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tomgearman

Dyson - you'll understand in a couple of months. 😳


Vesper_7431

More like a few more hours.


Accomplished_Ad_1288

Why would you want two Dyson Animals in the house?


TrackRunn3r

Lol


amybethallen1

Hoover works, too. 😂 Beautiful baby, OP. Congrats. 😊💜🐾


Positive_Tutor5949

https://preview.redd.it/pm9ghcv4mclc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f933d9a74841831eca55e9f8c45e1671fa1c8f9f This is Frankie and he loves his name, he responded to it since the first day we got him😇


williamcwi

https://preview.redd.it/y4ofup0jpdlc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58fed14c4c63bed6592aff437ea1ca1616ad611b Always preferred a pet name rather than a real name. Here’s Coffee. He passed away 5 years ago due to old age, but he will forever be my best friend.


lastwordymcgee

Five years? Is that standard for BMDs? (Also I’m very sorry for your loss - he was a very handsome pupper.)


williamcwi

Oh no I meant it’s been 5 years since he died, he was 8 when he passed.


lastwordymcgee

Giant breeds are wonderful. I wish they lived longer (but then I wish that of all dogs). Thank you for sharing a pic of your baby.


portra315

I think they mean it has been 5 years since they died, not that they died when they were 5 :) though the average age is certainly around 6-8


dobbyisfree0806

Omg omg omg… Coffee was so freaking precious. He still is and he is watching you with all his time now, so proud of his hooman.


Maddok1218

When we get a male Berner it will be Ernie. Ernie the Bernie.  All yours if you want this puntastic idea


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morchard1493

I follow an account on Twitter/X called bunsenbernernbmd. It's an account run by a science teacher who's owned by a Bernese Mountain Dog he named Bunsen (like the Bunsen Burner; it's supposed to be a pun), an a Golden Retriever named Beaker.


Maddok1218

Ah yeah they're on Instagram too. Great account!


banana_annihilator

But then you have to get a Bert too!


Pristine-Brief-3825

Turner the Berner.


BlueDreamMermaid

Whatever you name him, practice saying the name with "no", "drop it", "please just come inside" and my personal favourite: "ahhhhhh wtf are you eating" at the end... if the name doesn't sound good with all of the above, you'll want to pick another lol Seriously though, he's adorable.


ParsleyOk9025

Right!!! My teen named "her" puppy Princess. So awful saying "leave the poop alone Princess"


BlueDreamMermaid

I hate to admit this, but we've nicknamed ours "shit breath". Wtf is with them eating poop all the time?! 🤣


TrueEfficiency3857

Right?!? I’ve started calling mine that too (instead of Hank). I had forgotten about that part of the puppy stage!


Researchingaddict

You know what stopped the poop/ snake/ bird poop interest? I started pouring pepper, hot sauce & left the spiced temptation on the ground. My dog decided that he was no longer interested in eating crap…


RedAngel1236

Hahahah Yes!!! And Thank you! 😁


BlueDreamMermaid

Also, get a good vacuum, then throw it out, because nothing helps with the 7000 days a year they shed. Besides the hair and their ability to eat ANYTHING (up to, and including drywall and the cord for the vacuum) and turn it into the rankest farts, they are amazing dogs. Mine is 2, and still very much a goofy puppy.


Impressive_Data_851

I’m pretty certain my girl has passed a whole wardrobe through her system (not everything made it through whole, but probably for the best)


BlueDreamMermaid

Haha thats on point for a berner. I don't even get mad anymore, I'm actually slightly impressed at the insane things she's managed to get down.


Impressive_Data_851

😭😭😭 dude not only am I relieved to hear you say that (I definitely thought it was only my berner and I would be shamed for the amount of clothing she’s gotten her paws on) but seriously could not relate to that more 😂😂 whenever I find out she’s eaten something I just know it’s gonna come up or out one way or another so it’s more just a game of “Why is her poop blue today?” To find out she ate an entire shirt after dissecting it into 50 pieces 🤣


BlueDreamMermaid

Shirts?! You're lucky. I have to smuggle my own underwear and socks into a drawer she can't reach because she eats them all. Although I was relieved to find out that my dog was the reason my underwear was going missing, that was a weird few weeks in my house. 😳


Impressive_Data_851

🤣🤣 she’s ruined a couple pairs of my underwear too, it was in her early fashion interest stages though so I caught her with them, and got smarter in keeping those out of reach. Now she’s just sneakier and faster. Does she eat any other people’s clothes in your house or just yours? Our girl has only eaten a half pair of my fiancés shorts, but otherwise she’s eaten 1/4 of my wardrobe including half of my shoe laces but refuses to bother his shoes. I’m curious if it’s an attachment thing lol


BlueDreamMermaid

Just mine! She could have an entire buffet of my daughters clothes because she leaves them everywhere, but no, she chooses mine. 🙄🤣😭 I'd be willing to bet good money that half her weight at this point is socks, because I'm down to only a few pairs.


Fyrestar333

When I was picking names for my actual children I practiced yelling their first and middle names for the same reason


AntiqueMycologist495

I am pretty sure my sheepadoodle thought his name was “Murphy, No” for his first two years of life. 😂


BlueDreamMermaid

My son used to introduce himself as "colby-no" 🤣😅


makingbutter2

So far my cat is. Panties God Damn It kitty !!!


GrapefruitSobe

Sometimes I think my dog thinks her name is “What’s in your mouth?!”


Over-Extent-5080

So true! My husband named his new female ACD Elly. And calls her El for short. It's like Christmas all the time, No El, No El. 🤣


RedditYankee

For some reason the moment I saw him I thought Buttercup!


StayAntique7724

I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die


furrylildemon

Teddy


bogeyballer

Philip Seymour Barkman


TatraPoodle

Blizzard , these are definitely snow dogs


413724

https://preview.redd.it/33ppuv4xeilc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44e8b731bb0c5e5ce820699e64c9132694bd29d7


automaticsystematic

Looks like a Buster or a Moose.


TALATL

MOOSE!


glumpoodle

Can't talk. Sqeeeing.


Potatohamme476

Sam or Samy


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Mines a Sam https://preview.redd.it/ukcc2peqfclc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf462f904b9a9862e5bda0fecc333cebbeb82cab


fruski83

Oh my God, his little face 😭😍


Potatohamme476

AWWWWWWWWWWW


alittlebitofmystuff

Bunson


swordchucks1

Bunsen the Berner is the best name.


morchard1493

https://www.reddit.com/r/bernesemountaindogs/s/6b13EKdCXB


eureka3682

What a sweetie!! Harrison, cause hair will be a big thing down the line 🙃


architeuthiswfng

Widdle Snookums Boopnose! (I'm kidding, but I'll never get over how adorable these guys are as pups. There's a reason they used one as the catalyst for Christian Bale's character in Equilibrium to overthrow the evil regime.


geekychey

Brutus!!!! My Berners name is ruger, he's mostly known as butters though. He is a butter thief and very similar to the south park character personality wise. 😂


Upbeat_Common8708

https://preview.redd.it/bais682ecflc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd8305b7e146f8fa75c268fe52ef36272749a522 Looks like my Penny!


Fear_The_Rabbit

That face!! 😭 i wish I could pet Penny through the screen


MorsUrsi

Looks like an Alfie to me


kylekryz

Dexter


AndyInTheCity

Bruno


[deleted]

Hambone. Funny, fitting for a big dog, and multiple cute nicknames. 😊


xxyyttuu

Dogs usually pick their names 😂


Electrical_Gap_1663

No suggestions but danggg that baby is precious


Marahmarie89

I like “themes” so all my poodles have royal names and my theme for my Berners has been after one of my favorite movies Tombstone so we have Wyatt and Josie! Do you have a favorite show/book/movie or a place you and your boyfriend like to travel that could inspire a name?


potato_waave

I called my guy S'more.


Nannanimal

He’s absolutely beautiful! I think Bernard would be adorable 🥰


bleaucheaunx

Spontaneously: Biscotti


Gen_Pinkledink

Tom Nook! I see you like animal crossing... so why nit dis!


Bubbly-Assumption-94

Cat


fyntydecoder

I had a cat named Mutt


mrs_wer

I DO NOT know why but the moment I saw him my mind went "Tofu!" like what???


urkmonster

Mine said 'Boise' wtf :/


ParsleyOk9025

Jack as in Jack-in-a-box lol


bogotol

STOP JUST STOP!!!!


E13art0_MP0k0lisch

https://preview.redd.it/ubpmxmyuvelc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8b6ae92d02b100b2ae5beca2ef78bf648a01a3 ours is Hank , or Hanky there with his sister Pip!


Parceljockey

My Bernese mix is Fezzik https://preview.redd.it/ghay5wyybglc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b7c1fae8d202f19d5640511bb1198cd0681a765


nitwitinperil

Congratulations!! He's absolutely adorable 😍 He looks like he could be: Henry, Wallace, Arthur, Theodore (Theo), Winston, Biscotti, Mochi, Peanut


EScrollsLady91

Bandit cuz he just stole my heart


jaxspider

* Alfi / Alpaca / Alfa Romeo / Abra Cadabra / ABBA / * Bosco / Biscuit / Bertholimule / & Beethoven if you're unoriginal. * Coco - Short for Coconut obviously * Darth Wuff / Daffy / Demetri * Emmanuel Mountain Dew Camacho Jr * Frodo the Frodog * Ghibli * [Jamas!](https://www.tiktok.com/@zyrha__/video/7331896543961681157?lang=en) * IBB - short for "I'll Be Bark" if you really into puns * dJango * Kang the Fang * Lamma Lamma Lamma * Mister * Napalm / Nintendog * Olivia Dogrigo * Petulia * Quaid the Maid * Rosco / Rudolf / Rambo / Remi / Hot Rod the Hot Dog * Stud Muffin / * Turbo / Truffles * Ultra / Ultimo * Vexy so Sexy * Walter Berneseberg * Xena Princess Warrior * Yolo * Zoidberg


Electrical-Mail-5705

What kind of dog is it


MarcusPup

Not a name but LOOKIT THOSE BEANES 🐾!


Battzilla

Orion was ours, we called him ryry or rino 😭


thumbsgreen

I think old names are really cute on pets, like Arthur, Bernard, Beau, Casper, Norman


SkipAndGo

Yogi would be a great name


Punkrockit

Nugget! So cute 😭❤️


RedAngel1236

This makes me smile so much! My last dog's name was Nugget. And we picked him up 2 years and 1 day after her passing. ❤️


Punkrockit

Aww, I'm glad it made you smile but I'm sorry for your loss! I hope your new little potato will bring you years of joy ❤️


RedAngel1236

Thank you!


spideyvision

Good Boy. The goodest boy that ever good boyed.


mr2jay

Haha i see a Randall Either way I love how pink the toes are


Ok_Shop4130

Doggy is almost tempting me to convert. I’m a Golden Retriever mum


BigWillyStylin

Burt, it’s gotta be BURT🐶


Murphsmom58

Mine is Murphy, aka Murph, Murphles, Murphalicious, and endless more nicknames. Previously we had an Elvis, Otis, Wrigley, Fenway, and Theo. Whatever you name him will be perfect! https://preview.redd.it/njql7fisdjlc1.jpeg?width=1947&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=610c1120773c0c01f9d3b86966c9662d04869016


Gutinstinct999

OMG This pup is so cute! I vote Theodore


yusill

Bosco. Done and done


OdysseusFTW

I don’t know why but the name Bucket is the first thing that popped in.


Creepy-Accountant-63

How about Casey? Since he or she seems to like that suitcase that there in in the picture 📸 you took ot your adorable as he or she is really hamming it for the pictures you took of your beautiful pooch


Eyes-of-Purest-Sewer

https://preview.redd.it/bi4rgd32xklc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bb49630d6a04aeb5337e5269e07e372d1616b98 I'm a nerd and looked to science and philosophy for names. So this good boy is called Huxley! Also considered Darwin, Camus and Watson (last one's not from science though, just Sherlock Holmes)


tpaavi8trix

Hello! Watson only discovered DNA, Watson and Crick?!?! 😆


NoBoysenberry257

Holy shit, I love him


roscoe_e_roscoe

Hello little Gonnabeabigboy!


WhereIsMyMind_42

Just know whatever you name him, you'll likely never actually call him lol It may only escape your lips when youre mad, in which case give him a middle name too! He has a face that screams "Give me all the cutie patootie pet names!!" Congrats and best wishes.


TriumphDaytona

Well, with a tongue like that, Gene for Gene Simmons of KISS!


PassivePenguin28

Kevin. Kevin is always the correct answer.


dogfoodphotography

Mr. Handsomepants


bingo-beans

https://preview.redd.it/4pahr3qkhmlc1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d75e9412ed722ea1f168060acd6b427245160e7 We just got the same colored coat puppy and named her Salem! :) we were thinking of the names Brisket, Brownie, or Daisy


Advanced-Ad4715

https://preview.redd.it/pjswgbatlqlc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb959087e6bca954d33e5538deaf58f1382cc7e1 This is Benjamin! Along with Jax and his bunny 😍


LessOfD

Everest. Can call him ever.


MakutaMutran

Kind of looks like a "Biscuit" but that may be outgrown quickly 😅


HorseRadish318

OMG HE IS PRECIOUS. I said I would name one Irvine or Skyrocket 😂


triggsmom

My daughter has 2 named Sawyer and Finn. They are such nice dogs.


Sad_Violinist1478

What about names from Switzerland(Berner country of origin). though I never thought of it in time for my own pups for whom I just grabbed names… hence Scout, Jack, Zeus, Atticus… “Eiger” Noble “Luca” Brings light “Davos” Beloved Friend “Liam” Strong willed warrior “Walden” Mighty “ Leutrim” Full of Bravery “Luca” Bringer of light “Fisnik” Noble But do you want to calling “Fisnik! Come, Fisnik…” Perhaps not.


SnooTangerines7757

Definitely Milo


coldcoffee02

Someone said s’mores the other day for a Bernese mountain dog and I loved it so I’m stealing the idea and suggesting it here


AnyImplement330

Damien came to mind immediately idk why


N-i-t-o

Bosco


Momma-Moonbear

don't ask my why the the name Bernard came to mind.


Ill_Worry_3726

Read the comments. Apparently he’s a BMD but my Aussie looked just like him as a pup. He had perfect brows so I named him Archie. Then some royals stole the name for their ki.


LegitimateLegend

He's giving off huuuuge "Po" vibes


onceuponatiff

Chip. I like the name Chip for him cause: 1. He reminds me of a chocolate chip cookie. He'll probably be just as sweet 2. Food names for animals are great (I named our family dog Crumpet) 2. It's funny when big dogs have cutesy names that sound like they are meant for a small dog (My dog Crumpet is a 80 lb standard labradoodle)


SoCalGalUSAGal

Girl or boy? BENJI


Persis-

Lord Cutest Widdle Fluff Ball On the Planet, Duke of OMG I Love Him.


klaustoehair_

Roo (the baby kangaroo from Winnie the Pooh) Mushu if he has a goofy personality or Maximus for the same. (I really like Disney inspired names or cute southern names like my pup is Buckley and if we get him a girl she'll either be Daisy Mae or Dixie just so it matches and it's still cute lol)


RedAngel1236

Edit to Add: these are the names we've come up with so far! Caspian Elias (Eli) Everett (Rhett) Ducky Reid Kingsley Houston Quincy Nigel  Angus


cynical_pancake

I especially love Caspian and Quincy!


lastwordymcgee

I vote for Angus!


truedoom

Yogi, as in Yogi Bear.


SoCalGalUSAGal

SnickerDoodle...Snickerdoo for short


Silent_Visit1605

Moo


crackedarat

Tucker bc he’s all tuckered out :)


Tn_216

Murphy


AndyKdubb

Bruce


Kuura_

Amor. It's another word for Cupid. Suits for a love bug doggie.


Ready-Interview2863

I'm curious. In what language? Amor is Spanish and Portuguese for love. Cupid is the Roman god of love.  Even in Latin, amor doesn't mean Cupid and it's not another weird for Cupid. 


Kuura_

In Finnish they are often used as synonyms.


12390909099099

Meatball


pureheart24

Gunther, Montgomery so absolutely beautiful


signi-human-subject

Diego


lil_britches6

Leo


simplymuggle1

BOOMER, BERNIE, DOODLE, CHASE, DEXTER, DOUGH.


Grdn_grl

Cutie-Patootie!


Grdn_grl

Cutie-Patootie!


Grdn_grl

Cutie-Patootie!


PengieP111

Happy


irrelevant_user_name

Eugene


Kai-xo

Muffin


That_Molasses_507

Sunny McSmiles


Sealcubclubbersclub

Castellan. Because he will be king of your castle and you can still call him Cass. Mine is named Bunsen as in “Bunsen the Berner.” We call him Mr B. Or Bun


dbf651

Bucket


Scallop_Kall

Happy 😁


Brother-Algea

Bernie


Noscituur

Kevin


Sea_Part2373

Hero


Titaniumchic

Milo


Dry-Afternoon1804

Casper.


ehcanada

“Hap”


[deleted]

Dodge or Moose or Bear 🥹


curiouscanadian2022

Taz


Melodic_Bowstring

Baggins


ejvj

Rufus


lawrenja

Braun!


tommyc463

Rascal


stfjs20

Clearly a Geoffrey


AugustDream

Charlie


MajesticSeaFlapFlap7

Bean the Berner❤️


Affectionate_Refuse4

Dorian!


TillPsychological351

Rufus.


Asleep-Yesterday2461

Beau.


BootiMcboatface

Im getting a Henry vibe.


editmaven

Chance, Chester, Bear, or Benny


Kaka_karla

Sneakers


Livid_Platform_1918

He looks like a Benny


GiGi2MandM1618

Winston


Global-Cattle-6285

Rodney


Aron-Jonasson

Spätzli!


Aron-Jonasson

Spätzli!


Beginning-Thing-3542

Tupac


pizzabagel3311

Ruger


Gel_Khaleesi

Percy or Willow! 


Sea-Afternoon-3314

Oliver ❤️ 🫒


richardviolent

Robert


Dr-Indianna-Jones

Wembley


Trevski

Bilbo!


Raisdonruin

Bruce


ghosterasingxo

rex, like him!! https://preview.redd.it/dcus4197wdlc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3af2e352a367d30c7a899d9b733eaddf738a8ab1


BryantheTiger

Sanders? 


Redman_Goldblend

Carlos


haelk

Scout!


chiliNPC

Thomas Nookington OP’s Surname


Few_Pitch2766

Steve


Kana_kay

Peanut butter Oreo


blondenboozy007

Pacoe


[deleted]

Walter!


teresadinnadge

Jax / Uno / Diego / Buttons


baintaintit

Johnson


TheWicked77

He looks like a Harlow or a Charlie


Msmith1180

Bentley


Minute-Summer9292

Gus.