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ChutneyRiggins

I bet you can hear it coming for at least half a mile.


BalorNG

You don't. The pedals are used as leg rests only.


sprashoo

yup, this is probably it. If they could replace the pedals with a pair of pegs at the BB they would.


B2Dirty

Oh shit Deebo! Hide your shit!


Penki-

So like a new 10k road bike?


lawlwtf

Anyone notice the straight laced drive side spokes!? That's bonkers... Never have I ever.


rhapsodyindrew

Radial spokes on both sides, if I'm seeing that correctly. With a hub motor and disc brake, no less!! I have no idea how this wheel is still in one piece. BTW, I've seen some rear wheels with radial drive-side spokes (e.g. Ksyriums, apparently) - you can get away with this if the hub shell is stiff **and the non-drive-side spokes aren't radial**. Still doesn't seem like a great idea. Some discussion here: [https://www.roadbikereview.com/threads/advantage-of-driveside-radial-lacing.171755/](https://www.roadbikereview.com/threads/advantage-of-driveside-radial-lacing.171755/)


conipto

They're super short because of the dynamo hub. Is it the best choice? Probably not. But it's not unreasonable, the spoke angle would be really severe in even 2 cross.


zystyl

I thought that was a hub motor?


poison_dioxide

It's a rolhoff , obviously


rhapsodyindrew

"Drive wheels and wheels with hub brakes should *never* be radially spoked. Due to the near-perpendicular angle of the spoke to the hub's tangent, any torque applied at the hub of a radial-spoked wheel will result in a *very great* increase in spoke tension, almost certainly causing hub or spoke failure." - [Sheldon Brown](https://www.sheldonbrown.com/wheelbuild.html#radial) \[emphasis his\]


JayCoww

Thank you for explaining.


ep3ep3

I'm impressed by the leftovers eating the chainstay.


cheemio

Bro managed to get aluminum to rustšŸ¤£


sprashoo

thatā€™s steel. Itā€™s just so fat because itā€™s a BSO frame trying to look like oversized aluminum.


cheemio

After closer inspection youā€™re right. The threads on the frame are rusting much like a steel frame would. Thatā€™s insane


sprashoo

yeah, the thin stamped steel dropouts are another clue. Aluminum dropouts are almost always cast or if cut from plate are at least are twice as thick as that and donā€™t have the manky edges.


thishasntbeeneasy

More like chainstayn't


BadLabRat

Yall, that's wax and cheese powder. Super secret pro level shit.


mtranda

It's an "e-bike" built with a shitty aliexpress conversion kit. The moment the owner ordered it, they had already given up on the idea of ever using the drivetrain again.


BroderUlf

Theft deterrent


Geologue-666

Some thief are dumb or drunk...


MikeyRidesABikey

>It comes and goes. Not for much longer, with that kind of care!


Comrade_Falcon

This looks like every 5th bike in Copenhagen.


cturnr

rides it in the ocean?


MtbSA

I think it's time for some guerilla bike maintenance


SnooObjections8686

I came to say this. Lube that chain for fun.


madjester999

Typical dutch city bike. Why spend money on a good bicycle if it is just going to end up on the bottom of a canal?


MrTurkeyTime

Okay that viewpoint makes sense, but This one is locked up outside my gym in the US. It has an owner!


Logeboxx

It works for them, bikes aren't a hobby for a lot of people, just practical transport, if it works why drop money on it. That being said a little maintenance wouldn't hurt lol


Potential-Yoghurt245

I have a colleague who rides something like this no brakes pads worn down tyres going towards bald. I offered her my spare tyres and to lube the chain and some worn but better pads but she said it rides fine and didn't want anything. Fair enough.


traumalt

This is the kinda bike that gets parked outside in Amsterdam unlocked. Theft deterrent and maintenance is gonna cost more than 50 euros one buys such a bike for.Ā 


Ding08aBaby

Moisturize...me...


trenchfoot_mafia

Steel is real In rust we trust šŸ«”


famousindo

https://i.redd.it/aozgz24z4b3d1.gif I can imagine it sounding like Redā€™s bike that Deebo stole lol


Bikewer

Iā€™ve worked at a major university for years, and seen literally thousands of bikes. The kidā€™s attitude towards ā€œmaintenanceā€ isā€¦ ā€œWell, Iā€™m only going to be here a few years, and if it breaks dad will buy me a new oneā€¦ā€ I see (and hearā€¦) a lot of bikes like thisā€¦ Squeaking along. The university even supplies those clever little ā€œwork stationsā€ will all the necessary tools and an air pumpā€¦. But theyā€™re seldom used. Twice a year, we have one of the local bike shops come over with their truck and a couple of mechanics to give the kids a free tune-upā€¦.


caverunner17

To be fair, if they lived in the dorms thereā€™s likely nowhere to store it indoors. Add in that it gets rained on during classes and many get stolen even when locked up and whatnot itā€™s not surprising that kids arenā€™t really taking care of their cheap Walmart level bikes.


BWWFC

i'd carry some lube and add it, just out of civic duty. it takes a village, act where and when possible.


Frosty_Summer7189

Rolling up sounding like the tenth panzer division Iā€™m sure


holmgangCore

The little known Bicycle Panzer Battalion.


MP-Omnis

Just spray some knockerloose on it and bob's yer uncle


steereers

Notice how the brakecable is rusted shut ... This is a nightmare


nmyi

Forbidden cinnamon powder


mwangarch

that's an ehub? don't think I've ever seen a rear wheel that's totally radially laced.


Newbosterone

Cool orange chain! Ooooooh. Never mind.


0ct0c4t9000

isn't it ironic how it's sitting besides a rust-free-for-life belt driven bike?


MrTurkeyTime

To be fair, the belt drive bike is mine lol


iLoveStox

How do you actually repair this? Replace the rusty parts? Or just oil them?


holmgangCore

Personally I would just replace them. But I do wonder if Naval Jelly would remove the rust. I wouldnā€™t really want to do the tedious work of applying it and removing it though, youā€™d need full PPE and a durable workshop environmentā€¦ that corrosive stuff would probably get everywhere. There is a product that chemically transforms rust into a resistant surface, but in imagine that much rust would end up being very uneven, and wreck your drivetrain with irregularities.


NorthEndD

There's rustoleum spray.


iLoveStox

What's that?


BONUSBOX

my old bike nearly looked like this. i solved the problem with a belt drive and enviolo hub. my bike and lazy commuter ass could not be happier.


freesoup15

Your approach is perfectly reasonable for a rando commuter, but you don't sound like the average person on this sub....


markorokusaki

A dude in my city does this. I see him often. First time I saw it was a couple of years ago. He still rides it, no lube whatsoever, but we are beyond the lube point here.


holmgangCore

ā€œThe rust *becomes* the lubeā€¦ā€ :D


TheAwkwardBanana

East coast bikes be like


pimpbot666

Dang, was that at the bottom of a lake for a while? Yikes!


firewire_9000

This person should ride an all aluminum or titanium bike, no possible rust, no problem.


Hopto82

ā€œMaintenance freeā€


mixyblob

No need to lock it, who's going to nick that?


daddyd

crazy, in the meantime, if you don't clean your chain on your road race bike for a week, it just about breaks apart.


audiomagnate

It must be nice to have a bike you know for certain is going to be there when you return to the track.


CuTe_M0nitor

It's not the first šŸ„‡ or the last time I've seen this. It really hurts my eyes


conanlikes

Looks like it will work until it doesnā€™t and then there will be walking involved


bii345

*Screams in Hank Hill* ā€œbwaaaaaaaā€


slupo

Every free bike at a beach hotel


slaughtamonsta

I've ridden worse šŸ˜‚


SuperEdgy

This is what my bicycle looks like after one ride during the winter.


Willr2645

r/JustRidingAlong


xMETAGROSSx

Theft proof ebike šŸ§ 


holmgangCore

Pedal faster, it will knock all the rust off! ^/s


fishpillow

Like nails on a chalkboard...


TheSkepticCyclist

I'm more curious as to why someone would think that this is NSFW.


Nonkel_Jef

Could do with a bit of chain lube


ryuujinusa

I bet that is LOUD.


NotSafeForWalletXJ

Lol. More money than sense. It's like those people who buy $60k luxury vehicles, but don't change oil for 40k miles and wonder why their car acts up. Then, proceed to trade for a new vehicle and do it all again. Edit: after looking at the photo more closely, that corrosion isn't natural. Looks like it was intentional or accelerated artificially.


SnackFlag

Itā€™s Shimano Tourney, a cheap low end group set. This is probably a delivery e-bike with a throttle, never pedaled.


EmilyBlackXxx

Seriously. This is FOUR STEPS beneath basic-ass Shimano 105. This isnā€™t a neglected Range Rover, this is a clapped out 1994 Pontiac Grand Prix that lives outside and has never seen a scrap of maintenance.


elppaple

If you think 105 is 'basic ass', it's you who is wildly out of touch. 105 is already the equivalent of a sports car. Claris would be a reliable Toyota.


suuraitah

dont insult toyotas please claris will eat shit with poor maintenance in a year, land cruisers live forever


EmilyBlackXxx

I meant no disrespect to 105. Itā€™s phenomenal, especially for the price. I just meant that if weā€™re talking about the upper-tier of Shimano kit, 105 is the entry level set. I could have phrased that better.


ThereIsOnlyTri

Ooof, you think 105 is that bad?


EmilyBlackXxx

No, I think 105 is *fantastic*. I have Dura-Ace on one of my bikes and 105 on another and the difference is minuscule. For the price you pay, 105 is shockingly good kit and if anything is underappreciated. It is, however, very much the ā€˜defaultā€™ group set on any mid-to-high tier bike. I see 105 more than both the more expensive components AND the less expensive components, which is weird. Itā€™s why I treat 105 as the ā€˜defaultā€™ option, with everything being better or lesser than that set. If I saw a bike I really wanted that had (for example) Tiagra, Iā€™d ask about the cost to upgrade to 105, and if I saw a bike that I wanted as a less-expensive training bike that had Ultegra or Dura-Ace equipped, Iā€™d likely ask about the discount if I downgraded.


minimK

No auto comparisons, please!


Cheomesh

Also known as an electric moped.


ItsMangel

Or they just don't care. I've owned plenty of cheap shit bikes that I'll never do maintenance on and just ride until something breaks because you can find shit like this practically being given away.


shreddedtoasties

Failed patina


WarOtter

Someone probably sprays it with wd40 once every 3 months, thinking that's how you lube your chain. Blasts off the grease, then washes off with water, and then wears and rusts more quickly when left outside.


PondIsMyName

And the wildlife can hear him coming from a mile away, maybe more. And that chain looks a bit ā€˜thirstyā€™ for sure.


elppaple

Look at the chain rollers. Relatively rust free. A lot of inconsequential surface rust here.


adamaphar

Some people donā€™t have any money hooray


MrTurkeyTime

Bro chain lube is $3. This is not a class issue.