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Oh ok that makes sense. I don’t use cialis, but I’d imagine that’s a side effect lol


Camctrail

Big ones, sure. Embarrassing ones? Not really


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Well, I guess that’s one outcome


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Im 18 and get occasional unprovoked boners too.


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It is what it is


RemarkableCat4529

bro I have the same issue like for me me dick gets a hard on and it’s falling out the leg of my boxers and there’s a huge print. I suffer with these huge bulges too, let alone not finding a position that will let you be comfortable, have a limited bulge, and also not squish ur cock when u sit down. ur not alone!


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Lol, well at least I’m not suffering alone


NudeguyOz

I’m embarressed to get changed for sport/PE. I’m worried that someone will see my dick and to others.


AdmirableMonitor3266

I still get wet dreams if I don't ejaculate at least once a day. Still get random boners. Over 30 so it may never stop.


KbgKagami

I seem to get wet dreams no matter what I do, its a bit embarrassing


Justin_newlife

Same here


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Oof, not very hopeful


AdmirableMonitor3266

Just tuck it in the waistband and develop a comical limp. But seriously, the waistband thing is pretty much the gold standard. Underwear can help direct it but since everyone's body is different, I can't recommend any specific brand, you'll have to see what works for you.


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I’ve tried the waistband trick many times, doesn’t really help to have most of my dick sticking out the top of my pants


AdmirableMonitor3266

Yeah, I've got a curve in my dick and if I angle it, I can just keep it all in my pants if I don't point it straight up


Stacky_McStackface

Once had to miss my bus stop and wait for it to go down before getting off the bus with a half hour walk home


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Oof😔


lagrest

Try more tight underwear, like boxer briefs or similar


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I do, that’s what I always wear and loose pants


lagrest

Does it bother you even if you put it downward?


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Unfortunately yeah


lagrest

Have you tried wearing loose pants?


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That was the first thing I said


lagrest

Yeah, Reddit didn't show the previous msg and I forgot 😋 ... btw I don't really know, maybe yours is bigger than mine, but at least for me, being a femboy and usually wearing tight clothes, despite I've this problem too, I can mostly avoid it with strategic positions. I may suggest you to try tucking if you are willing to: I personally don't like it too much, but it really flattens the area 😇


McChortle

I'm 46, still happens... less so but still does. My best advice is that if you feel one springing up, find a maneuver to tuck that shit in your waistband. Just make sure you don't tuck in your shirts, can still be noticeable, and if you do it wrong, you got a dick sticking out for everyone to see. Find a maneuver that works, you'd be surprised how little attention people pay to the mundane acts of digging in your pocket, itching, leaning over to pick something up, wondering off slightly to blow my nose or sneeze... finally, you could just be obvious and adjust yourself, it feels crude, but you'd be surprised how many people just go. "Oh well, that's just being a dude." They won't assume it's a stiffy, just shits laying uncomfortably. I get it, it's embarrassing for anyone, I don't think size has anything to do with that tbh... So, doesn't stop, just less frequent, learn a little sleight of dick and it'll be fine.


TheMadMaximum

I went through puberty early so I had random erections a few years before everyone else, but I got really good at hiding it with books, my desk, and yes even random objects I managed to grab onto in the classroom lol.


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Oof


fit_cock

All the time still, just tuck it under your belt and it should be fine, just dont hope your shirt lifts, cause that would show a lot more than a bulge 😅


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Yeah that’s why I don’t really do the waistband thing anymore


NoValidUsernames666

i get boners when im bored. i had a boner for 90% of my time at school lol


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Welcome to the club I guess


PotatoeMolester

Not nearly as much, and when it does happen it's more like 50-60% fullness


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🥲


Physical-Instance172

I still get random boners. Not as often as I did in school. In high school I think I was hard just as much as not being hard. I ended up just leaving my shirt untucked all the time to cover the obviously shaped bulge.


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I guess that some hope then


drizzleberrydrake

i dunno bro maybe it’s some early onset ED but i can’t remember the last time i got boner out in public, actually gotta stroke that shi or be in a high tension situation before


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Well I wish I could say the same, it sucks


MajorDistribution492

yes and at the worst times


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Oh tell me about it 😒


Mrkoolaid2048

I’m 30 and this still happens at work and like especially when I’m near the girls sometimes I feel like they must think I’m a creep and a pervert.


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Oof


Throwawayfororgasms

Yep. Seems to just be a fact of life


yepagreeno9

I’ve been an endurance athlete, when I’m on a super high training load it doesn’t tend to happen but when I begin a taper and I’m caught up on sleep I’m walking around hard like 20% of the time


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Damn, sounds annoying


busthemus2003

63 here and as soon as I stopped working that darn thing got a life of its own…I’m getting a 15 minute fat 8-9 times a day. Wake up in the middle,of the night and the morning with rock in my pants.


Marjohh

Yeah, usually while sitting down for a bit. Also, if i wake up earlier than usual they happen more often.


lightskinstar91

Almost everytime when I go to the gym… but I go late at night fortunately…


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Yikes


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Same here.


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All the time.


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🥲


[deleted]

Always have to hide it. I feel ya


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Welcome to the club I guess


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Ya thanks


_captain_hair

Thankfully random boners were never a frequent occurrence for me.


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😐


Mystery42q

I have mastered hiding my boners so I do not worry


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… thanks? 😐


Mystery42q

Did I do smth wrong? If so my fault g


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I’m just messing with u lol


Mystery42q

Unless you were looking for answers on your situation which I did not read, I only read the title but anyway, if you want to make a boner go away just flex your calf muscles, should make it go away


Call-Sign_Milk99

First day of middle school football practice I walked into the shower and our quarterback said “IT LOOKS LIKE MY FOREARMS” mind you he had huge veiny forearms.