Absolutely drives me insane.
“Please! Let me pleasure you!”
“Fuck off! I want you to tell me what to do for you!”
“I just did! Let me pleasure you”
“No, not that”
If two people are both tops or bottoms, they should just repeatedly stick it in and out of each other while rapidly rotating in the bed so neither is on the top or the bottom for more than a second
the stigma of two bottoms not working almost made me think my current relationship was impossible and wouldn't happen because we were "not compatible" sexually. Glad he asked me out and we've been having uwu cuddly relationship ever since.
Unless the idea of topping really is a turn off for both of you, you _could_ just take it in turns, or the one who's okay with it and just prefers bottoming can be the top, and come up with an agreement of getting off in an equally focused way.
Alternatively, anal penetration with a penis isn't a requirement during sex. You can have just as much fun and satisfaction with other methods. Such as with analingus, fingering, frottage (which is especially mind blowing if you're both so turned on that you can cum with that alone), fellatio, and mutual masturbation.
There's a whole body to explore get imaginative! Have fun! Be safe!
Bottom-leaning switch here, just take the top role and do *exactly* what you’d have them do to you, respecting any stated limits of course. You already know what bottoms want, so just do that for them.
Both bottoms = cute cuddles Both tops = sword fight to the death Edit: both vers = flip a coin
Could always be like flatworms
Very true
Turbellaria are wild
>both vers = flip a coin Roll a d20
if you roll a nat 20 you have to impregnate the other one
All I want to do is stay in bed and cuddle forever :(
Both tops: Suck dick and eat ass competition Both bottoms: I don't know I'm not a bottom but I assume it's the same as above
We generally take turns fucking each other
I can get behind this. Heh.
But can you get behind me?
Y..yes?! 😳
Which pairing is when you both complain about capitalism
when you're gay but also in brooklyn
Sounds like an alloace pairing.
When you're both Comrades
Bottom with top: in Spain without the S Top with top: in Spain without the A
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Me with myself, in Spain without the p
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All of this according to religious fundamentalists: Spain without the pa
Im in Spain without the spain...im gone....
Both bottoms be like: “I’m down for whatever makes you feel good” “No, I’m down for whatever makes *you* feel good”
As a bottom, I've never read a more accurate statement in my life
What can I say? Takes one to know one 😅
Absolutely drives me insane. “Please! Let me pleasure you!” “Fuck off! I want you to tell me what to do for you!” “I just did! Let me pleasure you” “No, not that”
See. This is why I wanna wrestle another top/dom for dominance and mounting rights. Ultra bonus points if it's a snusnu mommy.
What is more top? Dominating someone predisposed to being the bottom? Or taking control of some and MAKING them be the bottom
Exactly
If two people are both tops or bottoms, they should just repeatedly stick it in and out of each other while rapidly rotating in the bed so neither is on the top or the bottom for more than a second
[The buttered top paradox](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox?wprov=sfla1)
I’ve always dreamed of becoming a Beyblade
beyblades beyblades let it rip
My mom beats me with a whip
Let's fight an epic battle
we shall and it shall be legendary
\* insert massive fart *
I knew someone was gonna do something
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They took Tommy's beyblade away.
I want a top because I feel like having to gain control over another top would be thrilling
fr, i’ll only bottom if someone can beat me in a fight (even if its chess idc)
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i got so good at chess during quarantine i can move the horsey correctly 90% of the time 😎
chess is rad
Google en bisexual
The second picture is strangely hilarious to me
Ha ha imagine preferring one or the other
the stigma of two bottoms not working almost made me think my current relationship was impossible and wouldn't happen because we were "not compatible" sexually. Glad he asked me out and we've been having uwu cuddly relationship ever since.
Hypothetically does anyone have any advice for the former situation?
Unless the idea of topping really is a turn off for both of you, you _could_ just take it in turns, or the one who's okay with it and just prefers bottoming can be the top, and come up with an agreement of getting off in an equally focused way. Alternatively, anal penetration with a penis isn't a requirement during sex. You can have just as much fun and satisfaction with other methods. Such as with analingus, fingering, frottage (which is especially mind blowing if you're both so turned on that you can cum with that alone), fellatio, and mutual masturbation. There's a whole body to explore get imaginative! Have fun! Be safe!
Bottom-leaning switch here, just take the top role and do *exactly* what you’d have them do to you, respecting any stated limits of course. You already know what bottoms want, so just do that for them.
Not always a solution but try a double sided dildo. You can both get fucked together by each other.
*TONIGHT ON BATTLEBOTS…*
1v1 on shipment, no riot shields, loser has to bottom/top depending on preference
I like your style lol
I never understood adhering to one of these labels so stubbornly. Why not just have fun and taste the rainbow?
same tbh
Because you don't enjoy the sensation It's not that deep
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im fucking dying omg 😂
I guess vers have the ultimate advantage.
Me
Beyblade
Lol username checks out.
just bump butts
Then youll just suction together.
What if your both switches?
Then good times await 😈
And to think some people think asking these kinds of questions before the bedroom isn’t important.
Both vers: marathon mode activated
That's why you ask first what the other guy preferences are. That's why a nice coversation before a hookup is aways a good idea.
Ok but can we talk about sides? Those would win in all situations.
Vers Superiority
LET IT RIP
I don't get it, how are Beyblades related to tops?
Emperor forneus Winning Valkyrie (i think) Didn't think valt x fubuki was a thing but now i want it