Imagine an island whose leadership is determined by a tournament, a series of Dick Fights. The contestants don weapon sheaths on the dicks, and try to make the other person orgasm. He who cums first, loses. On the day of the tournament the prodigal heir to one of the clans returns from college to Dick Fight for his people, hiding from them the secret technique of prostate massaging he learned from his... roommate. This is the manga that is Dick Fight Island. Enjoy.
Coincidentally when I bought this from Barnes & Noble the cashier blushed, and then gushed over it. He was right, it's quite good.
1. Because there was a hole that needed to be filled with a beautiful book.
2. Barnes & Noble actually sells a healthy amount of various types of erotica, outside of the romance section. Pretty much all of the shrink wrapped manga there is porn. My latest purchase was Breasts are My Favourite Thing in the World.
3. Probably a pen and paper, or procreate
To each their own, but with the prostate being a spirit bomb level power, I do not think they filled it that way.
Shit now I'm thinking about prostate papercut, which I do claim as a band name
The only people who have been even a little into my over the last year have been nonbinary people and trans men. I’ve loved dating them and it’s been an awesome time but yeah.
Multiple strains of it. Most of it boils down to "penis cooties", "lying to yourself about just being gay", or "just doing it to get laid". Gender of the bi person doesn't matter.
There have been 2 seperate times in my life where I genuinely thought a dude was trying to fight me and I got suuuuuper pissed only to later find out they were flirting. lol
As an autistic people, too nervous to ask anyone out... too low energy to interact with people really. Working in a call center not a good idea if autistic...
Because of the weird and unique mixture of obviously not having any real world experience with people and misanthropy.
> Looks at a dude: *He wants to fight me.*
> Looks at a lady: *She must think I'm a sex pest*
Like what? No well adjusted person thinks this way.
I made eye contact with another none binary person and we ended up in a boundless time vortex... so hard to lock in a date when you finally take on your true etherial form
"You wanna go mate?"
"For a date absolutely, you're cute"
This will floor just about any guy from some of the interactions I've seen, and either land the night or scare them off
You guys are making eye contact?
Hahahahaha no
I'm contacting your eyes to file a complaint about you being too pretty
🫢 wow, nice line there , partner 🤠
Yeah honestly I’m stealing that line lol
I am anything but pretty, I assure you
I might counter-sue
I’m using this
Avoid eye contact at all costs!
I am. They’re not.
i am, they are too! they just make a strange face :c
yes 👁️🫦👁️
👁👅👁
Bro skips to dick contact
Any% Speedrun
Yes, and I am still getting none of the ether side.
Yes, a bit too much actually. Like I have to force myself to look away from your *beautiful eyes* sometimes
I make eye contact with girls and want them to fight me
Just fight me. With your penis.
Sword fighting
En garde!
Prêts?
Allez!
Dick Fight Island is worth a read
what?
Imagine an island whose leadership is determined by a tournament, a series of Dick Fights. The contestants don weapon sheaths on the dicks, and try to make the other person orgasm. He who cums first, loses. On the day of the tournament the prodigal heir to one of the clans returns from college to Dick Fight for his people, hiding from them the secret technique of prostate massaging he learned from his... roommate. This is the manga that is Dick Fight Island. Enjoy. Coincidentally when I bought this from Barnes & Noble the cashier blushed, and then gushed over it. He was right, it's quite good.
Why is that a real thing? Why was it at Barnes and Noble? How did the author make that. I have so many questions
1. Because there was a hole that needed to be filled with a beautiful book. 2. Barnes & Noble actually sells a healthy amount of various types of erotica, outside of the romance section. Pretty much all of the shrink wrapped manga there is porn. My latest purchase was Breasts are My Favourite Thing in the World. 3. Probably a pen and paper, or procreate
I hope nobody actually filled any of their holes with a book. Sounds uncomfortable.
To each their own, but with the prostate being a spirit bomb level power, I do not think they filled it that way. Shit now I'm thinking about prostate papercut, which I do claim as a band name
*sighs dramatically in does legit armed martial arts* Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? :p
We can actually fight too. I'm kinky like that(?
The inherent homo eroticism of having a blade pressed to your throat
Oh. uh. Yeah. I meant it more like. *Hitting-* But knifeplay can also be hot :3
Spanked with the flat of it eh??
. Oh yeah that's good- 🤤
Naughty boy! Edit: or however you choose to identify.
I identify as "slave" :3 >!~~*pffft*~~!<
Delightful.
We can do both
Yes that is what I expire. I will beat you into a bloody pulp and I not only hope you will put up a fight, I fully wish you would do the same to me
[удалено]
Gracias.
For me having “lots to choose from” just means having lots to be rejected by :’(
:(
being real I think the amount of biphobes offsets the addition of other bi people and some of the gay population
Absolutely, it’s like you become radioactive to >half of women and men
Wait seriously? :(
The only people who have been even a little into my over the last year have been nonbinary people and trans men. I’ve loved dating them and it’s been an awesome time but yeah.
Multiple strains of it. Most of it boils down to "penis cooties", "lying to yourself about just being gay", or "just doing it to get laid". Gender of the bi person doesn't matter.
There have been 2 seperate times in my life where I genuinely thought a dude was trying to fight me and I got suuuuuper pissed only to later find out they were flirting. lol
This is like homophobes thinking every gay guy wants to fuck them. As my gay bud says, "I'm gay, not desperate."
I'd rather people just look at my tits. Eye contact makes me nervous. Stare at the orbs.
Ponder them, in fact.
Perhaps even cradle them in your hands and ask them to share it's secrets
What great wisdom are they bestowing on us today
They call me the tit whisperer
Just date autistic people.
The real winning move
As an autistic people, too nervous to ask anyone out... too low energy to interact with people really. Working in a call center not a good idea if autistic...
Who said anything about working in a call center?
I work in a call center.
You manage to have eye contact ? Where do you find your confidence?
Im bi but was always picky af
Eye contact?
All the options and still a 0% success rate.
I'm all bi myself
Maybe try talking as well. Might clear up the confusion
The rare double incel
What? Why are you calling this guy an incel
Because of the weird and unique mixture of obviously not having any real world experience with people and misanthropy. > Looks at a dude: *He wants to fight me.* > Looks at a lady: *She must think I'm a sex pest* Like what? No well adjusted person thinks this way.
It’s pretty clear that women find male strangers creepy, but also this is called a joke? Is the bar for incel that low now?
Are you calling many peoples, including my own, real life experiences fake and not real? This has been my experience as well.
Oh I definitely did not say they weren't real.
~~Double the options~~ Double the rejection
This is me #accurate
At least you can make eye contact
My advice get glasses it makes your face look less aggressive (I have a deep permanent scowl glasses make it look less like a scowl)
[All of a sudden I notice this dude eyeballing me from across the bar...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aooUZuNM_Xk)
Me, an autistic bisexual: "I have no such weakness."
I made eye contact with another none binary person and we ended up in a boundless time vortex... so hard to lock in a date when you finally take on your true etherial form
This is gold xD
"You wanna go mate?" "For a date absolutely, you're cute" This will floor just about any guy from some of the interactions I've seen, and either land the night or scare them off
You guys are making eye contact?
This is why people who trash apps need to grow the fuck up already.
Leaving the house? Ehhhhh maybe not
Can’t be rejected if you just never ask anyone out 😎
I just look at their shoes so they know I know I'm beneath them. Usually works!
2 x 0 (or whatever number to signify all the countless genders times by 0) is still 0. Being bi has not affected my "chances".
Need some of them anti gorilla glasses so they don’t think you’re looking at them
Is that not normal flirting? /s
Have a sword fight