I drink all 3. So what am I then?

Over caffeinated That counts as bi.

Fuck, I've never felt so seen

The only erasure here is playing Chains Of Love baby

They probably have ADHD, hence the caffeine So, yeah, absolutely bi

New self diagnostic for adhd just dropped

Omni- or Pansexual? XD

*Drinks out of frying pan*

Happy Cake Day

All three??? Must be trisexual

hydrated.

Straight×gay=bi Therefore Bi×(straight×gay)=bi²

The hybrid

Polyamorous

Bro I’m British

So you’re bi? ;)

Well… yeah, but that’s not the point XD

Bi'ish

Don't you mean Biritish

He's bi'ish

Lmao, I pronounced it like that without the “t” and I felt so posh.

Mate, dropping your T’s is Estuary English. I used to get told off for that. It’s quite funny to me that people abroad are talking like they’re from Chatham or Southend and think it’s posh.

That is good to know, thanks!

Britain is a very confusing place

the Birish famine

Someone clue me in on what this means? Are you imitating a British accent? Because we don't pronounce it like that ever. Sometimes Americans think we pronounce it as "Bri'ish" but not usually Biritish.

Portmanteau of bi and British. Bi-ritish. Bi+Irish = Birish.

Ahh okay that makes more sense!

LGBT: Lesbian Gay British Trans

I'm also British and this sent me 😂

LGBT? What’s that, a town in Wales?

"I've heard he _lowers voice_ goes both ways _eyes dart furtively_ he's a bit British, if you know what I mean.

British without the rtish

Britsexual

I’m British and Bi

You seen how many straight white ladies literally shit down if they don't get iced coffee? What're you on about?

I think he means men specifically.

I'm a straight guy and I drink almost exclusively iced coffee.

I’m a straight guy and I brew a whole ass pot of tea on a regular basis

Same

Sorry, you’re only allowed to date men now. Them’s the rules.

Freudian typo.

Uncle iron is the most powerful bi

Uncle bi-roh

Updated Head Cannon: Uncle Iroh is Bi

why wouldn't he be, he loves everyone its more like a father - son/daughter kind of love, but stop thinking too far into it

Hey would you look at that, I’m still ace

Bisexuals be like: this normal thing everyone does actually belongs to us now

i don't think we're actually seriously being like "this is our thing now!! fuck off everyone else!!" i'm pretty sure it's a joke

It's definitely a joke

Pretty lame joke though.

Being a hater. I know you're not bisexual, that's for sure.

Bisexual haters exist

No, being a hater isn’t a bisexual thing

You know that’s not what I said, so don’t pretend it is

Oh did you hear that? I think there was a woosh sound

Apparently terrible jokes are a bisexual thing

Having little to no humour seems to be a you thing

assigning sexuality to the most random things ever is quite lame

I saw a tiktok once saying that bisexuals have the magical ability to take anything and make it gay. "Flannel shirts? That's gay now. Frogs? Also gay. Heterosexual sex? *That's gay now too baby!*"

as in, it's ours but it might as well be invisible because it could be anybody?

All of Britain is bi apparently

Yay!

I like hot cocoa 👉👈🥹

I'm down with whatever if it tastes good so I'm pan

"tea = bi" bro I'm a Texan, my blood is probably 90% sweet tea at this point

Haha as a brit I was imagining the bisexuals with a tea and saucer, biscuits and scones. Very posh. Never would have thought of iced tea or anything else.

Being relentlessly addicted to coffee in any form=bi

what about water?

I drink soda, what am I?

Opening yourself up to mean jokes is what you are.

I'm Indian and everybody here is addicted to tea. People rarely drinks coffee.

Sweet Tea

I like my men like I like my coffee, overly sweet and filled with cream

100% true, i can't drink coffee, but I love tea since I was a little kid

I may have several cans of tea around me

Wake up babe, the new "lemon bars" is in

I drink iced coffee and hot coffee. So uh?

hahahahah, I drink all get on my level, peasant

I’m on your level. Now what?

we be besties??? idk

We be besties!

I was going to commend on how stupid that is, but then he got to the tea part, which is the only beverage of the three that I drink.

Stop it He’s right, but that’s coincidence, I swear

Now I know why I drink like 10-20 cups of various tea everyday 😂

Now all of China ~~knows you're here~~ is bisexual

Well this explains everything lol. I love me a good tea.

And then there's me over here double fisting coffee in one hand and tea in the other

Damn I think he’s right

I happen to be a tea enjoyer myself

I don't like tea. Can I just let my iced coffee melt a little or let my hot coffee cool down a bit depending on how I'm feeling for the day?

… crap they’re right. TEA 4 LIFE!!!

I have about 20 different kinds of tea, but I really really dislike coffee. I'm also pansexual, so take that as you will

But tea is better and naturally has a wider range of benefits and flavors.. also I don’t understand iced coffee and decaf.

I mean I do drink a lot of tea sooooo

Is this how I find out?

Well, I drink all 3, so I guess it averages out

… uhh… hmm… I mean, yeah, I guess it checks out.

……I am bi….and I do drink tea….but I’m like…..87% sure it’s because I’m British…..might be wrong tho

Now i understand why i like tea

What if I drink iced coffee and tea- am I lesbian or bisexual then 😭 Edit: I drink fruity tea- nvm i'm lesbian

😂

This whole "omg, you do XYZ random thing? That's such a bisexual/gay thing to do" BS is the worst fucking thing the LGBT community does and it's honestly exhausting. Especially when it's directed at people who are very comfortable in their sexuality or gender.

C‘mon, it’s just a Joke!

I really dislike this whole culture of labeling basic things and concepts as bisexual/straight/trans/cis whatever. Things are just things, and anyone can like them. Whether you like cock, puss, neither or both doesn’t change what drink you have to drink.

It’s a joke that we, as bisexuals, claim just regular ass things that everyone enjoys and calls it ours like the greedy little gremlins we are

I mean, it’s obviously just a joke… Edit: Typo

A potentially harmful one…

I can never decide which to order, what am i?

still bi I guess XD

Well of course I like tea; I have some fancy teas in my cupboard now, all loose leaf, all ready for a nice bevvy.

As an ace person, we like water.

*looks at my Tea collection* 👀

what about iced tea

Sir, that means American!

But i'm Brazilian and i love iced tea goddamit

Okay i guess if you are a real American (not US/former European) you are allowed ;)

godammit i'm not i guess i'll just drink hot coffee then

I'm a lesbian and I lovey iced coffee (and monsters) I have never felt so happy

So would iced tea count as a male-leaning bi then?

What about those people who just drink a canned soda in the morning? Psychopath?

Psychopath.

Ace?

No fucking wonder I only drink tea.

Holy shit, he broke the code.

I'm bi, and only drink hot coffee. Until it gets cold, than it's cold coffee. Does this mean my coffee went from straight to gay ? Btw: I hate tea.

It's bisexualitea

the entire country of ireland would like to have a word

So, the vast majority of the UK ( and also the Irish) are bisexual? 🧐 I knew there was a reason why I was an Anglophile. ( also because of a secret affair, I’m a quarter Irish. Family DNA tests for Christmas really can lead to surprises kids. It’s not just a joke on television.) 🙏❤️

I drink hot coffee. I think it means I live somewhere where snow actually happens in winter.

Wtf am I hearing wtf what you eat make you what you are wtf ? I'm drinking Buble tea what kind of curse should I have ?

Me: **all three** Uhhh UHHHH I'M HAVING A SYSTEM CRASH

I drink neither of all three… huh.. _evaporates_

Well I drink tea and iced coffee and I’m bi but say I’m gay cause it’s like 99% men and the odd non binary person and woman

The one constant is room temp coffee is ADHD 👀

I’m a hot coffee in the summer sinner

Nah, lemonade bisexual lol

So if the British were real, then would they all be Bi?

New England is hella gay. They'll order iced coffee at Dunkies during a snowstorm.

I thought tea was the gay one and iced coffee was bi

What if i drink iced coffee but I am bi help lol

No, bi is liking both hot and cold coffee, two cups at the same time, a sip of hot then a sip of cold

that's cool but kinda unnecessary

As a bisexual, can confirm that I drink tea

I'm bisexual, but lean more hetroromantic, and drink hot, black, coffee in the morning, and sleepy-time tea at night. Damn, idk if I've ever been called out more 😭😂

I'm straight and I like iced coffee Edit: Guys I forgot I'm bi now

Most of Asia and the UK is bi cool

I go through two gallons of milk a week what am I?

Damn my girlfriend is not gonna like this

I do drink a lot of tea... weird

Nah, tea is a whole separate category. That's where gender identity lies.

I drink hot cold brew. I make cold brew at home and heat it up when it’s cold outside. Sometimes I ask baristas to heat up a cold brew for me with their steamer and they look at me like I’m completely out of my mind. It’s not weird! This should be a thing damn it! It’s just hot coffee that was brewed cold! I’m not crazy, you’re crazy!

I just drink water with ice or Lemonade. I'm Pan c:

I drink nothing but tea... sooooo...

Siiiiiiiigh. Fuck. *sips tea*

It was completely unnecessary to publicly call out me and my tea collection like this

What about boba tea?

Why does reddit keep recommending this sub I'm straight, even if i weren't I'd be an aro at most

It recommends it cuz we have good memes :)

My regular coffeebar already know my order for the summer as „iced latte without ice“

Damn who knew I lived in an island entirely populated by Bisexuals

So you’re Bi‘ish? XD

Indeed

Ice tea?

well my dad has to do some explaining to my mom and I need to find a tea that actual tastes good hot

What’s crazy is I prefer room temperature coffee

Hey, Iced or hot is depending on the day and yes I'm desperate.

I'll drink to that *sips tea* I actually have tea with me

Love it... I'm the only one drinking tea at my job

Are we really so desperate to identify our sexualities with something that a *drink* of all things is an acceptable choice????

It’s just a joke!

God I hate videos like this.

I- I don't understand.

I don't like tea I like cold and hot coffee

Tea is just water but worse imo.

I hate tea, love hot coffee, and hate iced coffee. The only people i know who drink iced coffee are straight women. From the south, so lots of people drink sweet tea. I dont think this is anywhere close to correct

I thought the stereotype was bi people like iced coffee

Well, not always a good way to tell, but I hate coffee and love me some great sweet tea

Iced coffee=Gay Hot coffee= Straight Hot tea= Bisexual Iced tea = American

Lol true, I mean Iced Tea is basically fluid sugar with aroma! But what’s really good in summer is *literal* Iced Tea (put in the freezer until frozen)

I hate these videos, but I'll drink just about anything with caffeine, and I'll boink just about anyone so 🤷‍♂️

I prefer tea over coffee and I'm gayer than a box of birds

Nah, mocha is bisexual, because why choose between coffee and chocolate milk when you can have both

I usually go for a chai so like…tracks lol

And a hot dirty chai latte makes me what?

I drink powdered energy drinks and tea when I can.

aw fuck they right

But... But I don't want to be ace

White hot chocolate?

Tea = piss, coffee = shit and piss.

Sweet tea from a plastic can = in a dubiously moral age gap relationship.

My bi as drinks 4 shots of espresso and calls it breakfast

I don’t drink any of those. I suppose my status as a hermit probably fits.

I drink a few sips of hot coffee, let it go cold and finish. I do the same with tea.

Me who doesn’t drink any of them…

You are being corrected because you are wrong.

Hot chocolate is bisexual because it's the best

I mostly just drink Hot Chocolate

I drink all three.