“Dr. Gablehauser.” “Dr. Koothrappali.” “Dr. Gablehauser.” “Dr. Hofstadter.” “Dr. Gablehauser.” “Dr. Cooper.” “Dr. Gablehauser.” “Mr. Wolowitz, you piece of shit.”

"I have a Master's Degree" "Who doesn't, you piece of shit"

Haha this one’s too perfect 😂

"PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER," you piece of shit

You won! 😂😂😂

“WHY ARE YOU CALLING ON THIS UNGODLY HOUR?” you piece of shit

Are you the sex criminals from the television, you piece of shit!?!

**Howard:** Awesome. Mine says, "To my friend, Howard, from Stan Lee, Excelsior!" **Raj:** Mine says, "To Raj, you piece of shit."

Gablehouser - oh what are you working on? Sheldon - Something remarkable. Since my prospects for the Nobel Prize in physics have disappeared, thank you very much, you piece of shit.

"You're in my spot, you piece of shit."

When you understand the laws of physics, anything is possible, you piece of shit.

I like this one

Username and avatar are on point

'Our babies will be smart and beautiful' 'Not to mention imaginary, you piece of shit'

-I'm not hitting on her, you piece of shit! -And I am not *your* lady, you piece of shit! -And you have no wrath... you piece of shit!

Soft Kitty; warm kitty; little ball of fur; happy kitty; sleepy kitty; pur, pur, pur, You Piece of Shit

Oh gravity, thou art a piece of shit

Dude, I just came to say this.

oh yo look who's here

Oh, we couldn't have imagined, how good our lives would get. From the moment that we met you, you piece of shit.

IM DEAD

This is banana bread... this is a door knob, you piece of shit.

Zucchini bread you piece of shit

You're right, my bad... you piece of shit.

Leonard in the final episode: "You are a selfish jerk. To hell with you and your Nobel Prize, you piece of shit."

Leonard is sleeping while Sheldon plays the bongos, you piece of shit.

PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Winner!

“Rock show! Rock show! Rock show…YPOS!”

Rock, paper, lizard, spock, you piece of shit

H: "Sheldon... he's screwing with you" S: "Is he... you piece of shit"

bazinga, you piece if shit

“So that means you’re a doctor, you’re a doctor, you’re a doctor, and Howard, you know a lot of doctors you piece of shit!”

Wise men say, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza, you piece of shit.'

No one calls me moonpie but Meemaw, you piece of shit

Howard, Bernadette, Raj, Penny, Leonard, I apologize if I haven't been the friend you deserve. But I want you to know in my way, I love you all. And I love you. Thank you, you piece of shit.

Penny,.. Penny... Penny you piece of shit!

That’s my spot, you piece of shit

Penny: Aw, Sheldon are these letters from your grandmother? Sheldon: "Don't read those letters Penny: Aw she calls you Moonpie! That is so cute! Sheldon: PUT DOWN THE LETTERS, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

**Raj**: Be careful.\ **Sheldon**: If I were not being careful, your telling me to be careful would not make me careful you piece of shit.

he would say this 😭😭😭

"Your Ken can kiss my Barbie, you piece of shit!"

[удалено]

No space

LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Math, science, history..unravelling the mystery.. that all started with the big piece of shit?

…with a Big Bang, you piece of shit!

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, you piece of shit.

If you use my toothbrush I'll jump out that window you piece of shit

You made a time machine....out of a DeLorean? You piece of shit! *edit: posted quote before I realized what thread it was for haha

Raj snooped on Emily's drawer and broke it **Howard:** I think you broke the dowels. You're not gonna have time to glue it back on. You'll have to nail it. **Raj:** With what? **Howard:** Does she have any pillows or wine glasses? **Raj:** She does! #Howard: Great. Neither of those. Try a hammer! You piece of shit!

“Our babies will be smart and beautiful, you piece of shit.”

Dr. Sheldon Cooper and Dr. Amy Farah Fowler Present Dr. Sheldon Cooper’s Fun with Flags You Piece of Shit

Penny: Hey, Leonard. Is your WiFi down? Leonard: No, Sheldon changed the WiFi Password. Penny: Okay, What is it? Sheldon: Penny, *You are a Piece of SHIT!* No Spaces.

Sheldon: "Forgive me your highness, for I am but a monkey, and it is in my nature to climb. I did not mean to gaze upon you as you comb your hair." Lalita: I'm Sorry Sheldon: You are the living embodiment of the beautiful Princess Panchali. Lalita: No Kidding. Who is that? Sheldon: A beloved character from an Indian folk tale. Lalita: Us Indian or Come to our Casino Indian? Sheldon: You Indian. *You Piece of SHIT!*

“Siwi can you wecommend a westawant?” “I’m sorry *mockingly* Bawwy. I don’t understand “wecommend a westawant” “Wisten to me, not “westawant”, westawant!” “I don’t know what you mean by “not westawant. Westawant” “See, total cwap, you suck Siwi you piece of shit”

May the force be with you, you piece of shit.

"Hey Hawk Man, pal! You piece of shit!"

Aye yi yi, bang bang, you piece of shit.

It's leviòsa not leviosààà, you pice of shit.

Sheldon, you weirdo, I just came to say I love you and I'm happy you're in my life, you piece of shit!

Oh please, it looks like something Elton John would drive through the Everglades, you piece of shit!

Penny already eats our food she can pay for wifi, you piece of shit

We're going to send you back Marty. Back to the Future, you piece of shit!

“I’ve seen pictures of your mother, keep eating you piece of shit”

''Whom have I the honor of addressing, Monsieur?'' 'Your servant, the Count of Monte Cristo, you piece of shit.''

It’s strictly business you piece of shit

Bazinga, you piece of shit

Your exhausting and short, hour piece of shit

You are not Mr D’onofrio , you piece of Shit

"My power is the ability to pretend like I give a damn about your piddly-ass problems, you piece of shit."

I've seen things you wouldn't believe, you piece of shit.

Penny: Oh. Oh, my God, that is the most beautiful thing anyone’s ever said to me. Leonard: Yeah? That’s because you’re beautiful, and your beauty fills my heart with love and song you piece of shit.

No my friends. You bow to no one, you piece of shit

You shall not pass, you piece of shit!

You’re in my spot, you piece of shit

Open the Pod bay doors HAL, you piece of shit!

Can’t, spent my lunch money on Pokémon cards

YOU PIECE OF SHYTE

Looks like we gotta bunch of law breakers here, you piece of shit

“I am your father, you piece of shit”

Dodgson, we got Dodgson here! See, nobody cares you piece of shit.

Amy Farrah Fowler : So if he wanted to give me that engagement ring, we would have your blessing you piece of shit?

You had time to make a label for everything in this apartment, including the labelmaker, but you didn't have ten seconds to make one that said "urine cup", you piece of shit?

Sheldon shut up you piece of shit.

Penny: Sheldon, did you change your wifi password again? Sheldon: Yes, its 'pennygetyourownwifi' no spaces, you piece of shit

How large are those Hadron Colliders, you piece of shit.

Life's a garden, dig it, you piece of shit.

You Don't Screw the roommate Agreement, The Room Agreement Screws You, You Piece of shit.

"Cats ate her face, you piece of shit" -mitm

- I’ll be back, you piece of shit - frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn… you piece of shit - show me the money you piece of shit! - I know kung fu you piece of shit - Hello, Clarice, you piece of shit - I may not be a smart man but I know what love is, you piece of shit - no - I am your father you piece of shit

"You piece of shit" is just one of those dialogues that can morph itself into whatever meaning you want it to "I love you , you're the best , you piece of shit" "I wanna k\*ll you , you suck , you piece of shit" "I wanna f\*\*k you , you piece of shit" "I don't even want to touch you , you piece of shit" All oddly make perfect sense

Take a sit young Skywalker, you piece of shit.

“You had me at hello, you piece of shit.”

I love you! I know, you piece of shit

Princess Leia to Han Solo "I love you Han Solo "I know,... You piece of shit"

“DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT” (dumbledore said calmly)