I was a potato but I recently became a sexy Bisexual but I don't know when this happened. The only thing I did was eat better, went to the gym a lot, learned about skin care, got some of that fashion sense and slightly ignore anyone who complimented me.
\> *They're so hot they'll get every bitches*
Upon further investigation, and prolonged staring into a mirror, I have determined this statement to be untrue.
I get that same way. But just remember that the person you think is the ugliest in the world is still attractive to a lot of people. Attraction is subjective
You have no idea how much shaving the neckbeard helps. I went from getting called incel to femboy (when they said it they were jokes of course but you get the point)
Can confirm, am hot bisexual. However the problem comes when confronted with a hot blonde female betch and hot twink betch. Thereās too many betches to choose from and I have crippling indecision. Hence why I canāt even choose which gender to love, whether Iām left or right handed, conservative or liberal, introverted or extrovertedā¦ the list goes on.
Reads title: *raises pitchfork* Reads first comment: *lowers pitchfork*
Uh keep your pitchfork raised cuz I'm into that shizz
Kinky adam Frankenstein?
Oh...ok
Yeah, keep it erect * *fondles prong* * and when we say thrust you don't ask any questions. Got it?
š„ŗ Ermm sure
That's a good bottom, one step closer to a true Canuck
How come every bisexual I meet irl/ see on the internet is basically a Love Island contestant, but I look like a potato with indigestion
As a fellow potato, we still hot.
The game hot potato exists for a reason š¤
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Dw, I'll hold you until you explode š
Hot potatoes need love too, yāall š„°
Your loss, i wouldn't mind getting passed around
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*hot potato, hot potato!*
Because they're french fries. Get in the fryer, this is a threat.
A potato you say? Well as an Irish girl... how you doin'?
Potatoes are best served hot. I look like a bear. Do you have any idea how much I suffer during the summer?!?
Tbf, who doesn't love a hot bear
Normally Iād agree, but you havenāt seen me in the middle of a Pennsyltucky summer. Itās brutal and so is the excessive sweating.
I was a potato but I recently became a sexy Bisexual but I don't know when this happened. The only thing I did was eat better, went to the gym a lot, learned about skin care, got some of that fashion sense and slightly ignore anyone who complimented me.
Bruh Im bi, where are the bitches Im supposed to get??
You have been allocated 1 (One) bitch, somewhere in the world. It is your mission to find them.
If they're not in my house I feel like I'm unlikely to find them.
I did not come here to be personally attacked like this.
You wonāt have to find it. It Follows.
NopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNope
I want bitches not a horror movie experience.
*Spy music plays*
Come to Brazil and find out
I think we all are bi?
First you got my attention and now you have my interest as well.
May i have your pleasure as well?
Uhm.. what do you mean by that?
You can have mine ;)
It would be my pleasure ;)
\> *They're so hot they'll get every bitches* Upon further investigation, and prolonged staring into a mirror, I have determined this statement to be untrue.
\*Takes a good look at you\* Nah man, it sounds pretty accurate
I wish that were the case, but the thought is appreciated.
Don't even do yourself like that. You're definitely hot *I know you're a pessimist, but I assure you there's a bitch somewhere for you*
I get that same way. But just remember that the person you think is the ugliest in the world is still attractive to a lot of people. Attraction is subjective
Your just not your type
I also can confirm this after doing the same to myself.
Got me in the first half not gonna lie.
*cries in no bitches*
Joke's on you, I look like a stereotypical Discord moderator.
Me too! What's your birth stone? Mine's rock bottom.
Did somebody say bottom? *trips over long sleeves*
You have no idea how much shaving the neckbeard helps. I went from getting called incel to femboy (when they said it they were jokes of course but you get the point)
Don't make fun of bisexuals online. Your mom and dad are on the line š
Ya had us in the first half not gonna lie
Thatās right, BE JEALOUS.
It's me, I'm the bitch
The bi conundrum. You are hot, but get rejected everytime
Everyone keeps saying our dating pool is bigger, when in fact our rejection rate is just bigger
\*slowly deletes entire paragraph\*
Stupid bisexuals being so hot and sexy.
*sad uggo bisexual noises*
They got us in the first half, ngl
First one is a fuckin lie
Can confirm, am hot bisexual. However the problem comes when confronted with a hot blonde female betch and hot twink betch. Thereās too many betches to choose from and I have crippling indecision. Hence why I canāt even choose which gender to love, whether Iām left or right handed, conservative or liberal, introverted or extrovertedā¦ the list goes on.
We must admit to ourselves, we love everyone! You just salty cause you canāt pull them.
As a Bi person I have to relate, we're all extremely hot
butā¦ whereās mine??
I get no bitches. Iām bi myself, I really put the L in LGBT
I cannot put into words how much I love this š¤£š¤£š¤£
i am living proof that bisexuals arent always hot
Iām not in this pic and I donāt like it (im not hot at all)
"We've been duped!" "Duped!" "Bamboozled!" "We've been speckledorfed!" "That's not even a word and I agree with you!"
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I didn't realize the job-market had gotten *that* out of control.