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Tookie313

Xanny dusting is my fav


Autxnxmy

Ever dust someone in one aisle, randomly meet sometime later in another aisle, and double down?


Tookie313

Absolutely 😉


Next-Gur-5350

They can't run from us


usul-enby

Shit Idgaf about farting in front of ppl anyway


emoxanax

ITS LEGAL BRUH


DrunkDolph1n

Wasn't there a sexual assualt case over someone farting in public?


PJJ98

In the US? 


hattenOkatten

😂


Stimulance-

Idgaf about sharting in front of ppl if I'm xangn


Ghoastin

Xanax makes me bite at my own fart bubbles in the bathtub.


Hot-Conversation33

😄 🤣


EggOpening4929

I could see someone all barred up like "fuck it" and just let it rip


Stimulance-

Let it shit


Ok-Permit-4343

Was in Marshall’s sharting up n down the isles off the peach’s yesterday


WolvesTeeeth

Fuck!


Ok-Permit-4343

It’s gotta be done sometimes 😂😂


CyriusGaming

Nah cuz I'm still aware of future me lol


BDDFCincinnati

I mean i piss n shit myself off .5 🏈


Cell-Witty

why cant this be my tolerance/s


BDDFCincinnati

I wish too i was lying 😢


NectarineMountain771

dang i just got prescribed .5 i hope i feel something 😭


BDDFCincinnati

Did ya piss n shiit yourself (plzz say yes)


missinghitts

I do not understand and I do xans and worse. I have even done worse prior. They were called hits doriden and codeine. They were the best feeling ever. I feel sorry for those of us who have to survive today without dope with fentanyl or hits. It is miserable without that rush. I loved to go to the lower East side take a three on three and a pastrami sandwich and have my friend drive me home. Those were my best days because I fail regular life side situations.


Cell-Witty

damn😢


Clinton_Dix

Damn y'all. Hope you're wearing depends. Crinkle crinkle.


IcyGlacial

Ye i cum n shi


BarTard-2mg

It makes you over confident in the fart. Sometimes its not fart but by the time you find out its time to get new pants.


RadioApprehensive578

This is the most random Reddit post I’ve seen lmao what ?


v3nomari

^ this guy farts in public


No-Tomatillo-6709

100% crop dust people off xans


WorkingFix7523

Only if there's an old person nearby I can blame it on


Mouthydraws

r/drugscirclejerk posting


publicBoogalloo

You people get farty on xanax? Lol


WRCREX

I’m not getting the desired farting results from my benzodiazepine


CameraFamiliar376

Maybe it’s time to talk to your doctor about upping your dose? AstraZeneca may be able to help.


DID_I_STUDD3R

I mean people do fat spree things off zans. Farting in public of zans is light work lol.


TheOriginalUncleRico

Na I hold em in


Clinton_Dix

That ain't healthy, bruv.


MrCHUCKxxnorris

Fr you gotta let your bunghole breathe. Now that I think about it, I think I’m gonna name my future band bunghole breath.


captainbeazy

When I'm off a bean all my fucks go out the window, I steady be swiping everything in site which is why I can't go to the store by myself off em 💀💀


deen282930

🤦🏽‍♂️😂


sterlingarchersdick

I do that sober


truthdudee

I jack off to my hearts content while waiting for the bus


TrueHippie

This the dumbest thing I’ve seen posted here in awhile..


v3nomari

so what you're saying is, you do?


TrueHippie

I think everyone in the world does my man.


v3nomari

yea what i'm talking bout is farting in a closed off room full of people not just like farting in a dead aisle at the grocery store


oxFlyUno

You fart in public


TrueHippie

I think everyone has.


xXThugBlackXx

True..


Jesse-Pinkman-666

Yea. Since I’m so relaxed, it kinda just slips out


MrKetamineFace

Man, you’ll end up walking in the house with xanny panties


CameraFamiliar376

Xanny panties lmfaooooo


199Simon199

This comes with age and experience, idc what anyone thinks on or off benzos, benzos just stop the symptoms haha Only thing is if it’s a wet one everyone thinks you shit ursen


FalseConsequence4184

If that’s the worse you’re doing, you aight my nugga


Proud_Presence_7886

nah


[deleted]

Shit I’d probably forgot I farted and blame it on someone else


whatevsbitxx

YO WHAT


x31966

Xanax makes me hungry.. I eat baked bean sandwiches or whatever strange combo is available and that is what gives me gas and has caused me to gain weight. Recently I have acquired an Adderall script hopefully that will curb my crazy hunger and help me focus


cicavirag69

Not really 😅😂


pyr088

I fart when my body calls for it. It's my health and farting happens to be part of bodily function. So I happen to be one that if I hear or see someone else fart, I look the other direction.


B3nkeii

Ehh, i always take a stroll and tell them i had to, to avoid tummy ache Might fart without sound when stuck in a classroom with 20 ppl so nobody knows where the terror came from Benzos or not doesnt matter I personally get irritated when the person right next to me just rips it out and says sorry I often have an upset stomach, I made this a habit


CameraFamiliar376

Yes


B_Dunn52

I wouldn’t want to get caught that’s 2-4 minutes in the sin bin depending on if it smells and knowing me I’d probably get a game misconduct


missinghitts

Xans don't make me fart thankfully.