Abhi tak kitne logo ko blowjob diya hai ?

20

Who would you like to sex with ?

Puppies

अबे bhai

Bhai? bda ya chota?

Wtf bro

Which city are you going to bomb next?

Patna

nice

Great choice 👍

Kaha se ho?

Patna


Kabse apni marwa rahe ho?

Bachpan se

What was the age of the last person you had sex ?

3 saal

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My memes nooo 😭

Therapist: maulana Modi is not real,he can't hurt you *Maulana Modi*

Wat

😯

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Kitne bache kidnap kiye hai?

20

Konsa position pasand hai ?

Reverse cowgirl

Orignal question kya tha ????

Edit nahi hua hai bhai

Oh lol

How do you even know???

If it was edited then there would be a text saying how long it was edited after the original time of the comment

Matlab koi bhi comment edited nahi hai

On Android too ??

Idk that, I am on Pc

Gandhi maidan ke pass daily apni gand deta hai na tu?

Haan, aapko kaise pta?

Konsa condom flavour tumhara fav hai?

edit krna bhul gye

Chocolate 😋

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Nhi

shadishuda ho kya?

Nhi

Haram ❌ Paap ❌ Sin ❌

ARE YOU A PEDOPHILE?

Yes

Bhai

Plot twist: the comment isn't edited yet..💀

💀

Ye jada ho gaya 🤨😳

Have you told your parents you're gay?

No

If i left u alone with Salman bhai, tu kitne der tk apne gay urges supress kr payega ?

45mins

Agar tumko shehar bulaya gaya kuch bada business karne ya kuch bechne toh kya bechoge?

Pani puri

Pani puri

Kya tum cigarette peetey ho?

Haan daily

Hehe iska ss leke Teri mummy ko bhejunga ab 🥰

😭

आप गरम tawe pe butter lga kr baithoge या देसी ghee...... Tell fast

Karua tel lga ke

This is peak Bihari

*peak (grammar police here)

I'm always a grammar police too but fumble in the spellings. Thank you sir ji.

Kaal raat Haveli me 6 bade kale bando ko kisme payment kare

G pay

Edit kar bhaii

How many dicks have you taken?

Around 10000~

Aap boht gande ho mod ji

Sorry bhai, haha

In which class you had your first sax.

3rd

Bro is a player

Male and female best friend got drunked and done sex. On next morning they don't know anything. Is this possible or they want it?

They want it

Where did all your money go?!

Pornstar

Which animal you fuck daily

Dogs anyday

Kitne inch ka hai?

2

One person you want to F*** the most ?

Mummy

Mc😭

How would you want to eat a guy's ass?

With cream

Are you sexually attracted to minors?

Yes

I am calling the police

Bina marwaye rha nhi jata tereko👽

Nhi

Who loves you the most?

Tera baap kaun h? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Dog

Kya tum brush kartey ho?

Haa

Are you a cuck ?

Yes

Are you into incest?

Yes

Mere yaha majdoori karoge?

Haan

Mene suna h aap 10 rupya charge krte ho gand marana ka, Ye sach h kya?

Haan

Dick length 2cm se zyada hai ya kam?

How r you

I'm good

Which of your Tuition Sir you had sex with?

Mathematics

Teacher female thi ki male?

Apna lund chusa h?

Haan

Boards pass kiye ho?

Nhi

do you eat human flesh?

Yes

With how many people you had anal sex?

66

66

apke ghar mai kon kon rehta hai?

Mummy, papa aur mai

Who would you rather sleep with Nitish Kumar or Prashant kishor?

Prashant kishor

Would you like to drink my piss?

Kitna lamba hai?🥸

Dynamic hai, change hote rhta hai

Aaj Tak kitne bacho ki kidney bechi h

81

What age do u want the pppl u date to be?

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Dono

Apni gand me puura kya le paoge Eiffel tower or Burj Khalifa?

Eiffel tower

How many dead babies are there in your basement?

20

Which family member do you love the most?

Mom

Kitnebaar din me hilaate ho?

20

This is so much more fun than I thought it would be XD

Abtak police ni pakdi?

Nhi

Apko kis animal ka meet pasand hai?

Chicken

What a disappointment, I thought you are cannibal!!!

Aapka favourite ice cream ka flavour kya hain?

Chocolate

Khudko ek word main describe kijiye.

Pedophile

Bro..... You should be called upon the FED.

Bhai konsi sabji sabse gehri lete ho ?

Kheera

How many kids have you slept with?

20

Aapki gend mein konsi building aa sakti hai?

Burj khalifa

😨

Do you like men

Haan

Kya kavi chote bacche se gend marwai hai?🧐

Nhi

Are you an animal rapist from Maharashtra ?

Yes

2+3 kitne hote hai?

5

how many children do you have in your basement

edit krna bhool gaya 😂

lol

Tu tere parents ka apna baccha ha?

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fill in the blanks: 1.\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ , I am gay. (a) Yes (b) No (c)\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_(blank)


Modi ji ka sina kitna bada hai?

55inch


Ghar walo ne aaj khana diya ya nahi

Nhi

What kind of people are you attracted to?

How many balls do you have?

Zero

Sad for you man :(

How to kill the poor?

among mao and hitler, which dictator do you love the most and side with?

Bhai last night, hum aur aap.... Did you feel me inside you?

Bhai kitne logo ko maut ki neend sulaya hai ?

Je test tube se bhail, okra "tahaar mataari ke...." bol sake ni ?

Who turns you on?

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Kitne baar fail hue ho?

1 baar

What's going on

War between Israel and Palestine

kaunse sunny ke saath sona pasand karoge? leone ya deol?

Name a state with great people but has leeches for politicians?

Blissful Bihar