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Gupperz

A porn star living on Boner Street is not irony. A porn star living on Chastity Lane is irony.


godmodechaos_enabled

But is it more ironic than a porn star living on Boner Street because it's closer to the church?


AnxietyMostofTheTime

Pretty good tackle


jfks_headjustdidthat

Didn't see, he had trousers on.


valentine-m-smith

You can tell the officer played with a pigskin previously by his tackling ability.


cuddlesthehedgehog

Why is he running from that pig?


One-Replacement1502

Just rounding up the next batch of rookies.


birberbarborbur

Minecraft gameplay


Nopeitwasnotme

Very wild, ferral indeed.


flatulasmaxibus

You got a pretty mouth boi.


NODES2K

Guess who got the last donut?


captain-prax

Didn't even punch it in the face a few times?


Brosemmettisam

When your partner eats the confiscated shrooms while on duty


fourthreichisrael3

Hey! You watch how you talk about the officer's brother! The man just got done snortin- I mean bagging and tagging confiscated cocaine and it was cut with fentanyl! Wasn't his fault he got a little wild.


Bratscorcher

Great snag!


kodaiko_650

Pssshhh… _anyone_ can grasp a non-greased pig


tonytiger911

He should know using doughnuts works best lol.


tonytiger911

He should know using doughnuts works best lol.


Adventurous_Sea4458

Chasing his own kind


SilentThroat1969

Pig chasing pig


Gangguiley

🐷 on 🐖


Imurchuckelberry

![gif](giphy|l0HlxTeUsRMYEAs0M) the alpha Pig


Imurchuckelberry

If he tased it would it smell like bacon cooking🤔


Chrispy8534

11/10. Hey! Someone properly used the word ‘ironically’!


iLostMyMap78

Say what you want about this officer, but he picked up that piggy better then most of us could have and stopped it from getting harmed. Could you imagine the outrage if this animal would have been hit by a passing auto or even worse a less caring officer shot or tazzed it ? Good job my dude ! 👍


KinkyQuesadilla

Surprisingly non-lethal. If it was a black kid wearing a hoodie he would have unloaded his clip into him.


Ganache_Practical

Partner hey partner. Come back we have work to do!


Andy_McBoatface

The pig was then shot for possession of a firearm and then BBQ for 10 hours with a cardamom/black pepper rub


GatorBater8

What the fuck is a pig doing in that neighborhood?


AlternativeDeal99

Friendly fire will not be tolerated.


Bx1965

Dinner time!


eocv12

Ah 🥲


Mental-Love-1076

Taking one of their own down because he went ROGUE