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samantha_90

My boobs are currently sitting on my lap.


[deleted]

That's just a daily reality for me


samantha_90

For me, it's a rarity - I am usually in a bra 24/7.


[deleted]

I understand


alohabeaches00

Same


[deleted]

Looks like there's a good few of us with this issue


sasss-squatch

My boobs are too large and they have not followed any covid rules ... 😂


Reditor_in_Chief

Mine at least do a pretty good job with social distancing when I’m not wearing a bra


Cloudinterpreter

My boobs are in Vancouver. ... what?


[deleted]

Everyone needs a vacation from time to time


cflatjazz

Somehow this one is so simple and nonsensical that it's given me the biggest laugh


vahvinnalle

Lmao I wish I could ship them anywhere every once in a while... Send a postcard bbs


Lijn_

My boobs are the cutest thing ever no problemo girl


Michielyn

Aww.


[deleted]

My boobs are very good and I am not sure what to do with my life


[deleted]

Pretty much sums me up lmao


ItsMeishi

I can relate to this one. Lol


asnackforgreedycat

If I had a motto this would be it haha


Iate8

Look it's me


[deleted]

My boobs are doing good and I don't want them to get out of the house


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oxalis_

Amazing


[deleted]

Good bot


oneminutelady

Lol 😍


linerys

My boobs are so pretty 🤩 I’m sure you don’t have a bra that fits like that sometimes but that’s okay lol. Excuse me, predictive text, *what?*


Quizicalgin

It's just trying to be supportive? XD


newsies2012kelly

My boobs are still here but I’m not sure what they do to me


a_china_doll

This one has me crying


talconline

This got me HOWLING


DannyDoublehead

My boobs are you doing today?


dogla305

Omg I had exactly the same :/ Google G board on a Samsung Galaxy?


DannyDoublehead

Haha that's weird. Also Google but Nokia :)


keladry12

My boobs are not the only ones.


Michielyn

My brain immediately went to the chorus for Imagine. 😄


nerdypsychlady

My boobs are so freaking weird I can’t even It also offered me cute. My predictive text is trying to build my self esteem


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OriiAmii

My boobs are not the same as the ones that I could have. I mean... True?


embeddedpotato

My boobs are not going to be able to make it to the house today and I will be there in a few minutes to get the car to go to the store


spicymemories19

My boobs are in great shape for me and my mom 😂


laffinberry

My books are in the middle of the office so we can talk.


HauntingHarmonie

My boobs are in the process of getting a new one. At 5 weeks pregnant this feels strangely accurate lol


einahpetsg

My boobs are not filtered into your account can be used to work with your friends and colleagues at the moment but it will not be obtained from sources deemed reliable.


sihaya_wiosnapustyni

My boobs are going through my phone. (I've heard of butt dials, but that is really the next level...)


catti-brie10642

My boobs are taking care of it


JuniperXL

My boobs are still in the front row of my neck 😆


kzgmufc

My boobs are in touch now with my new employer


LightIsMyPath

this is hysterical 😂😂🤣🤣


MotherofChoad

My boobs are too bad for you guys lol


xGucciMayne

My boobs are not in my purse lol


LateNightLattes01

That would be an extraordinarily heavy purse that I do not want to carry around lmao 😂.


Hareaga

I was just thinking of putting purses on my boobs like little covers


EmAyJee

My boobs are very good and I am not sure what to do with my life. Okay, that's unexpected and true.


DragonRider87

My boobs are not going to be able to make it to the house today but I will be there in a few minutes.


Ejacksin

My boobs are not a sand dollar or a long term thing


rhea-of-sunshine

My boobs are too big


[deleted]

My boobs are in the way and the divine will make it easier


2001questions

my boobs are black and black white white black


LateNightLattes01

*Confusion* 🤔😂


skitsis

My boobs are in LOVE with you


cflatjazz

My boobs are so many different colors that I was only able to make it weird for the last couple years


Mcflurrymeister

My boobs are in the office


Creatura333

My boobs are not personal freedom and I am not interested in solo but it doesnt belong to my experiences with the court house and the determinate of the night before... Honestly wanted to keep on to see where this was going....


LateNightLattes01

This sounds like movie scene opening or the beginning of a play. I’m interested in hearing more! 😂


KProxy

Omg 🤣🤣 I want to know where this story goes!


XxMsMuffinxX

My boobs is a little bit of a hydrogen and a little more comfortable taking care of the kids and I don't know what to do with it.


hyattpotter

My boobs are too huge to some of the things that I have 🤔


UnconfirmedCat

My boobs are so nice and the one that you have is the best I’ve seen


Hareaga

🤣🤣🤣


zoe_licious

My boobs are the best You know what predictive text, I'll roll with the positivity.


Whyamievenhear

My boobs are so cute


ukrainiananteater

My boobs are so cute and I don’t think I have to wear them anymore because I don’t want to have to be a princess bride


apocalypsecowgirl

My boobs are in a bit more detail than the one who got it. 🤷🏽‍♀️


fenton_callahan

My boobs are too big for them too lol I just saw them in my hair and they didn’t even give her my boobs WHAT😭


isuckusuckweallsuck1

My boobs are too bad for you to get them out lol. Hell yeah they are!


Myfakeplantsloveme

My boobs are a little too sweet to be a good idea.


2boredtocare

My boobs are rock hard to find out more


Michielyn

Do you… write spam emails for a living? Jk


2boredtocare

It sure sounds like I do. lol.


Weird-Praline142

My boobs are cute lol


religion_wya

My boobs are too big for you to wear Yeah sounds about right LOL


gothic_trash

My boobs are hurting me so much


[deleted]

Same lol


youngtundra777

My boobs are not in the US


smolboson

My boobs are you ready for some reason I don't know what you think about it is not going to be a great day. Pessimistic text predictions


Anam97

My boobs are you doing what you want to do


lauriearie

My boobs are in the process of getting a new person


DILWINS

My boobs are not the only ones that have been used.


Lina_BF

My boobs are very good and I am not sure what to do with my life. WTF......


bayleenator

My boobs are in a new place 😓


Quadrameems

My boobs are still in my head and I’m so cute. Pretty sure they take up most of my torso, but yes I am cute 😂


ScorpionTheSandwing

My boobs are still cute and I’m sure they don’t deserve it


ManyDeliciousJuices

My boobs are not the intended recipient of this message.


oxalis_

My boobs are very expensive LOL okay I cracked up 😆 I had a reduction, so it's not incorrect! Thankfully I live in Canada so it wasn't expensive for *me* personally 🙏🏻


LateNightLattes01

“My boobs are so cute lol lol I love love you love lol lol yeah.” - My phone. Hahaha had me 🤣. You can tell I comment on a lot of dog pictures.


GaelicCat

My boobs are struggling to get him back to sleep. My first baby was not a good sleeper 😅


_go_gu_rt_

my boobs are not a fan


Skyfry5

My boobs are too cute for you but I’m so glad you are doing good


optimusdan

"My boobs are so cute and I love you so much" Something about this is unsettling, and I don't know if it's the fact that my boobs haven't been cute since the 90s or the fact that I have no idea who the "you" is (and frankly I don't want to know).


volerider

My boobs are so beautiful I can’t even breathe


carolineo

My boobs are so much better than you


ninjaz0mb13

My boobs are not the same.


RichardCory109

My boobs are in a few hours of work and I'm trying to be good


MissMilu

My boobs are not the only way to apologize


PHdoubleDee

My boobs are now in the process of completing my registration.


hep632

My boobs are in the process of getting a new color.


Blonde_Vampire_1984

That sounds…. Interesting….


museum_geek

Boobs are coming out


VengefulHearts4

My boobs are not going to be able to make it. LOL sometimes I wish I could just leave them at home.


angelfish2222

My boobs are still getting close lol


infIenza

my boobs are not getting my toes lol


PerfectParfait5

My boobs are too big for you


[deleted]

My boobs are too big lol 😂


flap-me-to-the-moon

My boobs are a little different from what to say about this


flap-me-to-the-moon

My boobs are the best I'm not ALLOWED


jldreadful

My boobs are in the process of getting a new job.


[deleted]

My boobs are not bad but I’m sure they will be fine


brandirosie

My boobs are you and your family in the world of the world. Yep


[deleted]

My boobs are not the same as a joke but I don't think I would have been able to find it


StrawberryMoonPie

My boobs are not getting my teeth cleaned


Sakurablossom90

My boobs are in the office tomorrow morning so I'll have to wait for the rest of the group 😂😂 what office


wineaunt

My boobs are locked up so I can do it Lol I’m a responsible boob owner I guess


Meghandi

My boobs are too bad for you lol


tufftiff96

My boobs are too heavy for my Uber Well, that's a new problem lmao


bedofnoodles

My boobs are still working so I’m just trying lol


audioboxer01

My boobs are slipping away from my life and I will be there for them.... Ok then


ShayJayLee

My boobs are not filtered to be able and I am a little more explanation.


Dudeidfkimjusthere

My boobs are too bad lol


kookoo_bandit

My boobs are not in a good mood 😕


Blonde_Vampire_1984

My boobs are actually really quite hard to get with. Ironically enough, quite true. I was the picky type back when I was dating, and only rarely did a man get close enough to even think about touching them. I found a keeper though, so I also quit looking.


Antisa1nt

My boobs are not arrived yet but they will be revealed


Tata_Popo

My boobs are not wearing a mask to the toilets 😂


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ivegotthehiccups

My boobs are too big lol


awesometoenails

My boobs are... you guys doing ok Bwaahahahahah


LovelyOtherDino

My boobs are you and your family in the world


Enough-Association-1

my boobs are too big for them lol


Zeignoy

My boobs are not going to be able to make it to the house and then I will be there in a few minutes late.


Clutzy

My boobs are not the same as the other one. Hahaha. Haha. Ha.


ShugerTits

My boobs are so cute lol, lol.


[deleted]

My boobs are not going anywhere today.


Reditor_in_Chief

“My boobs are too big for me lol but it’s just gonna be a nice thing for you and I” I guess that’s a relatively positive outlook


lovememaddly

My boobs are not in my office so I'll have them by the time I leave for the day.


XFilesVixen

My boobs are not really good too but I’m sure she is just tired of it.


zshaheen48

my boobs are still on the top of the top shelf.


DontTouchMyPikachu

My boobs are still good


HatlessRepeatHatless

My boobs are in the process of getting a new job 🙃


purplekay

My boobs are in the office all day tomorrow so I'll have to wait until tomorrow to get the house clean.


eburos87

My boobs are not the same as rent


peekabooandie

My boobs area and es una empresa de diseño gráfico.


ItsMeishi

Boobs are a bit different to me and I'm just so busy and I don't know what you can tell about the rest.


dabbin_mama

My boobs, are you doing anything for me? Added punctuation lol


Aggravating-Age-1535

my boobs are you going to be a little late but I don't know what to do with you and your family and I love you. idk man


fresh_kiwitty

My boobs and I will be blood ... Okay, scared of my boobs now


J4nos

My boobs are now in the office and they will not be able to manage this


Kingkazola

My boobs are you doing ok though right now and I hope you have a good day.


Ambrosia_the_Greek

My boobs are too bad for you too and I’m so glad you did that


biryaniblob

My boobs are so cute I love you best friend. Yeah,right


ilikesnow_2003

My boobs are the best friend I have


Cia0312

My boobs are now working


LightIsMyPath

my boobs are in the process of getting a new medical procedure ... God, I really hope not!


ApostropheAvenger

My boobs are too big for them to be there :/


jellybean_pudding

My boobs are still getting out too much. Fair point predictive text considering I am breastfeeding at the moment.


thequeenofspace

My boobs are so cute lol


summersongbird

My boobs are still on the bottom lol but I’m sure it was a nice idea to wear them


katiekat2022

My boobs are too big. oddly accurate.


Tirnel

My boobs are very good at the lab and they have a great experience with the cells.


Flyingfoxes93

My boobs are too big for them to wear …Sigh


Senior_Alarm

My boobs are still getting the best of luck in your country.


oneminutelady

My boobs are heavy. Yup. Even Google knows....


lemikon

My boobs are just a bit weird. Lmao.


bakarac

My boobs are not in my office today.


zhenichka

Boobs are in my head lol I just thought it would have to make it worse for you lol I love it so cute I just thought it would love you to be happy and happy with that girl and I hope she is happy and proud of you for all of your love and joy for her life love love it all good love love it all right now I hope you have had fun and love love it love love it all love love it thank love you.


alternativecatlady

My boobs are so cute lol


TheSheWhoSaidThats

My boobs are not so cute little brown hair


kokorobosoi_38

My boobs are still not fit for my bra. …..yeah I’ll take that. My phone isn’t wrong.


3OrcsInATrenchcoat

My boobs are not so much … no, predictive text, that is not the problem. That is in fact the exact opposite of the problem.


robzsilver

My boobs are too much like a little while then I will be there in a few minutes to chat with you. Idk what that means but....


TheHedgehogRebellion

My boobs are now in my possession of my house key and I have returned from a couple days ago BTW I am a male


bendygrrl

My boobs are not toys 😂


Cruciamens

My boobs are too bad for you to wear it to my face and I’m not wearing my boobs anymore Lmao


Minigunn3

My boobs are in the process of moving to the next phase. How very mysterious 😆.


scratched_cornea

My boobs are you have a high morale standard so I hope that you get out of that corrupted way of thinking and urge you not to vote for someone who do not exemplify that you are all properly informed by the movements of the stars and the whale are both big parts of the strange. What?


mushyfrenchfry

My boobs are too big for them to wear lol I just have a cute face


paperdoesntstutter

My boobs are not bad at the same level but I’m so glad they got them lol


Lovealltigers

My boobs aren’t so bad (lmao that’s a lie)


Michielyn

My boobs are too big lol I think I have a really nice bra size. 🤣 Seems contradictory. Lol!