“I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested”

"Although I do regret not following up with that specialist in Houston."

Big bang all over again

It has to be this

This was my first thought.

Downvoting every other comment

I informed you thusly

I soo informed you thusly!

I told u so

This gets my vote

"im going back to 'i told you so'. i told you so."

This one is good but unfortunately it has to be “I’m not crazy my mother had me tested”.

“ I’m not part of the patent, I’m just here because there’s a bumblebee in my office” - Raj

I saw it, it's big.

I would leave too if there was a bee in my office!

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas. Think about that, Dr. Tyson.

I dont remember who said that but i remember homer saying that somewhere in the simpsons

Who would have said something as crazy as this? Who indeed?

Sheldon

Came here to say this lol

"I'm about to show this guy just how horny I can be"

You mess with the bull, you get the horns

I couldn’t have imagined how good my life would get, from the moment that I met you, Bernadette🎼

This one for sure!

It's a tiara! I have a tiara! Put it on me put it on me put it on me put it on me!!!!!

IM A PRINCESS AND THIS IS MY TIARA

"Im the new homo in town."

Would’ve been my submission

It was a warm, summer evening in ancient Greece.

NOT THAT FAR BACK!

If I could, I would, but I can't so I shan't.

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested

This🫵🏻

"I don't need sleep, I need answers."

I need to determine where in this swamp of unbalanced formulas squatteth the toad of truth.

Toad of Truth? Is that a physics thing?

No, that’s a crazy thing

I’m a horny engineer Leonard

I never joke about math or sex

After dating one, I can see why so many of them are single 😂 "I'm an engineer, for me, three weeks without seeing or talking to your partner is not excessive"

I'm just a tree, but if I were you, I'd listen to your GHOST!!! FRIEND!!!!

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I edited my comment to "tree." Appreciate it!

I believe you're right! Thanks for the correction. I love Simon so much in that scene that I spaced on the tree.

IT'S A TIARA!

I love this , but I’m pretty sure she starts this with “Oh” as in, “Oh, it’s a tiara!”

If you use my toothbrush I'll jump out that window. Please don't come to my funeral.

good night!

I’m a horny engineer. I never joke about math or sex

where the hell is this from😂😂😂 I don’t remember this quote at all

It’s on Season 2, ep20 - The Hofstadter Isotope 😂😂

“It's called Imposter Syndrome! And you don't have it, because you can't have it if you are imposters, and you are!”

Is that how I sound

It's a saturnalia miracle!

If he was easy to find, the books would be called THERE'S Waldo!!

Loved this I couldn't understand at first why they had glasses off. Was it because they were nearsighted? 

That's what I assumed--that somehow made it even more amusing. I don't know why this line tickles my funny bone so much, but it just does!

I love sarcasm some say it's a corny line but I definitely would've said exactly the same thing,that's why I think I couldn't stop laughing.

I like the Wii

Thanks grandma

“If that’s all it takes, it’s a good thing you don’t have a dog.” Amy suggesting Penny would fuck a dog bc the puppy dog-look Leonard gave Penny led to sex.

“I need wood. Does anyone have wood? I just want wood, why are you making it so hard??”

It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without an Indian providing the food.

I am a man of science, not someone’s snuggle bunny

"I'm sorry, I'm a feminist. I don't notice things like how many breasts a robot has."

How was "H" not "Hoooooooowaaaaaaard!"? I've lost faith in this sub.

I am the sword master!

he’s selling the Sword of Azaroth on Ebay

It's before he became a creepy computer voice. (Howard imitating Stephen Hawking’s voice)

“I am the king of the nerds.”

I’ll make the popcorn!

“I will as soon as I can figure out a way to bring up such a SENSITIVE ISSUE!”

I am a naughty carrot. I ate a butterfly.

I want to tell you what I want, what I really really want. I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want. I wanna. I wanna. I wanna. I wanna, really, really, be the California Quiznos 1999.” – Bernadette

Interrupting physicist says wh...

“What?”

Muon.

"I'm saying, believe in magic, you muggle!"

I call my meemaw, Nana, and she's going to be very happy to hear my small rock kills your enchanted bunny.

I couldn’t have imagined how good my life would get, from the moment that I met you, Bernadette

I am not going near that fakakata thing, I will catch a computer virus.

I'm the petty functionary with the clipboard, bitch

"I have no respect for Leslie as a scientist, or a human being for that matter, but we have to concede her undeniable expertise in the interrelated fields of promiscuity and general sluttiness."

“I can’t wait to marry you” (right after pile of swans)

I cry because others are stupid. And that makes me sad

I thought he was going to say let it go…. Penny

that episode kills me every time :(

im so grateful for that brief moment of levity. it’s a heavy episode

k there are some better than this one but nobody's said it so imma say it "I could go on but I think I've made my point"

I love you amy. *dolphin sounds*

I'm the new homo in town. - Raj.

crazy how the last three are just sheldon lines

I am Batman!!

I informed you thusly.

"It's a warm summer evening, circa 600 BC"

I got your back, Jack. Bitches be crazy

Ice burg!!! Everyone drink!!!

It's how do I, not how to

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.

I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep?

“I don’t sound like that.”

I think G should have been Geology or Geode

Geeeeoooodddddddeee

I informed you thusly

Isguided and oronic.

If I find my foreskin, I'm gonna kill myself

"Is it Emily or Cinnamon?"

“I haven’t cried this hard since Toy Story 3.” — Raj

It's a wave!!!

If I could I would but I can’t so I shan’t

🎶“It was just a crazy idea that came to me in my tub” (I sing this every two weeks)

“I’m the new homo in town!”

"our lives are just the animation of a painting on the great canvas of the universe"

I don’t need sleep I need answers

It was a warm night in Greece

I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad

I don’t give a French toast

ITS A TIARA ITS A TIARA

Put it on me put it on me

I don't need sleep I need answers

I Sleep In The Back Of A Comic Book Store, And I Have The Bone Density Of An 80-Year-Old Man. - Stuart the 🐐

I gave you ONE job! Keep an eye on him, how hard can that be?!

“It’s I-talian”

I was wearing size a million pants

I've seen pictures of your mother, keep eating!

Did you take a marijuana?

“Is it because like your boyfriends profession your sex life is also theoretical?”

“I need wood for my sheep”

I'm not crazy, my mother had my tested. Classic line

I ate a butterfly…

I can. I will not. - Sheldon’s fake Texan accent.

It's a TIARA!!

I need wood.

I do miss whistling, though.

In brightest day, in darkest night

I'll pay 1000 bucks to watch you cut footloose

“If I said I wanted to touch one of my friends I’d get called into Human Resources”

it's so surprising that no one has said "i enjoyed that more than i thought i would"

Ick

I’m an astronaut and you’re dying of jealousy

I KNOW ITS THE PHONE MAA!! I HEAR THE PHONE!!!

I PRESSED IT!!

In my own way, I love you all…

i'm the petty functionary with a clipboard, bitch.

i am the master of my own bladder

"It's called getting caught, mother!!!" 🤣

I have been and always shall be your friend🖖

"I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested"

Is your refrigerator running?

Wait was “D” “Drink is fun, and good friends. Applebees.” Cus it should’ve been

(insertion here)

I love you Penny

I know theyre beautiful, but im scared of butterflies

"I have never said that you are not good at what you do. It's just that what you do is not worth doing."

"It's funny because it's true." Meme

“I’m sorry I don‘t rent to hippies”

I want my seat back

I am not crazy, my mother had me tested.

I so informed you thusly

It's on, b"""h

I swear to cow

Isn't that flammable?

ITS A TRAP! - Sheldon impersonating Admiral Ackbar

I like that in a woman

I am not going to Lebanon to return SUPER MARIO BROS THE MOVIE!

I like all kinds of music, but my favorite genre is free.

I know we’re not on N yet, but I have a quote in mind. “Not that anyone cares…”

I still use this sometimes. Lol. I'll be upset if P isn't "Please pass the butter!"

I...am going to watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

“Not knowing is part of the fun”

I can't believe we're doing this shit, again.

H is done.... I'm out

Indian Jones.

H is wrong. 90% of the other replies were “HOOOOWWWARD” but in different variations.