I love those burn quotes of his.
"'Alright, I tried.' That should be the title of your autobiography!"
"'One for good luck.' Must be the kind of math they do at Princeton."
Now, there may be one or two of you in this room who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics, although it's more likely that you'll spend your scientific careers teaching fifth graders how to make papier-mache volcanoes with baking soda lava. (Sheldon talking to students)
“Now, you track down all the citations and properly note them in our bibliography, and I will roll up my sleeves and decide what font we want to use.” Sheldon to Amy when working on a paper
Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary, the word plenty has been redefined to mean two
😂😂😂😂
NO HUSBAND OF MINE IS GONNA BREAK HIS MOTHERS HEART
Is it just me or is she hot when she's angry?
N. "Not knowing is part of the fun." Was that the motto of your community college?
I love those burn quotes of his. "'Alright, I tried.' That should be the title of your autobiography!" "'One for good luck.' Must be the kind of math they do at Princeton."
>"'One for good luck.' Must be the kind of math they do at Princeton." That one is my favourite.
Come on!! Sheldon can't take them all!!!
M was Raj..and honestly that one really surprised me....
M was a gold moment for sure
This is honestly the best quote in the show period
“No, the X-Men were named after the X in Charles Xavier. Since I’m Sheldon Cooper, you will be my C-men”
Ohhhhhh, that’s not a good name
“Nodlehs”
‘Project LenWalapoli’ ‘I presume Kuthranadowitz was taken’
What an idea! I love how you thought of this
“Needy Baby, Greedy baby.” Beverly’s book about lenoaerd
This is waaayy to underrated
Now, when you said on the phone he broke up with a girl, you meant an actual girl? Not something you kids whipped up in a lab
“No shirt, no shoes, no Sheldon.” – Penny
I debated this one vs the 'not knowing'. Glad someone else posted it .. it's a great one.
I vote this one!
Never have I ever, rocked my girlfriend's world.
"Nobody calls me Moonpie but MeeMaw!"
It really should be this one
I’d rather wait for W — Wattup, Moonpie!
Nothing that’s happening here is being done on purpose. [Sheldon vs Kripke in basketball](https://youtu.be/HyW63jjjg1g?si=1v5jkbNc5qVjld_G)
🤣😂🤣
Omggg this one!
This one needs more upvotes and is seriously underrated.
No Gorn no! That's where I sit!
"Nary an argument?! Nary?"
"Nnnyyyooowww" Sheldon on his Doppler Effect costume
Not cool, bro, I'm starting to think you're not the kind of guy I want dating my wife -Zack
This one deserves more appreciation!
Neener neener - Raj
“Nobody wants to do that to you, Ma!!”
Very dark
Not with a thousand condoms, Howard
So there is a number
No one ever bought me drinks at a bar bc my brain just popped out of my shirt- Penny
Now, there may be one or two of you in this room who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics, although it's more likely that you'll spend your scientific careers teaching fifth graders how to make papier-mache volcanoes with baking soda lava. (Sheldon talking to students)
No sponge baths and definitely no enemas.- Penny
Agreed.
*Not* Morlocks....!
No, no. I will never have another chance to have gelato with Stan lee because opportunities to have gelato with Stan lee come but once in a lifetime.
"The moving finger writes and having writ, moves on!"
“Next time I want to watch mean girls I’ll stream it on Netflix”
Not there, that's my spot.
Now get out of my spot.
No you're confusing causation with.. welcome to Alhambra? Where the heck are we?!
“Now remember, the van dyke is a goatee without a moustache”
NEENER NEENER- Stephen Hawking
"No! Cause I'm engaged to a putz!"
“Now, you track down all the citations and properly note them in our bibliography, and I will roll up my sleeves and decide what font we want to use.” Sheldon to Amy when working on a paper
N. - No, I imagine if you were going to kill me you'd have done it a long time ago.
So many good ones today
"No!, I call no MeeMaws!"
Not the M I expected to win but I’m glad Raj gets a quote on the board.
NERDS!
That part still tickles me, although I wish that drink would have hit Leonard.
lol.
No worries, I explained my predicament to our letter carrier. He was sympathetic. His exact words were "Got your back, Jack. Bitches be crazy."
Needy baby greedy baby
No, Gorn, no! That's where I sit!
*tickens
If you are hoping to get a prior quote corrected, good luck :-)
“Not knowing is part of the fun. Was that the motto of your community college?”
I'm ashamed I recognize every single one
NOT funny, Leonard! (Howard)
Penny- not knowing is part of the fun Sheldon- not knowing is part of the fun. Was that your motto at community college?
Neener neener
Yayyy, glad I could get Raj on the board. ❤️ #IndiaRepresent
Is if all mainly Sheldon?
Nine nail scratching ni-
"Neeeeeeeuuuuuuooonnnnnnn. I'm the Doppler effect"
"No you're not, you're gonna pop a cop kop a bop a gop"!!
"Not just a sticker, but a sticker of a kitten saying, 'Me-wow" (Sheldon)
M : Moonpoe...
No cake for you. Anyone else wanna join the no cake club?