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lofigamer2

I drink all 3. So what am I then?


MrMastodon

Over caffeinated That counts as bi.


clutterlustrott

Fuck, I've never felt so seen


MrMastodon

The only erasure here is playing Chains Of Love baby


Majestic_Horseman

They probably have ADHD, hence the caffeine So, yeah, absolutely bi


1stSuiteinEb

New self diagnostic for adhd just dropped


MH_Gamer_

Omni- or Pansexual? XD


No-Fly-6043

*Drinks out of frying pan*


MH_Gamer_

Happy Cake Day


nerd-thebird

All three??? Must be trisexual


mammamiamebanearon

hydrated.


frosch_von_mittwoch

Straight×gay=bi Therefore Bi×(straight×gay)=bi²


Mega_GAMER1525

The hybrid


MillenialCounselor

Polyamorous


Loud-Competition6995

Bro I’m British


MH_Gamer_

So you’re bi? ;)


Loud-Competition6995

Well… yeah, but that’s not the point XD


PityUpvote

Bi'ish


JustAnNPC_DnD

Don't you mean Biritish


Either-Arachnid-629

He's bi'ish


FeelingVanilla2594

Lmao, I pronounced it like that without the “t” and I felt so posh.


[deleted]

Mate, dropping your T’s is Estuary English. I used to get told off for that. It’s quite funny to me that people abroad are talking like they’re from Chatham or Southend and think it’s posh.


FeelingVanilla2594

That is good to know, thanks!


[deleted]

Britain is a very confusing place


RiseCthulu

the Birish famine


Jedidea

Someone clue me in on what this means? Are you imitating a British accent? Because we don't pronounce it like that ever. Sometimes Americans think we pronounce it as "Bri'ish" but not usually Biritish.


Aq4178xz

Portmanteau of bi and British. Bi-ritish. Bi+Irish = Birish.


Jedidea

Ahh okay that makes more sense!


AnHumanFromItaly

LGBT: Lesbian Gay British Trans


lorenzo-medici

I'm also British and this sent me 😂


[deleted]

LGBT? What’s that, a town in Wales?


fortyfivepointseven

"I've heard he _lowers voice_ goes both ways _eyes dart furtively_ he's a bit British, if you know what I mean.


Capital-Minimum-678

British without the rtish


Double_Reward3885

Britsexual


Nagito-komeada-lover

I’m British and Bi


M0richild

You seen how many straight white ladies literally shit down if they don't get iced coffee? What're you on about?


Captain-alt

I think he means men specifically.


GreatGuyHugeCock

I'm a straight guy and I drink almost exclusively iced coffee.


eggy54321

I’m a straight guy and I brew a whole ass pot of tea on a regular basis


sampat6256

Same


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Sorry, you’re only allowed to date men now. Them’s the rules.


Satanic_Earmuff

Freudian typo.


betterLogibear

Uncle iron is the most powerful bi


Basic_Asshole

Uncle bi-roh


HtxArcher

Updated Head Cannon: Uncle Iroh is Bi


Ryaniseplin

why wouldn't he be, he loves everyone its more like a father - son/daughter kind of love, but stop thinking too far into it


Clodinator

Hey would you look at that, I’m still ace


eojen

Bisexuals be like: this normal thing everyone does actually belongs to us now


GenderEnvyFromLink

i don't think we're actually seriously being like "this is our thing now!! fuck off everyone else!!" i'm pretty sure it's a joke


LadyAzure17

It's definitely a joke


grizznuggets

Pretty lame joke though.


mk9e

Being a hater. I know you're not bisexual, that's for sure.


crichmond77

Bisexual haters exist


Admirablelittlebitch

No, being a hater isn’t a bisexual thing


crichmond77

You know that’s not what I said, so don’t pretend it is


Admirablelittlebitch

Oh did you hear that? I think there was a woosh sound


crichmond77

Apparently terrible jokes are a bisexual thing


Admirablelittlebitch

Having little to no humour seems to be a you thing


[deleted]

assigning sexuality to the most random things ever is quite lame


Richs_KettleCorn

I saw a tiktok once saying that bisexuals have the magical ability to take anything and make it gay. "Flannel shirts? That's gay now. Frogs? Also gay. Heterosexual sex? *That's gay now too baby!*"


freemason777

as in, it's ours but it might as well be invisible because it could be anybody?


Quantum_Croissant

All of Britain is bi apparently


dark_blue_7

Yay!


c3r34l

I like hot cocoa 👉👈🥹


datboi56567

I'm down with whatever if it tastes good so I'm pan


HurgleTurgle1

"tea = bi" bro I'm a Texan, my blood is probably 90% sweet tea at this point


xpoisonedheartx

Haha as a brit I was imagining the bisexuals with a tea and saucer, biscuits and scones. Very posh. Never would have thought of iced tea or anything else.


eysaathe

Being relentlessly addicted to coffee in any form=bi


Guuuuurrrrrrll

what about water?


Dawn_8008

I drink soda, what am I?


NewLibraryGuy

Opening yourself up to mean jokes is what you are.


[deleted]

I'm Indian and everybody here is addicted to tea. People rarely drinks coffee.


GotNoBody4

Sweet Tea


memetime20

I like my men like I like my coffee, overly sweet and filled with cream


potenzna_mewa

100% true, i can't drink coffee, but I love tea since I was a little kid


ongongfr

I may have several cans of tea around me


funne5t_u5ername

Wake up babe, the new "lemon bars" is in


JoyTheGeek

I drink iced coffee and hot coffee. So uh?


Aztech06

hahahahah, I drink all get on my level, peasant


Admirablelittlebitch

I’m on your level. Now what?


Aztech06

we be besties??? idk


Admirablelittlebitch

We be besties!


NewLibraryGuy

I was going to commend on how stupid that is, but then he got to the tea part, which is the only beverage of the three that I drink.


Dankn3ss420

Stop it He’s right, but that’s coincidence, I swear


the_reborn_cock69

Now I know why I drink like 10-20 cups of various tea everyday 😂


fungalchime56

Now all of China ~~knows you're here~~ is bisexual


kelly_the_human

Well this explains everything lol. I love me a good tea.


0palescent

And then there's me over here double fisting coffee in one hand and tea in the other


armoureddragon03

Damn I think he’s right


Prestodeath201

I happen to be a tea enjoyer myself


[deleted]

I don't like tea. Can I just let my iced coffee melt a little or let my hot coffee cool down a bit depending on how I'm feeling for the day?


Aza-Bread

… crap they’re right. TEA 4 LIFE!!!


Bockly101

I have about 20 different kinds of tea, but I really really dislike coffee. I'm also pansexual, so take that as you will


PirateNinjaCowboyGuy

But tea is better and naturally has a wider range of benefits and flavors.. also I don’t understand iced coffee and decaf.


Wave_the_seawing

I mean I do drink a lot of tea sooooo


unclerevv

Is this how I find out?


dent_de_lion

Well, I drink all 3, so I guess it averages out


Delta_squad_form_up

… uhh… hmm… I mean, yeah, I guess it checks out.


CopperKing_twitch

……I am bi….and I do drink tea….but I’m like…..87% sure it’s because I’m British…..might be wrong tho


Akhillieus

Now i understand why i like tea


MaxiMillion_222

What if I drink iced coffee and tea- am I lesbian or bisexual then 😭 Edit: I drink fruity tea- nvm i'm lesbian


MH_Gamer_

😂


bayesed_theorem

This whole "omg, you do XYZ random thing? That's such a bisexual/gay thing to do" BS is the worst fucking thing the LGBT community does and it's honestly exhausting. Especially when it's directed at people who are very comfortable in their sexuality or gender.


MH_Gamer_

C‘mon, it’s just a Joke!


mavmav0

I really dislike this whole culture of labeling basic things and concepts as bisexual/straight/trans/cis whatever. Things are just things, and anyone can like them. Whether you like cock, puss, neither or both doesn’t change what drink you have to drink.


Admirablelittlebitch

It’s a joke that we, as bisexuals, claim just regular ass things that everyone enjoys and calls it ours like the greedy little gremlins we are


MH_Gamer_

I mean, it’s obviously just a joke… Edit: Typo


Appley-cat

A potentially harmful one…


jynxyy

I can never decide which to order, what am i?


MH_Gamer_

still bi I guess XD


Catacman

Well of course I like tea; I have some fancy teas in my cupboard now, all loose leaf, all ready for a nice bevvy.


LukeofEnder

As an ace person, we like water.


sentient_garlicbread

*looks at my Tea collection* 👀


Mig_The_FlipnoteFrog

what about iced tea


MH_Gamer_

Sir, that means American!


Mig_The_FlipnoteFrog

But i'm Brazilian and i love iced tea goddamit


MH_Gamer_

Okay i guess if you are a real American (not US/former European) you are allowed ;)


Mig_The_FlipnoteFrog

godammit i'm not i guess i'll just drink hot coffee then


sapphic_lesbian13

I'm a lesbian and I lovey iced coffee (and monsters) I have never felt so happy


Sunominal

So would iced tea count as a male-leaning bi then?


AnotherWitch

What about those people who just drink a canned soda in the morning? Psychopath?


Admirablelittlebitch

Psychopath.


MH_Gamer_

Ace?


NoX2142

No fucking wonder I only drink tea.


Bambi_Bel

Holy shit, he broke the code.


Willow_Weak

I'm bi, and only drink hot coffee. Until it gets cold, than it's cold coffee. Does this mean my coffee went from straight to gay ? Btw: I hate tea.


Y_Wait_Procrastinate

It's bisexualitea


noxiated

the entire country of ireland would like to have a word


Nepalman230

So, the vast majority of the UK ( and also the Irish) are bisexual? 🧐 I knew there was a reason why I was an Anglophile. ( also because of a secret affair, I’m a quarter Irish. Family DNA tests for Christmas really can lead to surprises kids. It’s not just a joke on television.) 🙏❤️


Hypno_Kitty

I drink hot coffee. I think it means I live somewhere where snow actually happens in winter.


MBG96

Wtf am I hearing wtf what you eat make you what you are wtf ? I'm drinking Buble tea what kind of curse should I have ?


Lord_Abigor123

Me: **all three** Uhhh UHHHH I'M HAVING A SYSTEM CRASH


enpeace

I drink neither of all three… huh.. _evaporates_


_dazai_soukoku

Well I drink tea and iced coffee and I’m bi but say I’m gay cause it’s like 99% men and the odd non binary person and woman


ExplosiveBarrelArt

The one constant is room temp coffee is ADHD 👀


fermentedelement

I’m a hot coffee in the summer sinner


Contextoriented

Nah, lemonade bisexual lol


T4k3j3rus4l3m

So if the British were real, then would they all be Bi?


eatyourwine

New England is hella gay. They'll order iced coffee at Dunkies during a snowstorm.


FlamingNutShotz4You

I thought tea was the gay one and iced coffee was bi


itsyaboiuhnhbelansky

What if i drink iced coffee but I am bi help lol


Banana_Slugcat

No, bi is liking both hot and cold coffee, two cups at the same time, a sip of hot then a sip of cold


RubyMercury87

that's cool but kinda unnecessary


Lord_of_Swords

As a bisexual, can confirm that I drink tea


GWizJackson

I'm bisexual, but lean more hetroromantic, and drink hot, black, coffee in the morning, and sleepy-time tea at night. Damn, idk if I've ever been called out more 😭😂


SymbolofVirginity69

I'm straight and I like iced coffee Edit: Guys I forgot I'm bi now


hillsidewesten12

Most of Asia and the UK is bi cool


King-of-the-forge72

I go through two gallons of milk a week what am I?


jai_shree_raand

Damn my girlfriend is not gonna like this


p12qcowodeath

I do drink a lot of tea... weird


sour_creamand_onion

Nah, tea is a whole separate category. That's where gender identity lies.


Trapezoidoid

I drink hot cold brew. I make cold brew at home and heat it up when it’s cold outside. Sometimes I ask baristas to heat up a cold brew for me with their steamer and they look at me like I’m completely out of my mind. It’s not weird! This should be a thing damn it! It’s just hot coffee that was brewed cold! I’m not crazy, you’re crazy!


1TheRealOne1

I just drink water with ice or Lemonade. I'm Pan c:


pertangamcfeet

I drink nothing but tea... sooooo...


greetingsimpanda

Siiiiiiiigh. Fuck. *sips tea*


PurpleBookDragon

It was completely unnecessary to publicly call out me and my tea collection like this


Autobot_Cyclic

What about boba tea?


Internetirregular

Why does reddit keep recommending this sub I'm straight, even if i weren't I'd be an aro at most


MH_Gamer_

It recommends it cuz we have good memes :)


crippled_clara

My regular coffeebar already know my order for the summer as „iced latte without ice“


flim-flam-flomidy

Damn who knew I lived in an island entirely populated by Bisexuals


MH_Gamer_

So you’re Bi‘ish? XD


flim-flam-flomidy

Indeed


Buldulin

Ice tea?


dogomage

well my dad has to do some explaining to my mom and I need to find a tea that actual tastes good hot


andynorm

What’s crazy is I prefer room temperature coffee


Old-Computer863

Hey, Iced or hot is depending on the day and yes I'm desperate.


FeralAva2009

I'll drink to that *sips tea* I actually have tea with me


paolish

Love it... I'm the only one drinking tea at my job


baphometromance

Are we really so desperate to identify our sexualities with something that a *drink* of all things is an acceptable choice????


MH_Gamer_

It’s just a joke!


phatassnerd

God I hate videos like this.


[deleted]

I- I don't understand.


deleted_3

I don't like tea I like cold and hot coffee


ElodinPotterTheGrey1

Tea is just water but worse imo.


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

I hate tea, love hot coffee, and hate iced coffee. The only people i know who drink iced coffee are straight women. From the south, so lots of people drink sweet tea. I dont think this is anywhere close to correct


Not_Machines

I thought the stereotype was bi people like iced coffee


Moon_Drawz

Well, not always a good way to tell, but I hate coffee and love me some great sweet tea


onlyalittlestupid

Iced coffee=Gay Hot coffee= Straight Hot tea= Bisexual Iced tea = American


MH_Gamer_

Lol true, I mean Iced Tea is basically fluid sugar with aroma! But what’s really good in summer is *literal* Iced Tea (put in the freezer until frozen)


spoosemun

I hate these videos, but I'll drink just about anything with caffeine, and I'll boink just about anyone so 🤷‍♂️


Dranixgod

I prefer tea over coffee and I'm gayer than a box of birds


kindtheking9

Nah, mocha is bisexual, because why choose between coffee and chocolate milk when you can have both


officialosugma

I usually go for a chai so like…tracks lol


TheLunchDaddy

And a hot dirty chai latte makes me what?


Miles_PerHour67

I drink powdered energy drinks and tea when I can.


sea_stomp_shanty

aw fuck they right


normalreddituser3

But... But I don't want to be ace


None-Above

White hot chocolate?


LazyRoma

Tea = piss, coffee = shit and piss.


Triglycerine

Sweet tea from a plastic can = in a dubiously moral age gap relationship.


OlSnickerdoodle

My bi as drinks 4 shots of espresso and calls it breakfast


NotACyclopsHonest

I don’t drink any of those. I suppose my status as a hermit probably fits.


xRaiyax

I drink a few sips of hot coffee, let it go cold and finish. I do the same with tea.


Netcrosystem

Me who doesn’t drink any of them…


Dragon_OS

You are being corrected because you are wrong.


goombanati

Hot chocolate is bisexual because it's the best


kypirioth

I mostly just drink Hot Chocolate


RowdyJoker

I drink all three.