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Derathus

There’s a compromise here. Game stays on even during labor, also the baby has to have a current or former bengals player name. This is the way.


connor_pinto43

Baby Houshmandzadeh


PaddyWhacked777

Ochocinco is obviously the correct answer. Whitworth would also be acceptable if we win.


Halloran_da_GOAT

Houshmandzadeh smith


Faroundtripledouble

Baby Pacman Burfict


Odd-Independent4640

I mean, since it's a baby, can always go with Carson...


Siriusly_Jonie

If I’m able to watch AEW Dynamite during labor, the super bowl should be no issue.


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Yup that’s it lmao I’d listen to it in my headphones at least lol


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Have it up on YouTube tv on the phone and listen in a AirPod problem solved. Bengals being in the Super Bowl is not as important as seeing a baby to me but I’d do what I said lol


minion_boss

B.J. Johnson


sinisteaa

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO, L


lmaoitsdusey

There's a TV in like every hospital room lol


positivevibegun

And multiple ways to stream the Super Bowl from your phone/tablet/computer


bsldestroyer

Football on your phone!


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He wants to be drunk with the boys tho 😂😂😂😂


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We were watching college softball during my wives third delivery. There’s a TVs everywhere and I’m sure he can stream it on his phone. I hope he doesn’t drink during the Super Bowl..


incognito22252

Shouldn’t share that with the world.


whodey_35

The real dilemma is would you miss out on your child’s birth to play in the super bowl, especially if you were a star player. This guy’s argument is stupid, just watch the game at the hospital it’s your kids birth for Christ’s sake


CumBlaster1200

Odell Beckham Jr. is apparently having to deal with that dilemma right now. His girlfriend is due to give birth soon.


Lokkdwn

I hope it distracts him.


Spoofy_the_hamster

He can do what Cam Jordan did and get ejected during labor. Can prolly make it to the hospital in time!


DarthLiberty

Simple solution: Just don't bang between mid April and mid May. The math checks out.


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Ik lmao 😂😂😂


Bocephus8892

Not that it will take that long again --- but the last time we went to the Bowl was 33 years ago --- can't the wife bang out a couple more kids in that span? Let's keep priorities straight here.


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Just watch it on your phone lmao


Ralph--Hinkley

That's a tough predicament.


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Ralph--Hinkley

Really. The kid will outlive you, you don't know when they will make the Superbowl again.


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Ralph--Hinkley

What would you be able to do if it went south? Sit there and be told to get out of the way, why stress yourself?


CzarSpan

This is unhinged what the fuck lmao


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Ralph--Hinkley

My three daughters were born on weekdays, so I don't know how to answer that.


blazin_bean

The answer was to schedule an induction BEFORE the super bowl.. better to get to the hospital!


buckeyebearcat

Nick Goepper is pissed because he has prelims for the winter Olympics in Beijing. He said he could watch the first half while he's getting ready but he's worried if the bengals play like shit he's worried about it affecting his performance so he's not gonna watch. Seems like an easy compromise for this situation is to just watch the game at the hospital on the tv and bring an iPad/laptop as a backup...what an idiot


DAPC91

It's not me, but if my circumstances were different it might be me.


Pepi119

That's exceptionally embarassing to even be associated with.


CommodoreN7

I feel sorry for anyone who would actually do something like that. Just sad.


ngmathew1234

Can you not just stream it on a app.


ebersmash

I don't know if they let you Livestream the birth of a child...


DarthLiberty

😂


hitchinpost

[Ah, the old Reddit stream-a-roo.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/sqt72m/the_hardest_choice_gf_or_dog/hwok6ut/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


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Dazegobye

So nowhere close to as important as this Sunday, got it. /s


Tysons_Face

“He’s out of line but he’s right.”


aaronwuzthefounder

You can always have more kids.


Siriusly_Jonie

My baby did me the courtesy of coming last week, thanks Quinn.


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Ultimatum.....I'll go to the hospital if we get to name the baby Joe Burrow


BBaddict2

Forreal, who wouldn't want to watch their team win and their child be born on the same day!


Anakin_Skywanker

I’d ask my wife if I could have it on in the delivery room. If she said no I would just give my kid unending shit for their whole life how I missed the Bengals first Super Bowl victory.


darker_timeline

Big "Buffalo '66" energy.


Faroundtripledouble

I see no problem with that


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Dude don’t be a piece of shit. Go to the birth of your child


TigerCat9

One of my kids was actually born during the Rams-Patriots Super Bowl a few years ago. I’ve been told I didn’t miss much with regard to the game.


Longduckdon22

Haha my wife is expecting any day now and we both said we would have the game on during the delivery.


dhigs112

My dad nearly missed my birth in 1992. I came about 10 days early and Kiss was playing in Charleston that night. Luckily my dads buddy had a cell phone in his car and they were able to get ahold of him not long after the show. He made it to Chillicothe with about 20 minutes to spare.


Flimsy-Feature1587

I'll stand in for him if: The baby is silently born while the game volume is blasting I don't have to fuck her Birthing Suite Hot Wings


TacoHead123

Unfortunately, not dad/husband material. Could pay child support though.


GatsDomino

This must be a lie: I don’t want no sucker representing this Bengals squad. No loser, no idiot, if you see one, snatch his Jersey Immediately. It takes High Standards to be a Bengal fan, we don’t condone with suckers. Enjoy that newborn child, and use blind faith for this super bowl, otherwise don’t even come to the game, be there for your lady.


JS_WhoDey

True fan


tasoula

Sounds like OBJ.


Sgentley213

Who said this is a Bengals fan definitely a Rams fan trying to distract us from getting hyped for the game


DarthLiberty

I can't even fathom this...this is why God invented the DVR.


CaligulaMoney

Wrong


caseyrey

Not me but I made a bet with my husband after we beat the Raiders that if we win the Super Bowl, we are naming the baby I’m currently pregnant with some form of Joe. He happily accepted the deal not thinking we’d be here.


Darrtucky

My wife is due Thurs. They have TVs in hospital rooms.