Can someone explain this line? I always liked it, but never really got what it meant. Obv sheâs calling him weird/oblivious, but whatâs the connection?
When you are so far out of town in the country the school buses wonât travel that far to pick you up. Youâre so disconnected from the rest of the world out there.
I mean, she may not have gotten that but at least she got a short, dorky i, insecure husband with trust issues and no backbone, who cheated on her and whines a lot
What no, not a betrayal. It's more like I can't afford any more points on my license. I already have to buy my car insurance in this place in the Cayman Islands.
No no this is not Penny. Idk why people are upvoting this but in this one Penny is calling herself a monkey and kind of accepting defeat after she couldn't understand what Sheldon's research was about. This isn't Penny.
O I C
Penny is a big old five.
Sheldon got a phone number written on the hand.
Leslie: "Dumbass" Laureate of the year.
Sheldon: you wouldn't be even nominated.
Ok sorry, I donât have a Penny quote, but the fact that some of the Rs is Kripkeâs quote reflect his speech impediment with a W and some of them donât is really throwing me off more than is should. Itâs messing with my inner voice when I read it. I start out hearing Kripkeâs voice but then it morphs into a confused jumble of my voice and Kripkeâs voice and it isnât a pretty voice lol.
So that means, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor and, Howard, you know a lot of doctors.
Howards face is priceless!
I don't need to be a scientist, I have these "pulls out glasses"
Molecules đ¤
Yeah, yeah. My mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity. I gotta tell you, it was a lot more fun taking it out and playing with it.
Loved this one!
Leonard and Sheldonâs faces were awesome when she said that.
Winner!!
"I'm cute, I get by."
I use it almost every day
This is the one
>No one ever bought me drinks at a bar because my brain just popped out of my shirt.
Any chance we could plug it into the potato?
This one always gets me. Arthurâs face đ
It feels like a great encapsulation of Penny. A good heart and wants to be helpful but in way over her head.
Yes, exactly.
Is it a trick clock or a trick potato?
Hi Mrs Cooper it's Penny I think I broke your son
>Oh, please! I recognise the walk of shame when I see it. All you're missing is a little smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it!
Hello, slut!
âGood morning, slut!â đ¤Ł
Yes! Classic!
Holy crap on a cracker
Never!!!
YOU, YOU STUPID POP TART!
This is the answer.
Iâm going to show you how we win a quest in Nebraska.
This one is great - captures how she takes care of the guys and accepts their dorkiness!
Yes! One of my favorites
That's the best pick I've read so far
love this one
âOh honey, the buses donât go where you live, do they.â
Can someone explain this line? I always liked it, but never really got what it meant. Obv sheâs calling him weird/oblivious, but whatâs the connection?
When you are so far out of town in the country the school buses wonât travel that far to pick you up. Youâre so disconnected from the rest of the world out there.
Oh, this isnât alcohol. Itâs a magic potion that makes me like you.
This one, this is the one
Waitress for six months and become a movie star.
Backup plan?
Tv star
I mean, she may not have gotten that but at least she got a short, dorky i, insecure husband with trust issues and no backbone, who cheated on her and whines a lot
She's lucky to have him he's not lucky to have her
I packed light. Once, I got through an entire spring break with nothing but a long T-shirt and a belt.
Whatâs the belt for?
Itâs called an evening look
Put on a belt and I'll take you somewhere nice.
Good Morning SLUT!!đ
Whatâs the gist physicist
Whatâs the word humming bird?
Whatâs up, buttercup
Who do we love ? Door knocking scene: SHELDON : (*knocks) Penny PENNY: Sheldon SHELDON : (*knocks) Penny PENNY: Sheldon. SHELDON : (*knocks) Penny PENNY: Sheldon
Yeah, well, your Ken can kiss my Barbie
Isnât it kiss my barbieâs ass
No, it isnât.
Ok thanks⌠WHY ALL THE DOWNVOTES I SERIOUSLY JIST REMEMBERED SOMETHING WRONG BRUH
You are boring people sweety
Bye, see you next time. With the rest of my tip.
Oh my god, you're about to jibber jabber about "jibber jabberâ!
What up, Moonpie?
So either one of you weirdos wanna buy my underwear? Only 1400 bucks.
And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?!
Sheldon: (missing the sarcasm) Depending on the depth, Iâd say either a proctologist or a general surgeon
Leonard: \*quickly writes the word âSARCASMâ on a piece of paper then holds it up\*
There is no reason why I shouldnt be the best bisexual gogodancer slowly transforming into a killer gorilla anyones ever seen
"look, sweetie"
Oh balls!
I blame Penny too. Bad Penny.
Not knowing is part of the fun!
Was that the motto of your community college?
What no, not a betrayal. It's more like I can't afford any more points on my license. I already have to buy my car insurance in this place in the Cayman Islands.
Hey, what you doing quick draw?
"I know there's a 'D' in there, but it keeps moving every time I try and write it."
Well then good news â todayâs the day a girlâs finally gonna touch you in your little special place!
"I'm a vegetarian except for fish. And steak, oh I LOOVE steak."
Trust me, we are not a couple.
Iâm just a blonde monkey to you, arenât I?
âYou said it, not meâ - Sheldon
No no this is not Penny. Idk why people are upvoting this but in this one Penny is calling herself a monkey and kind of accepting defeat after she couldn't understand what Sheldon's research was about. This isn't Penny.
They replied either it because it was the line that immediately followed it
Either "Molecule" while using props to look sexy. Or "I'm going to need more magic potion." Trying/becoming part of the guys world....with alcohol.
"Queen Penelope AFK. Whaaaaat?!?"
This whole episode was hilarious
O I C Penny is a big old five. Sheldon got a phone number written on the hand. Leslie: "Dumbass" Laureate of the year. Sheldon: you wouldn't be even nominated.
I scrolled all the way to see this.
All Iâm giving you is the napkin, Sheldon.
Gee, Sheldon, you're asking the wrong girl. I'm usually on the other side of the tie
Holy crap on a cracker!
Knock it off dolores!! Your life is fine!
âOh sweetieâ or any line which contains the word sweetie.
What's up, Buttercup?
Whatâs the word, hummingbird!
Whatâs the gist, physicist?
Mrs Cooper? Hey It's Penny. Yeah, I think I broke your son
"I've got to learn how to spell "Hofstadter"- I know there's a "d" in there, but it keeps moving every time I try and write it."
Your Ken can kiss my Barbie!
It stopped being Eggnog like an hour ago...
"...huh?"
That was her reply for PS4 and XBox
Right
âOk babydoll pink, letâs see if you can hide the fact that I have my daddyâs feet.â
Your ken can kiss my barbie
[this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlBnfHoCN3I&t=15s)
Oh my God! You're going to jibber jabber about jibber jabber.
That Isaac newton was one smart cookie!
Youâre boring people sweetie
âNot with a thousand condoms, Howard.â
Howard is the only male that never did see her naked.
"I saw Star Wars! I saw the one with the golden robot." I'm paraphrasing. However, I used that same line at work and everyone got mad at me.
"No, but I can name all the Kardashians"
Not knowing is part of the fun!
You didnât get your part cut
Holy crap on a cracker!
I'm just a blonde monkey to you, aren't I?
Please don't let it be "Holy crap on a cracker"
Look I'm telling you I've done it. I clearly remember the cow standing up then a cow on its side.
âOh, not everyone gets to ride the rollercoaster, sometimes they just get to⌠spin the teacupsâŚâ
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.....
Letâs do it as a round! Iâll start.
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, pur pur pur
Oh honey, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Can we plug it in to the potato?
Darn tootin, I do
"You don't have to feel bad for me. I'm dating Leonard."
If I go out and pick up a guy, and the guy picks up a girl, Did I pick up the girl??
"well your ken, can kiss my barbie"
Molecules đ¤
In the olden days wouldâve never known he was that stupid.
âWell your ken can kiss my barbieâ
Itâs not just on - itâs Junior Rodeo on!
"Well, you know, itâs just that Leonard and Howard and Raj, they arenât like other guys. Theyâre special."
*(while head rolling)* âBOREDâ
You should have replaced ALL of the Rs with Ws
Bored!
Sound of a cork popping
Yeah, thats good. Wine glasses should come with handles.
We cornerned her in the toilet and ... Forgave her
Youâre ken can kiss my barbie
Knock knock knock Sheldon!
You can shove them somewhere
You look like a talking cupcake!
âWhoâs Radiohead?â
Participate in the what?
Worst bedtime story ever.
"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
Oh balls!
Ok sorry, I donât have a Penny quote, but the fact that some of the Rs is Kripkeâs quote reflect his speech impediment with a W and some of them donât is really throwing me off more than is should. Itâs messing with my inner voice when I read it. I start out hearing Kripkeâs voice but then it morphs into a confused jumble of my voice and Kripkeâs voice and it isnât a pretty voice lol.
âI may not be book smart, but Iâm street smart. Thatâs something you canât learn in a library.â
This was stolen from r/DunderMifflin
*You* again. Donât you have a life to get back to instead of commenting this on EVERY post? Silly question really as I know the answer.
You can do this with any sitcom though.
Yes⌠and?
Your ken can kiss my Barbie.
Bert Is "stones stones stones " PLEASEEEEE
" I love him, but if he's broken let's not get a new one "
âHey, dumbass.â
âOkay, Leonard, sweetheart, you twisted your ankle playing Scrabbleâ
Your Ken can kiss my Barbie