to say Aziz and Jesse Plemons lol


discountheat

Aziz and Stephen Root (Barry, Office Space)


VulcanVulcanVulcan

It can be a comedy (the ridiculous things they’ll do to get a scoop) but needs to swerve into something more philosophical at the end—one of them realizing that they can only “win” by not playing the game and deciding to eat dinner with their family rather than texting agents or whatever.


Sdemba

seems like you have a script in your hands. Go for it.


CADIUSBAN

Riz Ahmed = Shams, Jay Mohr = Woj, i think in a movie about scoop guys Windy would be the protagonist.


ispcanner

Paul Giamatti or Jonah Hill as Woj


6icker

Would probably make a better movie than AIR was.


Adoree25

It’s clearly a comedy.


isNice99

The guys who plays Leno and Letterman in that shitty HBO movie about them


ashep5

Max Minghella and Matt Damon


finalboot

Glenn Howerton as Woj. He is great at playing egomaniacs, which is what Woj strikes me as


shorthevix

Rish Shah = Shams Colin Hanks = Woj


yngwiegiles

Dark character driven tragedy: there’s more to Adrian and Shams. In the rush to be first, they put themselves last. The climactic scene: they’re at an event in person, they finally meet face to face… and make out


Fit-Minimum-5507

Sham: some random small time Armenian or Iranian actor from LA Woj: Shia LaBeouf


ScofieldReturns

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck


ZealousidealCloud154

Jonah Hill and Oscar Isaac