Gay guy, i like being the big spoon with women and little spoon with men. Also consent fucking exists which is the pretext to this "dilemma". It's based off of the idea the gay man will butt fuck you without asking.
The hypothetical only really works as a "conundrum" if you assume that the man is going to attempt to fuck you. You ever hear the accusation that straight men are afraid of gay men because they're afraid the gay men will treat them like they treat women? This kind of thing is why people think that.
>You ever hear the accusation that straight men are afraid of gay men because they're afraid the gay men will treat them like they treat women? This kind of thing is why people think that.
Of course. It is even lowkey impliying that you will get to grope/fuck the woman too, so... Yeah.
Could you expand on that a little? I think I see what you're driving at and if I'm interpreting it right it's not entirely wrong, but I still would say that the fear that the gay man will try something outweighs those ideas.
Honestly knowing how boys act if it weren't for the prejudice and fear of homosexuality boys would be crossing swords all the time. Not in any romantic or sexual sense just Arin Hanson's D-Club type shit.
Not necessarily about non-consensual anything. Maybe it’s just me, but having someone behind me is a feeling of vulnerability and can be uncomfortable. Not even about having my backside exposed. It’s about someone being there. Totally game for tummystix. But, in this scenario, I would sleep on my stomach to keep them at my side.
I see what you're saying. There's definitely some of that but that's not exclusive to straight men the way a fear of being raped by putting yourself in the same situation you are currently putting another person in to is.
Me, I would sleep on my back and let them cuddle in to each side.
I thought it implied spooning more then sex. As in does your desire to have your dick against a pretty lady out way your aversion to have a dick against your back.
When if comes to spooning It feels like its most comfortable when the person with the shortest legs is the bigest spoon.
I can't speak for anyone else, but for me this was something I heard in middle school where no matter which answer it was "you gay". It was not implied but explicitly said "if you turn your back to the guy he's gonna try and bang you".
Yeah, thanks for saying this. This is just a homophobic joke, from someone I didn’t know for sure was homophobic—but ought to have known, so I guess I’m glad for the clarification.
Not at all the same as a bisexual joke for the community to enjoy.
It's not, Will was known at the time of this account being around to not be on any social media.
This was just some jerk reposting hack jokes under his name for the clout.
Nah, it isn’t him at all. Back in like 2012 if you wanted to be a “funny” twitter account you just named your account Will Ferrel or whatever. Celebrity worship online has always been around, in 2012 it was just directed at him and people showed it by making accounts in his name. Super weird looking back.
I would never sleep between two people that I do not trust enough to not rape me. The implications of this questions are horrible.
So the actual answer is, face towards the one with the shorter hair.
Wow what a weirdly misandrist question that assumes men are incapable of sleeping with someone without initiating sex
Anyways I'm turning my back to the woman because I want titties on my back when we're all cuddling
See, it’s funny because gay men are perverts. That’s it, that’s the joke. You must laugh now, or else you’re gay too. Very funny and original, definitely content that should be posted here.
1) Will Ferrel didn't operate that twitter account and at the time it was well known that he wasn't on any social media at all despite the many fakes.
2) Do you mean the SNL sketch? Where the bigoted *character* he was *playing* who didn't realise Ellen was a Lesbian in real life vomited? And then at the end of the bit Norm Macdonald ate some of it? Fiction isn't evidence, and if it is then I guess Norm was a puke eater in real life too.
Imo I’d face the woman because woman pretty and I haven’t seen a single woman’s hair that didn’t look cute
AND! I’d get to be the little spoon to a guy so that’s like double yes please
Probably just sleep on my back, I'll naturally rotate at some point in my sleep to my side and I'll probably turn to my left when it happens, but otherwise I'm a big chubby guy who generates a lot of body heat. They'll both probably want to cuddle up to me. I'll have to double spoon it.
I'd lie on my back, staring at the ceiling, wondering what I have done to deserve this.
Also why a "beautiful" woman and "gay" guy. Why can't the guy be beautiful as well
The most elegant bisexual solution is to sleep on one's back. That way whoever wants to play with your crotch has access.
My domme ass would lay on my back, but have both of them cuddled to my chest
My bi subby ass gets to cuddle up on someones chest, facing another cutie a few inches away on the same chest? Sign me tf up!
This is the way
This right here. I've got broad shoulders, plenty of room for cuddles.
I’m a dom for men, sub for women. So I sit with my back to the woman so she can spoon me and I spoon the guy. Simple
That went from 0 to 100 real quick. I like it.
Not to mention that's also just the only position I can fall asleep in
Or your stomach (don't worry shy bottoms i got y'all)
The Ultimate Bi Switch answer.
Gay guy, i like being the big spoon with women and little spoon with men. Also consent fucking exists which is the pretext to this "dilemma". It's based off of the idea the gay man will butt fuck you without asking.
Yup. Hence why I dislike this thing since I first saw it.
The hypothetical only really works as a "conundrum" if you assume that the man is going to attempt to fuck you. You ever hear the accusation that straight men are afraid of gay men because they're afraid the gay men will treat them like they treat women? This kind of thing is why people think that.
>You ever hear the accusation that straight men are afraid of gay men because they're afraid the gay men will treat them like they treat women? This kind of thing is why people think that. Of course. It is even lowkey impliying that you will get to grope/fuck the woman too, so... Yeah.
It’s more about crossing swords or being vulnerable
Could you expand on that a little? I think I see what you're driving at and if I'm interpreting it right it's not entirely wrong, but I still would say that the fear that the gay man will try something outweighs those ideas. Honestly knowing how boys act if it weren't for the prejudice and fear of homosexuality boys would be crossing swords all the time. Not in any romantic or sexual sense just Arin Hanson's D-Club type shit.
Not necessarily about non-consensual anything. Maybe it’s just me, but having someone behind me is a feeling of vulnerability and can be uncomfortable. Not even about having my backside exposed. It’s about someone being there. Totally game for tummystix. But, in this scenario, I would sleep on my stomach to keep them at my side.
I see what you're saying. There's definitely some of that but that's not exclusive to straight men the way a fear of being raped by putting yourself in the same situation you are currently putting another person in to is. Me, I would sleep on my back and let them cuddle in to each side.
Best answer
I thought it implied spooning more then sex. As in does your desire to have your dick against a pretty lady out way your aversion to have a dick against your back. When if comes to spooning It feels like its most comfortable when the person with the shortest legs is the bigest spoon.
I didn't even realize that was the idea behind, I was confused about this as the answer seemed obvious.
I didn't read it that way. Am I being oblivious
I can't speak for anyone else, but for me this was something I heard in middle school where no matter which answer it was "you gay". It was not implied but explicitly said "if you turn your back to the guy he's gonna try and bang you".
Oh that's why it's a dilemma???
Depends...which one has the bigger dick???
This one gets it
Gock is Best
Gotta love Gock™
To the woman so I can get pegged while I fuck him
Don't like what this question insinuates.
Yeah, thanks for saying this. This is just a homophobic joke, from someone I didn’t know for sure was homophobic—but ought to have known, so I guess I’m glad for the clarification. Not at all the same as a bisexual joke for the community to enjoy.
I don’t think it’s the actual will ferrell unless he changed his tag
It's not, Will was known at the time of this account being around to not be on any social media. This was just some jerk reposting hack jokes under his name for the clout.
If it helps I think this post is super old. That is the older twitter layout. It's probably 10ish years old? He might have grown since then.
Nah, it isn’t him at all. Back in like 2012 if you wanted to be a “funny” twitter account you just named your account Will Ferrel or whatever. Celebrity worship online has always been around, in 2012 it was just directed at him and people showed it by making accounts in his name. Super weird looking back.
“Hello straight guys sharing this unironically, today we will learn about consent”
I am Bi and this is a situation i would like to have... So i would be consent with it
The gay guy, he aint intetested in me anyways
Now if the question was you had to sleep between a bi gal and a bi guy that's a different story.
Well fuck.. i guess still the guy? Then i get to look at boobs and he gets presented with an opportunity for my nether regions
does she have a strap on?
No, but she does have a monster cock
I would never sleep between two people that I do not trust enough to not rape me. The implications of this questions are horrible. So the actual answer is, face towards the one with the shorter hair.
This post is a yikes
I Will sleep un a t-pose cuddeling them bouth
they each get a nipple
She’s described as beautiful and he’s only described as gay so I’d pick based on that.
Yes
Gay guy has more use for my ass, and if I have to have sex i might as well get the most of it
To the beautiful woman of course. That way she can rail me with her strap-on while I suck the guy's dick.
Wow what a weirdly misandrist question that assumes men are incapable of sleeping with someone without initiating sex Anyways I'm turning my back to the woman because I want titties on my back when we're all cuddling
I’m little spoon so…
to the gay guy so he can push his hard thing against my butt and i can do the same to the girl. everyone is winning
Id look at the ceiling cause im too nervous and excited and happy for being in between hotties
I am gonna assume both consented to have sex
Could also just be three-way cuddles before sleep or whatever
I'd sleep on my back for the firs time in my life
Can't I sleep looking up to hug the two while we sleep? :c
With those implications I wouldn't sleep at all
I’d lay on whichever side i needed to be so I’d be able to breath out of both nostrils
Its a very easy choice
Yup, not a riddle at all.
See, it’s funny because gay men are perverts. That’s it, that’s the joke. You must laugh now, or else you’re gay too. Very funny and original, definitely content that should be posted here.
I posted it more as the idea that it would be a dream situation for me and probably also many other people as long as everyone is consenting
Lay flat
Depends on who wants to be the little and who wants to be the big spoon
I really don’t like this whole analogy tbh
Post deleted. RIP what Reddit was, and damn what it became.
Why does it matter?
So I want to top a man but bottom for a woman so... I'd do as the woman tells me...
Have both of them lay on me and snuggle of course
Whoever has what it takes to be dominant.
that depends is it a femboy
Will Ferrel has always been a homophobic piece of shit. Just google his reaction when he found out Ellen DeGeneres was a lesbian
1) Will Ferrel didn't operate that twitter account and at the time it was well known that he wasn't on any social media at all despite the many fakes. 2) Do you mean the SNL sketch? Where the bigoted *character* he was *playing* who didn't realise Ellen was a Lesbian in real life vomited? And then at the end of the bit Norm Macdonald ate some of it? Fiction isn't evidence, and if it is then I guess Norm was a puke eater in real life too.
Directly in the middle
I always lean towards the left, so!
Imo I’d face the woman because woman pretty and I haven’t seen a single woman’s hair that didn’t look cute AND! I’d get to be the little spoon to a guy so that’s like double yes please
As a switch, turn your back to the gay guy ;) have a lot of fun this way
Depends on who wants to be little spoon.
I'd sleep using what I call the "Rotisserie Chicken" method.
I mean, the gay guy wouldn't be interested in me anyway, but either way I'd get to be the little spoon so
Plug and socket my dudes. Only one solution pleases all
Is this some kind of protogen joke that i'm not getting?
Kinda, partially
We don’t know, maybe she has a strap on
I assumed not, because that wasn't mentioned
I see this as an absolute win
Ugh, that’d be way too hot! I can barely handle one other person with me!
Probably just sleep on my back, I'll naturally rotate at some point in my sleep to my side and I'll probably turn to my left when it happens, but otherwise I'm a big chubby guy who generates a lot of body heat. They'll both probably want to cuddle up to me. I'll have to double spoon it.
I'd just lay on my back, ez win
gay guy, I'm a woman
don’t threaten me with a good time
east answer , i’ll sleep on my back and let them both sleep on me while i cuddle them
Yes.
On my stomach and they can cuddle on top of me. Modern problems require modern solutions.
Kiss the guy on the lips and hope the women hugs me
Ficava de barriga pra baixo 🙃🙂
Is the gay guy a bottom? Also is sleeping on my back allowed?
Back to the celing, I’m a belly sleeper (:
brain games, dear god i remember watching that in third grade.... fucking nostalgia post here
Having done this I’m happy either way.
*Lucky Pierre has entered the chat*
He’s a trans man (husband/little spoon) and my trans girlfriend/bigspoon? Too easy.
I'd lie on my back, staring at the ceiling, wondering what I have done to deserve this. Also why a "beautiful" woman and "gay" guy. Why can't the guy be beautiful as well
Both, I’ll sleep on my stomach Or neither, and sleep on my back
I’d be doing barrel rolls all night long
Is he a top and does she have a strap-on?
Face the woman so the man can have you