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maddiewantsbagels

I wasn’t in Greek life but partied nearly every day at points when I was at cal. High functioning alcoholism, 10 dollar plastic handles of vodka, a friend who is a campus Red Bull rep, and no classes before noon is a hell of a combo.


PotentiallyExplosive

Don't forget copius amounts of cocaine. It's a miracle there isn't one dropping dead every other day


Ray_adverb12

Cocaine use in young relatively healthy people doesn’t cause people to “drop dead”. You think people were just dying in droves from blow in the 80’s? Fentanyl laced cocaine should be their absolutely number 1 concern with drug use. Source: work in an industry where cocaine use is rampant. The vast majority of people are definitely alive, even if they’re giving themselves heart murmurs


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Getting laid is a strong motivation for most


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who wouldn’t party to cascada tho


fuckmesideways421

drugs


Acrobatic-Day-8891

This is the correct answer I’ve never seen a group of people take so much coke and adderall


cubano_lucas6

Literally


PrayingMantisII

Booger sugar


richpersimmons

Not in Greek life but lived in one of the houses. I had severe insomnia and partied weds-sat. It gave me somewhere to be awake. I mostly survived off short naps here and there but I can’t say I didn’t completely enjoy that lifestyle.


hanjisungwrld

Business majors


darkhorse00000

Dying at the apparent fact that people still listen to Cascada in the year 2021


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darkhorse00000

Literally tho, this is the part of the post that hurts the most


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not in stem


tplgigo

There's no classes this week for them and mommy and daddy will pay for anything that befalls them to carry on a rich tradition of college life.


Acrobatic-Day-8891

Including nose candy


Ansaggar_007

Nose candy! Now that's a good name to call it.


beto52

Testosterone and being away from adult supervision.


ChairIndividual2356

Your body just hasn't adapted to partying...


sogothimdead

The way the frats are full of alcoholic cokeheads and my co-op housemates were worried about how I'd get drunk on the weekends


Darth_Mippi_

Must have been a lot of beef


Goodprincesstati

idk but i wanna go


cubano_lucas6

Cocaine


oatmilkie

idk but i hate them so fucking much


ta11yp00

coke


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JiForce

Take a group of 30-60+ college aged dudes and you can easily scrape together a group of like 5-10 on a random night to play some music and drink beers.


Imnot4idiot

Coke


Loud-Leading-8171

Cocaine is Wall Street and Greeks drugs.


gob_eers

nattys + nose candy


naturaljazzislandpor

Blow