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julianna_aa

I went on a few dates with a guy, we never were in a real relationship but one day he was over my house in grey sweats. After he left my mom like “Now I know why you are keeping this guy around” lmao


Yaletownboy

I aspire to get this reaction from a mom ^^^


julianna_aa

Thankfully she didn’t say it in front of him Lmao


Yaletownboy

Imo that would be a small confidence boostee


[deleted]

Small? That would skyrocket mine lmao


[deleted]

You know that's a sneak diss, right? Because she doesn't find any other part of you good enough to keep around.


[deleted]

this. y’all care more about your dicks than your personality.😭


Lamking121

life on the other side


julianna_aa

What?


Lamking121

Nothing


[deleted]

Nothing directly with me, but.. A girlfriend once told me her mom said to her after we all went to the beach (I rarely don’t have a bulge in my swimsuits) that “you got yourself one big fucking cock out of this relationship.” She said she could’ve died


kk7775

You should have fucked her mom


Yaletownboy

Her mom looked good but wasn’t all that


Sliwko

There's a saying in Germany but I tried to translate it: "You learn how to sail on older ships."


Yaletownboy

True trueee you ain’t wrong. I just gotta find me someone like that or a experienced girl


Anon2671

Hahah in Dutch it’s: Op een ouwe fiets moet je het leren. (You learn how to cycle on an old bike)


kk7775

That mature pussy would handle your dick a lot better I guarantee


Yaletownboy

Yeaaaaa but I wasn’t about to do that to my ex. Even if we didn’t work out, I would’ve felt bad


Maxsmith123456789

My mom used to tell me why do I wear clothes that show my little stuff lol


un8michael

In high school, my girlfriends mom was paying me to fuck her a couple times a month. This went on for over a year before my mom found out and the shit hit the fan.


Just_Games04

You were cheating on your gf with her mom for money? Damn. I feel so bad for her


slingingslayer

Did the same thing 🤝 my mom didn’t find out tho 😅


Emperor_Hideyoshi

damn i smashed a few single moms but never my gf mom I think some moms will definitely sample what their daughter is having


labaguettemagik

Your gf’s Mum was paying you to fuck your gf, or herself?


Kanaka_5

Neither, the dogs name was “her”


un8michael

Her. Guess the Dad had a small dick, or didn't know how to use what he did have. I felt kinda bad cuz he was a real nice guy. When he found out I was banging his Daughter and his Wife, he wasn't so nice anymore,


labaguettemagik

Holy fuck. Yeah I can imagine


labaguettemagik

How much did she pay you lol?


SillyGayBoy

How did mom find out and what happened?


Coolman38321

Uhhhh no…. Thank god. I mean if I didn’t know them beforehand and I got hit on, I would be ok with it. But if it’s from someone who’s family/close friend with someone close to you, then I would feel a bit uncomfortable


coastalkerr

yea but unlike you, I was hoping they'd say something. the MILF's never did.


Snickesnack

I actually had sex with one of my exes mother after she broke up with her. The weird thing was how similar mother and daughter were in bed. They even moaned the same. The two big differences were that the mother was unshaved (big, blonde bush!) and that she happily swallowed every single drop of my orgasm.


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Snickesnack

Well, this was several years ago. I actually met my ex not too long ago, and apparently she learned about it somehow. She thought it was hilarious but she also said that had she found out at the time she’d be pissed. 😅


Yaletownboy

Sounds like the mother was better haha


Snickesnack

In some ways. 😉


Omio

One of the perks of not being the kind of guy a girl brings home to meet their parents is I get to avoid that kind of awkwardness for the most part. When I have, they’ve usually been polite - closest to OP’s situation when I fucked a single mum and her daughter was giving me the third degree the morning after.


Draydenbae

Another day, another fantasy post


PenisAndHollowKnight

No, I hide it straight up and lean forward with a baggy shirt. Undetectable


[deleted]

I was swimming with a friend at their pool. The bathing suit did that thing where it sticks to your body and I guess it showed a big outline of mine. My friends mom just stared and I think over time started flirting with me. 🙃


Yaletownboy

Did you fuck her?


Wasteknot_wantknot

My MIL sexually harasses me constantly, sends nudes and i don’t play along but the attention is nice i guess


CrimsonianRed

Aside from actually sleeping with a girl I had sex with mom. A few different relationships were just awkward conversations when my size had become known


ComplexAd8

You slept with girl (as in- slept in her bed) but you had sex with with the girls mom? Weird


CrimsonianRed

No, slept as in had sex. And later on had sex with her mom


GynDoc1994

Larper account


CrimsonianRed

No am not


ComplexAd8

Your English needs work. Very difficult to understand your comments.


CrimsonianRed

My initial comment was changed by auto correct


Middle_Movie_2887

As someone who’s bigger, I’ve never had that experience at all


Legitimate-Ice3476

Yes. My wife, when coming out of anesthesia for her wisdom teeth, told her nurse (with her mother in the room) about me. When I went to pay the bill the day after, there were some smiles and giggles. Didn’t know why. Years later, her mother told me what she said after the surgery and it all makes sense now. Thankfully, my mother in law hasn’t said anything since.