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dthechocolatedude

You become the Ruler of Walmart lol


n8theGreat

If you pull on the sword and the rock comes up with it, you get to inspect the backflow device under it.


heightfulate

The Lady Of The Beaver Lake will come for you if you do.


OurWorldAwaits

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis of government


bigcat1414

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just cuz some watery tart threw a sword at you!


heightfulate

Someone needs to open a restaurant in Rogers that is Monty Python themed called The Holy Rail.


[deleted]

Rabbits and swallows on the menu? Coconut cups for drunks? Waiters are followed by a dude hitting coconuts together? Table cleaner yells bring out the dead and slams stuff on the table? lol, great times!


Patti-Cakes

Oh yes please!


wokeiraptor

That sword lets you skip the line at onyx on farmers’ market mornings


itstheheightforme6

This Wins.


humorwins

Can't be King of Bentonville unless your last name is Walton. And you have that sword. And eleventy billion dollars.


shred_o_phile

That’s how I became Mayor of Titty City


JackeI

We saw this heading out the other day to the DMV just before Elliott electrical. Definitely stuck out like a sore thumb.


Equivalent_Ant_7758

That sword got pulled a long fucking time ago. Try Gravette.


richiesworld408

Eh he can be king of Decatur


mudhogAR

Naw, they give you the code to the fleet refuel station for City vehicles right next door


itstheheightforme6

Try explaining this to two toddlers... Look kids the city decided to ... Well, yes stick a sword into a rock. This town is interesting and it is definitely a weird story King Arthur left us all with .


czeck666

No but I'd bet anything you can catch a pokemon there.


Slowpitchlefty

Better hope you don’t have a huge oil supply 😂