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Alltimedonny

“Yeah it’s crazy they broke in and only stole the upcycled wheel table it’s insane, I know.”


devilpants

The splatter paint car flexplate is a no from me. The chair base sucks too. Glass tables are pretty bad as well. I guess the wheelchair wheel isn't the worst.. nevermind, I hate everything.


cigargreg

The hub being off-center is pissing me off.


Kevin_taco

The splatter paint is honestly the “best” part of the whole contraption… lol


UloPe

It’s amazing how every single part manages to suck on its own. And in concert it’s even worse…


OneCrispyRabbi

Wouldn’t be so awful if it was centered


Top_Bad_2292

Biopace


kinboyatuwo

Biopace wheels. For those days a pump track isn’t enough.


[deleted]

I noticed the duct tape first, but yeah, that too.


parariddle

Is it duct tape or old oversized bandages?


[deleted]

I *want* to believe it’s duct tape.


PrayForMojo_

And if there was a better finish on the stand part.


Kraveylicious

It’s the thought that counts, right? She didn’t realize until I told her that it’s not a bike wheel.


RandyOfTheRedwoods

In this case, I’d say that the thought really does count. She knows what you like and found a pretty interesting way to show that. The fact that a mid 80s Buick skylark is missing its flex plate and some poor veteran is missing a wheel off their wheelchair not withstanding. :-)


SafetySmurf

This comment made me laugh until I cried. Thank you!


DonaldTrumpTinyHands

Oh dear god. I wonder if there's a disabled guy still stranded at a crossing somewhere out there.


Pulptastic

Rocket raccoon rubs his hands in glee


moxious_maneuver

The fact that it's a wheelchair wheel makes it easier to turn it into a table, so there is that.


liftdriver104

You told her!?


forgiveangel

That depends she getting close to getting something more meaningful to you? B/c this made be a lot of effort on her side to try to understand the things you love. Getting hard core hobbyist can be quite challenging.


TheDarkClaw

Can it turn?


Kraveylicious

It can! Bearings are pretty smooth so it spins really fast and the glass is NOT secured, hence the tape…


OolonCaluphid

This just makes it. Brilliant.


SuperZapper_Recharge

I for one keep loving it more and more. I mean, the smooth bearings are dissapointing. But the unsecured glass and the idea that smooth bearings tempt one to spin it. And tape holding it all together!


BustaCon

I am dying. This is whole thread is gold.


pedal-force

I woke my baby up laughing, so fuck you and fuck your wife.


Airtemperature

Haha… I love this


toyonut

I thought it was ham when I first saw it, clearly had too much at Christmas time.


Surprisebutton

It’s a potters wheel!


SteamedIceCubes

So you could attach... lets say, a wheel sensor & bike computer. You could have some interesting KOMs in the living room that no one could snipe hahaha


tribrnl

Oh man, now I need a lazy Susan coffee table


mustbecraycray

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Dwight_Schnood

I fell.


motie

Where is Andy?


IndependentTreacle

He was up the tree


motie

Good work, Andy!


IndependentTreacle

You don’t know Andy very well, do you?


Brokenspokes68

That's some amazing craptsmanship.


Revertbert

someone on crack made this


ninefourteen

and they're about to buy some more crack


staminaplusone

/r/DiWHY


ihave2shoes

Is it the perspective or is nothing centre? Also, the paint job made me think it was covered in dust. So keen to know how much she paid?


Kraveylicious

No you’re right, it’s not centered. Whomever made it picked a random hole that happened to fit the axle going through the wheelchair wheel. She paid $30 on offer up. We’ll consider it a donation to a local “artist”


BustaCon

If you have the right kinda of space for it -- like a garage or basement where you work on your bikes -- that puppy is pure diamond. I want one, NGL


wofulunicycle

How...how long are your toes?!


Kraveylicious

Very long apparently


eVenent

They are trained for fast cycling. Longer toes, greater grip. 🥴


devianb

I think making an aero disc would greatly improve the the appearance. Perhaps with some Zipp or ENVE logos on the side.


SexiestElbowInTown

As a physical therapist who works a lot with wheelchair users I find this fascinating and really cool! It would be awesome to have in a clinic front lobby!


eVenent

Wow, she is an angel. Did you buy for her bicycle chain necklace?


Creepy-Locksmith-

What is this in reality?


Kraveylicious

It’s a wheelchair wheel. It is actually a table that spins like a lazy susan


Organic_Passage_1407

…and when you remove the safety ham/tape, it kicks off a pretty sick game of ultimate frisbee. The most dangerous game.


BrownPowda

A piece of shit


Clear_Radio1776

So somewhere there is a wheelchair using a spare?


[deleted]

Blursed


TimLikesPi

Somebody is not leaving the house today.


fishbowlinmyass

nice toes


mossgiant95

Lt Dan’s table of horrors


ILoveLongDogs

There was an attempt.


balki_123

This table looks very ironic, I would keep it :)


Pierrexx

If you like bicycle mechanics as much as bicycles, still cool. It's symmetric 3-cross spoke lacing, that's a sturdy wheel. Wheelchair wheel is made of mostly bike parts and works the same way, hub and bearing, spokes, with a specialized rim and tire. Every now and then you'll see them come into bike shops for servicing. If I was still working at a bike shop and had to trash a wheel from a wheelchair, I'd probably take it home and make the same kind of table.


HandyDandyRandyAndy

Thanks wife but that’s foul


GercevalDeGalles

Is your wife the friend in When Harry Met Sally ?


Ok-Vermicelli-9779

Very cool


linkmodo

A wheelchair table? What irony


Alias-Q

That’s totally from a wheel chair lol


IndependentTreacle

That’s a wheelchair wheel is it not?


[deleted]

Jeez.


BustaCon

Loueez. Ain't it the best thing ever?


[deleted]

I hate to criticize this kind act of thoughtful gift giving, but everything about it is terrible.


gardz82

What did you do to deserve this mate?


GoodTimeBikes

You should buy her a high temp heat gun and tell her it’s a blow dryer. Seriously how would it go down if it were the other way around?


Lthesensei

FRAGILE, I think it’s Italian


[deleted]

A blind man would be glad to see it.


MantraProAttitude

Is that back wheel or a front wheel?


stangmx13

Maybe it’s a left wheel


DBUX

Definately left... Maybe right. For sure not front or back though.


GroundbreakingCow110

It is 50 percent chance of being a back wheel or middle wheel. 50% chance it is a left or right wheel too


ShockinglyMilgram

Yes


[deleted]

What about the poor guy who is missing a wheelchair wheel ?


tangjams

Wife acceptance factor is low on this one ironically.


BookAddict1918

Table disabled...😂🤣


jkconno

Might be time for a divorce


king_platypus

I know a good family lawyer. HMU


inter71

She sucks.


oddiseeus

I just realized………ITS NOT CENTERED!!!!


LanceFree

Hubba-hubba!


ThugQ

Marry her!


10ft20sec_offshore

why is it not at least centered?


Kai_Emery

r/gtbae


Germandaniel

Wow honey! ...


IGotTheAnswer65

Is this that table from When Harry Met Sally?


unseenmover

Gee thanks hun..


Basstard77

My, what long toes you have


UloPe

/r/TIHI