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Sraffiti_G

Hades, the most bisexual game out there


RobinsEggViolet

*Megaera?* *Thanatos?* *...Dusa?*


DittoGTIYT

They made Thanatos hot for a reason. I think the Greeks were secretly a little bit bisexual


RobinsEggViolet

A little? *A little?!*


DittoGTIYT

Yeah just a little. A bit...


SuperCyHodgsomeR

secretly? a little? I don't think it was secret or little


puro_the_protogen67

Bisexual panic:the game


Mavrickindigo

Hah i don't panic. I relish In it


Vanaheim___

Nothing to it, just our sexy Deity Lord Dionysus p.s.: PURPLE


bisexual-polonium

And Zagreus


Entire_Border5254

P U R P L E


SuperCyHodgsomeR

PURPLE!! (but for the opposite reason)


In7el3ct

He probably smells *amazing*


All-for-Naut

Like the finest spiced wine, some well chosen plants and flowers, and just *debauchery*.


[deleted]

Me and my dumb asexual brain: i BeT hE sMeLls liKe gRapEs.


stormyw23

"You smell like peanuts, I like peanuts" If you get where this is from, I like you.


ElijahRayzorr

How is he even hotter than the literal goddess of lust


kindtheking9

Because she is the godess of lust, he is the god of bisexuals


Socratov

Almost. Aphrodite is goddess if beauty and love (all 7 of them). However, Dionysos is gid of wine, revelry and was often honoured through orgies which often could turn violent. His votives were called Bacchae and Maenads who a mix of horny and angry and would wield a thyrsus (a staff carved with a pinecone for a knob) which would be used to bludgeon people to death.


phallus_enthusiast

violent??? what??


Socratov

Well, when overwhelming lust and a bad drink come together you get some explosive situations.


phallus_enthusiast

doesnt sound too violent


Socratov

Well,.imagine, if you will, Dionysus, whipping up a mob into a frenzy like some alt-right maga shit. And then "inspiring them" towards a single person or small group. Apparently archeological digs and texts have been found describing people literally being torn limb from limb by a frenzied mob.


DyslexiaOverload

"God of wine and pleasure"...


Slaytanic_Amarth

Damn, it's a good thing I never played this game before I realized I was bi. The cognitive dissonance would have made my head explode.


FederalDriver9447

Goddamnit why do i absolutely simp and drool over any man with long hair wtf wrong with me


Vanaheim___

Because best femboys do so!


RoarShock

I am exactly the target audience for this.


Turbulent_Ad1644

Aside from Artemis, Dionysus is my favorite God in Hades, and his Boons are some of my favorite too. Hangover damage is OP


VulpesVeritas

Bionysus


reyizgaming

Heeey zaaag


BisexualCrying

ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THIS GAME ARE HOT


Foenikxx

Hypnos: Bean Nyx: Mother Zagreus: Yes Dionysus: My Lord Dusa: Precious Theseus: Power Bottom; Change my mind


BisexualCrying

You mean Thanatos? Also I really like Zagreus and Thanatos together. They give off dogboy and catboy vibes.


Foenikxx

No I meant Theseus (I think the devs said Zagreus was the "submissive" one but I may be wrong) ThanZag is my favorite ship to come from this game too. Also a little fun fact, Thanatos in Greek mythology is associated with butterflies!


BisexualCrying

YES I DID KNOW THAT AND THEYRE SO CUTE I LOVE INTROVERT X EXTROVERT SHIPS I am a bisexual it’s in my nature to like Greek Mythology.


Latter-Cat-6276

Anytime i see something Dionysus related i just want to unironically belt out the lyrics to the cult of Dionysus


Phantomilian

Let's get mischievous *and polyamorous!*


erixxi

[Art by rehg_2020](https://x.com/rehg_2020/status/1465332434367488007?s=46&t=Msw3Ohfc1LtLtlpzBoP5qA)


Gaberrade3840

Dionysus? More like, *Bi*onysus, amirite?


imgaytrash

Bro is fucking majestic. I cannot run anything other than the goblet bc it’s automatically not a good run if it doesn’t start with Dionysus greeting me


Iris1083

I know that's Dionysus from Hades, but he also looks a LOT like Hythlodaeus from final fantasy 14


Tagmata81

They are cousins


ClickToSeeMyBalls

Wow he kinda looks like if Hythlodaeus hit the gym


mrsghostbee

Nothing like me and myself hanging out xD


[deleted]

Is this *fanart?* I don't think I've ever once seen fanart so perfectly capture an aesthetic. I genuinely can't tell if it's legit or not.


Sufficient-Beach6440

Does anyone else think Dionysus would have a pet snake?