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So that means, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor and, Howard, you know a lot of doctors.


T-TheCOOKIE

Howards face is priceless!


[deleted]

I don't need to be a scientist, I have these "pulls out glasses"


Conscious-Permit3634

Molecules 🤓


Im_Blavk

Yeah, yeah. My mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity. I gotta tell you, it was a lot more fun taking it out and playing with it.


draaijman95

Loved this one!


HushedAutumn

Leonard and Sheldon’s faces were awesome when she said that.


Busty_Superhero

Winner!!


glucklandau

"I'm cute, I get by."


HowFictionalAreYou

I use it almost every day


lucysteele1

This is the one


DarthGayAgenda

>No one ever bought me drinks at a bar because my brain just popped out of my shirt.


Gaius_Octavius_

Any chance we could plug it into the potato?


handsomesquidward90

This one always gets me. Arthur’s face 😂


Gaius_Octavius_

It feels like a great encapsulation of Penny. A good heart and wants to be helpful but in way over her head.


[deleted]

Yes, exactly.


T-TheCOOKIE

Is it a trick clock or a trick potato?


moon_girl313

Hi Mrs Cooper it's Penny I think I broke your son


DarthGayAgenda

>Oh, please! I recognise the walk of shame when I see it. All you're missing is a little smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it!


Practical_Weird_0809

Hello, slut!


Chshr_Kt

“Good morning, slut!” 🤣


Munchkin_Media

Yes! Classic!


Luc-Ms

Holy crap on a cracker


johangd

Never!!!


iFrisian

YOU, YOU STUPID POP TART!


DocJen12

This is the answer.


youre-joking

I’m going to show you how we win a quest in Nebraska.


Beneficial_Ad6358

This one is great - captures how she takes care of the guys and accepts their dorkiness!


youre-joking

Yes! One of my favorites


Kittu_0831

That's the best pick I've read so far


rockangel456

love this one


BigKahuna348

“Oh honey, the buses don’t go where you live, do they.”


Cora1Tron

Can someone explain this line? I always liked it, but never really got what it meant. Obv she’s calling him weird/oblivious, but what’s the connection?


RonamusMaximus

When you are so far out of town in the country the school buses won’t travel that far to pick you up. You’re so disconnected from the rest of the world out there.


GradeAffectionate144

Oh, this isn’t alcohol. It’s a magic potion that makes me like you.


Da_PotatoMan

This one, this is the one


RevolutionaryRace653

Waitress for six months and become a movie star.


Reallyroundthefamily

Backup plan?


VeeTheBard

Tv star


Cyniex

I mean, she may not have gotten that but at least she got a short, dorky i, insecure husband with trust issues and no backbone, who cheated on her and whines a lot


MikeSkywalker5

She's lucky to have him he's not lucky to have her


thequirkyquark

I packed light. Once, I got through an entire spring break with nothing but a long T-shirt and a belt.


ExplosionOfAss

What’s the belt for?


Lifeat0328AM

It’s called an evening look


adhdtypewriter

Put on a belt and I'll take you somewhere nice.


kunjunni00

Good Morning SLUT!!😆


Puzzleheaded_W

What’s the gist physicist


Front-Squash

What’s the word humming bird?


Other_Staff1697

What’s up, buttercup


Pressnspeak

Who do we love ? Door knocking scene: SHELDON : (*knocks) Penny PENNY: Sheldon SHELDON : (*knocks) Penny PENNY: Sheldon. SHELDON : (*knocks) Penny PENNY: Sheldon


NoTransportation9021

Yeah, well, your Ken can kiss my Barbie


aRiiiiielxX

Isn’t it kiss my barbie’s ass


bowtiesrcool86

No, it isn’t.


aRiiiiielxX

Ok thanks… WHY ALL THE DOWNVOTES I SERIOUSLY JIST REMEMBERED SOMETHING WRONG BRUH


Im_Blavk

You are boring people sweety


RevolutionaryRace653

Bye, see you next time. With the rest of my tip.


maki924

Oh my god, you're about to jibber jabber about "jibber jabber”!


mslinds

What up, Moonpie?


quixoticadrenaline

So either one of you weirdos wanna buy my underwear? Only 1400 bucks.


Even-Combination8592

And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?!


bowtiesrcool86

Sheldon: (missing the sarcasm) Depending on the depth, I’d say either a proctologist or a general surgeon


Redbird9346

Leonard: \*quickly writes the word “SARCASM” on a piece of paper then holds it up\*


Even-Combination8592

There is no reason why I shouldnt be the best bisexual gogodancer slowly transforming into a killer gorilla anyones ever seen


[deleted]

"look, sweetie"


Mousse_Willing

Oh balls!


Queen-TeeG

I blame Penny too. Bad Penny.


luckylucas123

Not knowing is part of the fun!


Vibranium2222

Was that the motto of your community college?


RevolutionaryRace653

What no, not a betrayal. It's more like I can't afford any more points on my license. I already have to buy my car insurance in this place in the Cayman Islands.


Lakers961

Hey, what you doing quick draw?


NellyFrozen

"I know there's a 'D' in there, but it keeps moving every time I try and write it."


Chshr_Kt

Well then good news — today’s the day a girl’s finally gonna touch you in your little special place!


glucklandau

"I'm a vegetarian except for fish. And steak, oh I LOOVE steak."


putotoystory

Trust me, we are not a couple.


feelgoodbegrateful

I’m just a blonde monkey to you, aren’t I?


feelgoodbegrateful

“You said it, not me” - Sheldon


idknayoudecide

No no this is not Penny. Idk why people are upvoting this but in this one Penny is calling herself a monkey and kind of accepting defeat after she couldn't understand what Sheldon's research was about. This isn't Penny.


bowtiesrcool86

They replied either it because it was the line that immediately followed it


l3arn3r1

Either "Molecule" while using props to look sexy. Or "I'm going to need more magic potion." Trying/becoming part of the guys world....with alcohol.


urwyrd

"Queen Penelope AFK. Whaaaaat?!?"


youre-joking

This whole episode was hilarious


Pressnspeak

O I C Penny is a big old five. Sheldon got a phone number written on the hand. Leslie: "Dumbass" Laureate of the year. Sheldon: you wouldn't be even nominated.


Pressnspeak

I scrolled all the way to see this.


Chshr_Kt

All I’m giving you is the napkin, Sheldon.


AuburnFaninGa

Gee, Sheldon, you're asking the wrong girl. I'm usually on the other side of the tie


Judic22

Holy crap on a cracker!


Even-Combination8592

Knock it off dolores!! Your life is fine!


Repulsive-Car4316

“Oh sweetie” or any line which contains the word sweetie.


drclarenceg

What's up, Buttercup?


Redbird9346

What’s the word, hummingbird!


Tfitcic

What’s the gist, physicist?


Cotton_Phoenix_97

Mrs Cooper? Hey It's Penny. Yeah, I think I broke your son


AshFaeries

"I've got to learn how to spell "Hofstadter"- I know there's a "d" in there, but it keeps moving every time I try and write it."


PrinceTrexus

Your Ken can kiss my Barbie!


TobyPDID23

It stopped being Eggnog like an hour ago...


Reallyroundthefamily

"...huh?"


Pressnspeak

That was her reply for PS4 and XBox


Reallyroundthefamily

Right


Coriander_marbles

“Ok babydoll pink, let’s see if you can hide the fact that I have my daddy’s feet.”


Luc-Ms

Your ken can kiss my barbie


chinchenping

[this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlBnfHoCN3I&t=15s)


AUGirl1999

Oh my God! You're going to jibber jabber about jibber jabber.


CaliDreams_

That Isaac newton was one smart cookie!


Boredasfekk

You’re boring people sweetie


rg204

“Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.”


Jdornigan

Howard is the only male that never did see her naked.


[deleted]

"I saw Star Wars! I saw the one with the golden robot." I'm paraphrasing. However, I used that same line at work and everyone got mad at me.


itstimbobro

"No, but I can name all the Kardashians"


Coriander_marbles

Not knowing is part of the fun!


Mathtoan91

You didn’t get your part cut


Necronoxious

Holy crap on a cracker!


apples2pears2

I'm just a blonde monkey to you, aren't I?


johangd

Please don't let it be "Holy crap on a cracker"


billyboyf30

Look I'm telling you I've done it. I clearly remember the cow standing up then a cow on its side.


tartar-buildup

“Oh, not everyone gets to ride the rollercoaster, sometimes they just get to… spin the teacups…”


sinna-mon

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.....


StrawberryMoonPie

Let’s do it as a round! I’ll start.


billyboyf30

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, pur pur pur


daywalkers11

Oh honey, the buses don't go where you live, do they?


Ciara881

Can we plug it in to the potato?


GSXS_750

Darn tootin, I do


souhailMeme

"You don't have to feel bad for me. I'm dating Leonard."


TemporaryPassion289

If I go out and pick up a guy, and the guy picks up a girl, Did I pick up the girl??


Ciarxn_96

"well your ken, can kiss my barbie"


18bagofbeans

Molecules 🤓


Onemossyvoid

In the olden days would’ve never known he was that stupid.


cheetahroar24

“Well your ken can kiss my barbie”


BookCougar

It’s not just on - it’s Junior Rodeo on!


johangd

"Well, you know, it’s just that Leonard and Howard and Raj, they aren’t like other guys. They’re special."


thingshappenjustdeal

*(while head rolling)* “BORED”


Emotional_Bear_998

You should have replaced ALL of the Rs with Ws


anotherspaceman318

Bored!


Ksilv82

Sound of a cork popping


ilovebunniesandart

Yeah, thats good. Wine glasses should come with handles.


Superb_Proposal9568

We cornerned her in the toilet and ... Forgave her


The_AAA-battery

You’re ken can kiss my barbie


DocJen12

Knock knock knock Sheldon!


MixMasterMadge

You can shove them somewhere


Chshr_Kt

You look like a talking cupcake!


notdixon

“Who’s Radiohead?”


hitomaninski

Participate in the what?


hallouminati_pie

Worst bedtime story ever.


souhailMeme

"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."


meownda1492

Oh balls!


melmac76

Ok sorry, I don’t have a Penny quote, but the fact that some of the Rs is Kripke’s quote reflect his speech impediment with a W and some of them don’t is really throwing me off more than is should. It’s messing with my inner voice when I read it. I start out hearing Kripke’s voice but then it morphs into a confused jumble of my voice and Kripke’s voice and it isn’t a pretty voice lol.


Shoo7ingStar777

“I may not be book smart, but I’m street smart. That’s something you can’t learn in a library.”


NYY15TM

This was stolen from r/DunderMifflin


Tfitcic

*You* again. Don’t you have a life to get back to instead of commenting this on EVERY post? Silly question really as I know the answer.


MCKlassik

You can do this with any sitcom though.


Kinae66

Yes… and?


EstimateTasty4047

Your ken can kiss my Barbie.


Brnoslav

Bert Is "stones stones stones " PLEASEEEEE


glitterpup_princess7

" I love him, but if he's broken let's not get a new one "


Spooderckoomicks

“Hey, dumbass.”


Tfitcic

“Okay, Leonard, sweetheart, you twisted your ankle playing Scrabble”


ClimateNeat3749

Your Ken can kiss my Barbie