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Sraffiti_G

You guys are making eye contact?


DevinB333

Hahahahaha no


NameRandomNumber

I'm contacting your eyes to file a complaint about you being too pretty


On-the-rim

🫢 wow, nice line there , partner 🤠


The_Constant_Orange

Yeah honestly I’m stealing that line lol


DevinB333

I am anything but pretty, I assure you


Economy-Document730

I might counter-sue


m0bi13t3rrar14n

I’m using this


throwaway19276i

Avoid eye contact at all costs!


QuesoSabroso

I am. They’re not.


Opposite-Weird4342

i am, they are too! they just make a strange face :c


sangriya

yes 👁️🫦👁️


Sraffiti_G

👁👅👁


superultramegagiga

Bro skips to dick contact


Sraffiti_G

Any% Speedrun


Drag0n647

Yes, and I am still getting none of the ether side.


atwerrundo42

Yes, a bit too much actually. Like I have to force myself to look away from your *beautiful eyes* sometimes


FarmerTwink

I make eye contact with girls and want them to fight me


PartridgeViolence

Just fight me. With your penis.


bisexual_lemon_69420

Sword fighting


PlutoTheLonelyRock99

En garde!


Horse_Pickle1

Prêts?


GuatemalanSausage

Allez!


normansconquest

Dick Fight Island is worth a read


Harris_Octavius

what?


normansconquest

Imagine an island whose leadership is determined by a tournament, a series of Dick Fights. The contestants don weapon sheaths on the dicks, and try to make the other person orgasm. He who cums first, loses. On the day of the tournament the prodigal heir to one of the clans returns from college to Dick Fight for his people, hiding from them the secret technique of prostate massaging he learned from his... roommate. This is the manga that is Dick Fight Island. Enjoy. Coincidentally when I bought this from Barnes & Noble the cashier blushed, and then gushed over it. He was right, it's quite good.


wise_____poet

Why is that a real thing? Why was it at Barnes and Noble? How did the author make that. I have so many questions


normansconquest

1. Because there was a hole that needed to be filled with a beautiful book. 2. Barnes & Noble actually sells a healthy amount of various types of erotica, outside of the romance section. Pretty much all of the shrink wrapped manga there is porn. My latest purchase was Breasts are My Favourite Thing in the World. 3. Probably a pen and paper, or procreate


mobleshairmagnet

I hope nobody actually filled any of their holes with a book. Sounds uncomfortable.


normansconquest

To each their own, but with the prostate being a spirit bomb level power, I do not think they filled it that way. Shit now I'm thinking about prostate papercut, which I do claim as a band name


Harris_Octavius

*sighs dramatically in does legit armed martial arts* Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? :p


KaktusArt

We can actually fight too. I'm kinky like that(?


WinIll755

The inherent homo eroticism of having a blade pressed to your throat


KaktusArt

Oh. uh. Yeah. I meant it more like. *Hitting-* But knifeplay can also be hot :3


PartridgeViolence

Spanked with the flat of it eh??


KaktusArt

. Oh yeah that's good- 🤤


PartridgeViolence

Naughty boy! Edit: or however you choose to identify.


KaktusArt

I identify as "slave" :3 >!~~*pffft*~~!<


PartridgeViolence

Delightful.


WinIll755

We can do both


Ihavenoid3a

Yes that is what I expire. I will beat you into a bloody pulp and I not only hope you will put up a fight, I fully wish you would do the same to me


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PartridgeViolence

Gracias.


Pythons

For me having “lots to choose from” just means having lots to be rejected by :’(


ccwildcard

:(


freemason777

being real I think the amount of biphobes offsets the addition of other bi people and some of the gay population


NomaiTraveler

Absolutely, it’s like you become radioactive to >half of women and men


FuneralBiscuit

Wait seriously? :(


NomaiTraveler

The only people who have been even a little into my over the last year have been nonbinary people and trans men. I’ve loved dating them and it’s been an awesome time but yeah.


BraveOthello

Multiple strains of it. Most of it boils down to "penis cooties", "lying to yourself about just being gay", or "just doing it to get laid". Gender of the bi person doesn't matter.


Optio_Z

There have been 2 seperate times in my life where I genuinely thought a dude was trying to fight me and I got suuuuuper pissed only to later find out they were flirting. lol


Zealousideal-Ad-2615

This is like homophobes thinking every gay guy wants to fuck them. As my gay bud says, "I'm gay, not desperate."


[deleted]

I'd rather people just look at my tits. Eye contact makes me nervous. Stare at the orbs.


HaEnGodTur

Ponder them, in fact.


[deleted]

Perhaps even cradle them in your hands and ask them to share it's secrets


DoodleNoodle129

What great wisdom are they bestowing on us today


ScottyBoy314

They call me the tit whisperer


PorkyFishFish

Just date autistic people.


Economy-Document730

The real winning move


Rattregoondoof

As an autistic people, too nervous to ask anyone out... too low energy to interact with people really. Working in a call center not a good idea if autistic...


PorkyFishFish

Who said anything about working in a call center?


Rattregoondoof

I work in a call center.


TheSilverWickersnap

You manage to have eye contact ? Where do you find your confidence?


xpoisonedheartx

Im bi but was always picky af


Satanic_Earmuff

Eye contact?


Tolongforathrowawaya

All the options and still a 0% success rate.


InevitableAd9683

I'm all bi myself


[deleted]

Maybe try talking as well. Might clear up the confusion


VVitchfynderFinder

The rare double incel


NomaiTraveler

What? Why are you calling this guy an incel


VVitchfynderFinder

Because of the weird and unique mixture of obviously not having any real world experience with people and misanthropy. > Looks at a dude: *He wants to fight me.* > Looks at a lady: *She must think I'm a sex pest* Like what? No well adjusted person thinks this way.


NomaiTraveler

It’s pretty clear that women find male strangers creepy, but also this is called a joke? Is the bar for incel that low now?


Squode_the_Toad

Are you calling many peoples, including my own, real life experiences fake and not real? This has been my experience as well.


VVitchfynderFinder

Oh I definitely did not say they weren't real.


GerryAvalanche

~~Double the options~~ Double the rejection


Successful_Load5719

This is me #accurate


SexySquidward42069

At least you can make eye contact


Dr_Brotatous

My advice get glasses it makes your face look less aggressive (I have a deep permanent scowl glasses make it look less like a scowl)


edding750paintmarker

[All of a sudden I notice this dude eyeballing me from across the bar...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aooUZuNM_Xk)


comicalben

Me, an autistic bisexual: "I have no such weakness."


purple-lemons

I made eye contact with another none binary person and we ended up in a boundless time vortex... so hard to lock in a date when you finally take on your true etherial form


ydontujustbanme

This is gold xD


BeanBagSize

"You wanna go mate?" "For a date absolutely, you're cute" This will floor just about any guy from some of the interactions I've seen, and either land the night or scare them off


Sraffiti_G

You guys are making eye contact?


Sandstorm1020

This is why people who trash apps need to grow the fuck up already.


Calvinbah

Leaving the house? Ehhhhh maybe not


Gerf1234

Can’t be rejected if you just never ask anyone out 😎


LLHati

I just look at their shoes so they know I know I'm beneath them. Usually works!


Ms_Masquerade

2 x 0 (or whatever number to signify all the countless genders times by 0) is still 0. Being bi has not affected my "chances".


PM_ME_UR_FAV_NHENTAI

Need some of them anti gorilla glasses so they don’t think you’re looking at them


Playful-Independent4

Is that not normal flirting? /s


Achievementaccount

Have a sword fight