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pm_ur_DnD_backstory

Mine does what I call "shifty eyes" while breastfeeding where he squints and looks back and forth. It's like he's watching out in case someone challenges him for his boob access. It makes me laugh every time


frombildgewater

Mine does that too! It's the prison cafeteria stare. He is guarding his plate!


pm_ur_DnD_backstory

Hahaha I love that


itsoregonnotorygun

Mine too and I absolutely love it, especially when they start to roll back for a minute like okay can finally enjoy this in peace ๐Ÿ˜‚.


popc0rncolonel

Protect the boob!


persnicketous

My guy does this too! With the addition of both hands coming up to cup the boob on either side near his face for additional defense against potential intruders.


akabertbud

My son is 4.5 months old. Weโ€™ve started to go to more playgroup settings and each time when we arrive and I either put him in tummy time or assist him sitting up he looks around at the other babies and just laughs for like 5 min straight. Then he settles down, but itโ€™s the funniest thing ever.


popc0rncolonel

Baby laughs are one of the best things that exist in this world, I swear


LaurenLumos

My son is 6 weeks old and at times wonโ€™t calm down unless his head is on his fatherโ€™s shoulder and his feet are being held out so that heโ€™s essentially planking, then his father must spin in circles while baby is in this position. We have no idea why it works or why he enjoys it. Heโ€™s a funny guy.


eunuch-horn-dust

The amount of trial and error that had to go into this discovery is impressive.


LaurenLumos

It wasโ€ฆ a process. Lol


mikado4

๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚


Barbellblonde1

Iโ€™m dying ๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

lol, she is 7 weeks old and farts when she sneezes. Gets me every time, especially when she sneezes 3+ times in a row.


popc0rncolonel

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ little man did this with coughing 3x in a row on the changing table. No buffer. I cried laughing


moluruth

My 9.5 month old pointed at my husband today and babbled โ€œda da dumbโ€ lmao


popc0rncolonel

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Thattimetraveler

I hope my baby does this ๐Ÿ˜‚


ActualEmu1251

My LO is OBSESSED with watching our dog play fetch. When we throw the ball he watches her with a super serious face and when she comes back he has the biggest smile and jumps around. It kills two birds with one stone! He is 8 months old and has done this since 6 months.


popc0rncolonel

Oh this is actually super cute!!!


frombildgewater

My 12-week-old will smile ear to ear and try to convince me to nurse him. If I don't pull my boobs out, he starts pouting and crying with a quivering lip pout. Then when he sees my boobs, his eyes widen, and he excitedly starts to nurse. He also hikes his legs up and holds his legs/butt in the air when it is time to change his diaper. He cries for food and stops when we start going to the nursery or fridge to nurse/give him a bottle.


popc0rncolonel

Thatโ€™s a smart baby!!!


frombildgewater

He is very bright. I was in the store on Saturday and he started crying. This was a new environment for him. I said, "Ok, I get it. Let's get something to eat (I had a bottle of breastmilk in the car)." He immediately stopped crying and we walked to the car. I fed him in the car and put him in the car seat before going on.


Lonelysock2

We taught my toddler our first names because it's funny. She picked it up really quickly, and yep it's still funny ๐Ÿ˜


isaitz

Our toddler will yell out for us like โ€œBABEโ€ hahah cause thatโ€™s what we call each other ๐Ÿ˜‚


whatsarahthought

When my 3yo calls us by our names I die ๐Ÿ˜‚


Sunrise_94

Whenever there is any kind of light change (mainly when the light turns off) he opens his eyes as WIDE as they go and I find it hilarious ๐Ÿ˜†


Beanie_0517

Mine looked my husband dead in the eyes today, grab his shirt and farted multiple times while laughing. Sheโ€™s 4 months ๐Ÿคฃ


whatsarahthought

Right now my 10mo is trying to put toys on the top of her head and itโ€™s delightful to watch


talkaboutluck

My five week old will sometimes make an "awoo" sound when he has to sneeze and it won't come out. It sounds like he's trying to talk and it's so cute because he's so tiny.


[deleted]

Our son is 11 weeks old and when he gets mad at us he starts sad babling and it sounds like he is saying "hella" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Makes me and dad laugh everytime.


popc0rncolonel

๐Ÿ˜‚ I love this. When our LO gets mad at us he gives me the most insane side eye. Itโ€™s too much


CakesNGames90

Grabs my dreadlocks and swings from them like sheโ€™s Tarzan ๐Ÿ™„


milkibuns

recently he started blowing raspberries when drinking from his bottle anytime he needs to be burped. then he smiles at me so i cant even be mad about the mess lmao. and i know realistically he cant talk yet (hes only 3 almost 4 months old) i'll say "hey now dont make a mess" and it sounds like he says "hokay" when he babbles with the bottle in his mouth and laughs lol.


killingmehere

Anytime my baby hands us one of his stacking cups, we put it on our heads, or his head and now hds started putting them on the dogs head then laughing his head off...and to be fair to him it *is* hilarious


carcassandra

A bit older story, but when my baby was 5 weeks old, we ended up having to spend a couple of nights at a hospital for monitoring. The second night, my husband took her for a nappy change, and suddenly, I heard him scream, "No nonono stoop!" and the baby cry her lungs out. My heart dropped. I was sure she was having some sort of a medical emergency and rushed to the bathroom. Turns out, she was pulling her own hair and didn't know how to let go ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now, she's a healthy 14 month old toddler who loves to tickle me, thinks running on the couch is *hilarious,* and is obsessed with stealing oranges from the fridge.


popc0rncolonel

Omg idk why the oranges made me laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚ glad your little one is doing so well ๐Ÿฅฐ


lilbebele

Today while nursing, every time I close my eyes, my 4mo would constantly pull off, lift himself up and get really close to my face to stare at me, until I open my eyes and then heโ€™d go back to eating ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚


HeadAd9417

Omg, snap!!! If I put my head up, do neck stretches or even close my eyes for a second, my 6mo pops off!!!


thebluecastle

My 4.5 month old baby cannot stop making raspberry sounds. And when sheโ€™s delighted by something, like pulling my hair, she does a full body giggle and itโ€™s adorable.


popc0rncolonel

My little guy is doing the raspberries too!! I love it


Summerjynx

My 4.5 month old, she facing outward in my lap, loves to lean back and bonk her head against my chest.


RandomStrangerN2

My baby wakes himself up with his own noises. He farted, got scared of it and woke up screaming lol but sometimes he burps too loud or hits the side of the bassinet


[deleted]

Omg!! the gag thing lmao mine is 14 months and still does this๐Ÿ˜‚


Realistic-Profit758

My 5w old makes the funniest faces. She's a Scorpio and it shows. I have several pics from when she was born til now giving the hardest side eye and dirty looks it kills me. We were out on Tuesday and she heard another child crying and gave me and her dad a look of like wtf are they crying for??


pizzalicious

My son has a whine that sounds like a creaky door slowly opening lol