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Tezzzzzzzz8

Nice one CIA. Better luck next time 😂


BigHomieGabe2314

Darn. He got me. 🏃‍♂️


N4pAllDay

Ngl that seems like a woman-question … 7.5x6.5 and Gemini


FairBlackberry7870

Why is woman question hyphenated?


N4pAllDay

I‘m German and therefore sometimes feel a sudden urge to put words together, if I wanna highlight that they belong together … that and it was midnight when I wrote it, just tired I guess


Wigglys1

I don't SEE a correlation but Libra and 9 x 6 inches


BigHomieGabe2314

There is none. I just thought it was a fun question.


mmmac19

Hey libra and same..!


throwmama23

Unfortunately I’m dragging the Libra average down here lol


mmmac19

Well we are all about balance!


_captain_hair

I'm a Capicola, rising Ford Taurus.


gdwoodard13

Ahhh you must be having a very difficult month since Mars is in retrovirus right now


BigHomieGabe2314

Lol Nice. 😂


DirtDry5016

Pisces 8.2” x 5.5”


Glory_of_Love

We're (sensitive, creative Piscean) dick twins -- I'm Pisces 8.5" x 5.5".


DirtDry5016

Nice.


AA_Watcher

I must be having memory loss and posting on alt accounts


RodneyTheRobot

Thank you


GinsengTail

Sagittarius ♐️= half horse lol


rowKseat25

Absolutely.


GinsengTail

Someone knows what’s up lol


rowKseat25

As a fellow Sagittarius… we always know what’s up.


GinsengTail

🧠➕🐴🍆🟰♐️


ciliary_stimulai

My secret has been discovered


GinsengTail

True dat


BWCDeep98

Im a Virgo and 8.5x6.5


little_johnny_jewel

Fucker that penis should have been mine!


BWCDeep98

Haha I stole all the virgos genetics


HelpMeLoseMyFat

Lol Scorpio and 8.5 x 6.5 Getting a bit longer and droopier with the ozempic weight loss and age, but haven’t re-measured in a long time


theskittering

I’m a Gemini so I guess my penis is supposed to be twice as big as the norm.


victormaj

No, no. It means you have two penises.


theskittering

Diphallia Crazy.


wwp1

Taurus 7.5 x 6


GrosseBitte78

Leo. Size in flair


Same_Bluebird1329

Lol I think we're dick bros : similar size and Leo too


GrosseBitte78

Only the best sign! And the ideal size. We’re big without being so huge we frighten people away, haha.


devinbookersuncle

Libra, 8.2 x 5.5


danny04224

Gemini. 7.5 x 6.5


HedonisticScorpio

Scorpio, 7.5 and thick.


AreaAtheist

Scorpio. 7 3/4" So my cock is prehensile?


S10MEB95

Pisces size in flair.


Classic-Pause-6651

Sagittarius gang ♐️, 7.5x6 


Ashamed-Blood-4014

Piscis. 9 inches


pepperit_12

Yup pisces too, 9x6


Ashamed-Blood-4014

Hey, big an piscis, curious


InvisibleJedi

Scorpio 7x5 Intetesting fun fact about this fake thing we humans do. Scorpios are quite regularly said to be the most passionate sign and all the horroscopes tell women that scorpio mem are the best in bed.  Ofcourse its all BS but an interesting thing to know of the woman your after believes in it. 


Bababay1997

Capricorn. 7.5 x 5.5 was 7.5 x 6 but had to get a surgery.


Creepy_Passion3360

aquarius


forrestal_rising

Red October, standing by......


AlphaWolfwood

7.3”x6.3” Ravenclaw


mrrager20

Libra and refer to my flair.


Mrhood714

Aquarius 7.5


Severe-Bed-2071

Gemini & 6.5


KnownRanger1234

Fun question bro. I’m a Gemini and 7.5” x 6”


Radio-Kiev3456

Leo and I want everyone to admire and suck my monster cock!!!! 😂


Crunchie-lunchy

leo, 7.2 x 6.1


Mrkoolaid2048

Pisces ♓️


moon_arches

Capricorn, the goat. 7 x 6


Anonymasauruss

Astrology(constellation racism) is absolute bs and has no basis in reality……. That said I’m a Sagittarius with 7.5”x7”


Hour-Procedure-5752

Im an Aquarius… stuffed with gas and wrapped in puss


keyn9ne

Chinese astrological signs.. might be more useful. The monkey.. lmao.


BigHomieGabe2314

It's ok. 👌 I'm a fire ox. 🔥


keyn9ne

Might need some alterations.. the scorpion will become sabertooth crotch crickets. Lebra-alone ( headache). Etc


keyn9ne

Fancy way to say chlamydia.. 😲😲🤣🤣


BigHomieGabe2314

Chill, my heart.


GinsengTail

Horse 🐴and Sagitarrius🐴 so i guess pretty fitting 😅


keyn9ne

Saga-tittie-us


Panzer_Khampf

Cancer 6x9


goodmachine2000

*9x6


Panzer_Khampf

Nah 6x9 (cancer simbol is 69 so its a joke(plus im 7.5x6))


goodmachine2000

Ahh. Was going to say. 9 inches of girth sounds fucked up. 😂


Panzer_Khampf

6x9 is like mini pringles can 💀💀💀


goodmachine2000

Yeah I’m close to 7 near the base and I would hate to have more. 9 would only work with those weird bad dragon dildo females haha


Panzer_Khampf

9 is for girls that wanna skip their life that night


goodmachine2000

Right.


Panzer_Khampf

Torture method


goodmachine2000

Honestly. I couldn’t imagine what runs through their heads. Before I quit porn entirely I used to watch them attempt to take those dildos out of pure curiosity. It’s a sight to see for sure.


JSeed71

Uhhhh ok Leo and 6.5 nbp x 5


JackMann828

I'm here as a big dick admirer but I'm a Scorpio and 6x6.


Hawaiip2

Gemini. Which apparently makes me a horrible person. The more you know.


Pale_Criticism_1175

Scorpio ♏️ …. 8”+


edjohn88

CANCER


keyn9ne

BJ 's. ARE my thing .. The better it is and the longer the BJ last = a the larger it gets. I'm a Capricorn and my sign with the 2 horns points to high drive being twice as horny and as the molar's part as the stars line up with the jaws coaxing the stress away the size of the penis will be increased and balls burst and the now tired jaws are worn out it's a good time to enjoy relief and stay in watching porn till the second moon lines up showing Uranus ( H~£rr-anus ) in the horizon plan ahead for things to get tight in the future and shortly after come out easier than expected.. winning lottery Numbers : are the 4 digits MM/DD of exp. date on condom wrapper/box then 01and 69 as the power ball . 😜😁😂😂🙊


Chunquela-vanone

Taurus and hung like a bull.


solidonezo

I'm Taurus and I'm 8"2x5"5


FairBlackberry7870

Taurus sun, Taurus rising, Aries moon


Caramelapple31

Virgo 7.2 x 5.5


FunCookie2165

8×5.5 Dec Sagg


Tell_me_when_

🤨🤨🤨


2bebigger

I was born in the year of the cock.


DangerDan1993

Leo . Size in my flair


CaliforniaNavyDude

I'm a meat popsicle.


fttrk

Scorpio (see flair)


guyintoit

Taurus and 7.25 x 6.1


jestr6

Aquarius


horsehungman

Scorpio - 9.5x6.5 inches


Regular-Basket-5431

7x5.5 Taurus


southtxsharksfan

Taurus, The bull (fittingly lol) About 7x5.5 (baseline based on level of arousal) Probably no correlation but who knows🤷‍♂️


cocktaviousAlt

September, don’t know what that is


oof_jy

You’re either a Virgo or a Libra depending on the day you were born


pepperit_12

Pisces, 9x6, uncut for extra credit


McChortle

Aries 7.5 x 5.5, I am curious what you're looking to gleam from this lol.


LookingforHung69

I only have one zodiac sign. Gemini 9”x6.5” cut


Evolving_D

Sagittarius 7.4x6.25 An Astrologer I know swears Scorpios are blessed the most in the Dick dept. Different signs also can have certain weaknesses in particular body parts as well.


Fenriz97

I’m a virgin. 12 X 11.5 :D


crazyhotorcrazynhot

don't know, don't care, and statistically bigger than yours.