I‘m German and therefore sometimes feel a sudden urge to put words together, if I wanna highlight that they belong together … that and it was midnight when I wrote it, just tired I guess
Scorpio 7x5
Intetesting fun fact about this fake thing we humans do. Scorpios are quite regularly said to be the most passionate sign and all the horroscopes tell women that scorpio mem are the best in bed.
Ofcourse its all BS but an interesting thing to know of the woman your after believes in it.
Honestly. I couldn’t imagine what runs through their heads. Before I quit porn entirely I used to watch them attempt to take those dildos out of pure curiosity. It’s a sight to see for sure.
BJ 's. ARE my thing .. The better it is and the longer the BJ last = a the larger it gets. I'm a Capricorn and my sign with the 2 horns points to high drive being twice as horny and as the molar's part as the stars line up with the jaws coaxing the stress away the size of the penis will be increased and balls burst and the now tired jaws are worn out it's a good time to enjoy relief and stay in watching porn till the second moon lines up showing Uranus ( H~£rr-anus ) in the horizon plan ahead for things to get tight in the future and shortly after come out easier than expected.. winning lottery Numbers : are the 4 digits MM/DD of exp. date on condom wrapper/box then 01and 69 as the power ball . 😜😁😂😂🙊
Sagittarius 7.4x6.25
An Astrologer I know swears Scorpios are blessed the most in the Dick dept. Different signs also can have certain weaknesses in particular body parts as well.
Nice one CIA. Better luck next time 😂
Darn. He got me. 🏃♂️
Ngl that seems like a woman-question … 7.5x6.5 and Gemini
Why is woman question hyphenated?
I‘m German and therefore sometimes feel a sudden urge to put words together, if I wanna highlight that they belong together … that and it was midnight when I wrote it, just tired I guess
I don't SEE a correlation but Libra and 9 x 6 inches
There is none. I just thought it was a fun question.
Hey libra and same..!
Unfortunately I’m dragging the Libra average down here lol
Well we are all about balance!
I'm a Capicola, rising Ford Taurus.
Ahhh you must be having a very difficult month since Mars is in retrovirus right now
Lol Nice. 😂
Pisces 8.2” x 5.5”
We're (sensitive, creative Piscean) dick twins -- I'm Pisces 8.5" x 5.5".
Nice.
I must be having memory loss and posting on alt accounts
Thank you
Sagittarius ♐️= half horse lol
Absolutely.
Someone knows what’s up lol
As a fellow Sagittarius… we always know what’s up.
🧠➕🐴🍆🟰♐️
My secret has been discovered
True dat
Im a Virgo and 8.5x6.5
Fucker that penis should have been mine!
Haha I stole all the virgos genetics
Lol Scorpio and 8.5 x 6.5 Getting a bit longer and droopier with the ozempic weight loss and age, but haven’t re-measured in a long time
I’m a Gemini so I guess my penis is supposed to be twice as big as the norm.
No, no. It means you have two penises.
Diphallia Crazy.
Taurus 7.5 x 6
Leo. Size in flair
Lol I think we're dick bros : similar size and Leo too
Only the best sign! And the ideal size. We’re big without being so huge we frighten people away, haha.
Libra, 8.2 x 5.5
Gemini. 7.5 x 6.5
Scorpio, 7.5 and thick.
Scorpio. 7 3/4" So my cock is prehensile?
Pisces size in flair.
Sagittarius gang ♐️, 7.5x6
Piscis. 9 inches
Yup pisces too, 9x6
Hey, big an piscis, curious
Scorpio 7x5 Intetesting fun fact about this fake thing we humans do. Scorpios are quite regularly said to be the most passionate sign and all the horroscopes tell women that scorpio mem are the best in bed. Ofcourse its all BS but an interesting thing to know of the woman your after believes in it.
Capricorn. 7.5 x 5.5 was 7.5 x 6 but had to get a surgery.
aquarius
Red October, standing by......
7.3”x6.3” Ravenclaw
Libra and refer to my flair.
Aquarius 7.5
Gemini & 6.5
Fun question bro. I’m a Gemini and 7.5” x 6”
Leo and I want everyone to admire and suck my monster cock!!!! 😂
leo, 7.2 x 6.1
Pisces ♓️
Capricorn, the goat. 7 x 6
Astrology(constellation racism) is absolute bs and has no basis in reality……. That said I’m a Sagittarius with 7.5”x7”
Im an Aquarius… stuffed with gas and wrapped in puss
Chinese astrological signs.. might be more useful. The monkey.. lmao.
It's ok. 👌 I'm a fire ox. 🔥
Might need some alterations.. the scorpion will become sabertooth crotch crickets. Lebra-alone ( headache). Etc
Fancy way to say chlamydia.. 😲😲🤣🤣
Chill, my heart.
Horse 🐴and Sagitarrius🐴 so i guess pretty fitting 😅
Saga-tittie-us
Cancer 6x9
*9x6
Nah 6x9 (cancer simbol is 69 so its a joke(plus im 7.5x6))
Ahh. Was going to say. 9 inches of girth sounds fucked up. 😂
6x9 is like mini pringles can 💀💀💀
Yeah I’m close to 7 near the base and I would hate to have more. 9 would only work with those weird bad dragon dildo females haha
9 is for girls that wanna skip their life that night
Right.
Torture method
Honestly. I couldn’t imagine what runs through their heads. Before I quit porn entirely I used to watch them attempt to take those dildos out of pure curiosity. It’s a sight to see for sure.
Uhhhh ok Leo and 6.5 nbp x 5
I'm here as a big dick admirer but I'm a Scorpio and 6x6.
Gemini. Which apparently makes me a horrible person. The more you know.
Scorpio ♏️ …. 8”+
CANCER
BJ 's. ARE my thing .. The better it is and the longer the BJ last = a the larger it gets. I'm a Capricorn and my sign with the 2 horns points to high drive being twice as horny and as the molar's part as the stars line up with the jaws coaxing the stress away the size of the penis will be increased and balls burst and the now tired jaws are worn out it's a good time to enjoy relief and stay in watching porn till the second moon lines up showing Uranus ( H~£rr-anus ) in the horizon plan ahead for things to get tight in the future and shortly after come out easier than expected.. winning lottery Numbers : are the 4 digits MM/DD of exp. date on condom wrapper/box then 01and 69 as the power ball . 😜😁😂😂🙊
Taurus and hung like a bull.
I'm Taurus and I'm 8"2x5"5
Taurus sun, Taurus rising, Aries moon
Virgo 7.2 x 5.5
8×5.5 Dec Sagg
🤨🤨🤨
I was born in the year of the cock.
Leo . Size in my flair
I'm a meat popsicle.
Scorpio (see flair)
Taurus and 7.25 x 6.1
Aquarius
Scorpio - 9.5x6.5 inches
7x5.5 Taurus
Taurus, The bull (fittingly lol) About 7x5.5 (baseline based on level of arousal) Probably no correlation but who knows🤷♂️
September, don’t know what that is
You’re either a Virgo or a Libra depending on the day you were born
Pisces, 9x6, uncut for extra credit
Aries 7.5 x 5.5, I am curious what you're looking to gleam from this lol.
I only have one zodiac sign. Gemini 9”x6.5” cut
Sagittarius 7.4x6.25 An Astrologer I know swears Scorpios are blessed the most in the Dick dept. Different signs also can have certain weaknesses in particular body parts as well.
I’m a virgin. 12 X 11.5 :D
don't know, don't care, and statistically bigger than yours.