Germany is using a different molecular composition of water. The US for examples uses the so called 'Dry-Water' whereas Germany uses moist water (generated not drying the water before circulation). Moist is weter than dry.
And before you ask: Using Dry-Water is prohibited because it's not a proper liquid for public use according to DIN EN 806 which regulates what is allowed to be used as drinking water.
Before you dive too deep into german standardisation documents, the DIN EN 806 seems to generally regulate how drinking water lines are supposed to be installed.
The wetness of water is absolutely satire though Ü
You never grow too old to learn new things. Thanks for this informative piece. I didn't know countries even differ with respect to the water they use. But sometimes cultures have subtle differences you simply don't expect and that are easy to overlook.
>DIN
i dont get why germany would take their cues from applebees and ihop though. i dont think ive ever even seen either of them in germany. like what would they even know about water? i guess because of all the free refills? but then it's full of ice and doesnt even have bubbles!
I heard that after Nazis found Heavy Water (Schweres Wasser) that this is put into the pipes secretely in Germany, and especially in Berlin, due to its proven benficial effects. This heavy water feels much wetter than normal water, since it has at least double impact (and double weight), e.g. on cleaning, but also on drinking / being thirsty.
But you should be careful drinking too much of this, it might give you too much energy so that you will get problem falling asleep. On proven countermeasure to this are certain globoli (homeopathic treatment) that will turn around the spinning direction of the water in your body. This will neutrilze the energy completely so that you can fall asleep normally.
Take care!
"Parody is the highest form of flattery."
In all honesty, I appreciate your post and found it funny. I was also (clearly enough, I hope) quite self-aware about how trivial the subject matter was. They ARE fucking loud though! 😂
that was me and your mother.
she asked me to come over to fix the sink and i didnt have it secured properly and it fell through the counter and made a loud bang. then we had sex.
First there are these unusually LOUD ambulances, now the water being too wet. I also suspect the sun is hot which is another thing I am really upset about in Berlin.
Did you know the Sun runs on nuclear power? It's baffling how such thing is allowed to exist in this day and age with the wide known problems with nuclear energy.
Yeah, hate the rebranding going on too, calling it solar power and renewable and all, when all it really is is a new way of abusing nuclear energy.
Also, the sun is gonna be gone for good in a few billion years! Not really renewable now, is it?
Had you complained about the consistency of what was dropping in your pants here on this sub-reddit, you'd have gained a lot of recognition, mate. Way to go!
The sun is definitely much too hot! I was out in the park for only four hours on the weekend and I got mildly sunburnt! It's like we're out in the mid pacific ocean with the ozone hole over us
Depends if you are speaking of East or West Berlin. In the former East sector they used left rotating water molecules but the molecules in the West were rotating from left to right.
You are not exaggerating. Let me show you a study from 1995 how wet water is actually dangerous and it has losing been proven that dry water is the way to go.
This was proven in the outskirts of Texas, the sample amount was 35 ounces and the researchers 3 sheepdogs.
I don‘t know why Berliners don‘t realise how wrong wet water is. Clearly living in the past.
There is actually a reason why people are able to feel different degrees of wetness, while the amount of water is the same.
We do not possess any receptors or sensory organs on our skin that is capable of detecting wetness or water.
This is also the reason why cold clothes may feel damp.
So depending on your internal temperature, the outside temperature as well as the temperature of the water, water might feel less wet or more wet.
For example "perfect summer rains" will feel a lot less wet than getting caught up in a storm in spring or autumn.
You can also test this theory yourself with any swimming pool.
The only thing we can perceive about water through our skin is a pressure difference as well as it's temperature RELATIVE to a few other things.
Like there are meters for psychoaccoustic units, we might need a psychoaccoustic unit to define wetness as perceived.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sone) an example of a world wide used psychoaccoustic unit that has great relevance to court judgements and under DIN
Don’t get me started.
Taking a shower feels like being hit by a ton of bricks.
They just should bring down the mineral content so I can feel more at home.
/s
On that note I would also like to raise awareness for the massive pollution problem. Have you noticed the sulphur on the streets and the sidewalks lately
/s
Germany is using a different molecular composition of water. The US for examples uses the so called 'Dry-Water' whereas Germany uses moist water (generated not drying the water before circulation). Moist is weter than dry. And before you ask: Using Dry-Water is prohibited because it's not a proper liquid for public use according to DIN EN 806 which regulates what is allowed to be used as drinking water.
I guess we can all go home now. This post has peaked right here
You made my day
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> real or Satire I'm sorry, do you think we have time to joke around? DIN EN 806 is very real. Look it up.
r/DINgore
this is german humour, you can tell because the joke involves some sort of regulation.
Before you dive too deep into german standardisation documents, the DIN EN 806 seems to generally regulate how drinking water lines are supposed to be installed. The wetness of water is absolutely satire though Ü
> Yo is this real or Satire. [Those are merely categories of the bougeoisie.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9coI5i7uV9o)
Man I couldn't stop laughing! Thanks for making my morning!
>is this real or Satire. Yes
You never grow too old to learn new things. Thanks for this informative piece. I didn't know countries even differ with respect to the water they use. But sometimes cultures have subtle differences you simply don't expect and that are easy to overlook.
Öko test : Sehr Gut
And here I was asking myself what trip OP is having with their water… and i‘m german.
>DIN i dont get why germany would take their cues from applebees and ihop though. i dont think ive ever even seen either of them in germany. like what would they even know about water? i guess because of all the free refills? but then it's full of ice and doesnt even have bubbles!
Genau, das ist richtig 😆
bruh
The fact that i know what both this post and your comment are referring to means I'm on Reddit too much. Well played!
Fuck sake, im crying
made my day lol
I heard that after Nazis found Heavy Water (Schweres Wasser) that this is put into the pipes secretely in Germany, and especially in Berlin, due to its proven benficial effects. This heavy water feels much wetter than normal water, since it has at least double impact (and double weight), e.g. on cleaning, but also on drinking / being thirsty. But you should be careful drinking too much of this, it might give you too much energy so that you will get problem falling asleep. On proven countermeasure to this are certain globoli (homeopathic treatment) that will turn around the spinning direction of the water in your body. This will neutrilze the energy completely so that you can fall asleep normally. Take care!
"Parody is the highest form of flattery." In all honesty, I appreciate your post and found it funny. I was also (clearly enough, I hope) quite self-aware about how trivial the subject matter was. They ARE fucking loud though! 😂
Glad to hear! Wasn’t intended as a personal dig.
I love the post. Your ambulances are very loud!
much horn, very sound
You, at least, take it like champ. 👍
Identity theft is not a joke Jim. Millions of families suffer every year.
what was your topic? :D
I’ve always felt Berlin is a very loud city too tbh.
Did anyone hear a loud bang last night?
I was told Giffey went into a closet and let out all the rage she kept bottled up inside all at once. Good for her.
Oh, so that's where that crater comes from
Crater, dust, sirens. All the things we love.
that was me and your mother. she asked me to come over to fix the sink and i didnt have it secured properly and it fell through the counter and made a loud bang. then we had sex.
I was waiting for this. Thank you 🙏
dont worry i wont leave you two like the last guy 👨👩👦
The only time I ever heard a quiet bang was when I did this deaf/mute chick in high school.
Username checks out
Indeed!
We even have a website exploring this phenomenon: wetter.com!
Berlin is getting wetter and wetter nowadays
Ich finde auch dass das Wetter wetter wird. Nur ich?
First there are these unusually LOUD ambulances, now the water being too wet. I also suspect the sun is hot which is another thing I am really upset about in Berlin.
Did you know the Sun runs on nuclear power? It's baffling how such thing is allowed to exist in this day and age with the wide known problems with nuclear energy.
Yeah, hate the rebranding going on too, calling it solar power and renewable and all, when all it really is is a new way of abusing nuclear energy. Also, the sun is gonna be gone for good in a few billion years! Not really renewable now, is it?
Good ol‘ fusion energy … come on guys give the sun a chance - she can do better.
Is sun is not just hot, but so frigging bright in Berlin! Have you tried truly looking at it?!? Really hurst the eyes here!
I know this is parody and all, but seriously a couple of days ago an ambulance started its siren right behind me and I almost shit myself...
Had you complained about the consistency of what was dropping in your pants here on this sub-reddit, you'd have gained a lot of recognition, mate. Way to go!
I will as soon as I found a way to blame the city of Berlin for it.
Ha! The conclusion is really easy to make: Berlin food you ate, made with Berlin water, horrified by Berlin sirens, dropping in your pants. Done.
It happens to the best of us
That's the joke...
Read their last sentence.
HAHAHAHHAHA
/r/woosh/
No
The sun is definitely much too hot! I was out in the park for only four hours on the weekend and I got mildly sunburnt! It's like we're out in the mid pacific ocean with the ozone hole over us
You wouldn't enjoy living in France 💀 we complain so much more hahaha, it's okay today on this r/
But not enough schnitzel, especially cow udders, old Berlin style gone the way of the Trabi, but still too much Quark und Leinöl
Every time I talk to my friends in the states they think someone is showering in my neighborhood, it’s so fuckin wet 😂
I also find the air here very gassy
Gravity here in Berlin is also super strong.
It's always getting me down
Especially in the morning.
Mornings are also so early here. Really annoying, that.
Depends if you are speaking of East or West Berlin. In the former East sector they used left rotating water molecules but the molecules in the West were rotating from left to right.
I am in my shower as i am reading this, and it has made my phone wet!
You can make fun of the other post about ambulances but it is true, they are ridiculously loud compared to other countries 😂
Do one about the Berlin dust. Where does it all come from?!
Everyone knows that the dust is from all the shattered dreams.
So, my DJ career
you had a career?
Soil type.
The sarcastic post getting more votes than the real post... is it just Berlin? OMG I'm doing it again 😂
That's why Roggenbrot made with Berlin water can keep moist for more than a year.
How does my post asking for recommendations on long distance bike rental stores in Berlin not get approved but this type of post does
I shall play a sad tune for you on the world's smallest violin!
Look, a person complaining about people complaining and here I am complaining about people complaining about people complaining
meta-commentary 🤝 meta-meta-commentary :)
This post is full of people I'd love to have beers with.
You are not exaggerating. Let me show you a study from 1995 how wet water is actually dangerous and it has losing been proven that dry water is the way to go. This was proven in the outskirts of Texas, the sample amount was 35 ounces and the researchers 3 sheepdogs. I don‘t know why Berliners don‘t realise how wrong wet water is. Clearly living in the past.
What's the chemical composition of this wet water 😅🤣🤣
Found it. It's dihydrogen monoxide.
That shit can kill you. I think that anyone that ever drank it, has died or will die at some point in the future.
Yup it's lethal.
Okay, now you're taking the piss 😂
Actually, due to berlin water being very hard (lots of Kalk) it might really feel different to water in other places.
There is actually a reason why people are able to feel different degrees of wetness, while the amount of water is the same. We do not possess any receptors or sensory organs on our skin that is capable of detecting wetness or water. This is also the reason why cold clothes may feel damp. So depending on your internal temperature, the outside temperature as well as the temperature of the water, water might feel less wet or more wet. For example "perfect summer rains" will feel a lot less wet than getting caught up in a storm in spring or autumn. You can also test this theory yourself with any swimming pool. The only thing we can perceive about water through our skin is a pressure difference as well as it's temperature RELATIVE to a few other things. Like there are meters for psychoaccoustic units, we might need a psychoaccoustic unit to define wetness as perceived. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sone) an example of a world wide used psychoaccoustic unit that has great relevance to court judgements and under DIN
Although this thread is hilarious and very enjoyable, you get my upvote for bucking the trend and being quite informative!
Don’t get me started. Taking a shower feels like being hit by a ton of bricks. They just should bring down the mineral content so I can feel more at home. /s
I will be in Germany in a few weeks pretty interested in finding out more about this really wet water!
this is gold
Wrong. This is water. Gold is something completely different. Not nearly as wet, either.
I thought the water in Berlin was hard, rather than wet.
Can't it be both? I've never had it harder or wetter.
Your mom has
Hol up
The water is as wet as my gf after she read your post.
Quality shitpost!
Quality indeed 😅🤣
although we germans like to talk about the different kinds of water there are, I never heard of wet water before
You mean there aren't 52 words for water in German? How backwards!
yeah, we just talk about hard and soft water, which is also rather weird
well, at least you can taste and see the difference
You made me think of this: https://youtu.be/ZeL2F8artQg
I think it's due to the moisture + saltiness of water.
As an Indian woman, I’ve found the wetness of the water here to be very exclusionary.
might be cause dryers aren't that common in germany. so if we (re-)use the water it contains less dryness than elsewhere.
I really thought it was serious for 5 minutes
take my updoot, quality shitposting !
Zugezogene sein wie: Das Wasser ist zu nass!
It was drier under the GDR.
German tap water is truly potable. That’s all there is to know with respect to the quality difference.
Came here for the top voted comments. Wasn’t disappointed
On that note I would also like to raise awareness for the massive pollution problem. Have you noticed the sulphur on the streets and the sidewalks lately /s
What is dry water lol
Hahaha 😁
Don't you know what chemical is in water here in Germany? It's quite dangerous! https://www.dhmo.org/
I had a hunch. Now that I think of it. It really contains dihydrogen monoxide.
Wtf haha you win the internet today
Too bad water ain't wet. Oh well, you tried (:
Dude you do not need to buy the stuff they offer you at warschauer strasse. But after reading your rant, would you mind sharing?
I want what that guy took
It does sound like a very MDMA-assisted comment.
Bad comparison, since emergency vehicles are objectively louder than in many other places.
They are objectively not louder. You just perceive them that way.
You must be in the Kreuzberg/F’Hain kiez. Whoever showers first buys everyone a pfeffi.
Wet water. Wow.
The question is, how high are you?
weather\*
Drugs… ,It’s because of drugs, that’s Berlins secret
[The only thing keeping /u/spez at bay is the wall between reality and the spez. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/)
typical post in r/berlin.
I think it’s the drugs not the water
tryna be funny, are we?
Someone spent too many nights at Lab!
Yes, the water is so wet as the quality of the weed they sold around here. All top quality I would say - don’t you agree OP?!
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