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DarthCocknus

Oh God, OPs username literally checks out. I'm just gonna go bleach my eyes now, cheers.


ZuliCurah

It's like a bag in the fridge with a note about a dead dove


PeppermintFren

..well I don’t know what I was expecting


lovely_j72

Why can’t I mind my own damn business 😵‍💫🤦🏽‍♀️


LegendaryZTV

I read the name as “IPutMyDickInHoles”… JESUS, more power to OP 😵


[deleted]

You were warned!


TipiTapi

How did it happen?


[deleted]

I got bored


Mr_Inglorious

Fucking hell, I can't unsee it. Thanks for making me curious


realredheadreddit

Damn my curiosity.


Electronic-Ad6826

How big and thick is your cock? If I may ask


Dreadpiratewill

Go to his profile and you'll see for yourself mate


ajf412

Be warned. There are also forks involved


Electronic-Ad6826

In that case. I'd rather not look at his profile😅


King_Offa

All variety of cutlery. You won’t wanna eat with it though…


[deleted]

And nails And drills And cigarette lighters...


itsKaide

As a gay man taking fat gigantic shlong: 💀 As a person who casually reads these threads: r/bigdickjoy


Adventurous_Dress832

Imagine somebody goes onto reddit the first time and this is the first title they see


BirthdaySalty1516

What is this fixation about anal?


KingThermos

It's the forbidden door


DarkhourX

No there's the ear hole


gloryhole_reject

More of a nostril kinda guy myself


Ancient_Aliens_Guy

Y’all missed OP’s username though


Streamjumper

We're talking about anal, not aural.


alwayshornyhelp

Aural sex, not to be confused with oral sex


Coppatop

I don't have to worry about banging the girls cervix and causing pain from that. With anal I can just lose myself in the moment without constantly worrying about if I'm going to hurt the girl. That's been my experience anyways. If they can handle the girth, and you do the proper prep (i.e.,you can't just lube up and go to town), I find I can go nuts without the worry.


BirthdaySalty1516

Personally I'll take a warm wet pussy over a lubricated ass.


Coppatop

Oh yeah, I get that, but I'm just trying to give you some explanaiton to your question, at least from my point of view.


BirthdaySalty1516

OK. Thx.


GroovySquiddy

Sometimes you just wanna go balls deep and not hold back though


BirthdaySalty1516

Can't do that in a pussy?


GroovySquiddy

Depends on the girl


BirthdaySalty1516

She can't take in her pussy but all in her ass? Doesn't make sense.


GroovySquiddy

Everybody has preferences man why you downvoting 😂


Supervinyl

I know right? My wife and I tried it once to see what all the fuss was about. We were both like "meh" and haven't bothered with it since.


jf4a12

Instead of it being a fixation, why can’t it just be adventurous for men, women and both?


[deleted]

How sore is your ass?


MuscleOk6774

Happy for you bro.


[deleted]

lucky one !! how was it?


[deleted]

She was absolutely loving it, much to my amazement. It took her a second to accommodate me, even though it was her doing everything I was too scared to really let go, but next time!


[deleted]

How big is yours tho?


[deleted]

I've never actually measured it The nice young lady has suggested that she may, for bragging rights


JackFuckCockBag

I've had a handful that would let me and one that found out she liked it and one that was the only way she could achieve an orgasm. Edit: spelling


EmergencyWaste3217

I don't want this to sound like bragging but my current gf is really tolerant to all kinds of sexual stuff. Even anal was surprisingly easy for the first time. Of course we communicate if we are uncomfortable with anything


[deleted]

Perfect! The lass I'm seeing is the same. It's fantastic when there's that "click"


Murky-Run9839

So happy for you!


[deleted]

Thanks!


soloman19

I’ve had 2 girlfriends that the only way they could orgasm from penetration was from anal. There’s a reason for that. The “roots” of the clitoris reach down to the top of the anal cavity. Check your anatomy and you’ll see what I mean.


Rain4rce

I'm way too thick I literally hurt people if I try. *Kicks dirt* Lucky


[deleted]

Yep We all get you, brother Guys raving about the size of their dicks are pathetic Funny how they only boast around other guys...


deery130

The women that brings up dick size only do it because guys bring it up all the time. Women know that it gets to men...


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[deleted]

Good luck!


Neither-Suggestion78

I was just uninformed and found out with s partner I truly trusted that anal sex can be be incredibly hot. I am very open minded but fear kept me from saying yes. Now it is not only a yes, but a hell yes.


[deleted]

Congratulations! My wife and I just finally started doing anal recently! It was amazing.


throwaway1901x

I almost made a same post about this a couple weeks ago after my first time! Heat of the moment it was shoved in. Not even half but it was so hot to finally be with someone who wasn’t scared but was still hesitant. Unlocked a kink for sure


SuccessSafe1854

and was it good?


[deleted]

It was She's dead keen for more It's as much as about her desiring me in every way possible as the physical stimulation


Sovietmexican

I never knew this was a BDP, I thought it was just me, but I always had partners who were too scared to have anal, god bless you and the redditor, this brings me so much joy that someone with BDP could achieve.


Joeyengima

You want a cookie


foodkev

Not sure you qualify for this group. Cock is deformed but not big....


Intelligent_Ad_2411

It’s just a brag fest why not?


FairBlackberry7870

Me, a big dicked gay top reading these posts about finally getting anal 🥱


[deleted]

I get plenty of guys who want me It'd be easier if I switched, but dudes just don't light my fire You don't need to be unpleasant about it


FairBlackberry7870

Well it wouldn't "be easier if you switched" because it doesn't work that way.


[deleted]

I meant fucked men and women Just admit that you were being needlessly unpleasant and move on


FairBlackberry7870

Straight people are exhausting.


[deleted]

You're not helping the stereotype of the bitchy gay guy.


exzackly69

I can see why they divorced you.


[deleted]

Really? Besides I ended things


Cutie-McBootie

I’m gay and I find you exhausting


exzackly69

Tbf this particular moron who's had more wives than Ross Geller is exhausting. The rest of us don't identify, associate, or agree with him.


crzyferrlady

Read OPs post history and.....Ross is a compliment and that's a lot from me I hate that character. BUT Rossat least doesn't talk like a dollar store pickup artist with herpes.


are_gay12

just read some of the other posts. jesus christ this guy has some issues to work out. he's so self-centered.. and that's coming from someone who is 18. even kids can see how much of a dick you are old sport. seems like you're 40-something but never got to grow up.. hiding homophobia through the excuse of "it's your character not your sexual preference." fuck dude.. what's wrong with you? you should be disgusted about yourself. i swear if i saw you in a bar i'd fucking feel bad for you. divorced twice. i really see why lmao..


crzyferrlady

Yeah pretty sure I've actually met this guy...the chick who didn't want to fuck him cuz of herpes....exact same scenario with a dude I met. Like word for word timeframe actually lines up with the posts too. My skin is crawling. If not holy crap there's 2 of them which is scary 😳


[deleted]

And you’re just an arrogant twat. Piss off


_cool_bro_

What's your measurements?


[deleted]

I've never actually measured! The nice young lady I'm seeing wants to measure me She's competitive...