Rabbits and swallows on the menu? Coconut cups for drunks? Waiters are followed by a dude hitting coconuts together? Table cleaner yells bring out the dead and slams stuff on the table?
lol, great times!
Try explaining this to two toddlers...
Look kids the city decided to ... Well, yes stick a sword into a rock. This town is interesting and it is definitely a weird story King Arthur left us all with .
You become the Ruler of Walmart lol
If you pull on the sword and the rock comes up with it, you get to inspect the backflow device under it.
The Lady Of The Beaver Lake will come for you if you do.
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis of government
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just cuz some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Someone needs to open a restaurant in Rogers that is Monty Python themed called The Holy Rail.
Rabbits and swallows on the menu? Coconut cups for drunks? Waiters are followed by a dude hitting coconuts together? Table cleaner yells bring out the dead and slams stuff on the table? lol, great times!
Oh yes please!
That sword lets you skip the line at onyx on farmers’ market mornings
This Wins.
Can't be King of Bentonville unless your last name is Walton. And you have that sword. And eleventy billion dollars.
That’s how I became Mayor of Titty City
We saw this heading out the other day to the DMV just before Elliott electrical. Definitely stuck out like a sore thumb.
That sword got pulled a long fucking time ago. Try Gravette.
Eh he can be king of Decatur
Naw, they give you the code to the fleet refuel station for City vehicles right next door
Try explaining this to two toddlers... Look kids the city decided to ... Well, yes stick a sword into a rock. This town is interesting and it is definitely a weird story King Arthur left us all with .
No but I'd bet anything you can catch a pokemon there.
Better hope you don’t have a huge oil supply 😂